I can't get the male lead, I decided to salt the fish

The president's sister flicked her clothes away after something happened, hiding herself and her name deeply, leaving Qin Shu in a mess in the wind.

It was his miscalculation. He never expected that the big boss of this club activity would be the "Lanning" party. If she really "abuses her power" and makes Xu Ning and Xie Lanzhi spend the night together in a caravan, " Lanning's sugar can indeed sweeten people to death, and he can also be "sweetened" to death alive.

This must not be allowed to happen.But he is not a member of the photography club, and he is able to participate in the team building because he relies on Xu Ning's relationship, so he can't tell the president's decision.

Qin Shu fell into autism.

At [-] o'clock in the evening, the first wave of photoshoots ended. The homestay prepared ingredients, seasonings and equipment for self-service barbecue for the guests.

The president's sister asked everyone to divide the work and cooperate, "Two people need to wash the vegetables—Lan Zhi, Xu Ning, can you do it?"

Qin Shu: "..." Is this the fucking beginning?

Xu Ning: "Okay."

Xie Lanzhi: "Yes."

The president's sister looked at Qin Shu meaningfully, "Two people are needed to chop vegetables. Qin Shu, Wang Youyu, OK?"

Qin Shu and Wang Youyu looked at each other, reluctant but not easy to refuse: "Okay."

The washing pool is relatively far away, and there are only two people in that area, Xie Lanzhi and Xu Ning, and they are alone.Qin Shu was chopping vegetables, and sneaked a few glances in their direction from time to time, but the pork belly he sliced ​​was still as thin as a cicada's wing, and the slices were uniform, so that Wang Youyu, who was watching, forgot to pay attention to Xu Ning, and asked, "You... How did you do it?"

"what?"

"Isn't meat hard to cut?"

When it comes to this, Qin Shu is very confident, "It is difficult to cut, but I am good at knife skills, and I can cut carrots into cubes." When he lived alone at home, he often cooked, and his cooking skills should be as good as Most of the mothers of the same age are about the same.

Wang Youyu said, "I didn't expect that."

"Tell me, what are Xie Lanzhi and Xu Ning doing?"

"Wash the vegetables."

"Will they chat while washing vegetables?" Qin Shu was uneasy, "From poetry to poetry to philosophy of life."

Wang Youyu: "..." Originally, Qin Shu said that Xie Lanzhi was the biggest obstacle to his reunion with Xu Ning, but he never took it to heart.Now, he seriously suspected that he was going to be led astray. Xie Lanzhi and Xu Ning were just washing the vegetables quietly, but he felt a sense of crisis no matter what he saw.

Wang Youyu said: "I don't know how to chop vegetables very much."

Qin Shu glanced at the sliced ​​lotus root he had cut, and said honestly, "It's actually not bad."

Wang Youyu: "I like washing vegetables more than cutting them. Do you think Xie Lanzhi is willing to trade with me?"

"Yo hoo." This is a way, although he doesn't like Xu Ning getting too close to anyone except Zai Zai, but Wang Youyu is much less threatening than Xie Lanzhi, the lesser of two evils. "You can try."

Wang Youyu put down the kitchen knife and walked towards the two of them. "Xie Lanzhi?"

Xie Lanzhi looked up, "Huh?"

"I can't cut vegetables well, and I was disgusted by Qin Shu," Wang Youyu lied without blushing, "Can I exchange with you? I'll wash the vegetables, and you chop them."

Xie Lanzhi paused, "Yes."

Xu Ning asked, "Can you chop vegetables?"

Xie Lanzhi: "Yes."

The two exchanged places, and the one who cut vegetables with Qin Shu became Xie Lanzhi.He was also a little surprised when he saw Qin Shu's cut pork belly: "You cut this?"

"Yes, this is my specialty." Qin Shudao, "Senior, if you agree to come here, it means that you are also good at cooking, right?" After all, he is a man with a real identity. All of them light up the culinary skills, how can Xie Lanzhi be an exception.

Xie Lanzhi was silent for a moment, "Yes."

really. "Then trouble the senior to change the chicken wings into a knife, so that it will be easier to taste later."

"……it is good."

Qin Shu continued to work hard and cut up the beef.Cutting beef is also a technical job, and it must be cut horizontally.After Qin Shu finished cutting a small piece, he turned around and saw Xie Lanzhi typing on his mobile phone.

He didn't want to peek, but the two of them were relatively close, and his eyesight was 1.2, so he could clearly see the words "how to change chicken wings into knives".

Xie Lanzhi learned knowledge from the Internet, picked up a kitchen knife and prepared to practice.Just by looking at the way he held the knife, Qin Shu knew how unreliable it was to ask him to chop vegetables.

"Pfft—" Xie Lanzhi doesn't know how to cook, how dare he be an attack?After following him, wouldn't he have to cook for him with back pain after exercising? It's too miserable!

Xie Lanzhi looked at him and said calmly, "What's wrong?"

