Mr. Prodigal is throwing something

Cen Teng's face finally warmed up, and then he heard the sweet female voice in the room: "Mom! This fire can't rise!"

My aunt began to pretend to blame: "Hey, I have been studying outside for half a year! If you can get it, the fire at home will not rise!"

Chen Qiushuang hurriedly pushed him: "Go west and have a look, and help Huniu get angry."

Li Ta stood still, begging God in his heart not to torture me, Cen Yu would kill me!

My aunt also laughed: "That's right, go west and try it, it will definitely be better than our Huniu!"

After she finished speaking, she shouted into the room again: "You come to Xige to help you get promoted!"

Li him:?

Cen Yu: ...

Li He stood up slowly, and had to take his hand out of Cen Yu's pocket, and reluctantly entered the neighbor's kitchen.

Cen Teng's pocket was empty and light, and he really wanted to press Li He to come out in front of this group of people...

Huniu was sitting in front of the stove, and when she saw Li He coming in, she immediately stood up and hid aside, watching Li He sitting in her original position, lighting a fire absent-mindedly.

Huniu looked at Li Ta once, and asked softly, "Hey, Li Daxi? Your name is Li Ta, right? We were at the same table when we were young?"

Li Ta didn't even lift his head, and hummed perfunctorily.

Huniu also went to the stove, her voice became quieter, and she whispered: "Let me tell you, my mother knew you were back yesterday, and she drove back in the car, and she will be there right away. I help cook, do you know what that means?"

Of course Li knew it, he knew it too well, and Cen Yu knew it too, and it was because he knew that he was so distressed.

Huniu saw that Li didn't speak, and continued to say: "For the sake of you being my elementary school classmate, let me tell you the truth, my mother, and your mother, their generation is like this, what a shame Huh, don't take it seriously, I still treat you as an old classmate."

Li Tata's heart jumped for joy, he turned his head to look at Hu Niu, and sighed in his heart that this old classmate really didn't like him, that's great!

Huniu saw Li Ta in a daze, thought Li Ta was sad, and quickly explained: "I really don't dislike your low education and lack of education, but, you know, we live in different circles, have different views, and have no common topics. of……"

Li Ta laughed out loud, and Huo Xiaozi lit the firewood.

"I know that you should like your classmates, so that... well, the three views are not contradictory, and they have a common topic."

Feeling lost, Huniu sighed, "It doesn't have to be a classmate, it would be great if it's Teacher Cen."

Teacher Cen?Why is this word so familiar?

Li Ta looked at Hu Niu in surprise, "Teacher Cen?"

"Don't look at me like that, I'm not a real teacher," Hu Niu said with a little pride on her face, "It's just a blogger on Weibo, we call him Teacher Cen, alas, you don't understand anyway. ...It's a pity that Teacher Cen will never like me in this life."

Li Ta couldn't help asking: "Why won't he like you in this life?"

Hu Niu was very regretful: "Because he doesn't like women... Oh, you don't understand after I told you."

Li Tatian's curiosity was overwhelmed because he was too sensitive to the word "Cen", so he chased after him and asked, "Then tell me, that Mr. Cen... what does he do? Post something on Weibo." what?"

Hu Niu quit now, and said loudly: "Hey! I think you are my old classmate who told you these things, okay! I told you that I don't like you anymore! What are you asking! You So what if you know Mr. Cen? You can still fight with him? Let me tell you, Mr. Cen is taller, much taller than you. Don’t pretend to treat him as a rival in love! He doesn’t even know You are such a person!"

Li felt that something was wrong. He asked, "Your teacher Cen is tall? How tall is he? What's his name?"

Hu Niu was about to explode, she grabbed Li He by the neck: "Hey! What are you doing? You want human flesh! Let me tell you, dare you! This is against the law! I want to protect the world's best Teacher Cen..."

Hu Niu was really pinching, her hand was so strong, but Li Ta couldn't fight back, and coughed with bared teeth and claws.

With a bang, the kitchen door was opened from the outside. Huniu turned her head and saw a tall figure at the door. She was dumbfounded and her hand loosened. She asked awkwardly, "Teacher Cen?"

Cen Teng was sitting outside, listening to the movement in the kitchen with his ears open, listening, it seemed like two people were arguing?

The two women held the soles of their shoes, each chatting about their own children, chatting so passionately that they didn't hear them at all.

Cen Teng couldn't take it anymore, he stood up and rushed into the kitchen.

Cen Yu didn't notice what the girl was calling him, strode over and pulled Li He up from the ground, "Did you choke?"

Li Ta kept waving his hands, pointing to him with a smile, pointing in the direction of Hu Niu, "You, cough...you are a fan."

Only then did Cen Teng turn around and noticed the girl in front of him.

Huniu pinched her face, turned on her phone to check the time, and then turned her head to look at the door, making sure she hadn't time-traveled, and asked again: "Teacher Cen?"

Uh……

Cen Teng was also a little embarrassed, "You are?"

The neighbor's aunt outside asked, "What's wrong with Huniu?"

Hu Niuer quickly replied: "It's okay, I'm chatting with Dao Xige!"

