The King is Difficult [E-sports]

In the dry light of the early morning, Su Ming and Chi Yang were still talking at the door of the dormitory, but only Xiao Cun's voice seemed to be left in Xing Yi's ears.

Xing Yi sneaked a look at Xiao Cun's eyes that were pretending to be closed, then swallowed, and carefully and softly responded to what the other party said just now: "You have helped me a lot... I will buy you a keyboard in a while, I will There is money."

Su Ming, who was standing by the door, could only watch his former comrade-in-arms hold Xing Yi in his arms without speaking for a long time. In the end, he not only failed to hold back the ice cube, but also heard this guy's dull voice again. Le: "Don't go anymore... In case of a traffic jam, the plane will not be able to catch up."

"You..." Su Ming was impulsive for half a second, and finally stepped back, and answered him sharply in a relaxed tone: "Could it be that Xiao Cun is afraid that Baishen will be jealous?"

This time Xiao Cun responded silently.

"Hey, I said, why are you so--" So Su Ming's voice finally changed from his usual gentleness, and became a little irritable: "Didn't I tell you that I have no other thoughts about you? Why are you still like this? ——Yes, I really wanted to fuck you before, but if you don’t do it, I can’t rape you, can I? Why are you stubborn with me now? The brotherhood is not fake after so many years, right? I don’t want to take the keyboard Go, you don't like it, you throw it yourself."

Xiao Cun frowned and still didn't answer, Su Ming could only helplessly check the time on his mobile phone while asking "Where's the driver?" and turned around.

"Is it Xiaochun's birthday today...?" Ji Chaoran, who had been standing at the door in a daze and rubbed his eyes for a long time, seemed to have just woken up, yawned and checked the keyboard on the table, and said to Su Ming: "Ah...forget it Okay, the brat is disobedient, so I’ll keep it for him first, okay? I won’t see you off brother, I still want to get some fucking sleep later, send me a message when you get off the plane.”

After all, they were teammates in the middle and wild in the past, and they couldn't be more familiar with each other. After hearing this, Su Ming patted him on the shoulder: "Oh, do I still expect you to give me a gift? Okay, let's play well, don't you think so?" Just do something, look like a captain, understand."

Ji Chaoran nodded again and again, Su Ming casually explained a few more words, then turned around and went out with Chi Yang, his movements were so clean that there was almost no hesitation at all.

There were only the three of them left in the room again, and Xing Yi incredulously withdrew his gaze from sneaking glances at the rival for a long time before blinking hard.

The leaving back was obviously very ordinary, but it made him feel a little bit sorry. Thinking about it carefully, the other party seemed to have done nothing except his tone of voice was a little numb. It turns out that he misunderstood him?

...However, he wanted to fuck Xiao Cun, what was going on?

"Xiao Cun?" So Xing Yi couldn't help but broke away from Xiao Cun's embrace a little bit, and asked curiously: "What do you mean he wants to fuck you...?"

"..." The corners of Xiao Cun's mouth visibly moved, but he replied after a long while: "Don't ask me...it's embarrassing. I didn't have time to stop him from speaking out."

His tone was a bit aggrieved, like a big girl in Huanghua crying to her lover about the past that she had been defiled/attempted by others, which made Xing Yi a little nervous.

"...Damn? He didn't do anything to you, did he?" Xing Yi squeezed Xiao Cun's arm in surprise, and unconsciously looked under him, but the expression on his face gradually changed from pity to pity It turned into gloating, at this moment Xiao Cun seemed to be able to perceive his gaze, and suddenly opened his eyes and grabbed his wrist, his voice became very low: "...I'll ask you again."

"—Hmm." Xing Yi blushed in a daze, for a moment he didn't know whether he was afraid of being fucked to death or really wanted to be fucked to death, Ji Chaoran, who was leaning against the wall, reacted, and said sincerely: "What? Stuff?... Su Ming is also 1? Oh my god, he has a fucking dream, this small body—"

But while he was talking, his tone changed from surprise to a little ambiguous. He raised his eyebrows and looked at Xiao Cun: "No wonder nothing happened to you two...? Didn't anyone make a sacrifice? I don't know you guys very well, It’s fine to fight up and down.”

