I can't get the male lead, I decided to salt the fish

Qin Shu clicked on the personal homepage of the school forum, found "my post", just glanced at it casually, his brain was congested immediately, and he was so embarrassed that his toes were digging out three rooms and one living room.

Luxury cars, mansions, all kinds of luxury goods, attacks on national events and school policies, and a sneak photo of Xu Ning, with the text: One hour, I want all his information.

Ah ah ah ah ah!delete delete delete!As long as he moves fast enough, Embarrassment will not be able to catch up with him!

However, Chu Cheng gave him a fatal blow: "It's useless, I saved all your black history as a backup, and I even made a few emoticons, once a day to prevent depression."

Heh, he is tired of saying the word "unfilial son".

Qin Shu slowed down a little, and when the heat on his face subsided a little, he asked, "When did you show Xie Lanzhi the video?"

"Just a few days ago," Chu Cheng said, "it was during the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday."

Qin Shu recalled every detail of his relationship with Xie Lanzhi during this holiday.

——Senior, I dare not open it at night when the light is not good.

——Senior, senior, where are the dipped beams?

——Senior, senior, senior, I can't get in the car in reverse, save me!

……

So what would Xie Lanzhi think of him, like Chu Cheng, that he was playing tricks on him?Then why did he keep cooperating with the show without telling the truth?Or, Xie Lan had contacted the psychiatric hospital a long time ago, the beds were ready, and he would be taken away by the ambulance as soon as he showed his feet.

Qin Shu painfully covered his hot face again.Ah, life is so boring, please let him disappear where he is, thank you.

It's a pity that the pain of human beings is not connected. Here, Qin Shu's heart is ashamed, and Chu Cheng on the other side is looking for his head with a smile: "The more I think about it, the more I feel that you used to be a fucking talent. I'm really curious, you suddenly realized, What did you go through to change your past?”

Qin Shu said numbly, "Guess."

Chu Cheng lowered his voice and said mysteriously, "Actually, you were pierced by a soul, right?"

As expected of the cub he fancy, this can be guessed.Qin Shupi smiled, "That's right."

Chu Cheng patted his thigh vigorously, and said seriously, "I knew it!"

Chu Cheng said so, but he was still a young man who believed in science in his heart, and "soul wear" was just a stalk to him.He shared this stalk in his small group of three with Xie Lanzhi and Lu Rulu.

[Chu Overlord: It's true, Qin Shu personally admitted that he came through the soul. 】

【Chu Overlord: (This pair of eyes sees through too much.jpg)】

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: (Mom's wisdom...Yong Shuangquan is talking about you.jpg)]

[Shuimen Jian: Are you with Qin Shu? 】

【Chu Overlord: Ah, we are having dinner. 】

[Shuimen Jian: Let him reply to my message. 】

Chu Cheng read Xie Lanzhi's news several times to make sure he read it correctly.

[Red carp, green carp and donkey:? ? ? 】

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: You used to be the one who didn't reply to other people's messages, so retribution is coming!Good reincarnation!Chu, tell Xiao Qing Shu not to return, I am anxious to kill Brother Lan, and avenge his many suitors! 】

[Shuimen Jian: Are you free? 】

Between Lu Rulu and Xie Lan, Chu Cheng chose the latter without hesitation. He raised his head and said to Qin Shu, "Hey, brother Lan asked you to reply to his message in the group."

"..." Fuck, when did Xie Lanzhi become impatient, he didn't reply to the news for a while, and he managed to find Zai Zai here, convinced.

Qin Shu opened Xie Lanzhi's WeChat with a tragic face, and replied: 【Yes, I am. 】

[Uncle Qin: I don’t have time tonight, I have to do my homework. 】

Although it is shameful to escape, it is very useful, and it is only a moment to be able to escape for a while.

【Xie Lanzhi: Yes. 】

It seems that Xie Lanzhi will not reply again.Qin Shu didn't let go of his breath, and there was another message on the screen.

【Xie Lanzhi: I'm in the dormitory at night, come find me after you finish writing. 】

Well, he couldn't escape.

【Uncle Qin: Good. QAQ]

[Uncle Qin withdrew a message]

[Uncle Qin: Received. 】

After sending the message, Qin Shu suddenly remembered something and asked, "You just said that Xie Lanzhi called you in the group, what group is it?"

"It's me, Brother Lu and Brother Lan's three-person group."

Qin Shu's chest shook, and he was hit again, "You actually have a small group of three? What about me, am I from the next village!"

Chu Cheng didn't expect Qin Shu to react so strongly, "I usually didn't pull you because of my relationship with you before."

"Then what happened afterwards?" The new enmity added to the old enmity, this was Qin Shu's most vicious treatment of Chucheng, "Later, we have experienced so much, we went to class and ate together, and went to the photography club to eat and live together, what the hell are you doing? Won't you pull me in?"

"La la la, I'll do it now." Chu Cheng was so annoyed that he had no choice but to pull him into the WeChat group in front of Qin Shu, "Are you satisfied now?"

