After becoming a wage earner in Yokohama

Cloudy and windless today, the weather is not bad.

I sat by the window and looked at the scenery outside.The scenery outside is still the same, really boring scenery, boring life, boring life.

"Yuko, don't sit by the window all the time, we have already taught Dazai a lesson, come quickly and play games with Detective-sama." Edogawa Ranpo shouted from the side.

I, Yu Shiraki, I will never leave the window today, absolutely not!

"This is the latest version of the game on the market that Osamu Dazai compensated, and it hasn't been released yet." Edogawa Ranpo added.

My ears perked up when I heard this.

The latest, unreleased, game.

If there is a million points of heart, it is really a hundred million points of heart.

"It seems that Yuko doesn't want to play this game anymore. It's really a pity. Since Yuko doesn't want to play, I'll give this back to Dazai." Edogawa Ranpo sighed.

Can this be tolerated?This is compensation, can you go back?cannot!

It's not just because I want to play.

I silently left the window, walked to Edogawa Ranpo and sat down beside Edogawa Ranpo, and said with a serious face: "This is compensation, how can I give it back easily? It's definitely not because I want to play, absolutely not. "I also affirmed myself.

Edogawa Ranpo: ... just talk, you are happy

After I left, Atsushi Nakajima quietly moved to the window, quickly closed and locked it, and nailed it firmly.

I was speechless when I heard the voice behind me.Do I look like the kind of person who would commit suicide?I was just thinking about life, I was just thinking about life!

I really don't understand this world.

"I'm back." Osamu Dazai pushed the door open.When he saw me leaving the window and playing games, he suddenly said, "Hey, isn't this Yu-chan who refuses to come down from the window even if he dies in the morning? He also said that accepting my apology gift is a dog." .”

The members of the Armed Detective Agency who heard this sentence cast strong condemnation eyes on Osamu Dazai.They finally persuaded (tempted) Shiraki Yu off the window, and now Dazai Osamu may want to get Shiraki Yu up again with a word.

I almost pinched the handle on my hand.I took a deep breath and sneered.

Oh, Osamu Dazai, your thinking is too simple.Am I, Yu Shiraki, an ordinary person?I will not accept your provocative method.Is the game not fun, or the game is not fun, or the game is not fun, why should I be provoked by you.

Am I that kind of person?

So I looked at Osamu Dazai quietly, and said expressionlessly: "Wow woof woof woof"

Osamu Dazai:? ? ? ? ? ?

People from Armed Detective Agency: ? ? ? ? ? ?

I gave Osamu Dazai a standard smile, the kind that shows eight teeth.I gave Osamu Dazai a disdainful look, and told him with my eyes that I had ruined his plot.I'm sure that Osamu Dazai must be very unwilling in his heart now, after all, I am so smart.

Dazai Osamu is very confused now, very confused, he feels that he has made Bai Muyu mad.

Now Osamu Dazai really wants to post online to ask for help. He has already thought of a name, so he called it [Help: I ​​accidentally made my colleague mad. What should I do? Wait online, it's urgent. ]

As for whether this post was sent out——

Just look at Atsushi Nakajima going to the hospital with a fruit basket.

Osamu Dazai recently felt that there was something wrong with Yu Shiraki, very wrong.Recently, Bai Muyou is always playing with his mobile phone (although he is always playing), but recently it is very different.When he looked at Shiraki Yu's recent game records, he realized something was wrong. Shiraki Yu, the games are all played in duo!Double, row, yes!

Osamu Dazai felt a strange aura from inside.

Shiraki Yu, online dating.

I looked at the victory that popped up on the phone interface, and sighed contentedly.I finally won it, it was really not easy.

Why did I experience such a tragic thing? It starts from that day.

It was a sunny afternoon, and I was swimming in the ocean of games.I opened an ordinary game, which should have been a very ordinary game, but I didn't expect a person on the opposite side to attract my attention.

His name is [Fan of Bandage Essence].

Bandages?The only bandage man I know is Osamu Dazai.Am I a fan of Osamu Dazai?

No, Osamu Dazai actually has fans? !

Because of this special screen name, my attention is all on this player.

Gradually, I realized something was wrong, this player, isn't he a bit stupid...

Why do you squishy rush straight to the center of the enemy? Hey, do you think you will carry the whole field?Why don't the residual blood go home, why don't you go home!

I watched his series of operations and felt a little pain in my head.

Those on the opposite side also saw that he was a reckless man, and they all began to condemn him.

[Gulu: If you don’t know how to play, then don’t play]

[Actors are in place: don't send them away]

[Ghost: I beat you with my feet better than you! ]

After a while, the news of [Bandage Man's Fan] popped up on the public screen.

[Fan of Bandage Man]: I'm sorry, it's because you guys are too good.

You guys are too good.

I was a little tongue-tied when I saw this sentence, and suddenly felt a little sympathetic to the player opposite.

With the help of [Bandage Essence Fans], we successfully won the victory.

I started another game happily, and soon forgot the episode just now.

When I saw the matched person, I suddenly fell silent.

This,

Isn't this the fan from just now?

I suddenly had a bad feeling.That's right, my teammates in the next few rounds will be him, all of them!

I watched the tenth game I lost and fell silent.

It can't go on like this.If you don't break out in silence, just hang up in silence.

So I poked the head iron brother privately.

[Yuko is working part-time]: Brother, how about I take you to practice your skills?

In this way, I stepped into a road of no return...

Recall the hard work of these days, and look at today's results.I, Yu Shiraki, feel the joy of success.

Weeping with joy.

It was by no means that I could finally get rid of him.

"Drip-"

[Fans of Bandage Essence]: I’m coming back from a business trip recently, do you have any special products to bring?Just to thank you for bringing me to the game recently.

I was a little surprised to see this news.The last time I accidentally exposed the place where I lived, I was surprised to find that it was a fellow villager. I heard from him that he works for a cargo company and recently went on a business trip elsewhere. Didn’t expect to come back?

I responded quickly.

[Yuko is working part-time]: Are you coming back so soon?I thought you were going on a business trip for a long time.Things just don't work, and I can't help much.

[Fans of Bandage Essence]: No, I must bring you special products.See you next week at xxx.

I tried to dissuade him again, but found that I was blocked and the message could not be sent.

I:……?

Is this the legendary forced delivery?

No, am I going to have a face-to-face meeting with netizens?Why all of a sudden?

On the other side, Osamu Dazai looked at the content displayed on the phone and touched his chin.

It seems that this is Bai Muyou's online dating partner.

Come take a look next week.

Osamu Dazai happily decided on the itinerary for next week.