Qin Shu smiled slyly, "Senior, do you really know how to chop vegetables and cook?"

Xie Lanzhi remained calm: "I will."

Qin Shu tilted his head and moved under his eyelids, looking at him from bottom to top, "Senior, look into my eyes, and say it again."

Xie Lanzhi looked down at Qin Shu. From Qin Shu's perspective, he could see his drooping eyelashes and the graceful line of his jaw.

... So, so handsome.

Qin Shu gasped for breath, and immediately stood up straight, keeping a safe distance from Xie Lanzhi.

Tsk, it's so stupid, it's not like he hasn't experienced the power of Xie Lanzhi's appearance, isn't this just playing to death?However, since Xie Lanzhi doesn't know how to chop vegetables, why did he agree to exchange with Wang Youyu?Weird.

"If you're not very good at it, I can teach you." Qin Shu said, "I'll take it as a reward for teaching me how to drive."

Xie Lanzhi said, "You still can't drive?"

"Yes, yes, but I'm not very proficient, at least I dare not go on the road alone now."

Xie Lanzhi said slowly: "Are you implying that I will practice driving with you in the future?"

"Oh?" Qin Shu didn't have this idea, but since Xie Lanzhi proposed it on his own initiative, he didn't want it for nothing. "If you're not busy."

Xie Lanzhi smiled inexplicably, "I'm not busy."

"Senior, you are really—"

"You don't need to issue a good person card, let's demonstrate how to change a chicken wing into a knife," Xie Lanzhi said with a light smile, "Teacher."

... What a shameful title teacher!The dog man started exuding his damn sweet breath again!

Qin Shu was very glad that the person standing next to Xie Lanzhi was not Xu Ning, otherwise a "teacher" called out, and he immediately wiped his neck with a kitchen knife.

Qin Shu collected himself and said, "It's very simple to change the knife of the chicken wing, you just need to scratch like this, and then stroke like this—"

The washed and chopped ingredients have been grilled on the grill, and the smell of cumin-flavored meat wafts over, and Qin Shu's tears are about to flow from the corners of his mouth. How sad, cumin teppanyaki beef."

Xie Lanzhi said, "Go and eat first."

"I'm so sorry."

"It's okay, I paid for it."

Qin Shu was a little confused: "What money?"

"The cost of participating in the team building is [-] per person."

Qin Shu was even more confused, "Who paid for me?"

"you guess."

Xie Lanzhi thought that Qin Shu would say Xu Ning's name, but he didn't expect the other party to say, "You've already asked that, so it must be you."

"..." This time I'm not stupid anymore.

"Three hundred, I'll transfer it to you now."

Xie Lanzhi said, "Go and eat first."

Qin Shu transferred the money to Xie Lanzhi, and he was not polite, "Then I will come back immediately to replace you."

Qin Shu went around for a while, and there were too many monks and too little porridge. The senior sister in charge of the barbecue saw that he was handsome, so she gave him the three skewers of bone meat that had just been roasted.

Xie Lanzhi finished cutting the chicken wings in his hand, and looked up to find the figure of the elementary school boy.I saw that Qin Shu ate a bunch first by himself, then ran to give Xu Ning a bunch, and finally returned to him with the remaining skewer, "Senior, here it is."

The appearance of the flesh and blood connection is very good, and the oil brushed on it is still sizzling.

Xie Lanzhi said nonchalantly: "As the king of the sea, the most important thing is to get even rain and dew, right?"

Qin Shu: "???" There is a fruit on the tree, and there is only me under the tree.

"If there are only two strings, who will you give them to?"

Qin Shu was stunned, "Huh?"

As soon as the question was asked, Xie Lanzhi regretted it. The influence of 419's two seems to be a bit big, even he was recruited, and he did some childish things that only elementary school chickens would do. "Forget it," Xie Lanzhi said, "you can eat by yourself."

"... Oh." Why is Xie Lanzhi getting more and more weird? Could it be that he was also pierced by the soul?

After dinner, a group of people got together to play board games and play black.The president's sister has been pushing Xu Ning and Xie Lanzhi to play the old-fashioned truth or dare. Before Xie Lanzhi said "not interested", Qin Shu came over with his mobile phone, "Senior, are you black? Zhong Kui, one hit five is no problem."

Xie Lanzhi laughed, "Okay."

The president's sister made a quick move and beheaded Qin Shu, but Qin Shuquan pretended not to see it.

Qin Shu eagerly moved his stool to Xie Lanzhi's side, "Call three more people who can shout '666' together?"

"No need," Xie Lanzhi said, "Let's queue up."

Xie Lanzhi didn't play much this season, and his rank remained at the initial stage. No matter how high he was, he couldn't rank with Qin Shu.The two entered the game, Qin Shu was on the first floor, Zhong Kui was selected after banning the heroes, Xie Lanzhi was on the second floor, Sun Wukong was pre-selected on the fifth floor, and forced to say: "Play wild for me, the wild king will take you to lie down and win."