Qin Shu sneered: "No need, belated affection is more contemptible than grass."

In the evening, Qin Shu was playing with his mobile phone in front of his homework in the dormitory. When he saw Chu Cheng coming back from the gym, he was surprised: "Why did you come back?"

Chu Cheng said: "You have been pierced by the soul again? I come back at this point every time."

Qin Shu glanced at the time, it was a little past ten o'clock, and it was almost time to report to Xie Lanzhi's dormitory.He stood up slowly and said heavily, "I'll go to the opposite side."

Chu Cheng was puzzled, "Go as soon as you go, do you have to make an announcement?"

"Heh, who am I doing this for?" Qin Shu managed his facial expressions in front of the mirror, trying to make himself look more natural, "I'm leaving."

Chu Cheng watched him open the door, thinking that he was going to face stealing crystals one by one.

The door of the opposite bedroom was ajar, Qin Shu knocked twice and then pushed it open, "Senior?"

Lu Rulu was sitting in front of the computer, Xie Lanzhi was standing behind him, the two were looking at something together, when they heard the sound, they all looked towards the door.

Qin Shu found that he didn't have to be alone with Xie Lanzhi, and his San value recovered to half in an instant, and said happily, "Brother Lu is here!"

"Eh?" Lu Rulu pointed at himself, "This seems to be my dormitory, shouldn't I be there?"

Qin Shu explained: "I thought it was just me and the senior."

Xie Lanzhi asked, "You think there are only two people?"

Qin Shu was taken aback, "No, no."

Lu Rulu looked at Qin Shu, then at Xie Lanzhi, and suddenly felt that he was quite redundant. "Why don't I make do with Chu Cheng across the way and leave the bedroom to you?"

Qin Shu smiled and said, "Don't, brother Lu, you and Chucheng are not suitable."

Lu Rulu looked at Xie Lanzhi in bewilderment, "Is your junior's focus a bit strange?"

Xie Lanzhi laughed, "Come here."

Qin Shu leaned over, "What are you looking at?"

Xie Lanzhi said: "Video from the driving recorder."

"Damn it, let me be healthy!"

Lu Rulu pulled back the progress bar a bit, "Gase Dog suddenly changed lanes and didn't turn on the turn signal. I'm fully responsible. I'm going to put this video on the forum to stop the mouths of idiots."

Witnessing the scene of the crime again, Qin Shu still had lingering fears in his heart, and couldn't help cursing along with Lu Rulu: "Damn, I've left a shadow on me. Those who are blocked will always be blocked. I curse him to be blocked for the rest of his life."

Lu Luru laughed, "Isn't your curse a little too gentle?"

The video continues to play.Xie Lanzhi appeared on the screen, and then the two began to talk.Lu Rulu heard Qin Shu keep asking if anyone was cool, and complained: "You are stupid, little love letter, at this speed, people must be fine."

Qin Shu opened his mouth, swallowed the phrase "I'm inexperienced", and pretended to be dumb with a smile.He secretly glanced at Xie Lanzhi, Xie Lanzhi's expression was indifferent, and he couldn't see any reaction.

The progress bar of the video continued, and Qin Shu heard himself yelling: "That car stopped suddenly. I listened to my senior and gave way, but he still ran into it."

Qin Shu: "..." No way, was he so wronged at that time?She's just an elementary school chick who was bullied and asked for comfort and hugs!

Xie Lanzhi: "Well, I know Xiaoqingshu is very obedient. Can you continue to be obedient?"

Xie Lanzhi: "..."

Lu Rulu's smile gradually disappeared, and there were big question marks in his small eyes, "Do you usually talk like this?"

Xie Lanzhi pressed the pause button with a snap, "After editing the video, I will post it."

Lu Rulu and Xie Lanzhi had known each other for three years, and this was the first time they heard him speak in such a tiresome tone, and they didn't react for a while. "Oh... where will it end?"

Qin Shu hurriedly said: "It will be fine after it hits."

"Don't you need to talk?" Lu Ruru said bitterly, "It's just to let all the girls in the school know what it's like to be coaxed by school girls."

Qin Shu's cheeks were warm, and he argued, "This is not coaxing, but comforting."

Lu Rulu spread his hands, "What's the difference?"

"There's a big difference." The word "coax" is mostly used between relatives and lovers, and he and Xie Lanzhi don't have this kind of relationship. When Xie Lanzhi coaxes him, he always feels that something is wrong.

"I found that you talk a lot today," Xie Lanzhi said, "Can you shut up and cut the video quietly first, I can't do it myself."

Lu Rulu sighed, "I'm just a tool man."

This episode made Qin Shu uncomfortable, and he was careful not to meet Xie Lanzhi's eyes.

After editing the video, Lu Rulu re-opened a post and posted the video, with the text: The real hammer you want is here.

