After becoming a wage earner in Yokohama

After experiencing the incident that Osamu Dazai almost jumped into the river yesterday, I feel that something is wrong with him recently.I felt that he was wandering in front of me more often, and there was always a feeling that he walked past me on purpose.

This is the No. 30 times that Osamu Dazai passed by me.

I couldn't bear it anymore, I stopped him: "Hey, Osamu Dazai, what's wrong with you?"

When I stopped him suddenly, Osamu Dazai stopped, and he probably didn't expect that I would stop him suddenly.

He looked at me innocently, only to hear him say: "It's nothing, I'm just walking."

I don't know if he's really just walking or dangling in front of me, anyway, I just want to say one word to him now: "You stepped on my foot."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai looked down and saw that he had indeed accidentally stepped on Yu Shiraki.He moved his foot nonchalantly, pretending nothing happened.

How could he not know what happened just now?

I rolled my eyes, ignoring him.I silently sat back a little, afraid that Osamu Dazai would kick me again later.

For the sake of my feet, shrink back.

An hour has passed since my foot was trampled on.Dazai Osamu walked in front of me again, this is the first time he walked in front of me, I don't think it's okay.

I grabbed the hand of Osamu Dazai who was walking by me, and looked at him seriously: "What do you want to do, Osamu Dazai? I have walked back and forth here more than 50 times, you really don't Tired?"

Osamu Dazai was forced to stop.After listening to what I said, he said casually: "Aren't I exercising?"

Who does exercise like this? Hey, it’s the gym next door. Doesn’t it smell good?

I really can't understand what happened to Osamu Dazai.

After I let go of his hand, Osamu Dazai started walking back and forth again.

I:......

No, please don't go.You didn't get dizzy, but I almost got dizzy, really.

"Dazai?" I called.

Osamu Dazai didn't respond, as if he was silently glancing at his own world.

I stopped believing in evil, and shouted again: "Osamu Dazai!"

Osamu Dazai has not responded to me.

Whispering.

I took a deep breath and made a decision.

When Dazai Osamu walked in front of me again, I reached out and grabbed Dazai Osamu's clothes, and pulled him down forcefully.

I have to ask, Osamu Dazai, what kind of madness is this.

Osamu Dazai was caught off guard and pulled down. He hung on to the armrest of Shiraki Yu's chair so that he didn't have an intimate contact with Shiraki Yu.

After stabilizing his body, Osamu Dazai realized that there was something wrong with the posture of him and Yuko.

I leaned closer to Osamu Dazai's face and met his gaze.I said softly (gritting teeth): "Dazai Osamu, what's wrong with you today? Why are you walking around here all the time? If you're not tired, I'd be so tired."

Osamu Dazai sighed helplessly, "Didn't I say that..."

Do you want to repeat what you just said?

I squinted slightly and interrupted Osamu Dazai's words: "I don't usually see you exercising. The floor is better today or that. According to my observation, you walked back and forth in front of me for more than 50 minutes. This time, I have reason to suspect that you are deliberately swaying in front of me, trying to attract my attention, so what is your purpose?"

Hearing these words, Osamu Dazai gave me a meaningful look.

I was a little flustered by the look in his eyes.

Osamu Dazai's face was getting closer and closer, so close that I could feel his breath.

I heard him say, "You-chan, guess, I'll tell you if you guess right."

His words made me forget the atmosphere at this time.Now I only have what he said in my mind, let me guess, I guess I'm lonely, if I can guess it, will I still ask you?Tell me if I guess right, is there any difference between this and my guess?It seems not.

It seems that today's Osamu Dazai is still trying to trick me.

I will not be fooled.

I pushed away Dazai Osamu with a look of disgust, and threw him a sentence: "No guess, you can guess whether I want to beat you now."

Osamu Dazai: "..."

Osamu Dazai let out a "puchi" laugh.He stretched out his hand and rubbed my hair when I wasn't paying attention, and there was a little pity in his voice: "Since Yuko doesn't want to guess, I won't make it difficult for you. Anyway, you will know in the future, won't you?"

Seeing that Osamu Dazai wanted to rub my hair, I quickly covered it with my hand and looked at his hand warily.

Osamu Dazai withdrew his hand regretfully.He left with his hands in his pockets, and I seemed to hear him muttering in a low voice: "Anyway, you will take the initiative to rub it for me in the future."

I almost laughed at this sentence.How could I rub it for you? I'm afraid you are still dreaming, and there is everything in the dream.

Osamu Dazai finally got back to normal, he stopped walking around, and finally no one was dangling here in front of me, and I felt that my vision was broadened.

Before I could rest for 2 minutes, Osamu Dazai's voice sounded again.

"Yuko, let's go, I'm going to do commissions!"

I almost crushed the newspaper in my hand.Why am I making a commission with you again? I really don't want to make a commission with you.Look at Doppo Kunikida who is sitting next to you, that is your partner, hey!

I tried to struggle, and before I could start to struggle, my ending was punched out.

Kunikida Doppo didn't know when he came up behind me. He patted my shoulder and said with a deep expression, "Yuko, you and Osamu Dazai have to go with this entrustment. I'm sorry to trouble you."

I:"......"

No, you have already said that, can I still refuse?It seems impossible.

So this is where my struggles are over before I even started?

Life is full of surprises.

I honestly followed Osamu Dazai to go out with the commission.

I still don't understand why I have been pulled out by Osamu Dazai to give commissions recently.I have also seen those commissions, which can be completed by one person.

"Yuko, what are you thinking?" Dazai Osamu asked suddenly.

My conditioned answer: "Miss you."

After I finished speaking, I suddenly realized, what did I just say?Did I say something incredible just now?

