Mr. Prodigal is throwing something
Chapter 12 Wood
Cen was in a good mood, went home and did six sets of split push-ups, incline push-ups, half push-ups, and diamond push-ups in groups of fifteen, and Puepee in groups of ten did six groups, and then came out of the shower , It's only ten o'clock.
Still not wanting to sleep, Cen Yan took out the ruler, paper and pen, and started to paint the homework of the interior design.
He is in a good mood, and he likes the homework of interior design. He puts on noise-canceling headphones and immerses himself in the things he likes.
Finally, the drawing was almost finished, and a song was cut in the earphones, and a strange sound came into my ears.
Cen Teng was about to listen carefully when the music became louder, so he had to lower the volume.
"I just said that I don't understand! Did I say I hate homosexuality? Did I say I opposed homosexuality? I'm a fucking straight man, what's wrong with me like women with long breasts and thighs? How do you make me understand? ?”
Why is this voice so familiar?
Cen Teng took off his earphones and walked towards the door.
"You talk about your boyfriend, don't mind me! Oh, don't allow me to say that I don't understand? Then I like women, but you don't understand? Carrots and vegetables have their own loves, how can I understand you!"
"Fuck!" Cen Teng opened the door, angrily dragged Wang Boyan into the room, and the door slammed shut, "Can you fucking come in and scold, the whole building knows that I like men, so you're happy? Do you want to?" Trumpet, I'll lend you one!"
"I fucking wanted to come in and scold, but you fucking opened the door. The doorbell rang for half an hour, and the door was smashed into a hole, but you didn't open the door!"
"I'm wearing earphones! Ghosts can hear you knocking on the door!"
"How the hell did I know you were wearing headphones!"
"You don't know how to call and send WeChat when no one opens the door? Crazy!" Cen Yan scolded here, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, "You still come to scold me, I have so many nice words on WeChat, it's fine if you don't reply , and beat him back, are you looking for trouble?"
Wang Boyan came here to find something to do. He threw the cage in his hand on the ground, "My own WeChat, I will never return it!"
After arguing here, both of them know that this matter is over.
Cen Yu was thirsty, so he went to take a sip of water and came back, his voice was still loud: "What kind of broken cage did you bring to my house, throw it out for me!"
Wang Boyan sat down on his buttocks, slumped on the carpet of Cen Yu's house, with a mournful face, and his tone of fighting: "I was fucked by a woman!"
The cage was rustling, Cen Teng condescended to squat down and look inside, there was a little hamster inside.
Wang Boyan had a hamster raised by an ambiguous partner. He said that he would go on a trip for a few days, and wanted to foster the hamster with Wang Boyan for a few days. Neither Wang Boyan nor Cen Yan were people who could accommodate small animals at home. Wang Boyan agreed without saying a word, and then Take the little hamster to the dormitory.
Wang Boyan's roommates usually received a lot of benefits from Wang Boyan, and they dared not speak out when they were angry, so they could only serve Mr. Hamster with good food and drink.
But a few days later, the auntie of the dormitory made a surprise dormitory inspection, and pulled out Mr. Hamster, and hung it on the campus square together with large and small illegal appliances, attracting the attention of thousands of people.
No matter how small it is, it is a life. Wang Boyan covered himself tightly. Before the hamster starved to death, he went to the campus square to rob a prison. Send it to Cen Yu.
"Where's the phone?" Cen Yan asked.
"Empty number." Wang Boyan looked embarrassed.
Cen Yu hurried to close the window, and then started laughing for 5 minutes: "Damn it, hahaha, you will be tricked by a woman one day! You deserve it!"
Wang Boyan can bend and stretch, "Please."
"What's the use of begging me? If your dormitory doesn't allow me to have a pet, then mine? If your family doesn't want to have a pet, my family wants to have one?"
Wang Boyan came prepared, "I know, I didn't ask you to take care of it, so why not give it to your family Li Ta?"
Cen Teng's eyes suddenly changed, warning: "What's your plan for him?"
"Fuck me? I'm playing tricks on him? Are you fucking sick?"
Cen Teng thought to himself, Li is barely able to support himself now, but also a hamster?
"He doesn't like small animals." Cen Yu refused for Li him.
"Come on, I saw you two kissing each other this afternoon and I was feeding the cat outside the cafeteria!"
Cen Teng killed Wang Boyan with his eyes, "I'll give it to you!"
"Ouch!" Wang Boyan showed weakness, "In his eyes, I'm just a stranger sitting across from you on the train. I can't compare to you! Brother! Let me tell you the truth, this hamster is your savior!"
