Mr. Prodigal is throwing something

Cen Jue played in Xi'an for another two days, and then was urged back to Beijing by her manager. She was filming and studying at the same time—her manager, who is now her legal guardian, accepted a movie for her. Start with zero.

After sending Cen Jue away, Cen Yan felt relieved. He was full of plans and there were still two months before the postgraduate entrance examination, so he almost moved into the study and couldn't come out.

When I said abstinence before, I was really abstinent. I only got tired of it for a while before waking up and before going to bed. I couldn’t bear it until I rolled the sheets once.

Li he keeps accounts every week, and the expenditure on adult products has been greatly reduced.

He cooks for Cen Yu every week according to the recipes on the APP. He racks his brains to make meals that are not only delicious in color, fragrance, but also in nutrition, protein, fat, carbohydrates, inorganic salts, calcium, iron, zinc, selenium, and vitamins...

Shuangjiang Lita made pork liver, duck blood and quail eggs, and put thick clothes on Cen Yu's body, and he didn't allow Cen Yu to sweat too much.

In Lidong Li he made beef, black chicken and tofu soup. Every night, he boiled hot water and forced Cen Yu to soak his feet. The hot water must cover his ankles for more than 15 minutes. Fire, once woke up in the morning with a dry throat and could not speak.

Xiaoxue Lita made buckwheat noodles with mushrooms and cabbage, and made Pu'er lemon tea for Cen Yu to cool down the fire.

Daxue Li made carp and red bean porridge on the mountainside, and Cen was not allowed to stay up late. When Cen got up to read at five or six o'clock, he got up slowly and made breakfast for Cen.

……

There was a small episode during this period, Cen Yuan never survived the Double Ninth Festival.Cen Li looked at the almanac, and found that the day after Cen Yuanlai's death was extremely ominous and it was not appropriate to go to the funeral.

Cen Li called Cen Yu on this day and asked Cen Yu to attend the funeral.

Li also went, and he saw that Cen Li seemed to be crying, leaning on Cen Li's shoulder and crying.

At that time, Li also felt very distressed. Cen Li and Cen Teng seemed to be playing a game with their parents. In the end, the siblings won, but in fact it was a dead end, which was quite uncomfortable.

Later, there was also Cen Yu's birthday. Li knew that Cen Yu didn't like it, so he didn't celebrate Cen Yu's birthday. Anyway, when Cen Yu wanted it, he could just give it now...

The students in the class are looking for jobs and internships one after another. Cen Yan occasionally glances at the class group. Some students are riding a donkey to find a horse with an offer, and some are taking the public exam teacher... Some are preparing for the exam. just give up.

Fortunately, I have Li Ta behind me, otherwise I might have given up, because I hate exams after all.

Cen Yan moved the water cups, sleeping pillows, etc. into the study room, and put them on the already overcrowded desk.There are also all the review materials and books that are crowded, with outlines of various colors on them, notes in different sizes of handwriting, and post-it notes of different colors on the pages of the books, sticking out from the books, like blinds...

The cover of the recitation materials that I sorted out and printed out by myself was worn out, and Li Ta took it for him to copy;

Cen Yu fell asleep with his back on his back in the early morning, Li Ta didn't wake him up, and when he woke up, he had a small blanket on his back;

Cen Yu sat in the study for more than four or five hours, and Li Tata asked the school belle to scratch the door of the study, letting Cen Yu tease the cat to change his mind...

Brushing up the questions, memorizing the test points, day after day, Cen Yan put off all the work in his studio, and tidied at home when he was tired from studying, there were new changes every week, and the things he packed were either really useless In order to throw it away, either recycle according to the type, or donate...

The house has never been more... empty.

Come and go, Cen Yu has almost donated all his clothes, and there are only 10 pieces left. Anyway, every time he takes a bath and replaces Li, he washes them and then dries them with a dryer. Cen Yu doesn't know I had so many clothes back then, how could I wear them...

Oh, by the way, the dryer was also bought by Li Ta in the second-hand market. It is probably new, but Li Ta, who is very budget-conscious, is so awesome.

Cen even created an Excel spreadsheet to classify his belongings: daily necessities, electronic products, stationery, clothing... In the end, the suit was ordered because it did not belong to "clothing". The definition of is everyday, often wearable.

However, this set is limited to wearing on the bed...

