I can't get the male lead, I decided to salt the fish

Although Qin Shu has never been in love, he has seen many paper people fall in love.He is neither offensive nor partial, and he likes the model of mutual favor the most, which has affected his view of love to a certain extent.

He doesn't know about heterosexual couples, but for a same-sex couple, both of whom are boys, it doesn't make sense for one of them to coax the other.He is Xie Lanzhi's boyfriend, and Xie Lanzhi is also his boyfriend, and they are equal.When he was angry, Xie Lanzhi would definitely come to coax him; when Xie Lanzhi was angry, of course he would also go to coax him.

Xie Lanzhi raised the corners of his lips, this time his smile looked a little more real. "How do you coax me?"

Qin Shu thought for a while, and said solemnly: "Brother, you...you are my first love."

Xie Lanzhi was slightly taken aback.

A few steps ahead of the two of them was the bathroom. A bald man had just come out of it and hiccupped when he passed by them—this is not a place to talk, but Qin Shu couldn't care less about it anymore. He didn't want Xie Lanzhi Not happy, especially because he's not happy.

"That day at your house, that one was with you in front of the refrigerator..." Qin Shu said, a tinge of red crept up his cheeks and ears, "It was my first kiss."

Xie Lanzhi: "..."

Qin Shu didn't dare to look directly at Xie Lanzhi anymore, he lowered his head, anxiously waiting for Xie Lanzhi's response.

Xie Lanzhi smiled lightly: "It turned out to be the first kiss."

Qin Shu endured his shame and said, "Yes, yes."

Xie Lanzhi took a step forward, put one hand on his shoulder, lowered his head and leaned into his ear and said, "Me too."

Qin Shu: "..." His brain froze after being teased by his boyfriend again, and he was speechless.When will the old couple mode come? He really can't stand being such an idiot!

"Actually, you don't have to tell me these things," Xie Lanzhi said in a low voice, "I shouldn't mind you having someone you liked in the past. It's my fault. I couldn't hold back for a while. I'm sorry junior, I won't do it next time gone."

Qin Shu was dumbfounded.It was agreed that he would come to coax Xie Lanzhi, why is Xie Lanzhi coaxing him now?He grabbed Xie Lanzhi's hand: "I don't have anyone I like. You are the first and only one I like."

Xie Lanzhi nodded, "I know, you liked Xu Ning's face before, not really."

Qin Shu retorted anxiously with a pale face: "It's not that I don't have one!"

Xie Lanzhi asked: "Do you think he is not good-looking?"

"How is it possible!" Qin Shu said incoherently, "Ning Ning is indeed beautiful, but I don't like him because of his face... No, no, no, I don't like him at all! Or my liking for him is not what I used to say It's not a liking for you, brother."

Seeing how anxious Qin Shu was, the little jealousy in Xie Lanzhi's heart was long gone.He suppressed a smile and asked, "What kind of like is that?"

Qin Shu thought for a while, "It's probably the same as my liking for Chucheng."

Xie Lanzhi raised his eyebrows, "Isn't it just the liking for the face?"

"No! It's that kind, you know that kind?" Qin Shu was so emotional that he couldn't think of a suitable adjective to express his feelings for Chucheng Xu Ning for a while, and said in a broken jar, "I said I Think of them as sons and daughters-in-law, do you believe me?"

Xie Lanzhi was silent for three seconds, "So you were chasing your daughter-in-law before?"

"..." Kill him.

Xie Lanzhi saw that Qin Shu was about to suffocate, and said, "I believe it."

Qin Shu finally breathed a sigh of relief, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "Brother is just perfunctory me."

Xie Lanzhi stopped the topic: "Go back after washing your hands, they are still waiting for us."

Qin Shu reluctantly said: "Okay." He felt that it was necessary to clarify the rumor that he was the king of the sea, but now is really not the time.After he organizes his words, he will find a time to explain clearly to Xie Lanzhi in the evening.

