I can't get the male lead, I decided to salt the fish

All the unusual feelings he had towards Xie Lanzhi before made sense.

When he was scalded, he pretended to be a king in front of others, and cried in front of Xie Lanzhi; Xie Lanzhi was angry, and he would rather not drink "Chengning" candy, but to coax him; knowing that Xie Lanzhi had a favorite sea king, that kind of day The more the dog thinks about the dog, the more he wants to see his best side; he wants to sit in his arms and be taught by him to be a wild king; he can wear underwear freely in front of the cubs Walking around, but because Xie Lanzhi saw his body twisted into a maggot on the bed.

There are also countless blushes and heartbeats, and the deer bumping wildly, all of which were brought to him by Xie Lanzhi.

He may have fallen in love with Xie Lanzhi very early on. He always felt that as a face controler, he only liked Xie Lanzhi's face.Now he still likes Xie Lanzhi's face, not just his face.

He likes everything about Xie Lanzhi.

This is probably the legend that begins with appearance, falls into talent, and is loyal to personality.

But why did he have to recognize his own mind in front of Xie Lanzhi at this time!It's like a naked/running one-on-one fight against a big dragon, without any precautions, Xie Lanzhi even asked a proposition!

Qin Shu was as restless in his heart as he was dull on the surface.Xie Lanzhi didn't urge him, and didn't say anything else, he looked at him quietly, waiting for his answer.

What to do, do you want to do something bold?

No, not yet.He needs time to digest the fact that he likes Xie Lanzhi, and Xie Lanzhi is a straight man, and he also has a favorite Neptune. At this time, "boldness" is not a good strategy.

Qin Shu restrained his mind and gave Xie Lanzhi a plausible answer: "Guess. Anyway, he is a good-looking person."

Xie Lanzhi laughed slowly, "I guess..."

The doorbell rang untimely, and Mama Xie's magnified face appeared on the monitor screen.Xie Lanzhi seemed a little helpless, "My mother is here."

Qin Shu said nervously: "Fuck, what should I do?"

"What should I do? You saw her at noon."

"That's different." At noon, Xie's mother was just the senior's mother, but now she has become the mother of someone he likes. He will be a ghost if he can calm down.

Xie Lanzhi saw a person standing behind Xie's mother and said, "My dad is here too."

Qin Shu: "..." Help, help!

Xie Lanzhi opened the door, "Dad, Mom, why are you here?"

Xie's mother changed her shoes and said, "I just passed by and came here, and I brought you the flowers by the way. The bride's bouquet should be kept at home to have the effect of leaving the singles." She saw the cowardly couple in the living room Qin Shu smiled and said, "The love letter is also there."

Qin Shu showed a stiff smile, "Hello, uncle and aunt."

Xie's father is tall and tall, with an indifferent and ascetic appearance, and cold eyes, giving people a full sense of oppression. Standing beside him, Xie's mother looks extremely petite.Xie Lanzhi is 20 years old, his parents should be over 40 years old, but this couple is too young, Xie's father looks to be in his 30s, Xie's mother said that she is Xie Lanzhi's sister, no one will doubt it.

Qin Shu didn't expect that he could still see the living Ba Zong and Ba Zong's little wife, and they were the only ones who could give birth to a son like Xie Lanzhi.

Father Xie nodded lightly and responded to Qin Shu's greeting.

It's not easy for Qin Shu to disturb other people's family of three. "Aunt and uncle, I'm going back to school first. If it's too late, the dormitory will be closed."

"Why do we have to leave as soon as we come," Xie's mother joked, "Did Lanzhi's father be too scary and scare you?"

Xie Dad: "..."

Qin Shu felt that he was carrying a big pot, "I didn't!" He looked at Xie Lanzhi for help, "Brother..."

"Mom," Xie Lanzhi said, "don't scare him."

Xie's mother raised her hand in surrender, "Okay, it's my mother's fault. Eat some fruit before leaving. I brought a very sweet honeydew melon."

Xie Lanzhi asked Qin Shu: "Do you want to eat?"

After asking this question, can he say no? "……eat."

Xie's mother went to the kitchen to cut fruit, and Qin Shu wanted to help her, but she kicked her out, "It's fine for the guests to sit in the living room and wait to eat. Lanzhi, come and help mother."

Only Qin Shu and Xie Daddy were left in the living room.Qin Shu sat upright, like a primary school student on the first day of school; Xie's father sat not far away, expressionless and taciturn.

Qin Shu has turned into a fool, and this situation can definitely be included in his top three "most embarrassing in life".Xie Dad saw that he was someone who would not take the initiative to speak, so did he want to speak? Keeping silent was not the answer.But what can he say!

Fuck (a kind of plant), Xie Lanzhi and Mother Xie haven't come back yet, he can't stand it anymore.

Qin Shu held back for a long time, and finally said: "Uncle, have you eaten yet?"

Thank you dad: "Eat."

Qin Shu: "Oh, just eat it."

Xie Dad: "You go to the same school as Lanzhi?"

Qin Shu smiled and said, "Yes, it's still a college, and I'm a year younger than him."

Xie Dad: "Yeah."

Qin Shu: "..." He began to wonder how Xie Lanzhi usually communicated with his father.

Two years later (?), Xie Lanzhi and Xie's mother finally came out with fruit, and Qin Shu was also two years old by embarrassment.With Mama Xie here, the atmosphere suddenly changed.In order to take care of the guests, most of the topics she talked about were understood by Qin Shu. Qin Shu could easily integrate into the conversation of the family of three. Mother Xie was already an angel in his heart.

