I can't get the male lead, I decided to salt the fish

"What do you think?" Xie Lanzhi said, "Look where you are hurt."

The stable group surnamed Xie didn't have the slightest awareness of saying the word tiger wolf. Looking at his expression, Qin Shu thought he was looking at his knees and wrists.

But it's not!What the hell he wants to see is his little head!Why did things develop to such a weird point, is it the annihilation of human nature or the loss of morality?

Xie Lanzhi said, "Pick up your clothes."

Qin Shu covered his chest with his hands, like a good woman being molested by a hooligan, "No! I refuse!"

Xie Lanzhi didn't have the habit of making fun of others, but for some reason, seeing Qin Shu who was so ashamed and angry, and swore to defend his innocence, a bad part of his heart was ready to stir.Probably he has never been a good senior with integrity and kindness in his bones. "Let me see, if the injury is serious, it's best to use some medicine."

Qin Shu's head is getting bigger.Did he hear correctly?Medication?What medicine is used on him?

Xie Lanzhi wore Pinru's clothes, and the appraisal was completed.

Qin Shu's cheeks seemed to have been blush a hundred times, and he felt that the top of his head would smoke if he continued to burn.He clenched his fists, raised his head suddenly, wanted to give Xie Lanzhi a murderous look, and told him to shut up viciously.But when he fell in love with Xie Lanzhi's eyes, he withered.

Xie Lanzhi had a playful but non-malicious smile in his eyes; his eyelids were naturally deep, making it easy to see fouls.As a face-controlling person, Qin Shu couldn't be "violent" when looking at these eyes and this face.

Qin Shu quickly looked away, and said in a low voice: "It's not serious...don't talk about it, don't you feel ashamed?"

"It's okay." Xie Lanzhi was very calm, "They're all boys."

Tsk, sure enough, the current Xie Lanzhi is still a straight man. "That's what I said, but I'm gay."

Xie Lan was taken aback, as if he just realized this, elementary school students can like boys.He smiled and said, "Okay, let's not watch it then."

Qin Shu breathed a sigh of relief, and put down his hand covering his chest.

"Describe it to me."

Qin Shu: "???"

"Red? Swollen?" Xie Lan took a step forward, with a caring look on his junior, "If the skin is broken, you can use a cotton swab to put some iodine on it——Lv Rulu has these things, and I can help you."

iodine?Cotton, cotton swab? !help me? ! ! !

Qin Shu's body shook, and he took a step back. With the back of his hand supporting the desk behind him, he accidentally knocked over the mug placed on the table.The mug rolled a few times and fell to the ground. After a crisp sound, it died a heroic sacrifice.

Qin Shu looked down at the debris at his feet, his pupils split open, "Little Buan! My little Buan! Aww—"

Xie Lanzhi paused, "Sorry."

The cup with the beloved girl on it was broken, and Qin Shu's heart was also broken.He knelt down tremblingly, picked up the biggest piece, and said sadly: "Xiao Bu, what's wrong with you, Xiao Bu! You can't die, Xiao Bu! I've been with you for so many years, and I've always treated you like my own flesh and blood. Teach you how to raise you, I never thought that a white-haired person would send a black-haired person today."

Xie Lanzhi was silent for a while, and said, "Are you talking about a movie line?"

Qin Shu's shoulders stiffened.Have you been seen through?It doesn't matter, as long as Xie Lanzhi doesn't worry about his injury anymore, everything else is easy to talk about.

"I really like this cup," Qin Shu said sadly, "I can't accept the fact that it's broken for a moment. You go, let me relax by myself."

Xie Lanzhi said, "I will compensate you."

"Even if you buy me another one that's exactly the same, it's just a substitute."

Xie Lanzhi: "Send me the link."

"No, I..."

"If you don't want to be drugged, just send me."

Qin Shu gave in for a second: "Okay."

At this time, Lu Rulu rang with the knock on the door: "Brother Lan, you need to borrow a charging cable for a year! Are you still working on the project?"

Xie Lanzhi looked at Qin Shu and asked, "Can you clean it up yourself?"

Qin Shu had a black question mark face, "It's just sweeping the floor, I'm not a fool."

Xie Lanzhi smiled, took the computer and the charging cable, "Be careful not to scratch your hands. Put it in a bag when you throw it away, and it's best to mark it down."

The one named Xie really took him for a fool. "Got it," Qin Shu murmured softly, "Hurry up and leave."

Lu Rulu was waiting at the door wearing flip-flops, and when he saw Xie Lanzhi coming out, he raised his orchid finger and pretended to say, "Hey, what delicate flower is holding our Young Master Xie's feet, and made my servant wait until all the flowers are thanked. "

Xie Lanzhi didn't even pay attention to his roommate, and said flatly, "Get lost."

Lu Rulu chirped: "I hate it, Mr. Xie is so fierce."

"If you talk to me like this again, I'll grab your hair and throw you off the fourth floor." Xie Lanzhi said, "I will do what I say."

Lu Rulu hurriedly made a movement of zipping and shutting up.

The two are working on an innovative project recently, with Lu Rulu working on the backend and Xie Lanzhi working on the frontend. They have to discuss it from time to time. Going to the library and the study room will disturb others, so they all work together in the dormitory.Xie Lanzhi has returned to the dormitory more times than the past two years combined.