Back at the grilled fish shop, two grilled fish were already on the table. Lu Rulu winked at Qin Shu while eating the fish: "Did you see it?"

Qin Shu poured a cup of sour plum juice for himself and Xie Lanzhi, "What are you looking at?"

Xie Lanzhi raised his eyelids, and glanced at Lu Rulu indifferently, "Are you sick?"

Lu Rulu pretended not to hear Xie Lanzhi's words, and said slyly, "Didn't you go to the bathroom with Brother Lan just now? Didn't you see anything?"

"Pfft—" Qin Shu sprayed sour plum juice on the face of Chu Cheng who was sitting opposite him.Chu Cheng yelled, "I'm wearing fucking white clothes today!"

"Ahem—I'm sorry, son. But I told you earlier, you don't look good in white, you look black, so why not change to a dark one." Qin Shu took out a few pieces of paper and stuffed them into Chu Cheng's arms, and then Said to Lu Rulu: "I just washed my hands, I didn't see anything."

Lu Rulu shook his head, "It's a pity."

Qin Shu said angrily, "Call the police."

"It's okay, let him drive." Xie Lanzhi said casually, "Anyway, he can only drive verbally."

Qin Shu frowned, feeling that Xie Lanzhi's words were not right.

After dinner, Chu Cheng went back to school first. He wanted to pretend that nothing happened, and come to the party hall with Xu Ning from school, and change his clothes by the way.Qin Shu and Xie Lanzhi returned to the party hall with the remaining oil bottle, and not long after they sat down, members of the photography club came one after another.

Seeing Xie Lanzhi and Qin Shu sitting on the sofa playing PS4, Hehe showed a happy smile—her smile would be happier if there was no noisy light bulb next to her.

Hehe walked over to greet them: "I heard that you were the first to arrive?"

Qin Shu stared at the screen intently, "Yes."

"However, why are there three people?" He He cast a look of disdain at the extra person while speaking.

Lu Rulu introduced himself naturally and familiarly: "Hi, classmate, I'm Xie Lanzhi's roommate, Lu Rulu, and I came here to eat, drink, and play with him."

Hehe: "No—!"

Lu Rulu: "???"

"Xie Lanzhi, explain, what's going on?" He He said frantically, "How many names have you given!"

Qin Shu's ear twitched, "What? Fame?"

Xie Lanzhi said: "I don't know this classmate Lu. I don't know who he came with—you can ask Xu Ning later."

He He was satisfied: "That's right."

Lu Rulu: "What the hell?"

"Does Student Lu know how to play mahjong?" He He said, "There are three missing out on one of the mahjong games over there, so why don't you go and make up the number?"

"Okay."

He He thought about taking the light bulb away, so that "Lan Shu" could enjoy the time of the two of them.Unexpectedly, as soon as Lu Rulu left on the front foot, Wang Youyu came on the back foot.

Wang Youyu's complexion didn't look very good. "Qin Shu, can I have a chat with you alone?"

Xie Lanzhi narrowed his eyes.

Qin Shu was surprised: "Huh?"

Wang Youyu said, "It's about Xu Ning."

"..." Isn't that right, sir, didn't you see my boyfriend next to me? What kind of grudge do I have with you? You want to talk to me alone about Xu Ning?

Qin Shu looked at Xie Lanzhi with trepidation: "Brother, I..."

"Go." Xie Lanzhi said, "Come back and tell me what he said."

Qin Shu nodded quickly: "Yes, yes."

Qin Shu followed Wang Youyu to the balcony, and said urgently: "Hurry up, hurry up, start playing if there is something to do, and leave the court if there is nothing to do."

Wang Youyu took a deep breath, and said in a deep voice, "Xu Ning has someone he likes."

Qin Shu's eyes widened: "That's it?"

"He told me yesterday, telling me not to waste time on him." Wang Youyu smiled wryly, "He also said that he likes that person very much."

