The King is Difficult [E-sports]

I heard that the most popular hair color this year is green.

So Xing Yi fucking wants to dye his hair green now.

He just stared at the large paragraph of intermittent text on the computer screen, and couldn't help thinking, so you already knew Su Ming's liking?Still can't forget your first love, and, tell me the fuck? ...Damn it, you just want to fuck me!

The more Xing Yi thought about it, the more he felt that Xiao Cun was as stupid as a piece of elm, and then he couldn't help but secretly opened his phone and searched for the official pictures of the IS team.And in those pages, he really saw that Su Ming was always standing beside Xiao Cun, smiling very softly and quietly.

Xing Yi willfully ignored the fact that the top laner and jungler positions were adjacent to each other, and then felt that Su Ming's gentle appearance seemed to match Xiao Cun's cold face quite well.

——He clearly knew that he should calm down and accept the facts. At least if Xiao Cun was willing to confess everything to him, it wouldn’t be too bad. , I have retired from the fucking army and still come back to watch the opening game?

Then, at the moment when he could not help but intensify his slapping on the keyboard, Xing Yi even started to think about buying a ring or something like that and proposing to Xiao Cun live on the opening match, so that Su Ming, a dead motherfucker, could see it What does it mean for a real man to be domineering?

After fantasizing angrily for 5 minutes, Xing Yi still didn't feel satisfied. If he didn't find a way to vent his anger, he might really explode.

Hit Chi Yang for a meal?Looking for Fang Zhongyan to drink?Or did the millions of trolls on the live broadcast and the live broadcast website just get a positive wave?

His mind quickly scrolled through one plan after another, and finally stopped at the most primitive and ancient one for professional players.

——Yes, if you want to vent your anger, there is probably nothing in this world that is more satisfying than abusing food.

The night is dark and windy, and the crescent moon is blood-stained.

So on this day's national server, the players finally saw the id that made them hide in the corner trembling appear again.

——monologue monologue, mainly playing jungler and top laner, the rank winning rate is horribly high, maintaining around 70% all the year round, it can be said that whoever sees who is called a grandfather.

Since the Korean team became the best in the world, professional players from all over the world have started to create accounts on the Korean server in order to rank in higher-quality ranks and improve themselves. Therefore, there have been no professional players in the high-segment national server for a long time, but That night, the soliloquist who once bloodbathed the rank rankings appeared again.

Back then, Xing Yi had three accounts in total, one for playing by himself, one for double training with Ye Qingcheng, and one created purely because Invincible was too lonely, and directly occupied the first, third, and fourth positions on the rank list. Another team's adc and Ye Qingcheng barely squeezed in, and I have to thank him for not getting two more accounts, but because Xing Yi didn't play the national server for two or three seasons, his score has been automatically cleared by the system now, so this time he met The people who resurrected the monologue master are no longer kings or master players, but a group of ordinary players with silver and gold ranks.

The monologue is like a bomb thrown into a fish pond, waking up a group of low-segmented salted fish, almost thinking that they misread the ID—and after confirming that it is the monologue himself, who is not bad at a single word , this night was doomed to be extraordinary, forums and Weibo also quickly appeared all kinds of startled remarks, and whenever this person mentioned the monologue, naturally there would be some black fans, but Xing Yi at this moment of course I didn't bother to pay attention to those things and any consequences, but continued to click the mouse with indifferent eyes.

——In the first 10 minutes, he was quite excited to play, but later he felt that it was too boring, so he simply started one-handed operation.

This is the beginning of the more cruel slaughter than the bloodbath of the high-score rankings back then, and the world's number one Rengar is resurrected again. Even though the current version is not a strong hero, Xing Yi still has a knife and a knife in his hands. Five-star anger , instantly reducing the blood bar on the opposite side to zero.

It's a pity that all blood special effects have been canceled in the national server, otherwise, the scene of blood splattering under Rengar's cold hunting knife at this moment should be particularly bloody and dazzling.

But there are naturally many low-level trolls, and it was only the second one. Xing Yi met someone who mocked him in everyone's channel at the beginning-[The millennium second monologue went to lspl, was abused in Hanbok, only Can you come to the national server to find a sense of presence? ]

Xing Yi sneered, and replied, yes, your father was abused by me so much that he groaned/groaned under my crotch and shot a bunch of your younger siblings, shut up.