In the end, Xie Lanzhi didn't like him, so he chose Li Bai neatly, and locked it in a second.

Fifth floor: "???"

Fifth floor: "Sick? Don't say much, hang up."

Xie Lanzhi has a point on the record: the winning rate is 97%, and he has used it in 105 games.

The fifth floor: "Brother Li Bai, come on! I will choose Yao to assist you!"

Qin Shu: "..." Oh, man.

After playing three rounds, Qin Shu won three rounds. For the first time, he tasted the joy of being taken care of by the wild king. It was not an ordinary joy.

"Senior, do you often play games?"

Xie Lanzhi said, "Fortunately, no more than one hour a day."

"Then why are you so good! You can eat chicken too!"

Xie Lanzhi gently tapped Qin Shu's forehead with his mobile phone, "Playing games is part of it, and more importantly, it depends on consciousness and brain."

"Oh!" What's the matter with this feeling of IQ being crushed.

Xie Lanzhi looked up and said, "The moon is out."

Qin Shu looked towards the sky, "It's so round! It's even rounder than Xueqiu's face."

Xie Lanzhi was silent for a few seconds, "Snowball's face is not round."

Qin Shu smiled and said, "Don't seniors take pictures?"

"It's pretty good," Xie Lanzhi said, "I won't shoot anymore."

"Did you eat mooncakes yesterday?"

"Ah."

"What stuffing?"

Qin Shu asked casually, Xie Lanzhi really thought about it, "I forgot."

The two chatted one after another, and it was completely dark.Some people wanted to rest first, and went to the president's sister to ask for the keys to the RV. The president's sister simply called everyone together and said, "Someone suggested something exciting. Then, do you want to cast lots to decide the roommate for tonight? Of course." It’s still boys and boys, girls and girls—since you want to pursue excitement, then follow through to the end.”

Qin Shu: ...you are so coquettish.

The author has something to say: Well, enter a V at 12 o'clock tomorrow night, and there will be red envelopes at that time. Please read Lanshu and sleep together. I hope all the presidents will continue to support me!

PS: I would like to recommend to everyone the little sister’s Su Shuang big sweet cake in the entertainment circle "Cannon fodder is always forced to become the favorite of the group" by Fanshuangli, copywriting:

Yun You woke up and transmigrated into a trainee participating in a talent show in the entertainment industry.

The trainee is a veritable cannon fodder, because of his worrying EQ, he offended the heart-throb protagonist Qi Caifan, was run on by other contestants, and was ridiculed by netizens.Just wait until the draft is over and obediently go to pick up the bento.

Yunyou smiled slightly, calmly said: "Unfortunately, I hate bento the most."

Before the show was broadcast, the people who eat melons waited to see the good show: "Although the elimination is completely expected, it's a pity that there will be no contestants to scold in the future~"

During the broadcast of the show, everyone's melons and glasses were shattered: "Woc, the boy who shines on the stage, is really the one who hates wandering around!?"

After the show was broadcast, #云游宝宝男孩# went straight to the top of the hot search with an unstoppable momentum.

Can sing and dance, looks good, is hardworking and gentle, and has a good personality.

Does such a perfect idol really exist?

A large number of unscrupulous fans frantically called: "I feel sorry for Zai Zai who was targeted so much by other players before, spoil him! Spoil me to death!"

The other contestants looked disgusted: "? Are you serious when you say Yunyou has a good personality!?"

Soon, all the contestants shouted hoarsely: "Zai Zai, hit me again!"

People who eat melons: [Grandpa looks at his phone.jpg]

Do you guys remember how you beat him a few months ago? !

#Did I get the wrong script or are they out of their minds? #

#Obviously a cannon fodder for a ten-chapter game, why did he suddenly become the favorite of the group? #

#Please don’t give me any more resources, I’m really going to be exhausted flying around the world#

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It was reported on the Internet that although Yunyou and Lingxiaoxing were bundled into a CP hype business by the show, all kinds of wheat bran, in fact, because they competed for the C position to debut, they had been at odds for a long time, and they parted ways completely as soon as the show ended.

During the live broadcast of the debut night, Yunyou said to Ling Xiaoxing with relief: "Finally, there is no need to fake business anymore."

The CP fans suddenly collapsed: "I said earlier that knocking CP with true feelings will be punished!"

The camera suddenly turned, and the corner of Ling Xiaoxing's lips twitched: "Well, the official announcement can finally be made."

The CP fan danced wildly with joy: "I'm so meowed, in my lifetime, it's true!??"

Yunyou: "? I treat you like a brother but you want to pick on me??"

Edible Guidelines:

1. On the stage, A bursts into tenderness in private (Yunyou) X looks like Bking, but is actually attacked by a loyal dog (Lingxiaoxing)

2. Attack and suffer 1v1, suffer and be favored by other people.

3.微博@-繁霜里-祝看文愉快啾~感谢在2020-05-2523:01:17~2020-05-2619:11:23期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: qs 2; axia., Zhuying Yilou 1;

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!