I can't get the male lead, I decided to salt the fish

Qin Shu never lacked in food and clothing since he was a child. When he went to university, he only lived at a normal consumption level relying on his parents' inheritance and his own manuscript fee scholarship. Playing games and buying a time-limited skin had to be entangled for a long time.But now his living expenses have directly increased by 25 times, from [-] to [-].

Fifty thousand, fifty thousand!Do you know what it means to earn 1666 yuan a month for nothing?Qin Shu turned on the calculator and calculated crazily.This means that he can spend 500 per day, and he can eat more than 50 per meal when he spends it all on food. This is not counting his deposit of more than [-] yuan!

Qin Shu covered his little heart, he felt that he had changed.From this moment on, he is no longer the young man who had to think twice about buying game skins in the past. He wants to buy a full set of skins and collect heroes without hesitation; Durian, cherries, and strawberries take turns!

A contemptuous voice sounded in Qin Shu's mind: Look at how promising you are, the first thing you think about after [-] living expenses is to buy skins, eat crayfish and fruits?

Ah that's right, that's all I can do.Whoever told me to eat crayfish has never been addictive.

Qin Shu opened the game while spurning himself, and was surprised to find that the number on it was already full of heroes and skins.Qin Shu clicked on Weibo, Bilibili, and various video apps, and was not surprised to find that he was the supreme VIP on each of them. He couldn't help but burst into tears: the past is over, and the days of using classmates' accounts to follow dramas are over. up.

Qin Shu wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes with a smile, opened the takeout software, found a barbecue restaurant, and he was as fierce as a tiger in the operation, but hesitated when it was his turn to pay.

Although he is "Qin Shu" now, he still has the feeling that he is secretly spending other people's money, which is strange.

Qin Shu struggled again and again, but turned off the food delivery software, and recharged 200 yuan to his campus card instead.Let's wait for a month. If he is still in this body after a month, he will spend the money happily.

Just as Qin Shu finished the operation, a WeChat notification popped up, which was sent by a person with the note "24-year-old virgin".

[24-year-old virgin: Did your parents receive your living expenses? Is it enough? 】

Qin Shu stared at this sentence, trying to figure out the identity of the "old virgin" from between the lines.

[24-year-old virgin: 5,0000 will be transferred to you]

Qin Shu gasped.This 5 yuan has made the already wealthy family even fucking richer.

【tyrant. :elder brother? 】

...What a silly WeChat name.

[24-year-old virgin:? ? ? 】

【tyrant. : It's okay, good night brother. 】

[24-year-old virgin: Maomao shocked.jpg]

Qin Shu changed the note of "24-year-old virgin" to "brother", changed his WeChat name to "Uncle Qin", and finally turned to Chucheng's WeChat, and changed the note "Dog Bi" to "Zaizai~ ".

Qin Shu searched Zai Zai's circle of friends, saved a lot of photos, and finally fell asleep full of his father's love.

When he woke up the next day, Qin Shu stared blankly at the strange room, and it took him a while to remember that he was wearing a book.He rubbed his eyes, and sat on the bed to cheer himself up—today is also a day to make "Chengning" CP come true!

After Qin Shu washed up, he started packing his belongings without eating breakfast, thinking of moving back to the dormitory as soon as possible to spend time with him day and night.At this time, a WeChat call came, and the other party's note was [Squad Leader].

Qin Shu picked up the phone: "Hello?"

A crisp female voice sounded: "Qin Shu, why didn't you come to the experimental class of analog electronics?"

Qin Shu: "...what electricity?"

"Come here quickly, the teacher will call roll later."

After hanging up the phone, Qin Shu opened the campus communication app, found his class schedule, and saw that he had an experimental class in the morning.

Even if he came with the purpose of smashing CP, the student's job must not be forgotten.Qin Shu quickly found a few books with "electricity" from a pile of messy books, stuffed them into his schoolbag, and went out like the wind.

The university he originally studied in also exists in reality, and it is a top-notch prestigious school that Qin Shu never dared to think about.When he was looking for the way, he was still worried about whether his ordinary 985 level could survive here.

When he arrived at the laboratory, the class had already been in session for 10 minutes.The teacher was quite dissatisfied with his lateness, and asked him to find a seat to sit down quickly.

Only the last row of seats was empty. Qin Shu walked over to sit down, looked around, but did not see Chu Cheng.

Alas, how can Zai Zai skip class? It's so annoying.

Qin Shu shook his head bitterly, looked at the experimental equipment in front of him, then looked up at the PPT played by the teacher, and suddenly found Huadian.