"This is a happy event."

"That person is not Xie Lanzhi."

"Nonsense, of course not!"

Wang Youyu's eyes were complicated: "I remember you said before that Xu Ning and Xie Lanzhi are a destined couple."

"That's right, but man can conquer nature, they are not anymore." Now Xie Lanzhi and him are the destined couple, no rebuttal is allowed, and rebuttal is also his right.

Wang Youyu clenched his fists, "No matter who that person is, I will never give up."

Qin Shu sighed: "Why are you bothering?"

"As long as they're not married, we still have a chance."

Qin Shu turned pale with shock: "Don't, don't, just say you're fine, don't get involved with me."

Wang Youyu couldn't understand: "Don't you also like Xu Ning very much? Your liking is so cheap, if you say give up, just give up?"

Qin Shu's head was swollen, and he raised his forehead and said, "I didn't..."

Wang Youyu smiled "hehe", obviously not believing his words.

Qin Shu really wanted to travel back and strangle his past self to death. "Squid, there is a kind of love called letting go," Qin Shuyu said earnestly, "As long as Xu Ning is happy, does it really matter who he is with?" Of course nonsense is important. If Xie Lanzhi is with someone else, he will definitely Heartbroken with anger, but who wouldn't stand and talk without back pain?

"I think Xu Ning still considers you a friend now, but if you keep pestering her, you won't even have to be a friend in the future."

Wang Youyu remained silent, Qin Shu thought he had listened to his own words, and continued: "Love is multiplication, not addition, as long as one party is zero, the result will always be zero..."

Xie Lanzhi originally wanted to play games and wait for Qin Shu to come back, but as soon as Qin Shu left, a girl sat next to him. "Senior, let me play with you."

Xie Lanzhi put down the game controller: "I'm going to get some drinks."

When Xie Lanzhi came to the bar, Hehe chatted happily with the boss.He He asked him, "Oh, where is your family?"

"I was called away."

He He: "!!!" He didn't refute, Qin Shu is really Xie Lan's family!These two must have been certified!

The boss smiled and said, "What would you like to drink, handsome guy?"

"lemonade."

Hehe's heart moved, and he asked, "Is it so sour?"

Xie Lanzhi smiled, "Yes."

He He almost cried with joy: Mom, I got it for real!She suppressed the urge to scream, and said, "By the way, the male god, I just heard from the boss that you and Qin Shu came to the party hall early in the morning and said that they are going to set up a confession scene. Who is going to confess to whom?"

Xie Lanzhi only said, "This is their private matter."

them?That doesn't look like Lan Shu.He He was greatly disappointed, "It must be Chu Cheng who wants to confess to Xu Ning."

Xie Lanzhi: "..."

He He jokingly said: "What are you hiding for them? Didn't Xu Ning say in the group that he only took Chucheng with him? If 'Chengning' is going to come true, Qin Shu must be so happy."

Xie Lanzhi frowned, "'Chengning'?"

"'Chengning' is Chucheng x Xu Ning. Qin Shu has been a CP couple for a long time. He is a ten-year-old fan of 'Chengning'. I think he did everything he could to match the two... Although I don’t give in too much, that’s all, hahaha.”

Xie Lanzhi rarely encountered a blind spot in knowledge, "What does 'knock CP' mean?"

The author has something to say: Congratulations to Xiao Qingshu for taking off the title of Neptune!

Today is the day when the progress bar of kiss and doi did not increase_(:з」∠)_ (PS: It’s not that there are only three times in total, it’s that there are three detailed descriptions! Don’t get me wrong!)

Well, today is the end of the month, babies have extra nutrient solution, you can give it to me o(〃'▽'〃)o

感谢在2020-06-2923:13:50~2020-06-3022:52:26期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: 1 Ziru;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmines: Please hide with your own life! 4; Jinjiang Boss's own son, wind blowing glazed tiles, and 1 bamboo shadow leaning on the building;

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