Wang Boyan said it very interestingly, and Cen Teng listened with great interest to save face.
"Tell me, if you keep a hamster with him, and you have to go to see the hamster every now and then, can he not allow you to go to see it? This, this, and this, come and go, what else can't be done?"
Wretched, too wretched!
Cen Teng said, "Get out!"
Wang Boyan replied "Okay!" and quickly got out.
Cen Teng looked at the little hamster in the cage, and suddenly felt that he was not a thing.
In the afternoon, he and Li he got back together after breaking up the estrangement, and in the evening they asked him to raise a hamster?He acted as if he had something to ask for, and deliberately went to find Li Ta to make up with him this afternoon.
But... Li seems to really like small animals, what if he agrees?
Damn he still owes me money!Cen Teng thought, and looked at the time again, it was eleven o'clock, I don't know if Li had fallen asleep...
[Lee he]
It was the first time that Cen Yu took the initiative to send a message to Li Ta. Of course, he didn't just ask "Are you there?" Cen Yu has a personality.
Li replied in seconds: [in]
Fuck! Fuck!Cen Teng jumped up from the ground, the word "in" made Cen Teng so fucking excited, it would be better to use other words, "Why?" "What's wrong?"
"In" is an affirmative tone, which means "I am here, you speak, and I listen."
Cen Dian had too many inner dramas and missed the best time to reply. He seemed to be caught by someone else. In order to cover up, he quit QQ and called Li Tata.
He answered quickly, and Li asked in a low voice, "What's the matter?"
Cen Teng was also cautious, "Are you asleep?"
"No." Li Ta glanced at the doors of the two rooms. There were still two full-time workers on the night shift who hadn't come back. The lights in both rooms were still on. "This living room is not soundproof."
"It's not cheating, what are you afraid of?" Cen Yan thought so, but he didn't dare to say it in front of Li him. He cleared his throat and said solemnly: "I have a discussion with you."
"Discuss with me?" Li Tata was quite surprised, "Do you still have something to discuss with me?"
Let's count down, every time Cen Yan took Li Ta to do something, or asked Li Ta to do something, when did he discuss it.
Cen Teng looked embarrassed, but luckily he couldn't see Li.
"It's just... a friend of mine, he raised a hamster, and now he... died, and he gave the hamster to me. It's not convenient for me to keep it. I wanted to send it to a pet store. Let's see if you like it..."
"Wait," Li Ta interrupted, "Your friend died, and then he gave you the hamster..." The more Li he heard it, the more panicked he became.
"Damn it," Cen Yan laughed, he always laughed when chatting with Li Ta, "you just say you want to raise it or not?"
Li didn't speak for a long time, and Cen Yu didn't speak. Wait for him to see if he agrees or refuses. Let him think about it.
Two minutes later, Cen Li QQ rang, and the picture popped in, a picture of a hamster, which should be found on the Internet, with a watermark, [Is this this kind of hamster? ]
Tsk... Cen Teng should have thought of it a long time ago, a little bumpkin may only know what a mouse looks like and what a hamster is, Li really doesn't know.
[well, not a mouse]
Li Ta Hui [cute, raised]
Cen Yu didn't hold back, and laughed again, [Don't be so serious when you praise others for being cute]
Before the phone was hung up, the two of them started chatting on QQ, crazy.
Cen Teng realized this and said, "Then you come to pick it up the day after tomorrow? I have a lot of classes tomorrow, and your time may not be coincidental."
"Okay! I have a morning shift the day after tomorrow, so I'll come in the afternoon!" Li Tata happily agreed.
After a while no one spoke, Cen Teng finished explaining the matter and was at a loss for words.
Li was stunned for a while, and then suddenly laughed.
"What are you laughing at?" Cen Yan asked, laughing unconsciously, he didn't know yet.
Li Ta smiled brightly and movingly, "Good night!"
There is no tenderness, no ambiguity, just like an ordinary greeting, said in a light tone of "Have you eaten yet?"
But it sounds comfortable.
"Good night." Cen Yu said mechanically and stiffly.
Cen Teng was excited all night, and sent a screenshot of the chat history with Li Ta to Wang Boyan, and Wang Boyan sent an awesome emoticon package, [Brother, speed is awesome, keep it up!It should be inversely proportional to the speed on the bed! ]
Cen […]
[Thank younger siblings for me, just don’t raise them to death]
Brothers and sisters... Cen Yu was a little melancholy for a while, maybe because he was too tall, or maybe Li was a little shorter among boys, he always learned that Li was still very young.