What the hell is he, a liberal arts student in the Chinese department, what does he use to get around in the School of Computer Science? !

The experimental teacher chattered endlessly on the podium, and Qin Shu could understand every word, but together it was like a heavenly book.Finally, the teacher said: "Do you understand the experimental principles of single-supply operational amplifiers?"

The other students said untidyly: "Understood."

The teacher nodded with relief, "Let's start then. I'll check and accept the experiment results 10 minutes before get out of class ends."

Qin Shuerkang hand: No - I don't understand, I don't understand anything!Teacher, would you mind starting with high school physics?

The students around started experimenting one after another, and Qin Shu felt like a bare-bottomed baboon in the crowd—no, no, he has been a top student since he was a child, and he couldn't bear this kind of humiliation!He secretly observed the operations of the students around him, and tentatively turned on the switch of the instrument.

Great, he's done the first step.What to do next, should I turn on the other instrument as well?

The teacher walked up and down in the laboratory, stopping from time to time to give instructions to the students.Seeing that he was about to come to his side, Qin Shu was sweating anxiously, and began to consider the possibility of pretending to be sick and having a stomachache.

Fortunately, Chu Cheng, who was also late, grabbed the teacher's attention. "Do you know how long you were late?" the teacher asked seriously.

Chu Cheng's attitude was quite correct, and he honestly apologized to the teacher.The teacher said: "This time you are half absent from school - go to the experiment."

At a glance, only the place next to Qin Shu was vacant. Chu Cheng reluctantly walked over and threw the book on the table. The book slipped a certain distance and bumped into Qin Shu's bewildered little hands.

Seeing his own cub gave the battered Qin Shu a glimmer of hope, "Cub—Chu Cheng, will you do this experiment?"

Chu Cheng glanced at the PPT on the podium, his face was stinky: "If you can't do it according to the circuit, you have to."

Qin Shu was so moved that he wanted to cry, "Teach me!" Qin Shu thought about it, at his level, he probably wouldn't be able to learn it even if he was taught. "Or just do it for me."

Chu Cheng moved his nose, smelling a conspiracy.Could it be that this guy wanted to kill him by creating an accidental illusion through the circuit?No, the voltage you can touch for experiments is only a few volts... In short, it must be nothing good.

Chu Cheng said two words coldly: "No help."

Qin Shu did not give up, "Then, can I watch you do it?"

Chu Cheng looked at Qin Shu's starry eyes, and decisively pulled the chair aside, turned sideways to block Qin Shu's sight, and started the experiment on his own, without letting Qin Shu see it.

Qin Shu: "..." Unfilial son!Dad wrote so many fanfictions and drove so many times for you and Ningning for nothing!

Before get out of class ends, the teacher checks and accepts the experimental data one by one.Qin Shu really had no choice but to fill in a few numbers at random.The teacher nodded calmly when he was checking Chucheng's data, and when he arrived at Qin Shu's place, his expression immediately became subtle.

"Is this really your data?"

"...Well." Qin Shu had tasted the taste of being a scumbag for the first time in his life, and just wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in.

The teacher didn't say anything, and wrote it on the class roster, which looked like a "0".Chu Cheng on the side smiled gloatingly.

After the get out of class bell rang, the students dispersed one after another.Qin Shu slumped in his seat, hitting his head with the rolled book.

"I said, what's the matter with you recently? Have you been pierced by a soul?"

Qin Shu suddenly raised his head, "How do you know?"

Chu Cheng let out a "fuck" and decided to stay away from this psychopath.

Seeing that he was going to leave, Qin Shu quickly packed up his things and followed.He is very depressed now and wants to die, only Chengning CP's candy can save him.

"Where are you going?" Qin Shu asked after Chu Cheng.

Chu Cheng said impatiently, "The cafeteria."

"Go to the cafeteria to eat?"

"Otherwise, go eat shit? I'm not you."

Qin Shudao: "I want to ask Ningning to have dinner with me."

The moment Chu Cheng stopped, Qin Shu's bad mood was swept away.No matter what he said, Chu Cheng seemed too lazy to talk to him, but when Xu Ning was mentioned, the silly boy reacted.

He got it, he got the candy from Chengning CP!

Chu Cheng turned around, "No."

"Why?"

"Why?" Chu Cheng said irritably, "If you don't allow it, you don't allow it."

Qin Shu was persuasive: "Why don't you allow me to ask Ningning to have dinner together - you don't like it?"

Chu Cheng was pondering, a trace of confusion appeared in his eyes, as if he didn't know why.

Qin Shu continued his efforts: "I came back from the library with Ning Ning yesterday, and you were very angry when you saw it. Have you ever thought about why you have these reactions?"