So Cen Yu re-listed a category called "his", and listed the suit and sex toys below.

There are also scarves and gloves that Li he wove and gave him as gifts, all of which are souvenirs and are classified as "his"-he thinks that his kidney function is quite good, and he is really not afraid of the cold.

Disposable kitchen wipes are banned at home and disposable face towels are banned. Disposable chopsticks are banned. In Li’s big school bag, besides endorsing books, he also carries thermos cups, chopsticks, spoons and stainless steel straws every day...

Take the kitchen waste to the balcony for composting, brush off the school flower’s cat every day and keep it well, and plan to make a super big fur ball for the school flower to play with in the future, don’t order takeaways, don’t shop online, don’t buy things with complicated packaging, and don’t allow any unnecessary plastic waste to be generated ...

In fact, he produced the most rubbish in the family—all the test papers he had done were painted colorfully, and every stack was turned over and turned into waste paper, piled up on the desk.

There is also a mobile phone, the software in it is a mess, Cen Yu uninstalled all the useless ones, and used the WeChat applet if it could be replaced by the applet, and directly went to the web page for the ones that are not commonly used...

Cen Yu's cell phone has no case and no film, which is also weird. Cen Yu's hands are so broken, and he dropped the phone every three days, and it didn't hit it at all. There wasn't even a scratch on the screen... which made Li him He wanted to give Cen Yu a mobile phone, but he couldn't find a chance.

If he insisted on giving it away, he was told by Cen Yan that if there is an entry, there must be an exit. The old mobile phone is not broken, so there is no need to "export."

Li Ta thought: I'm so annoying, I just want to give you something, why don't you let me give you anything.

When Cen Yu ordered Li Ta at home, he didn't want to eat him up. After all, he was abstinent... he was Li Ta's Tony teacher, so that Li Ta could only wear a hat to work at one time.He also trimmed Li's nails twice in three days, almost bald.

If there is nothing to do, I will take Li him to take a bath together, and rub off a layer of skin for Li him...

He couldn't take it anymore, and he was afraid that Cen Yu would be blind sooner or later if he was staring at the computer and reading books every day. When he was on vacation, he would pester Cen Yu to go out to play.

I don’t play any big games, just the things that most couples will do, go shopping and watch movies, go to Huaqing Pool to watch the dance drama "Song of Everlasting Sorrow", go to the scenic spots around Xi'an to take pictures and relax.

Anyway, he never went to the playground again, so Li quit.

Sometimes Li Tay performed a yo-yo for Cen Yu at home, and Cen Yu played Tao Xun to accompany him.

Oh, by the way, it's not like the studio isn't open at all—

Wang Boyan's family works on the Internet, and a small half of the entire office building is full of development engineers. They only wear thick and thin plaid shirts throughout the year.

In some families, even two couples are programmers, and the child is studying artificial intelligence. A family of three is a mess every day, wishing to wear flip-flops and big pants to work and go to school...

It's really not elegant and affects the company's style.

Wang Boyan called Cen Teng for help, Cen Teng took this big order, and came to the door for free, throwing away donations, and even making reference templates for daily diet and outfits, and sending emails to people every week... that building Half of Lou Xiao's employees finally "look like dogs".

From then on, Wang Boyan was no longer Mr. Wang in his father's company, but became Mr. Wang, which was ridiculous.

There is also a way to relax and decompress: live broadcast with fans every Friday at [-] pm.

Li Ta said that during the closing period, you must keep interacting with fans, otherwise your studio will be ruined after the postgraduate entrance examination is over!

But Cen Teng knew that Li was afraid that he would collapse in the middle of a certain night while preparing for the exam.

It was the first live broadcast for Cen Yu, and he didn't have any professional equipment, so Li took the phone to help him take pictures. Cen Yu introduced from the kitchen at home to the bathroom, from the room to the living room, and also introduced Xiaohua and 117 by the way.

Cen Yu went to the kitchen and said to the soymilk maker at home, I like to drink soymilk, so my partner would make it for me every morning, adding peanuts, walnuts, jujubes, black beans and red beans.

When I walked to the bathroom, I said that my face was dry, and the body lotion my partner bought me was colorless, odorless and alcohol-free.

When I walked into the room, I said that in order to make myself sleep better, my partner opened aromatherapy spray every night, and got up in the middle of the night to cover himself with a quilt.

