I don't want to cry and I want to die for love[Comprehensive]

Hanazawa Asahi turned off the phone with a guilty conscience, completely unaware that on the other side of Yokohama, her father, who had been on a business trip for a long time, came back and had already picked up a large kitchen knife and sharpened it.

Osamu Dazai took Hanazawa Asahi out for a walk. Originally, Hanazawa Asahi wanted to visit the office of the Armed Detective Agency, but Dazai made some remarks that left him speechless.

"Oh—I don't want to go back. If Kunikida-kun catches me when I go back, I won't be able to escape."

The implication is that he skipped work.

"...you were beaten to death after you skipped work and returned home."

Osamu Dazai waved his hand indifferently, "The firm doesn't have major incidents every moment, it doesn't matter if I'm not there."

Look, what kind of brazen remarks, skipping work without shame.

As an accomplice, Hanazawa Asahi criticized Osamu Dazai's immoral behavior in his heart.On the surface, the mobile phone navigation has been turned on to see what places to play nearby.

For the first time, he discovered that he had the latent qualities of being a bad boy.

It is very difficult for people to learn good, and it only takes a moment to learn bad.

Hanazawa Asahi deeply understood this sentence.

Both he and Osamu Dazai are working adults, and the young man will pinch his fingers and count how much money he has to squander.Not to mention Osamu Dazai, Hanazawa Asahi has very low material desires, and after working part-time for a long time, he already has a considerable amount of savings.

If you have money, you don't have to worry about where to play.

It's a pity that my passport is at home, otherwise I can consider traveling abroad.

In the same way as Osamu Dazai, Hanazawa Asahi would never be able to come out once he got home. What was supposed to be a simple honeymoon trip turned into an elopement.

He and Osamu Dazai planned to go back obediently after spending 30 days outside, and study when they should work and study.

Hanazawa Asahi and Dazai Osamu went to the store to buy clothes.

Osamu Dazai didn't know whether it was really malicious ridicule, or lack of taste.The clothes chosen for Hanazawa Asahi are all young-oriented, special note: Such clothes Hanazawa Asahi wears a lot, most of them are the clothes worn by children aged [-] and [-] when he played in the practice field .

It is also the one that Osamu Dazai has seen the most.

Although Hanazawa Asahi is suitable for wearing, there is no sense of disobedience in wearing it.

but--

"I have no intention of pretending to be young at all, Mr. Dazai." Hanazawa Asahi gritted his teeth, "Don't you think that dressing like this makes you look less like your peers? Or..."

Hanazawa Asahi paused for a moment, showing a sly smile, "Do you really want me to call you Dad that much?"

Osamu Dazai accepted the move with a smile on his face: "Compared to Dad, I want you to change to a more intimate nickname. Don't you think Mr. Dazai's name is very unfamiliar? For example-call me by my name."

Indeed, the Japanese use of first names is a symbol of intimacy.

But Hanazawa Asahi just likes the pronunciation of Mr. Dazai, and it is extra sexy from the lips and tongue.The accent is light and bright, maybe [Mr. Dazai] is particularly unfamiliar in the eyes of outsiders.But the two of them are a couple. When a couple calls their partner Mr., it is another kind of interest.

Osamu Dazai didn't think about it.

Hanazawa Asahi snorted, obviously he didn't intend to directly tell Osamu Dazai what was in his heart.With a smile on his face, he pushed Osamu Dazai out of the clothes area, and pressed him on the chair with both hands to let him wait slowly.

"It will be over soon, Mr. Tai Zai. Until then, wait for me here slowly."

Hanazawa Asahi leaned down, and whispered into Dazai Osamu's ear.

[Mr. Dazai] The simple three pronunciations ① were twisted and turned in the mouth of Hanazawa Asahi.

The relationship between Hanazawa Asahi and Dazai Osamu was only confirmed three hours ago, and neither of them made any substantial progress.Just like being friends in the past, getting along in a normal way.

He never thought that Hanazawa Asahi would be the first to cross the line of friends.

The warm breath from Hanazawa Asahi seems to be still in my ears. In the past, this kind of trick was only used by Dazai Osamu, but I was caught off guard by Hanazawa Asahi's trick——

Osamu Dazai laughed immediately, "Give me this move."

