I can't get the male lead, I decided to salt the fish

Qin Shu was immediately flattered.He knew that Xie Lanzhi seldom skipped class unless he had to.A school bully actually skips classes for himself, the key is that this school bully is still a school-level male god, he can remember it for a lifetime, and when he gets old, there will be one more thing to brag about in the nursing home-who was not a child when he was young? Fresh meat, the school grass skipped class for me!

Qin Shu imagined the envious eyes of all the old ladies, and smiled, "How do you know I'm in the library?"

"I met Chu Cheng in the cafeteria, he told me."

Qin Shu asked strangely: "Canteen? But he and I had dinner in the cafeteria at night, and he left early after eating."

Xie Lanzhi gave a clue: "He wore a set of clothes that claimed to be hip-hop Hong Kong style."

"Huh?" He clearly remembered that Chu Cheng was dressed in white today, and he looked a bit like the uncle in the cafeteria. Is this "hip-hop Hong Kong style"?

Qin Shu thought for a while, calmly analyzed, and came up with the answer: "Ahahahaha, I know! Brother, let me tell you, I met Wang Squid when I was having dinner with Chucheng——Chucheng's rival in love, Chucheng's Hanhan felt that his clothes were too ugly and his hairstyle was not beautiful, so he ran away without daring to fight head-on. He probably couldn't swallow this tone, so he went back to the dormitory and changed into a cool one, wanting to scare his rivals with beauty. "

Xie Lanzhi didn't quite understand the brain circuits of the idiots, "That's fine."

"Hahahaha silly fufu," Qin Shu laughed, "but it's also cute."

Xie Lanzhi raised his eyebrows, not agreeing: "Treat your rival in this way, compare clothes and clothes with your rival, do you think it's cute?"

Qin Shu's smile froze, he just said casually, why is Xie Lanzhi so serious.

Seeing that the elementary school boy was a little confused, Xie Lanzhi said, "Forget it, let's study."

"Uh," Qin Shu looked back at his position, "There are so many people in the library, I searched for a long time before I found a place."

Xie Lanzhi: "Another place?"

"Where to change?"

Xie Lanzhi said casually, "My family."

Xie Lan's House is very close to the school, the house is big and quiet, and there are cats to pet, it is really suitable for studying - a ghost.

"But I can't learn in a place with a bed," Qin Shu said, "otherwise, wouldn't it be good for me to learn in the dormitory? I will want to go to bed when I learn."

Xie Lanzhi laughed, "You want to sleep on my bed too."

Qin Shu choked up, and quickly proved his innocence: "I'm not, I'm not, brother, don't talk nonsense."

"What's the rush, I didn't say I won't serve you."

This is not the first time that Xie Lanzhi made a joke with him.Before, he could use Huang to control Huang, but now he doesn't know what to say, he can only call out as if begging for mercy: "Brother..."

Fortunately, the two boys sitting opposite and next to Qin Shu left at this time, and two seats were vacated at once, which just solved Qin Shu's problem.Xie Lanzhi asked Qin Shu to go back to take up a seat first, and he went to borrow two reference books.

Just as Qin Shu sat down, a boy found these two vacant seats and came over and asked, "Hey buddy, is there anyone in these two seats?"

"There is one."

"which one?"

"This..." Does Xie Lanzhi want to sit opposite him, or next to him?In other words, does he want Xie Lanzhi to sit opposite, or next to him?

If he sat across from him, he would be able to appreciate Xie Lanzhi's flourishing beauty as soon as he looked up, but Xie Lanzhi was going to sit with the girl who was sitting diagonally opposite him now.

Qin Shu glanced at the girl, who was wearing a pink and white JK uniform and double ponytails, he felt kawaii at every turn, let alone those straight guys.Wouldn't it be nice for Xie Lanzhi to sit with her?

why not?That's because... because Xie Lanzhi already has a favorite Neptune!That's right, that's it!

But it's weird to sit across from each other. Miss JK can see Xie Lanzhi as soon as she looks up. Isn't this disturbing his study?must.

In just two seconds, Qin Shu's mind turned nine twists and eighteen turns. He made sure to pay attention and said, "There is no one across from me, you sit down."

After the boy sat down, Qin Shu silently moved the tablet and books to the empty space next to him, and the man followed suit. Miss JK looked up at him and smiled at him.

Xie Lanzhi came back with the book and saw that Qin Shu had changed positions, so he patted him on the head with the book, "Why did you change positions?"

