I can't get the male lead, I decided to salt the fish

Qin Shu's little heart, which had been floating around for a day and a night, exploded crackling like fireworks.

On a winter night, in an empty classroom, under bright lights, Xie Lanzhi was confessing to him.

Xie Lanzhi likes him, Xie Lanzhi really likes him.

Super popular stock, handsome appearance, male god of our school, genius baby, former straight man, Xie Lanzhi who is destined to like Xu Ning, likes him.

"Lan Shu" is true!Damn it smells so good!

He didn't know how Xie Lanzhi fell in love with him, nor how long he had liked him.The huge surprise had already overwhelmed Qin Shu, not to mention asking about these details, he couldn't even say "Then I will add one" or "I am the same".

The only thing he can do is muster up all his courage and look directly into Xie Lanzhi's eyes.

Even when he was confessing, Xie Lanzhi still looked calm, perfect, and unhurried, as if he was just teaching him "train theory".

"It's not very windy here," Xie Lanzhi said, "Have you heard everything clearly?"

Qin Shu resisted not touching his hot earlobe, after all, that would be too stupid. "Listen, listen clearly."

"Well, that's good." Xie Lanzhi looked at him, and suddenly laughed a little self-deprecatingly, "I'm so nervous."

Qin Shu's heart trembled again.

Oh my god, this man is terrible!It's really not that our side is too weak, it's that the enemy is too strong, no one can handle it!

The class bell rang in a terrible way, and Qin Shu woke up like a dream, and said, "Brother, hurry up and go to class."

Xie Lanzhi raised his eyes to look at the cameras in the classroom, put down his desire to do something, and put his hand on Qin Shu's head lightly, "Go back. Don't forget to send me WeChat again."

Qin Shu vowed: "I will never forget this time."

When Xie Lanzhi came to the classroom, Lu Rulu had already arrived.When he saw Xie Lanzhi, he said, "I thought you wouldn't come again."

Xie Lanzhi thought, he almost didn't come.

Lu Rulu babbled at the side: "The teacher has to focus on the key points in this class, don't tell me that the whole "Analects of Confucius" has to be tested, then I will jump off the third floor immediately."

Xie Lanzhi said casually: "First, "The Analects of Confucius" only has a total of more than 1 words; second, it is not worth jumping off a building for elective courses; third, jumping from the third floor may not kill you, I suggest you go to the thirteenth floor."

Lu Rulu was also convinced: "Let me say it casually, you can find so many flaws."

Xie Lanzhi didn't bother to talk to him any more, and started to concentrate on the class. Ten minutes later, his phone on the table lit up.

[Love Letter: Brother, I'm downstairs in the dormitory. 】

[Shuimen Jian: Yes. 】

[Love letter: I'm on the fourth floor. 】

[Love letter: I'm in the dormitory, now I'm going to take a shower. 】

[Love Letter: The report is complete. 】

【Water Gate: ...】

[Love Letter: Oh, by the way, there is one more thing I forgot to mention. 】

【Love Letter: (Oni-chan, Ki.jpg)】

What Qin Shu sent was an emoji of his favorite anime girl.

Xie Lanzhi didn't read many Japanese comics, so he thought this sentence was familiar, but couldn't remember what it meant, so he searched it online.

Dead Ki: I like it very much, I like it very much, I like it the most.Combined with "Oni sauce", it means: I like my brother the most.

Xie Lanzhi smiled silently, and replied: [That's it? 】

[Next time there will be a native language version. 】

The other end of WeChat was quiet for a few seconds: [(shaking hands, slightly OK.jpg)]

Qin Shu didn't know what was the sign of two people officially falling in love.Both he and Xie Lanzhi said they liked each other, but the other party didn't say "don't like it, get out", so are they officially together?He still didn't have a sense of reality, and he also blamed their confession at the wrong time. It was the exam month, and the price for making time to date was that the probability of failing the exam was so small.It was not easy for two people to meet, and there were often sand sculptures nearby, so it was difficult to say something or do something.At this time, I have to thank the great invention of the mobile phone, which allowed him and Xie Lanzhi to increase their relationship through WeChat... What a ghost.

When Qin Shu was reviewing in the dormitory, he "had nothing to do" and looked through the chat records with Xie Lanzhi.One thing to say, this is the same as before, there is no shameful sweet talk.Are they too upright now, or have they crossed the line in their chats before?

"Fuck, I can't do it anymore," Chu Cheng angrily dropped the pen in his hand, "If you fail the exam, you can fail the exam, anyway, I won't be alone." As he spoke, he cast a friendly and sincere look at Qin Shu.

Qin Shu was terrified by him, "I can accompany you to class, eat with you, and go to the space station with you, but if you want me to accompany you to fail the course, don't talk about it."

Chu Cheng sneered, "It's not like you don't want to do this kind of thing." He scratched his hair irritably, "The main reason is that when I think of celebrating Xu Ning's birthday on the weekend, I can't stand it."

Qin Shu stared at the textbook, and said silently: If I can't even pass the exam, what qualifications do I have to fall in love with him.

He was very glad that he didn't meet Xie Lanzhi in high school, because with his IQ, he couldn't do puppy love and study with both hands.Those who talk about love and become academic masters are the role models of our generation.

When Lu Rulu came back from class, he packed a roast duck along the way and shared it with his two juniors.The roasted duck, which is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, is dipped in sweet bean sauce, served with shredded cucumber and green onion, wrapped in a fluffy lotus leaf pancake, and warm in the hand.