The whole game was ignited in an instant, and the scolding battle broke out immediately. Xing Yi was already waiting for someone to take screenshots and criticize him for his lack of quality in the forum, so he easily contributed all his vocabulary while typing and operating the game.

And every time he activates his ult and enters the stealth state, he can easily find the person's position, and after jumping out of the bushes and beheading the person in 0.1 seconds, he casually leaves a symbol in the channel—"?"

This is the most famous way of taunting monologues. When it comes to games, the opponent is naturally powerless, so he hangs up and sprays him soon, and he is not annoyed. He just asks everyone: Is there anyone who wants to be a friend?

The other eight people in the first game saw it, they were all excited, and they almost started kneeling and licking directly, brushing away all the scolding words of the troll: Baishen added me, my ass is so sticky, come and do py transactions with me, you will definitely not lose money, Baishen Please show you if the way I call 666 is not special, Baishen, I am your person tonight, just bring the gold 3, Baishen, I am a cute girl, I really don’t lie to you, I am a loli voice, a royal sister, and you are free Switch to microphone? Wenaima——

Xing Yi just played a few rounds under the shock and support of a group of players. Basically, each game ended with the opponent surrendering for 20 minutes. Some people wanted to play with him for a while. As if it wasn't enough, I went to the mall to buy a name-rename card, angrily planning to change the national server ID that I had used for several years from "monologue monologue" to "Shanghai Gay Add Me".

Li Yishi was the first to find out that he was playing the national server, and he was going crazy because the ID he wanted to change was taken, so he couldn't help but took the notebook and pen on the table, leaned over as if he was going to discuss tactics, and asked: " Baishen, what's wrong, your face is turning green?"

"...I'm fucking green now!" Xing Yi answered him reflexively, like a balloon that could explode with just one more breath, but just because of this short breath, he couldn't really blow it up—after all, Xiao Cun confessed so honestly, and also confessed that he likes him now, he can't really make Xiao Cun lose his memory and forget everything in the past.

It wasn't long before the two started dating in a daze, and their relationship hadn't completely stabilized. He didn't want to affect their relationship because of Su Ming or that first love.

His idea is very simple, he really likes Xiao Cun and wants to have a good time with Xiao Cun.

But Li Yishi pretended to click on the notebook and said, "It's okay, God Bai, I can help you."

Under the bright light, Xing Yi glanced at the dialog box from his friend "Love to eat broccoli" that popped up at some unknown time in the lower left corner, and then replied perfunctorily to Li Yishi, "Do you know what I'm bothering you? method", while still looking at the line in the dialog box: [Hehe, you have fallen into the low-level abuse of food when you return to the country?Why not just retire? ]

He felt his head was about to explode, and he recovered after a few seconds, when he heard Li Yishi's soft voice: "I'm worried that Xiao Cun still has no ties to the former people, did I guess right?"

Xing Yi couldn't help being taken aback, but immediately retorted: "I...I didn't, okay, fuck I'm so comfortable and still have a relationship with someone from before? I don't believe it, my Xiao Cun is the best."

"...awesome," said Li Yishi with a half-smile on his face, "I really like Baishen's self-confidence that I don't know where it comes from. How many seconds does it take for Baishen to put on a condom? Do you know how to step on your back? Do you know y?" What's the difference between a word, an h, and a cross—"

——Soon, in Li Yishi's words, Xing Yi felt his brows twitching, because he always felt that this fox-eyed guy definitely did it on purpose, saying a bunch of things he hadn't heard of, making him laugh. He was so embarrassed that he couldn't answer a word, and after he finished speaking, he planned to leave with a look of sympathy. Xing Yi couldn't swallow this breath, so he just gritted his teeth, grabbed him with his backhand, and said, "...wait a minute! The two of us Haven't finished discussing the game tactics yet!"

After finishing speaking, Xing Yi raised his eyes and stared at Li Yishi, knocked on the notebook in the other party's hand, and said in a low voice: "...whatever method, you can write it out."