Mr. Prodigal is throwing something
Chapter 97
Li He: ...
He knew he was going to make a fool of himself.
Treasure your size!
The grandfather heard it, but he pretended not to hear it, and deliberately asked, "What did Xiao Cen say?"
Li was afraid that Cen Yu would say something he shouldn't have said, so he quickly laughed and said, "He must be tall. Grandpa, I'll put him to lie down for a while, and I'll probably go crazy after drinking."
"Oh..." The grandpa was still very awake, as if he was still thinking about whether to let Cen Yu go, but in this quiet space, Cen Yu could not die, turned his head and blew into Li Ta's ear, and stared at Li Ta Looking sideways, although the eyes are not focused.
This is not a big deal, the terrible thing is that Cen Teng blurted out, "Baby, I have a headache..."
Li He: ...
He didn't even have time to cover Cen Teng's mouth.
Fortunately, there were not many people at the table at this time, and the younger ones all got off the table.
But Li Shouxin was still there, and Cen Yan was drunk by the grandfather, and he watched the whole show, and finally couldn't stand it anymore.
A big man called his son "Baby".
Li Shouxin felt that he could breathe fire.
Li Shouxin stood up abruptly, "Hurry up and go to sleep, I'm so drunk, I'm going to throw up later!"
He couldn't wait for Li, he smiled with the grandfather, and quickly helped himself with the mud.
There was no one to lead the way, and no one came to help Li Ta. Cen Yu was tall, and he stood still when he fell down, but he couldn't tell the direction, and grabbed Li Ta.
After finally getting people into the room, Li Ta was sweating all over, stripped off Cen Yu's clothes and shoes, pulled the quilt cover, sat on the edge of the bed and watched Cen Yu in a daze.
Cen Teng probably felt uncomfortable in his stomach, and frowned, his eyebrows looked better than usual, and Li was fascinated by it for a while.
"Baby..." Cen Teng murmured again.
These words brought Li Ta back to reality, my lord!Now everyone knows you call me baby!
Li Ta was so angry that he was still staring at him!
He found an unused small basin and put it under the bed, fearing that Cen Yu would throw up in his sleep and would not have time to go to the bathroom.
Then there was nothing to do, but to pass the time by watching Cen Yu drunk.
The grandpa obviously poured Cen Yu's wine on purpose, why did he pour him wine?Did dad tell the grandpa about my relationship with Cen Dian?
... Li he couldn't figure it out.
Just as he was thinking, the door rang, Li went to open the door, and saw the grandpa holding a blanket at the door, "I'm afraid that the heating is not enough, just put an electric blanket on the extra bed and plug it in directly, so as not to freeze."
How could it be frozen? The man was hot when he was drunk, so it would be good if he didn't have a fever.
It was hard for Li to refuse, so he could only accept the electric blanket.
The grandfather still looked inside, and asked Li Ta: "Did you go crazy with wine?"
Li Ta forced a smile on his face: "No, he's quite honest."
The grandfather nodded in satisfaction, and turned around and walked slowly regardless of Li's arrangements.
Li He put the electric blanket aside, put his hands under the quilt, and tried the temperature on Cen Yu's body, it was terribly hot.
After a while, someone knocked on the door again, and it was the grandfather again, this time bringing tea, saying that he was awake and drinking, sobering up.
If people are awake, do they still need to drink hangover tea?
Li he took the tea with a mixed heart, and asked the grandfather to rest, leaving Cen Yan alone.
But not long after, the door rang again, and it was the grandfather who came to ask if he was awake and if he was talking nonsense...
He didn't wake up, and didn't talk nonsense, so the grandfather asked Li to go out and sit in the yard to bask in the sun. Li made an excuse to prevaricate, and continued to go back to the bedside to watch over Cen.
After watching for a long time, Cen Teng slept soundly, and he didn't intend to wake up for a while. Li he held it in for a long time, and couldn't hold it anymore, and was going to go out to the bathroom.