Osamu Dazai had a smile on his face, and he elongated his voice: "Wow-oh, I really didn't expect that Yuko, you are thinking of me. That's right, after all, people like me will always be noticed, don't It's normal to have psychological pressure, I think."

I watched Dazai Osamu's performance with dead fish eyes.

I want to applaud him very much now, as expected of you Dazai Osamu, this face can be plastered on the wall.

When I was about to hit him, he stopped his performance.

Osamu Dazai's expression became serious, and he pulled me to hide behind the wooden board next to me.

I looked confused, and when I was about to ask, Osamu Dazai covered my mouth.

I:? ? ? ? ? ?

I tried to struggle, but found that I couldn't break free.

Wait, is Dazai Osamu so strong?

In the end, I didn't bother to move anymore. I was a little curious as to who made Osamu Dazai choose to hide.I looked across from the little gap in the middle of the planks.

The person opposite is a person wearing a fur hat and a fur cape.

I glanced at the sun in the sky, and then at the man.By the way, is he really not hot?

After an unknown amount of time, the person on the opposite side left the place.

After seeing people leave, Osamu Dazai finally let me go.

Before I could breathe a sigh of relief, Osamu Dazai suddenly leaned into my ear, and he whispered, "Yuko, stay away from this person as far as you see him in the future, this person is very bad, very bad, if you don't pay attention It will be sold by him."

I glanced at him suspiciously, thinking about the veracity of his words.Then I thought about it again, although Dazai Osamu is very unreliable, but I feel that he will not harm me.

"Okay, now go and complete the commission, and then we can start having lunch." Osamu Dazai stretched his waist and walked forward.

I walked behind Osamu Dazai, for some reason, I still remembered the man I saw just now in my mind.I couldn't help but look back, I don't know if it was my illusion, I seemed to see the man just now in the crowd, and he seemed to be smiling in my direction.

I rubbed my eyes, and when I looked over again, I found the figure of the strange man just now.

"Yuko, what are you looking at? Let's go." Osamu Dazai shouted.

"Um, fine." I replied.

I followed in the footsteps of Osamu Dazai, forgetting about the man I just saw.Anyway, I don't know him, and he doesn't know me either. It may be an illusion to see him just now, after all, people dressed like this on a hot day are really eye-catching.

Uh, hurry up and finish the commission and go back, now I feel like eating.

When I arrived at the destination, I looked at the big tree in front of me and fell silent.

I suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Yuko, this is the destination of our mission." Osamu Dazai said, looking at the big tree in front of him.

I was silent.

"Come on, Yuko, you just need to take off the ball on top." Osamu Dazai pointed to the stuck football.

I became even more silent. This is obviously something that can be done by one person, okay?Why did you take me with you.

I couldn't help it: "I'm going to get the ball, so what are you doing, Dazai?"

Osamu Dazai gave me a strange look; "Of course I'm cheering you on. Yuko, come on."

I:......

Forget it, just be happy.

I looked around and found a very long stick not far away, so I ran to pick it up.I stood under the tree and pulled the ball down.

I looked at a ball, I don't know why I always feel that this ball is very familiar, as if I have seen it somewhere.

I took a closer look and found that this is an ordinary football.I didn't think much about it, maybe the familiarity just now was because I saw it in a store selling sports equipment.

I picked up the ball and turned around to go back with Osamu Dazai, only to find that Osamu Dazai who had just stood there had disappeared.

Dazai Osamu, who is so big behind me, just disappeared?

"Today is a fine day, so I'm going to try this posture to commit suicide." Osamu Dazai's voice came from behind me.

I looked over, and it turned out that Osamu Dazai found a rope from nowhere and tied it to a branch, and was about to hang himself.

Seeing that Osamu Dazai was about to stick his head in, I thought about it, put down the football, and kicked it in the direction of Osamu Dazai.Because of enough force, the football broke the branch, and Osamu Dazai fell because of his unstable center of gravity.

I walked over and pulled Osamu Dazai up, and said angrily, "If you don't pay attention for a while, you will try your best to commit suicide."

Osamu Dazai rubbed his arm, and said with aggrieved face, "Wow, it hurts me to fall from such a height."

"It's right." I sneered.

Osamu Dazai knew it was wrong, so he brought up the subject. He glanced at my empty hand and asked, "Where's the ball?"

I:......

When I suddenly remembered this, I silently raised my head and looked at the tree in front of me, only to find that the ball got stuck in the middle of the branch again, but this time it couldn't get off.

Osamu Dazai saw it too.

"Wow, Yuko, what do you think you should do?"

I thought for a while and replied, "Let's have cold salad, go buy another one, Dazai remember to pay for it."

Osamu Dazai had an incredulous expression on his face, "Why am I paying the money???"

"Because Dazai committed suicide first, I had to kick the ball up, so Dazai, don't try to escape the order!"

"Hi hi."

The author has something to say: the branch is not very thick, the protagonist is still very good at playing QAQ constantly

The memory of the first stage is almost over

Tomorrow, I will write a perspective from Osamu Dazai to explain the situation in the first stage QAQ

This chapter ooc must be ooc, there is a reason for this, QAQ will be explained from the perspective of Osamu Dazai

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Thanks to the following little angels:

感谢在2020-05-3017:13:32~2020-06-0116:12:30期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: 1 Liuzhe;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Lingling, He Qianshuang, x, I don’t know if you are happy or not, I am one;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mines: 3 for a pigeon; 123 for 2 wooden figures; 1 for Mrs. Jingzhe, Dazai’s baby, Muzai, Snow Sakura, August Night, I don’t know what it’s called, and [-] Liuzhe;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!