After eating the fruit, Qin Shu could finally say goodbye.Xie Lanzhi said, "I'll see you off."

"Farewell, when the housekeeper sees her, she will diss me again—your parents are still here."

Xie Lanzhi didn't force it, "Send me a WeChat message in the dormitory."

"Uh-huh."

Before leaving, Qin Shu took a few more glances at the bouquet that Xie Mama sent.Miscalculation, he should have kept the flowers, he also wants to fall in love.

Qin Shu was physically and mentally exhausted.Too many things happened today. He was drunk for a long time. After waking up, he found that he had someone he liked. Then he met his parents unexpectedly, and when he returned to the dormitory, he had to accept Lu Rulu's soul torture.

"Little love letter, I treat you as a brother, but you!" Lu Rulu said tearfully, with deep disappointment in his eyes, "I give you the words 'do not keep men', no thanks."

Qin Shu: "???"

"Did you tell Brother Lan that I told you that he likes Neptune?"

Qin Shu took some time to understand Lu Rulu's words, "No."

"Huh? But he said..."

Lu Rulu directly showed Qin Shu the chat records between him and Xie Lanzhi, and Qin Shu was dumbfounded after reading it, "I really didn't say it... Wait, did I say it when I was drunk?"

"Look, you still say it's not you." Lu Rulu complained, "It's over, Brother Lan is angry, and I'm going to be thrown into limbo by him."

Qin Shu ignored him, carefully savoring Xie Lanzhi's words sentence by sentence.

Why did Xie Lanzhi ask Lu Rulu his reaction, and the last sentence "no change", Xie Lanzhi likes that Neptune so much? !

Luck Luck Luck Luck, a group of plants.

Qin Shu was so angry that he wanted to hit him, but Lu Rulu was still buzzing in his ears: "It's all because of you, how can you take responsibility!"

Qin Shu took a screenshot with Lu Rulu's phone and sent it to himself, intending to study it carefully. "How do you want me to be responsible?"

Lu Rulu reluctantly said, "Lend me your account to play a few games." Qin Shu's king account is full of heroes and skins, and he has been greedy for a long time.

Qin Shu directly unlocked the phone to him, "Take it and take it."

Lu Rulu changed his face in seconds, "Qin Shu, you will always be my brother!"

Qin Shu was thinking about Xie Lanzhi, but the surroundings suddenly became silent and he didn't notice it.

When Chu Cheng came back with a bunch of couriers, he saw Qin Shu and Lu Rulu sitting and standing one by one, both in a daze, and asked, "Have I traveled to another world?"

Lu Rulu came back to his senses first, with complicated eyes: "Qin Shu, do you like Brother Lan?"

Chucheng's courier fell to the ground with a bang, "Huh?"

Qin Shu was so shocked that he blurted out, "What—what?"

He only understood his intentions an hour ago, did Lu Rulu live in his mind, how did he know? !

Lu Rulu raised Qin Shu's phone, pointed to Xie Lanzhi's photo on it and asked, "Otherwise, why did you set Brother Lan's photo as your wallpaper?"

Thousands of words, gathered into a sentence "Fuck".

He was so used to looking at Xie Lanzhi's photos every day that he completely forgot about it!

Chu Cheng was very calm, "What's the matter, Brother Lan is good-looking, and many people use his photos as wallpapers."

Qin Shu nodded wildly: "Yes, that's right, that's it! What's wrong with me licking my face?!"

Lu Rulu: "Those are all girls."

Qin Shu: "Girls like handsome guys, but boys can't like handsome guys? You are sexist!"

"But Brother Lan knows you so well, don't you think it's strange that you use his photo as your wallpaper?" Lu Rulu said, "What a shame if he sees it."

"He won't see it..." Qin Shu suddenly lost his expression, "Right?"

He vaguely remembered that Xie Lanzhi also used his mobile phone to play games.At that time, did Xie Lanzhi see it?What would he think if he saw it?He keeps saying that he likes Xu Ning, but ends up using another boy's photo as his wallpaper, what the hell is he a Neptune.

Sea, Neptune?

ocean……?

Qin Shu silently opened the drawer, took out the few remaining oxygen inhalation bottles, took a sharp breath, fell down on the table, and banged his head on the table.

Lu Rulu had never seen such a scene before, and his facial features swelled with fright, "Qin Shu?! You, you, you——"

Chu Cheng said calmly: "Sit down and operate normally. He often does this, just take it easy."

Lu Rulu stared dumbfounded: "It's all fucking fine."

The mobile phone on the table vibrated, and Qin Shu choked again when he saw the caller ID.He ran to the balcony, and when he pressed the button, his face was already hot, "Brother."

"Are you in the bedroom?"

Xie Lanzhi's voice was as clear and cold as usual, but it ignited a fire in Qin Shu's heart. "arrive."

"Why didn't you tell me?"

"forget."

Xie Lanzhi remained silent, "Then I'll take you back next time."

"Okay... have your parents gone back?"

"gone back."

Qin Shu bit his lips, "Brother."

"Ok?"

Qin Shu looked at the lights in the opposite bedroom and asked, "Do you really like Neptune?"

Xie Lanzhi seemed to be smiling, "I like it."

Qin Shu felt that his heartbeat was about to stop, "Oh..."

"Anything else to ask?"

Qin Shu hesitated to speak, thought for a long time and didn't know what to ask, so he said, "No more."

"sleep early."

"Good night, brother."

"Good night, Aquaman."

Qin Shu suddenly opened his eyes wide.

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