He walked out lightly, but was taken aback when he opened the door—Li Shouxin and the father-in-law were standing at the door like thieves, and they were also taken aback when they saw Li him coming out.
The atmosphere was awkward for a while.
Li Shouxin's complexion changed, but the grandfather acted accordingly, and hurriedly said, "What's wrong? Are you awake? Your dad and I were going to come and see it!"
Just planning to come?I just planned to lie on the door when I opened it, but I almost fell you two when I opened the door?
Li He couldn't help but have deep doubts about the prestige of the Taigong.
Li he went to the bathroom in doubt and came back, but there was no one at the door, Cen Teng still didn't wake up, he drank so much, he still had to sleep for the rest of his life.
Li Ta closed the door and locked it.
He himself took a big gulp of wine, his stomach was hot, and he also wanted to take a nap. Just as he was about to take off his clothes and go to bed, the door rang again.
Li Ta wanted to ask the grandpa directly: Why did he drink alcohol on purpose!Why do you keep knocking on the door again and again, if he vomits, I will clean it up...
However, it was Chen Qiushuang who knocked on the door this time, and Li couldn't ask what he said aggressively.
Chen Qiushuang was still holding a small cup, so she went to the bed and put it down.
Chen Qiushuang touched Cen Yu's forehead, it was still hot, she sat down by the bed, and waited until Li He came over and sat down before saying: "Don't blame your grandfather, he is just like this."
Li he shook his head, he didn't blame the grandpa, but he just felt sorry for Cen Yu, afraid that Cen Yu would feel uncomfortable, stomach upset or something.
Chen Qiushuang smiled slightly, "They, they like to do this. Before I got married to your father, when your grandfather was still there, when your father came to the door, your grandfather would drink as much as your father did, even more so than Xiao Cen today. Get drunk."
Li felt scared when he heard it. What kind of tradition is this?
Chen Qiushuang continued: "I wasn't as talkative as you at the time, because your father didn't drink well, and I was afraid he might be drunk to death and quarrel with your grandfather.
"At that time, your grandfather didn't know me, so he just looked at it. This person is drunk, talking nonsense, drinking crazy, and taking revenge on him when there are people around. How can your father have that strength? After sleeping alive for a whole day, I woke up with a headache for a long time."
Hearing this, Li felt that things seemed to be on the mend.
Chen Qiushuang turned her head to look at Cen Yu, and said with a smile: "Xiao Cen is a pretty good kid, he knows how to protect you from drinking, he is honest when he is drunk, he only knows how to sleep."
Li heaved a sigh of relief, it seems that one of the criteria for their family to choose a son-in-law is whether the son-in-law is good or not... This price is too high.
As Chen Qiushuang spoke, she stopped laughing suddenly, and said in a different tone: "But you too, don't you know your grandfather's drinking capacity? You don't help Xiao Cen drink, he helps you block, you don't know how to help him Stop it? It’s okay if it’s at Taigong’s house, if it’s somewhere else, you won’t help him when you are working?”
Li him:?
Why is this direction a bit wrong? Li suddenly felt that Cen Dian was his own son, and he must be a fake son.
Chen Qiushuang taught her son a lesson, and then told Li Ta: "This cup contains rice wine, which is sweet and can relieve tiredness. Xiao Cen wakes up and you give him some. Your Taigong's house can't accommodate me. Your father and I will be together this afternoon." I have to go back, my grandma and my daughter are here. When Xiao Cen wakes up, he will come back after staying for a day or two. Don’t stay too long at the Taigong’s house. The elders are here to serve your juniors? Don’t drink on the day of driving. Tell your grandfather, otherwise you will have to pour..."
After Chen Qiushuang finished giving orders, she helped Cen Dian tuck the quilt up again, and then left.
Li Ta sent Chen Qiushuang to the door, walked back to the bed and looked at Cen Yu in a daze, suddenly feeling a little lost: So they were standing at the door just now, just eavesdropping on whether Cen Yu was drunk or not?Is that so?
This is too... Li couldn't help laughing.