But Xiao Cun struggled to sit up after hearing this, and answered for the first time: "...It's not like I haven't had a fight before."

Naturally, Ji Chaoran asked in surprise when, but Xiao Cun replied calmly: "When he was planning to retire, he told me that he wanted to fuck me, pushed me to the bed, and wanted to tie me up, so we started fighting. "

Xiao Cun's indifferent statement made the whole dormitory quieter, but this did not affect Ji Chaoran's sudden increase in volume.

"...Fucking your mother, you two fought over who was superior?! ——The e-sports dream you agreed to part with and the deep affection for your teammates?!"

At that moment, his tone was like that of an old man who suddenly discovered the truth after being cheated out of money by rumors.

The faint sadness of the teammate's parting in the air just now has also dissipated a lot, Xing Yi laughed convulsively beside him, and even pinched Xiao Cun's butt in a wicked way and said, "You are so fierce, daughter-in-law, let your master Bai try it some other day." Try", but soon he was self-inflicted and was pushed up by Xiao Cun, blocking most of his vision - the other party pulled the quilt over him without giving him a chance to react, and then kissed his lips hard.

Xing Yi was stunned and wanted to struggle, but before Xiao Cun rubbed his lips for a few seconds, he lowered his head and gnawed on his collarbone, which made his eyes go dark, but he couldn't stop the other party's attack at all. Movement——Xiao Cun held his waist, quickly bit the extremely sensitive thing on his chest through his clothes, and gently pulled it gently with his teeth.

Xing Yi, who was punished in this way, grabbed Xiao Cun's clothes painfully and itchyly, and finally could only hold back, swallowing half of the comfortable cry in his throat.

"I'm fucking you, uncle," Ji Chaoran's voice came from outside the quilt immediately, and then he sat down beside their bed and said, "I'm not going to leave today, Xiao Cun, you should either restrain me or let me I come in for a threesome."

Xiao Cun stopped, and Xing Yi took the opportunity to pretend to be afraid and hugged Xiao Cun tightly and said, "I don't want 3P, I'm afraid of pain." As expected, the other party was hardened by him, but he could only let go reluctantly. He said that he was going to wash his face, and then he left the dormitory, saying that he would go back to the next door to get some change of clothes.

After Xiao Cun left, Xing Yi was able to get out of the quilt to breathe for a while, and Ji Chaoran who was next to him glanced at him for a few times, and suddenly he was uncharacteristically deep: "...Brother, you don't seem to give birth to your birthday at all. Feeling guilty for forgetting? Poor my Xiaochun’s billions of descendants, it’s cool to give it to you for nothing.”

"You fucking mean to mention it to me?" Xing Yi also got up angrily, and said, "You didn't even remind me, and you dragged me to eat barbecue and drink, my mother...I would have I didn’t have the time to memorize these things.”

"I usually only remember the birthdays of people with long legs, buttocks and big tits." Ji Chaoran and him shook each other's hands, and finally gestured to the keyboard on the table, and said, "But, let's be reasonable, brother, Su Naruto is very good. If he hadn't begged Ou Jiuchang back then, this club would have been gone long ago. No one can match his deep affection for this team and his kindness to everyone. You are just lucky. Enjoy, you're just an idiot who wants to be a gong in front of Xiaochun, otherwise what else would you do now."

Xing Yi opened his mouth and didn't refute, Ji Chaoran continued: "Seeing that there is no second generation of masters, this gift is completely what you like, Su Ming still has a keyboard after leaving, Xiao Cun didn't abandon you and go to Japan. Not bad, you still dare to make excuses."

Xing Yi was silent for two seconds after listening, but in the end he retorted in a low voice: "Then—then it's all about eating and drinking for the old man's birthday, so why don't we have to pick up some zero points and give some gifts? I always I’m too lazy to celebrate my birthday, and my teammates insisted on pulling me to drink to celebrate before, and Xiao Cun is not a girl who insists that I take care of him carefully, how could I care about this?”

After finishing speaking, Xing Yi saw Ji Chaoran shrugging his shoulders and smirking without answering, so he got out of bed and raised his voice: "I just want to ask you if what I said is reasonable? I don't think he is doing well. I will cook him a dish later." It’s okay to think about it.”