It's less than eighteen, and it's estimated that the hair hasn't even grown.
Still not wanting to sleep, Cen Yan took out the ruler, paper and pen, and started to paint the homework of the interior design.
He is in a good mood, and he likes the homework of interior design. He puts on noise-canceling headphones and immerses himself in the things he likes.
Finally, the drawing was almost finished, and a song was cut in the earphones, and a strange sound came into my ears.
Cen Teng was about to listen carefully when the music became louder, so he had to lower the volume.
"I just said that I don't understand! Did I say I hate homosexuality? Did I say I opposed homosexuality? I'm a fucking straight man, what's wrong with me like women with long breasts and thighs? How do you make me understand? ?”
Why is this voice so familiar?
Cen Teng took off his earphones and walked towards the door.
"You talk about your boyfriend, don't mind me! Oh, don't allow me to say that I don't understand? Then I like women, but you don't understand? Carrots and vegetables have their own loves, how can I understand you!"
"Fuck!" Cen Teng opened the door, angrily dragged Wang Boyan into the room, and the door slammed shut, "Can you fucking come in and scold, the whole building knows that I like men, so you're happy? Do you want to?" Trumpet, I'll lend you one!"
"I fucking wanted to come in and scold, but you fucking opened the door. The doorbell rang for half an hour, and the door was smashed into a hole, but you didn't open the door!"
"I'm wearing earphones! Ghosts can hear you knocking on the door!"
"How the hell did I know you were wearing headphones!"
"You don't know how to call and send WeChat when no one opens the door? Crazy!" Cen Yan scolded here, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, "You still come to scold me, I have so many nice words on WeChat, it's fine if you don't reply , and beat him back, are you looking for trouble?"
Wang Boyan came here to find something to do. He threw the cage in his hand on the ground, "My own WeChat, I will never return it!"
After arguing here, both of them know that this matter is over.
Cen Yu was thirsty, so he went to take a sip of water and came back, his voice was still loud: "What kind of broken cage did you bring to my house, throw it out for me!"
Wang Boyan sat down on his buttocks, slumped on the carpet of Cen Yu's house, with a mournful face, and his tone of fighting: "I was fucked by a woman!"
The cage was rustling, Cen Teng condescended to squat down and look inside, there was a little hamster inside.
Wang Boyan had a hamster raised by an ambiguous partner. He said that he would go on a trip for a few days, and wanted to foster the hamster with Wang Boyan for a few days. Neither Wang Boyan nor Cen Yan were people who could accommodate small animals at home. Wang Boyan agreed without saying a word, and then Take the little hamster to the dormitory.
Wang Boyan's roommates usually received a lot of benefits from Wang Boyan, and they dared not speak out when they were angry, so they could only serve Mr. Hamster with good food and drink.
But a few days later, the auntie of the dormitory made a surprise dormitory inspection, and pulled out Mr. Hamster, and hung it on the campus square together with large and small illegal appliances, attracting the attention of thousands of people.
No matter how small it is, it is a life. Wang Boyan covered himself tightly. Before the hamster starved to death, he went to the campus square to rob a prison. Send it to Cen Yu.
"Where's the phone?" Cen Yan asked.
"Empty number." Wang Boyan looked embarrassed.
Cen Yu hurried to close the window, and then started laughing for 5 minutes: "Damn it, hahaha, you will be tricked by a woman one day! You deserve it!"
Wang Boyan can bend and stretch, "Please."
"What's the use of begging me? If your dormitory doesn't allow me to have a pet, then mine? If your family doesn't want to have a pet, my family wants to have one?"
Wang Boyan came prepared, "I know, I didn't ask you to take care of it, so why not give it to your family Li Ta?"
Cen Teng's eyes suddenly changed, warning: "What's your plan for him?"
"Fuck me? I'm playing tricks on him? Are you fucking sick?"
Cen Teng thought to himself, Li is barely able to support himself now, but also a hamster?
"He doesn't like small animals." Cen Yu refused for Li him.
"Come on, I saw you two kissing each other this afternoon and I was feeding the cat outside the cafeteria!"
Cen Teng killed Wang Boyan with his eyes, "I'll give it to you!"
"Ouch!" Wang Boyan showed weakness, "In his eyes, I'm just a stranger sitting across from you on the train. I can't compare to you! Brother! Let me tell you the truth, this hamster is your savior!"
Wang Boyan said it very interestingly, and Cen Teng listened with great interest to save face.