Back in the dormitory, Lu Rulu said, "Suddenly I really want to drink iced Fat House Happy Water."

Xie Lanzhi said absently, "You can buy a refrigerator and put it in the dormitory."

Lu Rulu waved his hand, "I live alone, forget it. Unless you move back."

Xie Lanzhi didn't even think about it, "I won't move."

Lu Rulu didn't expect Xie Lanzhi to leave the mansion and move back to accompany him. "Let's go to your house for a joint survey in the future. If you are tired, you can go for a swim, watch a home theater or something."

Xie Lanzhi hesitated for a while, but didn't agree directly, just said: "Let's talk."

At ten o'clock in the evening, Chu Cheng returned to the dormitory covered in sweat.Qin Shugang sent the link of the mug to Xie Lanzhi. He bought the original licensed peripherals from the comic company, and the price was a bit expensive.He glanced at the time on the screen, and hated iron for not being able to make it through: "Why did you come back?"

"'Just'? Access control at eleven o'clock, it's already ten o'clock!"

So you have to delay until eleven o'clock, and then take Ningning to open a room on the grounds of access control, silly boy. "How are you practicing?"

"It's okay. This is Xu Ning's first time. You can't practice for too long. You have to have a degree and progress step by step." Chu Cheng took a change of clothes and bath towels, and prepared to take a bath.

Qin Shu followed him like a tail, "Then what did you do today? Did you help him stretch his legs, or put your arms around his waist to help him correct his posture?"

Chu Cheng frowned, "Why are you asking this?"

Qin Shu knew that Zai Zai had a rebellious mentality, so he deliberately said: "He is the one I am chasing, and I don't allow others to touch him."

Chu Cheng snorted, "I don't care about touching him."

"By the way, don't gyms all have bathrooms. Why don't you come back after taking a shower, did Ningning take a shower?"

Chu Cheng flicked the towel on Qin Shu's face impatiently, "You're so curious, let's go and see for yourself next time."

Qin Shu was excited, "Is it possible?" Can he smash candy on the spot again, or the kind of giant candy with physical contact, what if he passed out from excitement and was given artificial respiration.

Chu Cheng didn't bother to pay attention to him, took the towel and walked to the bathroom.

Before he went in, Qin Shu asked again: "You have stayed with Ningning for so long today, have you gotten his beauty? I have a good eye."

Chu Cheng recalled how Xu Ning's eyelashes were wet with sweat, and his face burned for unknown reasons.But his face was hot, but his mouth was still hard, "That's it, no matter how good-looking a person is, they will look the same after a long time."

Qin Shu was shocked, "You fart!"

"I didn't let it go." Chu Cheng said earnestly, "Haven't you heard the saying, 'beauties are tired of looking at them for three days, and ugly people are used to them for three days', that's the truth."

Qin Shu teased: "I don't think I will get tired of looking at a beautiful woman for three days."

Chu Cheng was very disdainful, "That's you, I'm different from you." After speaking, Chu Cheng walked into the bathroom and closed the door with a snap.

Qin Shu was thoughtful.What Chu Cheng said is not completely unreasonable. Some people look ordinary at first glance, but they are very attractive, and the more you look at them, the better they look; .

Maybe Xie Lanzhi belongs to the latter.As long as he looks at Xie Lanzhi long enough, his "beauty resistance system" will definitely be upgraded.One day, Xie Lanzhi's good looks won't have any effect on him, and he will be able to make trouble in front of that face, be aggressive and vicious!

This kind of explanation, this kind of logic, he gave full marks.

When Chu Cheng came out of the shower, Qin Shu asked him, "Chu Cheng, do you have a photo of Xie Lanzhi?"

"Why do I have a photo of Brother Lan," Chu Cheng said, "I'm not his fan."

"Then do you know who has it?"

"It should be in the school forum. What are you doing?"

"Show the high school students how handsome our school's school girl is." Qin Shu opened the school's forum, using "school girl, male god" as a keyword, and sure enough, he searched for many photos of Xie Lanzhi.There are pictures of him on the basketball court, in the library, and even queuing up in the cafeteria... Unfortunately, they are all sneak shots of passers-by. The body is well shot, but the face is not very clear.

Qin Shu complained: "Why are there no high-definition and stone-free horses..."

Chu Cheng was shocked by the words "high-definition without stone horse", "high-definition without what?"

"I mean headshots, the kind where you can see his eyelashes."

Chu Cheng breathed a sigh of relief, "The headshots are usually selfies. Brother Lan doesn't seem like someone who can take selfies."

"It's true." In this case, we can only make do with it.Qin Shu flicked at the screen, saved all the photos of Xie Lanzhi, and then chose a photo of him sitting by the classroom window, with one hand propping his forehead, the other holding a pen, reading a book with downcast eyes as the unlocked wallpaper .Fighting poison with fire like this, he still doesn't believe that his face control problem can't be cured!

Wake up, Xie Lanzhi, you can't conquer me with your beauty!

The author has something to say: There are cubs with brain circuits, and there are old fathers with brain circuits. The duo of sand sculptures needs two people with brains to take care of them

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Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Guguligu; 5 bottles of Squat and Yali; 2 bottles of Nanfeng and Strawberry Milk;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!