Osamu Dazai is very sensitive to sight. As early as 2 minutes ago, he sensed a certain direction and looked at him without concealment.Dazai Osamu, who is in charge of flirting with Hanazawa Asahi, has no time to take care of it.After Hanazawa Asahi left, Osamu Dazai looked in that direction...

then.

It only took three seconds for Dazai Osamu's expression to change from the smile he would have when he was in love, to the restrained expression, to freezing, and then to the obvious disgust.It shows that human expressions can be so rich in a short period of time.

He slowly spit out a few words: "Wow."

Underneath the shocking words was a very obvious expression of disgust.

"It's really rare. I saw slugs picking clothes in a human clothing store in my lifetime. It's a major event in the world, and it can be listed as one of the top ten mysteries in the world."

And the other side.

The young man Xufa in casual clothes was dumbfounded, rubbed his eyes, and finally confirmed whether it was true or not.He kept staring at Hanazawa Asahi and Dazai Osamu with stunned eyes almost the whole time, trying to see from Hanazawa Asahi whether he was blind or highly myopic, and he fell in love with Dazai Osamu, this kind of big black mud that is rare in the world .

Hearing Osamu Dazai's obvious provocative words, several veins popped out on the young man's forehead, in order to maintain his calm appearance, he replied: "I'm also surprised, why did you fall in love with a little boy?" What about the child? Could it be that the child forgot to wear glasses when he went out and fell in love with you?"

Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide in shock, "How do you have the right to say that, you little black man. Asahi is 3cm taller than you, don't attack people with your height, it's too much."

Who is attacking people with their height? !

Nakahara was also shocked by Osamu Dazai's brazenness.

He dropped his clothes and walked to Osamu Dazai from the store opposite.

The height of 160cm does not pose any threat to the sitting Osamu Dazai. He replied with a smile: "What's the matter? Jealousy? Also, it is impossible for a person like you who has no passion and interest to have a lover."

Nakahara Nakahara's nerves were numb from being stimulated by Dazai Osamu's words, and there was still one minute before the explosion.

After a day of vacation, Nakahara Nakaya was planning to go shopping and add some new clothes to his wardrobe.Why did Osamu Dazai appear in the place where Osamu Dazai was least likely to be spawned.

"Did you really not use any means to deceive other people's children? No matter how you look at it, that child is not the type you like." Zhongyuan Zhong also glanced sideways at Hanazawa Asahi, "Don't harm others."

Hanazawa Asahi's temperament is very clean, and they are incompatible with the port mafia.

Like Zhongyuan Zhongye, who has spent a lot of time in the dark world, his eyesight to distinguish people is almost clear at a glance.

"He provoked me first." Osamu Dazai remained indifferent.

His vision fell on Huaze Asahi, who was picking clothes, the expression on his face softened, and there was a bit of warmth between his brows: "It's not like falling flowers have feelings, but flowing water has no intentions. Why, the relationship between me and Asahi Made you jealous?"

Chuya Zhongya: "Get lost."

Osamu Dazai intertwined his fingers and put his fist on his lap.

The Central Plains is also worried about something.

Hanazawa Asahi broke through everything a long time ago, broke into Dazai Osamu's heart on his own, and peeped into the darkest place deep in his heart with his personality.

The two of them are well aware of each other's temperament, and are willing to compromise and accommodate each other.

I thought about dying on this autumn day, but suddenly a beam of warm sunshine shone on me.The warmth was all over me, so I stopped. ②

Osamu Dazai waved his hand: "I don't even know how to understand."

Hanazawa Asahi finished shopping, and when he turned around, he saw the young man of Ofa.

shorter than him.

But there is no doubt that he is an adult, Chuya Nakahara has a strong aura, and his height of 1.6 meters supports an aura of [-] meters.At first glance, he is a mature person, but he is a little short.

Osamu Dazai and Nakahara Chuya looked extraordinarily casual when chatting, they should be acquaintances.

"Mr. Dazai?"

"finished?"