Chu Cheng frowned, "Don't call him 'Ningning', isn't it disgusting?"

"What if I want to call?"

"Then get the hell out of here! Homosexuality is the most disgusting thing, vomit—" Chu Cheng left angrily after finishing speaking.

Qin Shu looked at his back, opened his mouth slightly, and couldn't help thinking that it would be too late for him to switch to other stocks.

He went to the cafeteria to have a ten-yuan lunch. While eating, he recalled the sour and refreshing scene in the book after Chu Cheng became enlightened, and immediately gave up the idea of ​​buying other stocks.In the process of chasing books, he has always been the soul of "Chengning" CP.Even though the CP supporters of "Lanning" are ten times that of "Chengning", he is never false and not afraid. "Lanning" fans write a fan, and he writes two; "Lanning" fans drive bicycles, and he drives a Rolls-Royce Phantom; My own manuscript fee is used to make appointments with "Chengning". "Lanning" fans hated him so much that they gritted their teeth, but there was nothing they could do about it. Qin Shu liked him so much that they couldn't understand him and couldn't beat him.

Having written so many fanfictions, the CP of Chu Cheng and Xu Ning has been deeply engraved in his bones.At the craziest time, his dreams were always images of two people having sex.Asking him to switch to other stocks and imagine Xu Ning being with other people is like digging out his flesh and blood -- the concubine can't do it!

After recognizing this fact, Qin Shu became more determined in his mission.Before Xu Ning and other stocks take over the plot, even with a hammer, Chu Cheng must be completely enlightened, see his own heart clearly, and act first.

After listening to the Tianshu for two more classes in the afternoon, Qin Shu, dizzy and dizzy, returned to the apartment, packed his things, and dragged his suitcase back to dormitory 419.

Chu Cheng hasn't come back yet.He sweeps and wipes the dormitory first, then makes the bed, and puts away the daily necessities one by one.The weather was still hot in September. After doing this, he sweated all over, took off his clothes, took a bath towel and a change of clothes, and went into the bathroom.

Unexpectedly, just as he was washing comfortably, the shower suddenly came out of water.He had just started to wash his hair, and the foam hadn't been washed away, so he slapped the shower head angrily, but didn't get a drop of water.He put on a bath towel and came out in despair, and sent a WeChat message to Chucheng.

[Uncle Qin: The shower in the bathroom is no longer working! (I can't cry.jpg)]

[Zai Zai~: Did you really move back? 】

【Uncle Qin: Yes.Before I finished washing my hair, the water suddenly stopped flowing.Have you registered the maintenance with the dormitory auntie? 】

[Zai Zai~: No. 】

【Uncle Qin: Then what should I do? ! 】

[Zai Zai~: None of my business. 】

[Uncle Qin: Hello?Do you see if what you are speaking is human? 】

Chu Cheng's reaction made Qin Shu very angry. He added the word "bad" before the note of "Zai Zai~", put on his clothes with difficulty, walked out of the dormitory with foam on his head, and knocked on the door of the opposite dormitory.

Foam fell from Qin Shu's hair. In order to prevent the foam from getting into his eyes, Qin Shu squeezed one eye and waited for the door to open.

When the door opened, Qin Shu breathed a sigh of relief, "Student, I can borrow yours..." His closed eyes suddenly opened, Qin Shu looked up at the boy who opened the door, and finished speaking in a daze, "Bathroom..."

The boy in front of him is so unreal, his facial features are exquisite but not feminine, his temperament is cold and a bit lazy, he is wearing a slightly loose black T-shirt, which is incompatible with the ordinary environment of the surrounding boys' dormitory, just a glance Let Qin Shu get a little over the top.

If he could eat two bowls of rice looking at Chu Cheng's face and four bowls with Xu Ning's face, then he could eat five bowls with this face!

The boy looked at Qin Shu's hair and said, "Close your eyes."

"Ugh?"

"The foam is going into the eyes."

The author has something to say: how many bowls of rice can be eaten by looking at the face, the beauty judging standard of the little love letter (dog head)

Zaizai has two bowls, Ningning has four bowls, and husband has five bowls~

感谢在2020-05-0720:57:16~2020-05-0820:47:59期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the rocket launcher: I have 1 knife;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Don't rush me to no results 4; comb name comb. 1;

Thanks to the little angels who threw the landmines: Chu Linqiu, Wang Jibai, Sanrihe, don’t urge me to get 1 result;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：树盏30瓶；涟滨西街20瓶；栉名梳子。、2312.10瓶；叶七芊5瓶；夏芒4瓶；真颜鸽鸽1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!