When it was time for dinner, Cen Dian hadn't woken up yet, Li Shouxin and Chen Qiushuang had already gone home, so Li went to eat dinner boldly, and came back to continue guarding Cen Dian.
During the period, I went to the canteen near Taigong's house to buy disposable toiletries, and went to bed after washing.
Cen Yu is so obedient, lying motionless, this is the first time for Li to fall asleep in this situation, he is in the dominant position, he reaches out to hug Cen Yu, he can hug him however he wants, anyway, Cen Yu is unconscious, no will resist.
After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, Cen Yu finally woke up. It was pitch black in front of him. He fumbled everywhere with his hands, but he couldn't find the light or his cell phone, only Li Ta.
Li he woke up immediately, and quickly turned on the light, and then saw Cen Yan bowed, with a distorted expression.
Li Ta immediately became worried, "What's the matter? Are you uncomfortable? Stomach?"
Cen Teng cherished words like gold: "Where is the bathroom?"
Oh yes, after drinking for so long, it's not all water.
Li he turned over quickly, without his coat on, and took Cen Yu to the bathroom.
The restroom of Taigong's house was outdoors, and the two of them went out wearing thin layers of clothes, and almost froze to death. Taking advantage of Cen Yu inside, Li quickly went back to his room to pick up his clothes, and waited for Cen Yu at the door of the bathroom.
Cen Teng washed his face with cold water, but the water on his face was not wiped off. When he came out, his face was almost covered with icicles. Li quickly wrapped him in his coat, and the two returned to the room like dumplings.
When he returned to his room, he asked Li, "Are you still feeling sick? Here is rice wine, do you want some?"
Just as Cen Teng warmed up, he was about to cry, "Are you still drinking?"
Li Ta couldn't help laughing: "It's not wine, just the southern kind of lees, sweet and not intoxicating."
Only then did Cen Teng dare to drink, and took a couple of sips from the small cup, finally filling his stomach.
"what time is it?"
Li Ta held up the phone to Cen Teng to see.
"Damn, did you sleep for ten hours?" Cen Teng said, "No wonder I said that your grandpa's house is dark, I was so noisy just now."
Li Ta smiled and nodded: "Well, maybe you woke me up, after all, they are not drunk."
"Li Daoxi! Are you still laughing?" Cen Yan smiled wryly, "Your grandfather is too good at drinking..."
"He's used to drinking, what is that, what's the name of the hangover organ?"
"Liver," Cen Yu said, "my liver seems to be failing. I remember I was still a little conscious at the time, knowing that you were by my side, knowing that my grandfather was drinking me, and then... then I got drunk?"
Li Ta smiled and pecked at the rice.
Cen Teng frowned, "Then your grandfather didn't drink you anymore after I was drunk?"
"No, he can drink, but not that much."
Cen Teng sighed, "That's good."
Li Ta pouted deliberately, "Not good..."
Cen Yan panicked, "What's wrong?"
Li Ta lied to Cen Teng: "You drunk crazy."
Cen Yu couldn't believe it, "Me? What did I do? Did I smash something? Swear at someone?"
He kept shaking his head, watching Cen Yu racking his brains to recall what he had done, and after a while he said: "In front of your grandfather, my parents, and grandma, lean on me and call me 'baby' .”
What kind of drunken madness is this?
Cen Yan shook his head indifferently, and then regained consciousness in an instant, "Am I in front of them?"
"Well," Lee nodded, "You still said 'Baby, I have a headache'."
"Damn," Cen Teng felt his head hurting at this moment, "did they hear that?"
"Ah."
"Fuck, this way of coming out is quite unique."
Cen Teng helped his forehead for a while, then suddenly raised his upper body, "Are we still in your Taigong's house?"
Yes, dear, are you still drunk?
Cen Yan looked around, "I wasn't kicked out by your father-in-law, right?"
Li he burst out laughing, couldn't help but threw himself on Cen Yu, and pushed him onto the bed, "I didn't drive you away, not only didn't I drive you away, but also..."
It sounded like good news, Cen Teng hurriedly asked: "And what?"