There are more things to say in the living room. Housework is almost done by objects. Rats and cats are objects to feed. Without this object, I may die...

Li He laughed with his mobile phone the whole time, but he didn't dare to laugh out loud, and the live broadcast screen shook into a phantom.

The fans in the live broadcast room were all blown up——

[The one you are on the left and the one you are on the right, with my blessings, roll as far as you can! ]

[Did you look at the camera during the whole process? It all depends on the subject! ! ! ! ]

[Brother, you are doing a live broadcast with fans, take a look at the camera, ball ball! ]

[My fucking backhand is just a slap, it's amazing to have a partner! ]

……

It was too cruel, and later Cen Yu stopped doing live broadcasts like this, and started to be a question-and-answer blogger, and the questions from fans were all kinds of strange——

Housewife: I already have a rice cooker at home, do you want to buy another yogurt maker?

Young office worker: When will I run out of 46 lipsticks? ! !

College students: Is it necessary to buy a Kindle?

Newly married girls: what is the use of wedding photos?Isn't there already an electronic version of the photo?

PubMed Party: Do you want to buy an iPad?

Full-time mother: There is a one-and-a-half-year-old baby at home, so there is really no way to be minimalist...

Girl: Is there anyone who washes face, hair, and bath with a piece of soap like me?save trouble

Minimalist tryst: Throwing a lot of things recently, I feel relaxed

Another girl: I really want to get rid of my boyfriend too...

……

Cen Yan suppressed a smile in front of the camera, and answered one by one——

You can make yogurt by setting the rice cooker to the keep warm mode.

The unopened lipsticks are used second-hand, the opened ones are reapplied every day, when they run out, they are refilled, and the lipsticks are thrown away when they are due.

If you are sure that it will not become a brick for covering instant noodles, you can buy it.

Put it on the bedside, you can look at it when you quarrel.

You can buy it, but don't download Weibo on the iPad.

Don't buy too many clothes and shoes for your children.

If the face is not dry and the hair is not fried and the skin is not peeling, there is no problem.

……

After answering the next few questions, he himself became interested and slowly told his fans about his experience.

"Actually, when I first started minimalism, I was also throwing and throwing. The first reaction was to throw anything that didn't please my eyes. At that time, I just met my partner. He was very picky. He didn't like me throwing things. He kept everything. use it yourself.

"Including many of my clothes, I feel that I can't wear them anymore. My first reaction is not to donate, donate or recycle, and I want to throw them away. At that time, he was wearing clothes that I didn't want, and they looked good. Then I gradually , Throwing more responsibly, after all, what really needs to be thrown is garbage, if it can still generate value, it cannot be regarded as garbage...

"Later he moved to live with me, and brought back the things I didn't need before, so the clothes, trousers and shoes that I didn't like before came back after going around, but at that time I looked pleasing to the eye, Because he looks good in..."

Cen Teng answered the questions in a serious manner, but the screen in the live broadcast room began to flicker:

[Wait, you are wearing your clothes...]

[Can I wear clothes, pants and shoes?I can understand the boyfriend shirt, what about the pants and shoes? ? ? ]

[Brother Two Jin, so your partner is about the same size as you (cover your face)]

[I seem to have discovered something incredible]

[Okay, look, look, look, so is your date a good-looking little brother? ]

……

Seeing that something was wrong, Cen Teng smiled and said: "He is not tall among boys, but his body shape is much worse. He just prefers to wear my clothes."

Cen Yu said it directly. Fans don't know if ta is "he" or "she", but there is no need to struggle.

Cen Teng just came out of the closet in the live broadcast room so calmly, the barrage area exploded for a while, and was suppressed by the fans who asked serious questions.

Next question: I really want to get rid of my boyfriend...

[I always thought that boys should have a lot less things than girls. Until I lived with my boyfriend, his things were really messy and too much. I would tidy them up occasionally, but he would say that I messed up his things, which made me mad... ]

Cen Teng smiled: "Minimalism is not minimalism, it's just a personal living habit and lifestyle. It would be better if you and your boyfriend can have consistent living habits. If they are not consistent, don't be angry. You can slowly and He instills your concepts and ideas, and he will definitely affect you too. Both of you will give in to each other, and slowly you will be able to find the balance between feelings and living habits..."