The previous post has reached nearly a thousand stories. There are not a few people who sympathize with Camry owners, and some people forcefully blame Qin Shu, saying that ordinary cars usually hide away when they see luxury cars. Maybe it is Qin Shu. Shu didn't start the car for a long time, the owner of the Camry waited for a long time before stopping, but Qin Shu suddenly accelerated.What he said was clear and logical, as if he was on the scene.What makes Qin Shu want to explode even more is that there are still people who agree with this view.Just, outrageously terrible.

As soon as the real hammer was posted, the contents of the posts were surprisingly consistent. They were all people who posted @从块 without hammer and blamed the pot, asking them to apologize.Some responsible people came out to apologize, and more remained silent.Qin Shu is quite satisfied with the result, at least no one will follow suit and blackmail him.

"By the way, how about the compensation?" Lu Rulu asked.

Xie Lanzhi said: "The fixed loss amount given by the insurance company is only more than 8 yuan."

"Tsk, it's cheap for him."

Xie Lanzhi said: "The insurance company set a loss of [-] yuan, but it doesn't mean that he only needs to pay [-] yuan. I consulted a lawyer, and the specific maintenance cost has not yet been determined, and [-] yuan may not be enough. And your other transportation expenses during the vehicle maintenance period, He should also pay compensation."

Qin Shu and Lu Rulu looked at each other blindly, "For example?"

"For example, because you don't have this car, you spend 5 yuan a day to take a taxi for a total of [-] days, so the [-] yuan should also be borne by him. In addition to other expenses, in addition to the [-] yuan from the insurance company, He may have to pay a lot of money himself. It’s worth buying a lesson for one year’s salary.”

"But I don't need to take a taxi for [-] yuan a day."

Lu Rulu said: "Are you a fool to criticize the little love letter? You just say that you need someone to know."

Qin Shu hesitated and said, "This is not very good."

"Speaking of which," Xie Lanzhi took out a car key with four rings from his pocket, "During the car maintenance period, I will lend you my car to drive."

Before Qin Shu could speak, Lu Rulu yelled, jumped up and pointed at Xie Lanzhi and said, "Damn it, I asked you to borrow a car before and you refused to give it up. What do you mean by offering the car now?"

Xie Lanzhi didn't bother to touch him, so he moved Lu Rulu's finger away with the car key, "You borrowed the car to chase after your junior."

"Why not!"

"Cheating is not good, you should let the juniors see the real you." Xie Lanzhi said, "Qin Shu, continue."

Qin Shu took the key thrown by Xie Lanzhi and said: "Senior, I usually hang around in school and don't need to use the car. Besides, if I bump into your car again, even if you don't mind, your dad will Does Mom not mind?"

Xie Lanzhi was a little surprised, "Why do you care about things that are less than 100 million?"

Qin Shu: "...Oh."

Lu Rulu was silent for a few seconds, then applauded: "You are handsome, everything you say is right."

All that needs to be said has been said, Xie Lanzhi has to go home before the door is closed. "I am leaving."

Lu Rulu: "Walk slowly, you invisible man who flaunts his wealth."

Qin Shu: "Greetings, senior."

Xie Lanzhi looked at Qin Shu, "Aren't you leaving?"

Facing Xie Lanzhi's gaze, Qin Shu's scalp felt numb for a while, and he said with a dry smile, "Let's go."

Xie Lanzhi opened the door, "Let's go."

The door of 418 closed behind them, and the two stood in the corridor, facing Qin Shu's 419.Before he could come up with a perfect explanation, and being alone with Xie Lanzhi for as long as a second, Qin Shu's embarrassment would add an extra square meter to the three bedrooms and one living room. He couldn't wait to turn the key to open the door, "Then senior, we will see you tomorrow... another day."

"and many more."

Qin Shu held the doorknob, not daring to turn his head, "Is there anything else?"

"I forgot to buy duck neck and duck collarbone for you today," Xie Lanzhi said, "I'll make them up for you tomorrow."

Qin Shu was slightly taken aback.

"Good night."

"……Good night."

Qin Shu returned to the dormitory and leaned his back against the door, feeling his chest was congested and he was not happy at all.

Seeing him motionless in a daze, Chu Cheng asked, "Your expression... Brother Lu confessed to you?"

Qin Shu gritted his teeth, opened the door and rushed out, running all the way, saw Xie Lanzhi on the second floor on the stairs on the third floor. "Senior, wait!"

Xie Lanzhi stopped and looked up.

Qin Shu stopped in front of Xie Lanzhi, the two were separated by a staircase, and they happened to be at eye level.

"What's wrong?" Xie Lanzhi asked.

Qin Shuwei gasped and said: "I said I can't drive... I'm sorry, I have a problem, although I can't say this problem, but..."

He was incoherent and looked like a fool.

Xie Lanzhi interrupted him, "I know."

"what?"

"I know why you did it."

Qin Shu had a hellish expression on his face.

Xie Lanzhi considered it carefully and said, "You can continue."

He doesn't like being tricked by others, but the elementary school boy in front of him is an exception.

The author has something to say: Senior: Come on, continue your routine.

Little love letter: ? ? ?

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