"You seem to have passed the test. Congratulations, new uncle."
He knew he was going to make a fool of himself.
Treasure your size!
The grandfather heard it, but he pretended not to hear it, and deliberately asked, "What did Xiao Cen say?"
Li was afraid that Cen Yu would say something he shouldn't have said, so he quickly laughed and said, "He must be tall. Grandpa, I'll put him to lie down for a while, and I'll probably go crazy after drinking."
"Oh..." The grandpa was still very awake, as if he was still thinking about whether to let Cen Yu go, but in this quiet space, Cen Yu could not die, turned his head and blew into Li Ta's ear, and stared at Li Ta Looking sideways, although the eyes are not focused.
This is not a big deal, the terrible thing is that Cen Teng blurted out, "Baby, I have a headache..."
Li He: ...
He didn't even have time to cover Cen Teng's mouth.
Fortunately, there were not many people at the table at this time, and the younger ones all got off the table.
But Li Shouxin was still there, and Cen Yan was drunk by the grandfather, and he watched the whole show, and finally couldn't stand it anymore.
A big man called his son "Baby".
Li Shouxin felt that he could breathe fire.
Li Shouxin stood up abruptly, "Hurry up and go to sleep, I'm so drunk, I'm going to throw up later!"
He couldn't wait for Li, he smiled with the grandfather, and quickly helped himself with the mud.
There was no one to lead the way, and no one came to help Li Ta. Cen Yu was tall, and he stood still when he fell down, but he couldn't tell the direction, and grabbed Li Ta.
After finally getting people into the room, Li Ta was sweating all over, stripped off Cen Yu's clothes and shoes, pulled the quilt cover, sat on the edge of the bed and watched Cen Yu in a daze.
Cen Teng probably felt uncomfortable in his stomach, and frowned, his eyebrows looked better than usual, and Li was fascinated by it for a while.
"Baby..." Cen Teng murmured again.
These words brought Li Ta back to reality, my lord!Now everyone knows you call me baby!
Li Ta was so angry that he was still staring at him!
He found an unused small basin and put it under the bed, fearing that Cen Yu would throw up in his sleep and would not have time to go to the bathroom.
Then there was nothing to do, but to pass the time by watching Cen Yu drunk.
The grandpa obviously poured Cen Yu's wine on purpose, why did he pour him wine?Did dad tell the grandpa about my relationship with Cen Dian?
... Li he couldn't figure it out.
Just as he was thinking, the door rang, Li went to open the door, and saw the grandpa holding a blanket at the door, "I'm afraid that the heating is not enough, just put an electric blanket on the extra bed and plug it in directly, so as not to freeze."
How could it be frozen? The man was hot when he was drunk, so it would be good if he didn't have a fever.
It was hard for Li to refuse, so he could only accept the electric blanket.
The grandfather still looked inside, and asked Li Ta: "Did you go crazy with wine?"
Li Ta forced a smile on his face: "No, he's quite honest."
The grandfather nodded in satisfaction, and turned around and walked slowly regardless of Li's arrangements.
Li He put the electric blanket aside, put his hands under the quilt, and tried the temperature on Cen Yu's body, it was terribly hot.
After a while, someone knocked on the door again, and it was the grandfather again, this time bringing tea, saying that he was awake and drinking, sobering up.
If people are awake, do they still need to drink hangover tea?
Li he took the tea with a mixed heart, and asked the grandfather to rest, leaving Cen Yan alone.
But not long after, the door rang again, and it was the grandfather who came to ask if he was awake and if he was talking nonsense...
He didn't wake up, and didn't talk nonsense, so the grandfather asked Li to go out and sit in the yard to bask in the sun. Li made an excuse to prevaricate, and continued to go back to the bedside to watch over Cen.
After watching for a long time, Cen Teng slept soundly, and he didn't intend to wake up for a while. Li he held it in for a long time, and couldn't hold it anymore, and was going to go out to the bathroom.
He walked out lightly, but was taken aback when he opened the door—Li Shouxin and the father-in-law were standing at the door like thieves, and they were also taken aback when they saw Li him coming out.