"Tell me, if you keep a hamster with him, and you have to go to see the hamster every now and then, can he not allow you to go to see it? This, this, and this, come and go, what else can't be done?"
Wretched, too wretched!
Cen Teng said, "Get out!"
Wang Boyan replied "Okay!" and quickly got out.
Cen Teng looked at the little hamster in the cage, and suddenly felt that he was not a thing.
In the afternoon, he and Li he got back together after breaking up the estrangement, and in the evening they asked him to raise a hamster?He acted as if he had something to ask for, and deliberately went to find Li Ta to make up with him this afternoon.
But... Li seems to really like small animals, what if he agrees?
Damn he still owes me money!Cen Teng thought, and looked at the time again, it was eleven o'clock, I don't know if Li had fallen asleep...
[Lee he]
It was the first time that Cen Yu took the initiative to send a message to Li Ta. Of course, he didn't just ask "Are you there?" Cen Yu has a personality.
Li replied in seconds: [in]
Fuck! Fuck!Cen Teng jumped up from the ground, the word "in" made Cen Teng so fucking excited, it would be better to use other words, "Why?" "What's wrong?"
"In" is an affirmative tone, which means "I am here, you speak, and I listen."
Cen Dian had too many inner dramas and missed the best time to reply. He seemed to be caught by someone else. In order to cover up, he quit QQ and called Li Tata.
He answered quickly, and Li asked in a low voice, "What's the matter?"
Cen Teng was also cautious, "Are you asleep?"
"No." Li Ta glanced at the doors of the two rooms. There were still two full-time workers on the night shift who hadn't come back. The lights in both rooms were still on. "This living room is not soundproof."
"It's not cheating, what are you afraid of?" Cen Yan thought so, but he didn't dare to say it in front of Li him. He cleared his throat and said solemnly: "I have a discussion with you."
"Discuss with me?" Li Tata was quite surprised, "Do you still have something to discuss with me?"
Let's count down, every time Cen Yan took Li Ta to do something, or asked Li Ta to do something, when did he discuss it.
Cen Teng looked embarrassed, but luckily he couldn't see Li.
"It's just... a friend of mine, he raised a hamster, and now he... died, and he gave the hamster to me. It's not convenient for me to keep it. I wanted to send it to a pet store. Let's see if you like it..."
"Wait," Li Ta interrupted, "Your friend died, and then he gave you the hamster..." The more Li he heard it, the more panicked he became.
"Damn it," Cen Yan laughed, he always laughed when chatting with Li Ta, "you just say you want to raise it or not?"
Li didn't speak for a long time, and Cen Yu didn't speak. Wait for him to see if he agrees or refuses. Let him think about it.
Two minutes later, Cen Li QQ rang, and the picture popped in, a picture of a hamster, which should be found on the Internet, with a watermark, [Is this this kind of hamster? ]
Tsk... Cen Teng should have thought of it a long time ago, a little bumpkin may only know what a mouse looks like and what a hamster is, Li really doesn't know.
[well, not a mouse]
Li Ta Hui [cute, raised]
Cen Yu didn't hold back, and laughed again, [Don't be so serious when you praise others for being cute]
Before the phone was hung up, the two of them started chatting on QQ, crazy.
Cen Teng realized this and said, "Then you come to pick it up the day after tomorrow? I have a lot of classes tomorrow, and your time may not be coincidental."
"Okay! I have a morning shift the day after tomorrow, so I'll come in the afternoon!" Li Tata happily agreed.
After a while no one spoke, Cen Teng finished explaining the matter and was at a loss for words.
Li was stunned for a while, and then suddenly laughed.
"What are you laughing at?" Cen Yan asked, laughing unconsciously, he didn't know yet.
Li Ta smiled brightly and movingly, "Good night!"
There is no tenderness, no ambiguity, just like an ordinary greeting, said in a light tone of "Have you eaten yet?"
But it sounds comfortable.
"Good night." Cen Yu said mechanically and stiffly.
Cen Teng was excited all night, and sent a screenshot of the chat history with Li Ta to Wang Boyan, and Wang Boyan sent an awesome emoticon package, [Brother, speed is awesome, keep it up!It should be inversely proportional to the speed on the bed! ]
Cen […]
[Thank younger siblings for me, just don’t raise them to death]
Brothers and sisters... Cen Yu was a little melancholy for a while, maybe because he was too tall, or maybe Li was a little shorter among boys, he always learned that Li was still very young.
It's less than eighteen, and it's estimated that the hair hasn't even grown.
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