Li He: ...

Cen Yu: ...

Huniu didn't dare to get closer to look at Cen Yu, and said excitedly, "Oh, I'm Lin Shenwen! Don't you know my ID?"

As Huniu said, she clicked on Weibo right away, opened Cen Yu's latest Weibo and handed it to him: "Look, look, I'm your die-hard fan, and I can snatch every one of your Weibos." To the front row!"

Cen Yu really didn't look familiar, so he turned his head and asked Li Ta: "Is this ID familiar to you?"

Li he nodded, "Well, I have replied to her many times to comment."

Then Cen turned his head and looked at Hu Niu again, and stretched out his hand to shake Hu Niu's hand: "Thank you, I'm very happy, I can meet fans here, thank you very much for your support and likes."

"Wait..." Hu Niu's excitement passed, and she suddenly couldn't react.

Cen Teng explained again: "Because he usually manages my Weibo for me, so I may not be familiar with your ID, but I will be familiar with it in the future..."

"Wait..." Huniu's expression twisted, "The one who lives with you, wears your clothes, will do everything to you, and we begged you many times not to let him show his face. The object is him. ?”

Hu Niu pointed at Li Ta.

Cen Yan nodded with a smile.

Hu Niu went around and stood in front of Li him, "Is that you?"

Li Tata wanted to laugh, but he thought it might not be moral, so he smiled politely, "Ah."

"Ah—" Huniu screamed.

The two women outside were terrified, "What's wrong, Huniu?"

Huniu shouted loudly: "Mom, why didn't you tell me that you are also in Xi'an when you go to Xige!"

The neighbor's aunt laughed and replied loudly: "Oh, don't you know now..."

Huniu squatted down, looked up at the two men, one tall and one short, and said in a low voice, dejectedly: "But he got involved with my favorite Teacher Cen..."

Cen Teng doesn't know how to comfort people, so Li He squatted down, and it was not easy to pat Hu Niu's shoulder, so he could only say dryly: "Don't cry, this..."

"I didn't cry..." Huniu raised her head, her face was clean without any tears, and she buried her head again: "I'm just a little jealous, so are you going back to your mother's house this time?"

Li didn't know how to answer, so Cen Yan squatted down and said gently: "Forget it, he's seen my parents too."

"Ah..." Hu Niu howled even harder, "Hurry up and get out, I'm so sour..."

The two big men had no choice but to comfort them, but they didn't know how...

Li He came out of the kitchen with Cen Yu. He just told his neighbor's aunt that he was bothering him and went home first. The aunt was keeping the two of them for lunch. of waste paper.

"Wait!" Hu Niu handed the pen and paper to Cen Teng fiercely, "Sign it! Just sign this! Sign every piece!"

The two women sitting on the ground stared wide-eyed. They didn't know what the young people were up to. They were chatting with Xi Ge just now, but now they got involved with this tall friend again.

Cen Teng smiled and signed Hu Niu one by one, and handed them back after signing, but Hu Niu didn't stop.

Hu Niu handed her mobile phone to Li He: "Take a group photo of us, hurry up!"

Looking at a photo of your boyfriend with another girl?Of course Li is not happy, although he knows that this person is a fan...

"Hurry up!" Hu Niu shouted, "Don't take pictures, right? If you don't take pictures, I will expose you! I still have photos of you when you were young!"

Li He: ...

Cen Yu: ...

"You can take a picture for us." Cen Teng conceded defeat.

Li He found a pure white background for the two of them. Hu Niu stood beside Cen Yu and compared the scissors, her head only reached Cen Yu's elbow.

Li Ta took several pictures in succession, and immediately dragged Cen Teng away.

Huniu happily took her mobile phone, flipped through the photo albums and looked at them one by one, and then exploded: "If you die, come back to me! Take another photo!"

Li Ta pulled Cen Yu and ran away Xu Yuan in a swipe, almost fell into the snow, the two of them got rid of Hu Niu, and stood hunched over in the snow panting.

"Your...fans are too powerful. If everyone is like Huniu, I don't think they will survive."

Cen Teng gasped, and said with a smile, "That's why I never reveal your private information. I didn't expect the car to overturn today."

Li He stood up straight, and slowly walked backwards: "But Huniu won't tell, and I have my autograph and group photo."

"Yeah." Cen Yu took out his mobile phone and walked forward, videotaping Li Ta while walking.

"I love you! Do you hear that?" Lee shouted.

"I heard—" Cen Yan replied.

Cen Teng intercepted this paragraph, added a sticker of Li Ta's face, and posted it on Weibo.

Lin Shenwen, who has the title of die-hard fan, is indeed in the front row again: [Dog man!I hate! ]

Cen Teng ran over to hug Li Ta, his clothes were too thick, he couldn't truly feel the other's body temperature, he hugged and turned around twice like a penguin, one of them lost his footing, and both of them fell on the snow.

Li Ta smiled and asked, "Did you hurt from the fall?"

Cen Teng also smiled, and spat out a mouthful of snow scum, "It doesn't hurt."