Qin Shu looked up at him, "I'm afraid I'll have to go to the bathroom later, this is closer to the bathroom."

The two locations are next to each other, and the distance to the bathroom is at most one step away. This reason is really far-fetched.Xie Lanzhi glanced at the girl opposite Qin Shu, and couldn't tell his intention for a while, whether he wanted to sit across from the girl, or didn't want him to sit across from the girl.

"Brother," Qin Shu pulled out the chair, "sit."

Xie Lanzhi sat down beside Qin Shu, pondered for a moment, then suddenly lowered his head and smiled.

Qin Shu asked: "What's the matter?"

"It's okay." He just remembered when Lu Rulu fell in love.Lu Rulu can think over and over again for a long time about a word the girl said on WeChat; a casual move by the other party can make him think about it, and even think about where the two of them will spend their honeymoon in the future.He thought it was okay at the time, but it wasn't necessary. Now it seems that he is no different from that sand sculpture of Lu Rulu. "Look for yourself first, and ask me if you don't understand."

Qin Shu cheered up, "Okay!"

Since Xie Lanzhi sat down, the attention of Miss JK, who was opposite Qin Shu, never returned to the book.She has been typing on her mobile phone crazily, and Qin Shu can probably guess what she is doing.When you meet a school girl in the library, you must share it with your little sisters as soon as possible.Qin Shu can even imagine the conversation between her and the little sister, which is almost like this:

【! ! ! 】

[Xie Lanzhi ah ah ah ah! !He is sitting diagonally across from me now! (Sa Beining Oxygen Inhalation.jpg)]

[Fuck? !Come on sister, ask him to WeChat! 】

[Xie Lanzhi is so cold, he definitely doesn't like girls who take the initiative!I also want to be cold, and wait for him to take the initiative to ask for me. 】

【(Black question mark.jpg)】

……

Facts have proved that the direction of Qin Shu's brain supplement is completely wrong.Not long after, Miss JK handed over a note.It was a note torn from a notebook, with various pink and tender patterns, very girly.Qin Shu didn't want to look too deliberate, on the surface he was still watching the PPT, observing Xie Lanzhi's reaction from the corner of his eye.

Xie Lanzhi took the note and glanced at it, shook his head at the girl, and returned the note.The girl looked a little embarrassed, and it didn't take long for her to pack her things and leave.

Qin Shu couldn't help but be mean: "Brother, you scared the school girl away."

Xie Lanzhi asked, "How do you see it?"

"...It's okay." Thanks to my brother, I didn't read it at all.

"Is there anything you want to ask me?"

"Should there be?" Qin Shu turned the PPT forward a few pages, "Brother, I don't quite understand this 'train algorithm'."

"You need to understand the motivation of the 'train algorithm' first. Look at the example on the PPT - two interconnected objects in areas i and j have pointers from outside their areas..." Xie Lanzhi said again , Ask: "Understand?"

"Understood." In fact, I didn't understand at all.

Seeing Qin Shu's expression, Xie Lanzhi knew that he was being stubborn.He thought for a while, and changed to a more popular way of explaining.At the end, Qin Shu suddenly realized, "Soga, I understand! Thank you brother, it is not easy for me to understand you, and ordinary people can't do it."

Xie Lanzhi said lightly, "Chucheng can't do it either?"

"That's not nonsense, he is only six points higher than me in this exam."

"So it's useless to ask him to study together."

Qin Shu was puzzled: "I haven't asked him to study with him before."

"Well," Xie Lanzhi bent his lips silently, "Don't look for it in the future."

Qin Shu scratched his head, "Okay."

In order not to disturb others, the voices of the two were kept very low, and they had to get very close if they wanted to hear each other clearly. After explaining the concept of "train algorithm", Qin Shu realized that the distance between him and Xie Lanzhi was ridiculously close. He was in a daze, remembering that Xie Lanzhi hadn't told him the brand of laundry detergent he used.Just as he was about to ask, Xie Lanzhi spoke first: "You smell so sweet, what did you eat?"

Qin Shu thought about it and said, "I ate a lollipop after dinner."

Xie Lanzhi asked, "What does it taste like?"

Xie Lanzhi's face was so close at hand, Qin Shu couldn't bear the invasion of this beauty, and stepped back a little, "Blue, blueberry flavor."