"Hmm." Hanazawa Asahi looked at Chuya Nakahara, "Is this a colleague from the Armed Detective Agency...?"

"No..." Osamu Dazai paused, thinking hard about how to introduce Hanazawa Asahi, "It's a harmless passer-by who got lost and was asking me how to get out of here."

"Hello—" Nakahara knew that Osamu Dazai couldn't say anything good, "I'm Dazai's former colleague, and my name is Nakahara Chuya."

Oh... the mafia, huh?

Hanazawa Asahi was in awe, no wonder he was so full of aura.

"Hello, my name is Hanazawa Asahi."

Osamu Dazai interjected, "It's my boyfriend, don't be too envious."

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked more and more disliked, "The person next to you is not a good person on the surface."

Hanazawa Asahi looked at Nakahara Chuya in surprise, and even directly exposed Dazai Osamu's shortcomings. He thought for a moment, and nodded in agreement.

"Mr. Dazai is indeed not a good person. He will skip work and leave everything to his partner. He often hooks up with each other and does troublesome things. He doesn't save money well. He spends it casually as soon as he gets his salary. , and spend it all on things that don’t matter. Up to now, the bank doesn’t even have a single yen in savings. It’s a big disaster in this world.”

Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded in agreement: "Yes, what you said is not wrong." Especially the partner's words were so deeply rooted in people's hearts that he applauded.

"I have a deep understanding of what Mr. Nakahara said. Even so——"

"Like is such an unreasonable emotion."

Zhongyuan Zhong also began to think about why he came over to eat dog food with a blank face.

"Forget it, I'm leaving."

Osamu Dazai called Chuya Nakahara, and he smiled slowly: "When the winter chill spreads all over my body, I will become the original Osamu Dazai again. It's a pity that the sun is too warm, and I don't want to let go of the sun .”

Zhong Yuanzhong also turned his back to them and waved his hands.

the other side.

Hanazawa Hiiragito made a phone call to Saiki's house.

Everyone in Hanazawa's family knows about Kusuo Saiki and Kongsuke Saiki. As for Dazai Osamu who didn't know where he jumped out of, Hiirato Hanazawa can't use his public relations to investigate private matters, let alone him in the hero ranking is not well known.

Hanazawa Hiirato briefly explained this matter, and expressed his hope to borrow Saiki Kusuo's clairvoyance to capture the eloped Hanazawa Asahi.

Saiki Kusuo who heard the cause and effect: ...

I told my cousin to be careful about Osamu Dazai, but what happened was he was kidnapped and eloped.

It's unimaginable that such a big change can happen in just a few months.

Kongsuke Saiki has just returned home from London, England, and is lying on the sofa enjoying leisure time watching TV with Kurumi Saiki.

Saiki Kurumi asked: "Kusuo, did Hanazawa-kun say anything?"

Saiki Kusuo summed it up succinctly: [Cousin Asahi was abducted by a wild man and eloped. ]

Saiki Kurumi: Pupil earthquake.

She said in disbelief: "How could a child as good as Asahi do such a thing?"

Saiki Kusuo didn't answer, he watched Kongsuke Saiki who was the least likely to respond, and burst into a loud voice.

"Just kidding, Kusuo. What about my cousin (toy) at my age? Which wild man kidnapped my age Asahi??"

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①Mr. Dazai’s Japanese pronunciation is Dazai-sang, three pronunciations.

②The marked places have been adapted.Original sentence: I thought I would die this winter, but recently I got a set of mouse-gray pinstriped linen kimono, which is suitable for summer, so I’d better live until summer first——Osamu Dazai, "Later Years"

↑Actually, I have read so many books written by Mr. Dazai, and this sentence is my favorite.I still can't forget it, and I often think of this sentence.

Sorasuke said to Asahi: the toy cousin (.) who has played with since childhood has family affection, but the malicious bullying is even more important.

The countdown has begun.

There are three more chapters.

It’s not over. Double Eleven has no money to change your phone (you), and after reading the outline, it’s coming to an end, just right.

In addition, I don't have the habit of writing side stories, so _(:з」∠)_ really only has three chapters left.

If you still want to read their stories, wait for me to open the if line