The sky and the earth were silent, and the two of them just lay in the snow, watching the heat exhaled from above form into balls and gradually spread out.

The snow stopped for a while, the sky was white, and there were no birds, Cen Yan drew something in the air with his fingers.

Li Ta also drew: "This is the two of us. I painted it in the sky. The sky is the lake surface, with the reflection of the ground on it."

After Cen Tun finished painting, he reached out to hold Li Ta's hand, "This place is so clean..."

Li he didn't speak, Cen Yan continued: "Why is the place where you grew up so clean?"

Even the sky is pure white, unlike Xi'an, where the sky is still gray and black after snow falls.

The two were lying like this, holding each other's hand with one hand, and holding the snow mantle on the left and right of the snow field with the other hand.

I don't know how long I lay there, when Cen Yu's cell phone rang, a number from Tianshui, Cen Yu showed it to Li, and said with a smile: "I'm a little afraid to answer it now."

Li Ta smiled and clicked the answer for Cen Yu, and there came a tiger girl's loud voice like a firecracker: "Tell Li Ta to answer the phone! Li Ta, can you double-mark a little more? The photo of your partner is the upper body, I only have one head left! Shame on you!"

Li Ta couldn't help laughing: "No? If I took a picture of your upper body, I wouldn't be able to take a picture of his head. Aren't you against it?"

It seems to be... Huniu didn't take it seriously, her momentum weakened, and she asked weakly: "My mother asked if you would like to come to my house for dinner at noon. Grandma and my daughter are eating here."

Cen Yan shook his head at Li Ta.

Li Ta said to the phone: "No more."

"That's the best!" Huniu roared, "I get angry when I see you two!"

After finishing speaking, Huniu lowered her volume again, "Well...I still have to say something, my aunt...doesn't know about the two of you?"

Li Ta's smile froze immediately, and Cen Yan held up his mobile phone, so he naturally heard this sentence.

"I don't know yet," Li said.

"Oh..." Huniu sighed with some regret, "I will tell my mother that I don't like your style, so she probably won't force me to go on a blind date with you, but where is my aunt... ...I can't help you."

Li Ta and Cen Yu looked at each other, and they both smiled faintly.

Li Ta said: "Well, I know, we will...consider it carefully, thank you, Lin Shenwen."

Hu Niu exploded again: "Don't call me by my screen name anymore! It's embarrassing! Ah——"

Li hung up the phone and turned Cen Yu's cell phone, "Tsk tsk tsk, you kept telling me not to leave your contact information, but someone called you on your phone..."

"That's right," Cen Yu was also surprised, "How did she know my phone number?"

Li Ta smashed the phone back to Cen Yu's chest: "Pig, it's on your website!"

"Oh..." Cen Yan looked at the sky that seemed to be close at hand and smiled stupidly, "I deleted the phone number and email on the website when I went back."

"Okay!" Li Ta agreed, "Then you will lose your job, and I will be the only one raising you and raising you into a real pig..."

After Li he finished speaking, he turned over and climbed onto Cen Yu's body, lay on his back with Cen Yu, then raised his chin and kissed the corner of Cen Yu's mouth, buried his face in Cen Yu's shoulder, and silently did not speak.

Cen Yan lifted his phone up, opened Weibo and sent a private message to Lin Shenwen Youyou: [Do you really have pictures of him as a child? ]

Huniu is probably still surfing the Internet, so she replied right away: [It’s in the cabinet in my living room, waiting]

Hu Niu quickly sent a photo. It can be seen that it has been a long time, and the photo paper is almost taken off. Crouching in front of a pile of firewood.

Hu Niu was very caring, and mosaiced the girl part, leaving only the little boy.

At that time, there was still baby fat on his face, he was holding the meat in his hands, and he was staring at the camera with bulging eyes, with curiosity and shyness in his eyes.

Hu Niu: [For my eighth birthday, a relative brought back roast beef leg from the city, and invited neighbors to eat it. At that time, he and I ate the most happily. The adults took this photo, it should be him The only photo from childhood]

It should be. After all, I was so poor when I was a child. I could only go to the house to eat beef to satisfy my cravings. I definitely didn’t have the money to take pictures in a photo studio.

"No wonder I always like to eat beef..." Cen Yu thought, and gently touched Li Ta's head with his palm, "The more you can't eat when you are young, the more obsessed you will be when you grow up."

Cen Yu replied: [Thank you for still keeping this photo]

Huniu looked at the news, her heart pounded, and she thought: This is not what I want to keep, it is deliberately kept by the adults in the family with the abacus of "baby relatives".

You can't reply like this, Teacher Cen might come along the network cable and beat himself to death.

Cen Yan turned off his phone, put his arms around Li Ta's back, and lowered his head to kiss Li Ta's hair, "Baby."

"Huh?" Li he replied lazily.

"I want to eat roast beef leg, can you make it for me when I go home?"

Li obviously forgot about eating beef at Hu Niu's house when he was a child, and he had never cooked this dish before, so he asked, "Why do you want to eat this all of a sudden?"

Cen Teng answered irrelevantly: "I will earn money, earn a lot, and we can eat as much beef as we want in the future, okay?"