The King is Difficult [E-sports]

According to Ji Chaoran, Xiao Cun and Chi Yang are purely a deep friendship between straight men, and it is a revolutionary ode to a top laner who puts on meat to protect the fragile ADC and output with peace of mind.

Straight man Chi Yang and straight man Xiao Cun are indeed close enough to wear a pair of pants.

For example, the two of them often fight in the dormitory. To be more specific, Chi Yang usually teases Xiao Cun, and Xiao Cun puts his arms around him from behind and "beats" him for a while without expression, and then throws him on the bed silently and domineeringly— —The movements can be said to be done in one go, and the slightly protruding meridians on the arms are also secretly seductive.

Xing Yi stared at Xiao Cun's cold and restrained face, only harboring all sorts of nasty thoughts, wanting to invade/violate this coldness, so Xing Yi frowned anxiously when looking at these two people I always feel that the next second Xiao Cun is going to unbutton his shirt condescendingly, revealing his chest muscles and collarbone just right, and then kiss Chi Yang, although the other party doesn't.

Another example is that Chi Yang likes girls with long legs and big breasts very much, but because his game level is average and he usually spouts bad words, in reality there are no girls who are willing to have a close relationship with him, so basically this hobby can only be found on the Internet. To solve it, Xing Yi took a visual inspection from the corner of his eye. This person's computer has at least 200 g of a/v. Before going to bed, Chi Yang will chat with Xiao Cun about his favorite type. Is it Mr. Hatano's mature and sexy, or orange pear Teacher Sha's innocence and aloofness.

Xing Yi hit the nail on the head and asked Xiao Cun what kind of girl he likes, Xiao Cun just replied "I don't like any of them." Although Xing Yi should be happy about this, judging from Chi Yang's gloating laughter, Xiao Cun's indifference towards him The answer was just to help out his friends; even sometimes when Xiao Cun went back to the bedroom late after taking a rank, he would sleep directly under the bed of Chi Yang. Are you holding down your gentle and sexy voice under the quilt, but inviting you to watch the "super magical and glowing" man with the luminous watch?

——The face is indeed better than the photos and videos, but the person is really boring beyond imagination, and he is also in the same league as Chi Yang.

Every day when he came back from the training room, Xing Yi could only lower his head and swipe his phone. Even if he wanted to insert a few more words, Chi Yang would sneer at him, which made Xing Yi lose his temper.

Occasionally, when Xing Yi came out of the shower and put on his underwear, he would find that the clothes he put on the bed had disappeared.

In front of Chi Yang's eyes, he turned around and went out with a smile that was not a smile, and said "I'm going to the club next door for supper", which made Xing Yi endure for a long time before resisting the urge to destroy the harmony of the team and go up to beat people - he didn't expect that some big masters They live together and still play such old-fashioned and childish exclusion. After asking "Where did you get my clothes" three times, but could not get an answer from Xiao Cun who stayed behind, he simply walked over. He took off the coat that the other party had hung on the back of the chair and put it on.

Even if Xiao Cun said to him, "Give me back your clothes", Xing Yi just sat back on the bed and half-covered his bare/exposed legs with the quilt, while calling the other party by his ID in the game: "Loving God so much Indifferent, finally willing to take care of me? Do you want clothes? Then come and take them off yourself."

The other party wasn't an arrogant and arrogant blower like Chi Yang, so he didn't move for a long time. Xing Yi saw that he was as fun as a piece of wood, so he teased him: "Don't dare to come here? Let me tell you a secret, How about it?"

These words seem to have aroused a little interest in Xiao Cun, who has always only communicated with the soul of the keyboard and mouse. Xing Yi glanced at him, and continued to smile and said: "Actually... I like men, are you afraid?"

Said, Xing Yi even grinned.

As a purebred straight man, the other party probably didn't have such a concept in his mind, so it took him a long time to realize: "What do you mean by saying that...?"

--again?Xing Yi was a little puzzled, but quickly answered Xiao Cun.

"It's not interesting," he tugged at his sleeves. Xiao Cun was already half a head taller than him. As a person who ate cigarettes for a living, he ate less than usual during this period, and now almost his entire upper body and the heels of his legs It was completely covered by the other party's clothes, and only half of the palms could be exposed: "It means that if you don't come over and take off your clothes, I will smell it and masturbate tonight."