However, Qin Shu didn't expect that he couldn't hold back even if he retreated, Xie Lanzhi even got closer, "Let me have a taste?"

Qin Shu swallowed unconsciously, "But I've already finished eating... Shall I buy another one for you?"

"Okay," Xie Lanzhi sat back and said lazily, "Thank you, junior."

When Qin Shu went to the supermarket to buy lollipops for Xie Lanzhi, he always felt something was wrong.Did he miss something? What's with this familiar feeling of deja vu?

The two stayed in the library until ten o'clock. Qin Shu was a little hungry, but eating out at this time might miss the eleven o'clock gate control. He planned to go to the night market at the back door to pack some things and go back.

"Brother, I want to go buy something to eat."

Xie Lanzhi said, "Let's go."

Qin Shu asked Chu Cheng and Lu Rulu if there was anything they wanted to eat among the four people. Chu Cheng wanted fried noodles, and Lu Rulu ordered crayfish and beer.Qin Shu bought what they wanted to eat first, and then bought himself a roasted cold noodle and spicy potatoes.

Xie Lanzhi: "Is that enough?"

"I still want to drink milk tea."

"Drinking milk tea at night may prevent you from falling asleep."

Qin Shuman said indifferently: "There will be no class in the first period tomorrow morning, and I can sleep until 10 o'clock."

"purchase."

Qin Shu ordered a cup of Zhizhi Berry, and sat on the high stool to wait for the order.His legs couldn't reach the ground, so he just swayed there, "Brother, the milk cap on the Zhizhi berry is very delicious, I can't get enough of it every time."

Xie Lanzhi said, "Then why don't you buy the milk cap separately."

Qin Shu shook his head, "It's soulless to eat milk cap alone, and it must be paired with milk tea or fruit juice. Just like the Maltese you gave me, you can't eat chocolate and malt paste alone, you must eat both."

"Strange knowledge points have increased again—wait."

Xie Lanzhi went to the counter to order, and ordered another cup of Zhizhi Berry with a double milk cover.Qin Shu thought he bought it for himself, and hurriedly said, "Brother, I can't finish that much, I still have cold noodles and potatoes!"

"You think too much," Xie Lanzhi said, "I bought it for myself."

Qin Shu: "...Oh."

Qin Shu bought a lot, Xie Lanzhi took some for him, and sent him back to the dormitory by the way.The last time he was sent off by Xie Lanzhi, he still felt weird, thinking that boys don't need others to send him off, but now, he readily accepts this setting.

When he got downstairs, Qin Shu said goodbye to Xie Lanzhi: "Then I'll go up."

"Wait," Xie Lanzhi opened his cup of Zhi Zhi Berry with a milk cap, "drink the milk cap before leaving."

Qin Shu was puzzled and said, "But didn't you say you didn't buy it for me?"

"The cap is yours, and the rest is mine." Xie Lanzhi inserted the straw and handed it to Qin Shu's mouth, "The 'soul' you want is here."

"This is so embarrassing." Qin Shu said no, but his body was very honest.He was holding things in both hands, and he really couldn't free his hands, so he just took Xie Lanzhi's hand and lowered his head to suck a big mouthful of milk cap.

The sweetness of the milk cap mixed with fruit juice slips into the mouth, sweet but not greasy, and you can also eat strawberry fruit pieces.

Ah, he died.

Qin Shu didn't finish the milk cap, and left some for Xie Lanzhi. "Enough is enough, if I drink it again, I will become a fat man."

Xie Lanzhi chuckled, "Go back, if you can't sleep, come find me."

"Okay! Then... good night?"

"Good night."

Qin Shu walked into the dormitory, met the subtle eyes of the dormitory aunt who had witnessed everything, and said without beginning and end: "That's my brother."

The dormitory auntie said coolly: "You are stupid to be an auntie, will the school grass auntie who lives in 418 remember?"

Qin Shu showed an embarrassed yet polite smile, "Thank you, Auntie."

The dormitory auntie shook her head and said incomprehension: "These days, boys are all given away by boys, what do you want other girls to do..."

Qin Shu pretended not to hear, and left quickly with his supper.

The author has something to say: The next episode preview:

Little Love Letter saw the toothpaste while washing and realized something: No way no way no way!Brother, do you mean that! (Rush into the dormitory to get the oxygen cylinder)

Zai Zai sneered: You still have the nerve to complain about me?Aren't you also naive in front of Brother Lan!

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Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: I want one as well;

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