Qin Shu asked, "Where did Brother Lan go after class?"

Lu Rulu said: "It seems that the photography agency has something to discuss with him."

Chu Cheng was thoughtful: "Then Xu Ning should be there too—damn it, the Squid King must be there too! They're all from the photography agency, shit!"

Qin Shu, who used to be on the first level of combat readiness when "Lanning" got together, can now lazily say: "Ann, Wang Squid has already struck out, okay? They may be discussing Xu Ning's birthday."

"Xu Ning's birthday?"

Qin Shu explained: "The weekend is Xu Ning's birthday, and the photography club plans to get together to celebrate Christmas early and celebrate his birthday. Both Chu Cheng and I will go."

Lu Rulu pointed at himself, "What about me?"

Qin Shu and Chu Cheng looked at each other, Chu Cheng said: "You are not from the photography club."

Lu Rulu laughed, "You don't seem to be either."

"We're part of a photography club, and we went to their team building last time."

"'Half'? You are family members."

Because of guilty conscience, Qin Shu and Chu Cheng were careful not to look into each other's eyes.

"I don't care, I'm going too." Lu Rulu acted vexatiously, "I'm Brother Lan's only relative and roommate, so it's not too much to say that it's his family."

Qin Shu pressed in a low voice: "The quota of his family members has already been taken."

Lu Rulu didn't hear clearly, "What? No, aren't we 418 and 419 four in one? Why are you acting alone all of a sudden, leaving me behind even for Christmas." The more Lu Rulu said, the more he felt that the world was not worth it, "Scumbag , you have no heart!"

Qin Shu: "..."

Chu Cheng: "..."

Qin Shu can imagine that Lu Rulu will become a super-large light bulb in the future, illuminating you and me; or staying in the dormitory, waiting for the scene of his friends caring for the empty-nest elderly, and he can't help feeling a little sympathetic.He cleared his throat and said, "Brother Lu, once winter is over, spring will come when all things recover. Spring is the most suitable season for mating..."

Lu Rulu: "???"

"I mean, Brother Lu, it's time for you to find a girlfriend."

Lu Rulu had a sad expression: "I... I haven't gotten over from my last relationship yet."

Qin Shu was surprised: "Do you still have a previous relationship?"

Lu Rulu: "Thank you, I feel offended."

Chu Cheng can be regarded as a witness of his last relationship, saying: "Brother Lu talked with a school girl for a semester when he was a sophomore, and found out that she was on a boat, and the sea was breathtaking."

Lu Rulu said unhappily: "Hey, you still use idioms, why don't you usually see that you are so educated."

Qin Shu was shocked.These days, Neptune is so popular? !Lu Rulu is actually the only one among them who has a love history!

Qin Shu hesitated for a moment, and asked, "Brother Lu, how did you and your ex fall in love?"

"Just talk."

Qin Shu waved his hand, "Do you know how to chat on WeChat? What do you usually talk about?"

Lu Rulu smiled, "What can couples talk about, isn't it all sweet and foul language."

"Dirty...?" Qin Shu thought he heard it wrong, he glanced at Chu Cheng, and saw that the other party was also shocked in a naive manner, so he knew he heard it right. "Can we drive just now?"

"Of course we can't when we're just getting together," Lu Rulu taught the two young lovers in a persuasive manner. "Couples have an awkward period when they're just getting together. When they're alone, they're like fools. They don't know where to put their hands."

Qin Shu took it for granted, "Yes, yes, when will this period pass?"

"It varies from person to person. Some people are fine with a few dates, and some people are fine with a kiss and a bed."

Qin Shu: "..."

Chu Cheng: "My dear...does this work?"

"Of course, it's so embarrassing to have intimate contact with the body." Lu Rulu rubbed his chin, lost in memory, "I remember that I acted like an idiot on the first date, and then..."

What else did he say next, Qin Shu couldn't listen anymore.In the middle of speaking, Lu Rulu sighed: "Ah, when I think of the past, my brain hurts, and I feel that the green hat is still on my head, and I can't shake it off."

Chu Cheng squeezed his shoulder, "Brother Lu, you have worked hard."

Qin Shu handed him water, "Thank you Brother Lu for giving us the popular science."

Lu Rulu looked out the window heavily, "Even God is crying for me."

"Is it raining?"

Chu Cheng went to the balcony to confirm, "It's still snowing, it's sleet." He shivered, "Damn, it's so cold outside."

"The sleet is quite heavy," Lu Rulu said, "Brother Lan didn't bring an umbrella, so I don't know how to get home."

Qin Shu looked at the snowflakes caught in the rain, was stunned for a while, and said, "Do you know where he is, I'll go and bring him an umbrella."

"Father Xing at the south gate of the school," Chu Cheng stuffed his phone into his pocket, grabbed his umbrella and rushed out, "I'll take a step first, goodbye!"

Before the two could react, he rushed back again. "Qin Shu, give me your umbrella too, and I'll send one to Brother Lan by the way."

Qin Shu: "emmmm..."

"What are you fussing about!" Chu Cheng was in a hurry, his eyes glanced at Qin Shu's umbrella hanging behind the door, he took it down, "Let's go!"

Lu Rulu said cheerfully: "Not bad, not bad, I still remember the senior."

Qin Shu covered his face with a snap.

The author has something to say: Love letter: stay, stay, that's my boyfriend!

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