[I originally decided to live together because I wanted to get married, but now every time I quarrel because of this, I want to break up directly (crying loudly) Mr. Cen, can your partner accept your divorce?What should I do if I quarrel, do you have the idea of ​​breaking up for a moment...]

When talking about this topic, Cen Yan couldn't help but look up to the other side - Li he was wearing earphones and was lying on the bed reading a book. The book was borrowed from the library of A University. Li he used the mobile app to take notes while reading it.

Cen Teng live broadcasts every week in the living room, and Li doesn't bother him. He wears headphones and does his own thing quietly, and the two don't interfere with each other.Li didn't make a sound until Cen Yu's live broadcast was over, and he opened the live broadcast software to watch Cen Yu's replay.

"Actually..." Cen Yan looked at Li Ta with a smile, but Li Ta couldn't hear what he was saying.

"My partner is not very accepting of my divorce, because he is stingy, and he often buys things online, which are cheaper than offline. But then there will be a lot of garbage in the house, packaging garbage and courier packaging garbage, and he and I I have said it a few times, but he doesn’t buy much online, and buys everything he can buy offline.”

[Your partner is too considerate, admiration]

"Well, he is more accommodating to me. He usually listens to me for such trivial matters."

Another fan: [My boyfriend doesn’t object to my breaking up, he even supports me, but maybe he supports me too much, I want to throw him away every minute, he is too big and takes up space ( Laughing and crying)]

Cen Yan glanced at the computer screen, then looked at Li He, and said to himself: "I sometimes have this kind of thought, especially when he is too clingy to me, but this kind of thought usually does not exceed a second. , because I’m used to him clinging to me. It’s like raising a cat. When you want to work, the cat will come to step on your keyboard. What can you do? You can’t just touch him..."

Fans started swiping the screen:

[Okay, stop talking, we all know that your cat is clingy...]

[Fuck, he started again! ]

[The eyes are not looking at the camera (smile) but they are looking at the object (death smile)]

[Peony leaves the live broadcast room]

[Before the next dog abuse, please be forewarned, I will quit the live broadcast room first (smile)]

Before Cen Teng realized that his live streaming career was about to end, he continued, "I never thought of throwing him away...he is my must-have item..."

The screen was full of wailing, and everyone from seventeen or eighteen year old girls to middle-aged aunts threw lemons at Cen Yu.

Today's live broadcast ended earlier than in previous weeks, because the anchor is always making troubles. In order to make up for it, Cen Teng posted a long Weibo to expose his 100 essential durable goods, which he had promised his fans before.

Let's take a look one by one:

T-shirt*2

Shirt*2

Jacket*2

……

mobile phone*1

computer*1

Headphone*2

……

And the odds and ends:

Umbrella*1

towel*2

Chest bag*1

……

A total of 99 pieces.

Cen Yu's obsessive-compulsive disorder, I always feel that something is missing, so I opened it and edited it again:

object*1

A total of 100 pieces.

The sharp-eyed fan opened the editing record and saw it, and posted a screenshot, and then...

[Subject, must-have durable item, no problem (smiles)]

[I'm sour, I'm sour]

[Ah Wei comes, one dies, one dies, two dies, one pair]

[I decided to cancel it for 24 hours, and I will come back after you all sleep (smile)]

……

Cen Teng's live broadcasting career suffered from Waterloo, he closed the computer with a smile, and slowly approached the bed, his tall figure blocked Li Ta's light.

Li took off his earphones and asked with a smile, "Is it over?"

Cen Yan nodded.

"Are you hungry? Do you want something to eat?" Li Ta asked. During this time, he fed Cen Yu like a pig, for fear that his brain would not be able to keep up with malnutrition.

Cen Yan shook his head, slowly bent down, looked into Li Ta's eyes, and said in a low voice, "Just now fans said they were going to unfollow me."

Li Ta paid more attention to managing his Weibo than Cen Yan, and was taken aback, "What are you doing?"

Cen Yan leaned close to Li Ta's ear, and said with a smile: "They said, if you want to pay attention again...you have to..."

As Cen Teng said that, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

"What are you going to do? Do live broadcasts by hand? Or live broadcasts at work?" Li recalled item by item, all of which he had found in the comment area.

Cen Teng shook his head: "I want to sleep with my partner."