The atmosphere was awkward for a while.
Li Shouxin's complexion changed, but the grandfather acted accordingly, and hurriedly said, "What's wrong? Are you awake? Your dad and I were going to come and see it!"
Just planning to come?I just planned to lie on the door when I opened it, but I almost fell you two when I opened the door?
Li He couldn't help but have deep doubts about the prestige of the Taigong.
Li he went to the bathroom in doubt and came back, but there was no one at the door, Cen Teng still didn't wake up, he drank so much, he still had to sleep for the rest of his life.
Li Ta closed the door and locked it.
He himself took a big gulp of wine, his stomach was hot, and he also wanted to take a nap. Just as he was about to take off his clothes and go to bed, the door rang again.
Li Ta wanted to ask the grandpa directly: Why did he drink alcohol on purpose!Why do you keep knocking on the door again and again, if he vomits, I will clean it up...
However, it was Chen Qiushuang who knocked on the door this time, and Li couldn't ask what he said aggressively.
Chen Qiushuang was still holding a small cup, so she went to the bed and put it down.
Chen Qiushuang touched Cen Yu's forehead, it was still hot, she sat down by the bed, and waited until Li He came over and sat down before saying: "Don't blame your grandfather, he is just like this."
Li he shook his head, he didn't blame the grandpa, but he just felt sorry for Cen Yu, afraid that Cen Yu would feel uncomfortable, stomach upset or something.
Chen Qiushuang smiled slightly, "They, they like to do this. Before I got married to your father, when your grandfather was still there, when your father came to the door, your grandfather would drink as much as your father did, even more so than Xiao Cen today. Get drunk."
Li felt scared when he heard it. What kind of tradition is this?
Chen Qiushuang continued: "I wasn't as talkative as you at the time, because your father didn't drink well, and I was afraid he might be drunk to death and quarrel with your grandfather.
"At that time, your grandfather didn't know me, so he just looked at it. This person is drunk, talking nonsense, drinking crazy, and taking revenge on him when there are people around. How can your father have that strength? After sleeping alive for a whole day, I woke up with a headache for a long time."
Hearing this, Li felt that things seemed to be on the mend.
Chen Qiushuang turned her head to look at Cen Yu, and said with a smile: "Xiao Cen is a pretty good kid, he knows how to protect you from drinking, he is honest when he is drunk, he only knows how to sleep."
Li heaved a sigh of relief, it seems that one of the criteria for their family to choose a son-in-law is whether the son-in-law is good or not... This price is too high.
As Chen Qiushuang spoke, she stopped laughing suddenly, and said in a different tone: "But you too, don't you know your grandfather's drinking capacity? You don't help Xiao Cen drink, he helps you block, you don't know how to help him Stop it? It’s okay if it’s at Taigong’s house, if it’s somewhere else, you won’t help him when you are working?”
Li him:?
Why is this direction a bit wrong? Li suddenly felt that Cen Dian was his own son, and he must be a fake son.
Chen Qiushuang taught her son a lesson, and then told Li Ta: "This cup contains rice wine, which is sweet and can relieve tiredness. Xiao Cen wakes up and you give him some. Your Taigong's house can't accommodate me. Your father and I will be together this afternoon." I have to go back, my grandma and my daughter are here. When Xiao Cen wakes up, he will come back after staying for a day or two. Don’t stay too long at the Taigong’s house. The elders are here to serve your juniors? Don’t drink on the day of driving. Tell your grandfather, otherwise you will have to pour..."
After Chen Qiushuang finished giving orders, she helped Cen Dian tuck the quilt up again, and then left.
Li Ta sent Chen Qiushuang to the door, walked back to the bed and looked at Cen Yu in a daze, suddenly feeling a little lost: So they were standing at the door just now, just eavesdropping on whether Cen Yu was drunk or not?Is that so?
This is too... Li couldn't help laughing.
When it was time for dinner, Cen Dian hadn't woken up yet, Li Shouxin and Chen Qiushuang had already gone home, so Li went to eat dinner boldly, and came back to continue guarding Cen Dian.