Xiao Cun's normally calm eyes widened slightly because of this, he hesitated for a while, as if he couldn't figure out which was more disgusting, "being jerked off by the fucker smelling his clothes" or "jumping forward and stripping off the fucker".

Seeing him like this, Xing Yi wanted to laugh, but he still threatened solemnly: "Remember to pick up all the clothes, especially the underwear."

Xiao Cun in front of him seemed to be even more speechless, Xing Yi was as satisfied as if he opened up his windbreaker and frightened the little girl's nakedness/exhibition addiction with his big diao, thinking that if Chi Yang wasn't around, Xiao Cun would be quite easy to deal with .

Unexpectedly, at this time, Xiao Cun suddenly blurted out and asked: "How do men and men do that?"

So this time it was Xing Yi's turn to be confused: "...Which one?"

"That." Xiao Cun said.

"..." Xing Yi came back to his senses, and for a while, he really didn't know how to respond to this question.Although he knew what was going on, he was afraid that he didn't have enough experience and would show timidity if he answered rashly.

In the past few years, his friends have been very narrow. Almost all of his friends are teammates and opponents in the e-sports circle. He has never had too many unreasonable thoughts about these people. A few black fans got it right by mistake, but in fact, everyone in the industry thought he was a straight man among straight men.

In that circle, he also knew a bitch who molested him every day. Apart from laughing at him, she also suggested sympathetically, "Xing Yi, if it really doesn't work, I will reluctantly buy a fake jb and open your buds" and the like. .

Taking the girl as a joke, she is still alive at the age of 21. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a shame in the same-sex circle - e-sports is not gay, you can live with games for the rest of your life.

But at this time Xing Yi still warned himself to be calm, and then tried his best to pretend to be calm, and said to Xiao Cun, "Why should I tell you?"

Xiao Cun thought for a while and replied: "Anyway...you don't want to attack my brother."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Cun even tucked Chi Yang's underpants casually by the bed under the quilt with a serious face.

——Is this completely regarded as a pervert?The veins between Xing Yi's brows twitched, and he felt that this person was so funny, so he replied: "Don't worry, even girls look down on him with his appearance, can I fall in love with him?"

After hearing this, Xiao Cun took advantage of the opportunity to sit beside Chi Yang's bed, meditated for at least 10 minutes, and then returned to the topic: "Return the clothes to me...I have worn them for three days, and they are not clean."

"Didn't I let you take it off yourself?" Xing Yi finally waited for the other party's reaction, so he suppressed a smile without moving his eyes: "Besides, what I want is the original taste."

Xiao Cun was so molested by him that he was hesitant to speak for a while, and finally, after some analysis and ideological struggle, he came to a serious conclusion: "You deliberately threatened me and lied to me."

Xing Yi looked at the other party's determined look, and thought that this conclusion was normal. After all, there are many straight men who claim to be gay these days, which makes it seem dishonest for you to say that you are really gay, but he continued: "Isn't it Lie to you, if you come here and take it off, you will know."

What he wanted to see was the embarrassment of this ice cube, and he was about to take out the cigarette beside the bed and enjoy it while smoking, but he didn't expect that the other party really walked over.

The aisle in the bedroom only takes a few steps, so a shadow quickly and unceremoniously covered Xing Yi's slightly stunned face, and then Xiao Cun bent down to support the edge of the bed, directly pressing him half under him.

There was a soft bang on the bed rail, and the cigarette that Xing Yi had just picked up between his middle finger and index finger fell straight away.

The other party's face is well-defined, with sharp and cold eyes, and the whole face is extremely oppressive. Xing Yi's angle is directly facing the chest that is so boring that the shirt is only unbuttoned-the two faintly protruding chest The trace was so close that it was right in front of his eyes, which made him startled, and he said after a few seconds, "What are you doing..."

Xiao Cun's thin and lightly pursed lips only moved without making a sound.And this also let Xing Yi know that the other party may really not like to talk.

