The King is Difficult [E-sports]

In the coastal city at the end of the year, the temperature at night is no joke. The cold wind blowing against his face made Ji Chaoran couldn't help but take a look at Xiao Cun's thin clothes: "Is it cold, brother?"

But Xiao Cun shook his head and said: "Holding him will not be cold."

"Well... that's right," Ji Chaoran said with the expression on my son's face that he finally remembered how to bow cabbage, "Actually, I've been planning to take you to the hospital to check if you're frigid, brother, it seems that Team Xing can still warm you up." got up?"

Xiao Cun's ears turned redder, but in a sense, what Ji Chaoran said was not entirely wrong, at least before he met Hongchen, he did prefer doing math problems and playing games, and his favorite sports were limited to swimming. The kind of people who come and go alone—to put it bluntly, how can people have games to play?But only Hong Chen is different to him.

Even that little reminder to go online was touching his heartstrings.

And after knowing that the new top laner on the screen was the one he once liked, Xiao Cun couldn't take his eyes off it anymore. Xing Yi's face seemed to him to be beyond all his imagination. In all the dreams of youth.

Some of them played games together, and some of them were so sticky and sweet that he could only change his pants the next day with red ears and a blank expression.

A few years have passed, just looking at Xing Yi has become his habit, and sometimes even he himself can't tell whether he has an unforgettable old love, or admires the strong in the competition.

But at least at this moment, he looked down at Xing Yi who was sleeping in his arms, and licked his lips to answer Ji Chaoran: "Well, it's hot."

Fang Zhongyan, who was next to him, finally came to his senses: "What? What do you mean? Is Xiao Cun gay? Huh?"

Ji Chaoran shrugged his shoulders as acquiescence, Fang Zhongyan looked around, and soon fell into deep thought.But after a while, he still patted Xiao Cun's shoulder suddenly, and seriously stated: "...it's okay, Old Xiao, I won't discriminate against you!"

Ji Chaoran burst out laughing in the cold air, and Fang Zhongyan asked curiously, "What do men do with men? Where do they go? They are good at masturbating each other?"

Xiao Cun had no choice but to stabilize his expression amid another burst of laughter from Ji Chaoran, and said, "I haven't understood it deeply. Don't ask me if you're a minor."

"Your knowledge reserve is not good enough," Ji Chaoran touched his pocket after laughing, and said with certainty: "Xing Yi must have seduced you, didn't you dare to go up?"

However, Xiao Cun was confused by Ji Chaoran's confident guess: "He didn't."

"No?" Ji Chaoran stopped touching the cigarette: "Then why do you like him? Besides selling his ass, this guy has other means to get you in such a short period of time? Although I saw him Of the bad-job type—”

The gate of the base is right in front of you, and while listening to Ji Chaoran running the train with his mouth full, Xiao Cun replied: "...No, I can teach you."

"Huh?" Ji Chaoran held back his laughter out of the last sense of morality: "A virgin teaches a virgin how to go to bed? Awesome."

As he spoke, he arched Xiao Cun's shoulders and asked if his brother would recommend some products or special hotels for you first, but Xiao Cun just turned his head and ignored him. Soon, a group of people opened the back door of the base and entered.

But when they arrived at the base, they found that almost all the staff including the team doctor had fallen asleep. Ji Chaoran was worried for a while, and said that he should wait until the daytime to see, but Xiao Cun disagreed, and was anxious to take Xing Xing directly. Yi went to the hospital, which made Ji Chaoran a little overwhelmed. He wished he could have a cigarette in the infirmary: "I said you...you are such a troublesome thief. I feel sorry for your man before you even write your character? Can you be more dignified?" , Haven’t you ever had a man? Anyway, I can’t die—”

After listening to Xiao Cun, he only refuted how many people can die suddenly by playing games every year, but Xing Yi woke up before the two had an argument.

It was also obvious that Xing Yi had already heard a little bit about their confrontation, so the first thing he said after moving his mouth was: Do you two want to fight for me again?I am waiting.

After listening to both of them, they both shut up. Xing Yi wiped his face, but still felt that the alcohol was rushing straight to his forehead, so he covered his eyes to block the light, and wanted to lie down for a while.

Seeing this, Fang Zhongyan asked him, "Master, hypoglycemia? Anemia?"

"...No, I've never had it before." Xing Yi replied, while feeling someone came over and sat by the bed, he thought about it carefully - it was true that he was not in the mood to eat these days, and it was a bit too much Alright.So when his eyes were no longer so tired, he put down his hands and said, "My fault. Pay attention next time and you'll be fine."

Ji Chaoran bit his unlit cigarette and said inarticulately, "Seriously, do you want the title of White Lotus? I'll give it to you, brother." Xiao Cun, who was on the side, suddenly remembered something, and said: "Yesterday Night--"

"...Are you an idiot?" Xing Yi thought it was troublesome, and didn't want to owe him another two months' salary, so he quickly touched him with his hand, and paid the price of being grabbed by him, but Ji Chaoran had already sensed something was wrong , asked: "What happened last night?"

As Xing Yi expected, after a very intense ideological struggle, Xiao Cun chose to answer: "Last night... I put something very spicy in the food he brought back, and then—"

At that moment, Xing Yi wanted to roll his eyes—of course Ji Chaoran couldn't be fooled by Xiao Cun's negative eloquence. After listening for half a second, he interrupted: "Lao Yang did it all, right? Yes. , the wings are harder than jb, I must kill him when I go up later."