Then Xing Yi took a deep breath, picked up the keyboard on the table, looked at it, and said with a domineering smile: "The second generation of the Holy Hand? It's only 2 yuan. Since he likes it, I'll buy him a 2000 Well, he can break one every night-you know, this mechanical keyboard is not waterproof~"

After hearing this, Ji Chaoran couldn't help laughing and scratched his chin, and said, "That's right... Forget me being too talkative, brother, I'll go outside all night, isn't that interesting?"

His voice was very ambiguous. Although Xing Yi argued a little bit ambiguously just now, he quickly smiled at this guy and forgot all the troubles: "Of course it's interesting. You might as well not come back in the future."

Then, under the threat of Ji Chaoran threatening to sit next to the two of them every day and recite the great/compassion/mantra, Xing Yi went to the balcony and closed the door, determined not to talk to him anymore.

Before the time reached noon, Xing Yi slipped into the kitchen to see if he could get together the materials to make one or two of Xiao Cun's favorite dishes to make him happy, but halfway through the search, he suddenly remembered that he didn't seem to be I don't know what Xiao Cun likes to eat the most.

This made Xing Yi send a message to ask Ji Chaoran in a difficult way, but the guy came back: [You haven't observed what Xiaochun likes to eat, how can a straight man observe this?I don’t think he’s picky eaters, it’s not a surprise to ask him himself]

……Too.Xing Yi thought it made sense, so he leaned against the wall outside the kitchen while smoking, and sent a message asking Xiao Cun if there was anything he wanted to eat on his birthday, and he could make it for him, and Xiao Cun came back soon, then Cake it.

——However, the cake really stumped Xing Yi.

People like Xiao Cun who can treat white sesame as rice probably don’t know the process of making cakes, and although Xing Yi claims to be a warm man who specializes in cooking, he is actually only good at Chinese food, and has a little bit of pastry. Fried chicken wings are already his limit. In his opinion, cakes are both impractical and troublesome. He might as well just buy them outside, so he has never made them.

So after hesitating for more than ten seconds, Xing Yi still replied: [Sweet and sour pork ribs is okay, I am good at this, I will treat it as an addition to your food, it is guaranteed to be delicious, the birthday cake feels a bit like a kid's thing~ ]

This time, the other party's reply is still very fast: [Okay, I like everything you do]

Everyone celebrated Xiao Cun's birthday at lunch, and Xing Yi would sneak peeks at the other party from time to time until people blush. Some people started to panic.

——After traveling around Europe for a long time, their little ancestor, Ou Yue, came back.

On the way when the staff in charge of the reception went to pick him up at the door, he complained for a long time with a dark face, "It's all my cousin's fault for not letting me go." "I missed the opening match, and I didn't catch up with Su Ming coming back." I went to Europe to sketch, and my eyes were blinded by her and her boyfriend who was younger than me." Yun Yun, the only good thing he said on the whole trip was "Fortunately, I can catch up with Xiaochun's birthday", but when I arrived at the training After entering the room, his serious face suddenly brightened, and the first thing he did when he entered the door was to jump on Xing Yi's seat, and his voice was suddenly very loud and clear.

"Master, I'm back—do you miss me very much!"

Of course, among all the attitudes of love or respect towards the little boss, only Xing Yi frowned, and replied as if he couldn't remember: "Are you...?"

——It’s been too long since I’ve been offline, so I don’t have any memory.

Hearing Xing Yi's words, Ou Yue really looked so sad that he was about to lie down and roll on the ground. The others didn't coax him as if they were playing tricks. Like a child, he returned to his seat obediently, and said bitterly, "Isn't it okay for me to invite you to my villa for Xiaochun's birthday today?" Everyone's eyes lit up.

"Young master is sympathetic to the people, I was almost exhausted last week," Ji Chaoran was the first to laugh: "Why don't you leave later? I'll make up for training later."

Chi Yang, who was a little depressed because of Su Ming's departure, also recovered some spirits to agree with him. Even Xiao Cun, who was always indifferent, nodded in the eyes of others asking for advice-this matter was about to happen, but However, Xing Yi glanced at Ou Yue. He could hardly hide his displeasure towards the young master earlier, so he quickly turned his eyes away and said: I don't care much about villas or not. Go ahead. I dont go.