It must be this guy's creed in life to be able to move his hands and never open his mouth - Xiao Cun lowered his head after lowering his dark eyes, and the short black hair on his forehead brushed over Xing Yi's ears, making Xing Yi feel ashamed. He felt itchy for a while, and then Xiao Cun pressed his shoulders, wanting to take off the coat.

He could even hear the other party's snort, Xing Yi couldn't help but shrink back a bit, and could only let the other party hold his wrist and help him take off his clothes quickly and gently.

It is no exaggeration to say that at the moment when Xiao Cun oppressed his body and pinched his wrist, 1 gv images flashed in Xing Yi's mind - this is definitely one of the classic beginnings of the film.However, although he still thought for a second that he was being forced in from behind by Xiao Cun grabbing his waist and grabbing his wrist, he still instinctively wanted to smoke another cigarette and calm down.

——Although he didn't want to admit it, he did feel that, compared to being fucked by Xiao Cun, it was more likely that he would be opened/bud by that bitch friend with a rubber toy.

But at the end, Xiao Cun put down his clothes and looked at him for a few seconds, then suddenly stretched out his hand out of nowhere.

"You..." Before Xing Yi could react, he was hugged by the other party - so his chin hit the other party's shoulder, making Xing Yi stunned.

After being stunned for about two seconds, Xing Yi finally said what's the matter, but the other party hugged him tighter as if he didn't hear it, and his breathing became slightly heavy, as if he was hugging someone who had been reunited for a long time.

Think about it day and night, and don't dare to forget it.

It seemed that he was trying his best, but he didn't seem to dare to try his best.

——Speaking of being inexplicably forced by a straight man who is curious about how men behave with men, Xing Yi seems to have seen it in some movie.

Art comes from life, absolutely.

On the field, Xing Yi is always flamboyant and sharp like a bayonet, but at the moment when he is surrounded by someone, he actually feels a little weak in his body—the chest is broad and warm, which almost made him feel the urge to lean on it with peace of mind , that is, at that moment, Xiao Cun's movement to leave him also seemed sudden.

Xing Yi felt empty for a while, just a little bit lost, but he heard Xiao Cun say: "Then do you want to kiss?"

--What? !Xing Yi missed 180 shots in his mind, and was completely unable to answer Xiao Cun's question. The other party stared at him, probably thinking that he had acquiesced, and actually posted it.

The shadow in front of him covered him more tightly in an instant, and before Xing Yi could react, two slightly cool lips had covered his lips and blocked his breathing, like petals trembling with dew.

As a result, the tips of each other's noses touched slightly, and the other's lips carried a milky fragrance that only a three-year-old child could have. It was soft and sweet, and it completely filled Xing Yi's blank mind at that moment.

The sound of the warm air from the air conditioner seemed to be the only movement in the room. The kiss was not deep, and the smell of smoke and milk entangled for a few seconds and then separated. It was probably just a slight stop and touch on the surface of the lips.

When Xiao Cun opened the distance between the two, his eyes were like cold amber jade. Xing Yi looked at that stern face, and almost wanted to grab the other's collar and pull him back to kiss again, but he The unbearably stiff shoulders made him unable to move at all, so there was no unnecessary reaction or spark between the two because of this kiss—it seemed to prove that it was enough for both of them to be straight, Xiao Cun said After earnestly getting to the end of the horn, he didn't take the clothes away, but put them on him again in silence, and then returned to his bed to get ready to sleep.

A series of actions made Xing Yi stunned for a long time before his neck started to turn red.The lingering scent at the corners of his lips made him raise his sleeves to wipe it off, but he soon discovered that even his clothes had the same scent—wrapped by Xiao Cun's scent, Xing Yi realized that his heart was out of control It's been a long time since the ground danced wildly - at least, it seems that the other party doesn't actually hate him very much.

Xing Yi knew that he had a pair of well-defined but a little too sharp eyebrows, and the short scar on his eyebrows left by a fight when he was young, according to Ji Chaoran, this is the face of a gangster's young master.

——All-powerful, the kind that can blow all the heads off with a single bullet.So he really didn't want to admit that this was actually... the first kiss of the "young gangster" who seemed to be holding a big-breasted beauty in a nightclub.