Xing Yi turned his head to look at Xiao Cun's expression of "why can this be discovered" that hesitantly closed his mouth, and couldn't help wanting to spare some extra strength to help his forehead.

The children want to play with the old fox, after all, they are too naive.

"And you." However, Ji Chaoran still threw the cigarette and said to Xing Yi: "What the hell are you talking about, beat him up!"

"I fuck your mother?" Xing Yi was shocked when he heard that: "I'll fuck you first, okay?"

"...Yes, yes, you shouldn't let them have a good brother relationship," Ji Chaoran changed his face quickly, and began to admit his mistake with a smile, but at the same time he changed the subject and cursed angrily, "Why didn't you idiot see that you usually act like this?" Obedient", but he has almost understood many things: "Is it because I don't eat anymore, and my stomach hurts when I was stimulated last night?"

"It's okay," Xing Yi said with a playful smile, "It's probably the same as having a baby."

"Whose seed, Baishen?" Ji Chaoran asked with a corner of his mouth, and Xing Yi also replied with a grin: "It must be your third brother."

The two were joking, and Xing Yi felt that Xiao Cun was squeezing his hand a bit harder, so he glanced at the other inexplicably, and asked, "Have you touched enough with the God of Nostalgia? Are my hands tender?"

These words were meant to be a casual flirtation, but Xiao Cun actually nodded confidently at his rough hands that had been playing games all the year round and had no advantages except for their slender fingers, and said, "En."

"...Are you a fucking robot?" Xing Yi's face became hot, and he withdrew his hand directly: "Only say eh?"

Xiao Cun's hands were suddenly empty, and just as he paused for half a second, Xing Yi continued to speak, while his tone of what he thought was a joke became more and more aggrieved and barbed: "...it was the same before... What should Yang say, you agree with him, are you two really flirting? Who stabbed who? I heard that you are 15cm when you are not hard? Show me?"

Xiao Cun's eyes couldn't help moving around, and Ji Chaoran quickly raised his eyebrows at him when he saw this, so after a while, he finally apologized with some struggle in his eyes: "It was my fault before, if you want to see... I I can take it off for you now."

Standing by the side, Ji Chaoran sneered and almost wanted to applaud—yes, what you learn can be taught by children.

"...I see your mother!" Xing Yi almost thought that he was really going to die suddenly, he tried his best to calm down, and then he planned to get up and go back to the dormitory: "Anyway... you kissed me forcefully, but then you treated me like that , It’s too boring, what else is there to admit.”

As soon as these words came out, the two onlookers couldn't help showing expressions of astonishment. After sighing sincerely for a while, "Xiaochun would take the initiative to attack living people", Ji Chaoran smiled and said: " Hearing that there is no Xiaochun, but kissing Team Xing forcibly, I am not satisfied, try rape next time, don't be cowardly."

"He dares?" Xing Yi asked Ji Chaoran for a cigarette, and replied contemptuously, "I can cut him off."

"Hahaha——" Ji Chaoran laughed and asked Xing Yi to stop smoking. Xing Yi raised his scarred eyebrows helplessly, said okay, okay, and then really planned to leave.

There was a faint fragrance of medicine around, and the light in the infirmary was very white, which made Xiao Cun's frown look awkward. Before the door made a slight sound of opening, he still clenched his fists and stood up, and the sound was suddenly loud. .

"Hong Chen, I do what I say, and I want to always be nice to you, but you didn't give me a chance."

For a moment, no one understood Xiao Cun's meaning, the entire club base was silent, Ji Chaoran next to him just said "Ah?", a moment of blankness began to flash through Xing Yi's mind, and when the blankness became clear again When he got up, he suddenly understood what had happened.

...Wait, this guy, he was confused at the barbecue stand just now, could he be that ashes?

Impossible...is there such a coincidence? !

Xing Yi's footsteps became stiff suddenly, at least at this moment, he still couldn't help but began to quickly figure out which of the scumbag's hundred self-help methods could save his lonely and dissolute aristocratic soul when he was young.

Skynet is restored, sparse but not missing, that's probably what it's talking about.

The entire thinking process took only two seconds. While the others were still in a daze, Xing Yi immediately planned to run away at the speed he used to climb over the wall to hide from the school security, but before he took two steps, he came from behind The huge force grabbed him, and he put his arms around his waist and pushed him in another direction.

After the faint dizziness passed, Xing Yi had no choice but to find in despair that there was already a dazzling ceiling in front of him.

When Xiao Cun's face blocked the light and leaned over to look at him, out of the corner of his eye he saw Ji Chaoran covering Fang Zhongyan's screaming mouth, dragging him out, and closing the door politely.

Fuck me.Xing Yi was startled, and as soon as he came back to his senses, he heard Xiao Cun's words and the sound of the door being completely closed at the same time.

"You're running again. Is it true... that it's enough for me to rape you?"

Not to mention, the gazing and frowning of the clean and good-looking face in front of him is really touching. Looking at the pair of gentle and affectionate eyes under the long eyelashes, Xing Yi couldn't help moving his Adam's apple, and blurted out a sentence that made him regret it so much that he wanted to fight Die your own words.

"...Then take it easy."