During the period, I went to the canteen near Taigong's house to buy disposable toiletries, and went to bed after washing.
Cen Yu is so obedient, lying motionless, this is the first time for Li to fall asleep in this situation, he is in the dominant position, he reaches out to hug Cen Yu, he can hug him however he wants, anyway, Cen Yu is unconscious, no will resist.
After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, Cen Yu finally woke up. It was pitch black in front of him. He fumbled everywhere with his hands, but he couldn't find the light or his cell phone, only Li Ta.
Li he woke up immediately, and quickly turned on the light, and then saw Cen Yan bowed, with a distorted expression.
Li Ta immediately became worried, "What's the matter? Are you uncomfortable? Stomach?"
Cen Teng cherished words like gold: "Where is the bathroom?"
Oh yes, after drinking for so long, it's not all water.
Li he turned over quickly, without his coat on, and took Cen Yu to the bathroom.
The restroom of Taigong's house was outdoors, and the two of them went out wearing thin layers of clothes, and almost froze to death. Taking advantage of Cen Yu inside, Li quickly went back to his room to pick up his clothes, and waited for Cen Yu at the door of the bathroom.
Cen Teng washed his face with cold water, but the water on his face was not wiped off. When he came out, his face was almost covered with icicles. Li quickly wrapped him in his coat, and the two returned to the room like dumplings.
When he returned to his room, he asked Li, "Are you still feeling sick? Here is rice wine, do you want some?"
Just as Cen Teng warmed up, he was about to cry, "Are you still drinking?"
Li Ta couldn't help laughing: "It's not wine, just the southern kind of lees, sweet and not intoxicating."
Only then did Cen Teng dare to drink, and took a couple of sips from the small cup, finally filling his stomach.
"what time is it?"
Li Ta held up the phone to Cen Teng to see.
"Damn, did you sleep for ten hours?" Cen Teng said, "No wonder I said that your grandpa's house is dark, I was so noisy just now."
Li Ta smiled and nodded: "Well, maybe you woke me up, after all, they are not drunk."
"Li Daoxi! Are you still laughing?" Cen Yan smiled wryly, "Your grandfather is too good at drinking..."
"He's used to drinking, what is that, what's the name of the hangover organ?"
"Liver," Cen Yu said, "my liver seems to be failing. I remember I was still a little conscious at the time, knowing that you were by my side, knowing that my grandfather was drinking me, and then... then I got drunk?"
Li Ta smiled and pecked at the rice.
Cen Teng frowned, "Then your grandfather didn't drink you anymore after I was drunk?"
"No, he can drink, but not that much."
Cen Teng sighed, "That's good."
Li Ta pouted deliberately, "Not good..."
Cen Yan panicked, "What's wrong?"
Li Ta lied to Cen Teng: "You drunk crazy."
Cen Yu couldn't believe it, "Me? What did I do? Did I smash something? Swear at someone?"
He kept shaking his head, watching Cen Yu racking his brains to recall what he had done, and after a while he said: "In front of your grandfather, my parents, and grandma, lean on me and call me 'baby' .”
What kind of drunken madness is this?
Cen Yan shook his head indifferently, and then regained consciousness in an instant, "Am I in front of them?"
"Well," Lee nodded, "You still said 'Baby, I have a headache'."
"Damn," Cen Teng felt his head hurting at this moment, "did they hear that?"
"Ah."
"Fuck, this way of coming out is quite unique."
Cen Teng helped his forehead for a while, then suddenly raised his upper body, "Are we still in your Taigong's house?"
Yes, dear, are you still drunk?
Cen Yan looked around, "I wasn't kicked out by your father-in-law, right?"
Li he burst out laughing, couldn't help but threw himself on Cen Yu, and pushed him onto the bed, "I didn't drive you away, not only didn't I drive you away, but also..."
It sounded like good news, Cen Teng hurriedly asked: "And what?"
"You seem to have passed the test. Congratulations, new uncle."
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