I can't get the male lead, I decided to salt the fish

Qin Shu: "...!"

As soon as Xie Lanzhi finished speaking, the noisy surroundings suddenly quieted down, and everyone started reading comprehension questions at the same time.

"You took the wrong phone when you woke up in the morning", extract the keyword "wake up" from this sentence, "take the wrong phone" and add the hidden message "Christmas night", we can draw a conclusion - Christmas Qin Shu and Xie Lanzhi slept together that night!

The ratio of boys to girls in their school is out of balance. Normally, it's fine for two boys to spend the festival together, but Qin Shu chased after Xu Ning with great fanfare before, and everyone who knew him knew that he was gay.Xie Lanzhi spent Christmas with a gay guy, and the two of them slept through the night—their school girls are about to bend, and they were broken by Qin Shu!

All eyes were on Qin Shu, and Qin Shu felt that his back was going to be poked a few holes by their eyes.

No, it is indeed Xie Lanzhi, who just said last night that he minds that others don't know about their relationship, and today he announced his coming out in a high-profile manner.In front of so many people, within two hours, the whole school would know that he and Xie Lanzhi slept together on Christmas night.

Qin Shu's face was burning hot, and he didn't dare to turn his head to see other people's reactions. Xie Lanzhi in front of him still looked calm, and he didn't have the consciousness of his amazing words at all.Qin Shu once doubted whether Xie Lanzhi did it on purpose, and with his IQ, he said that he accidentally slipped his mouth, and only Zai Zai would believe it.

Qin Shu didn't pick up the phone for a long time, Xie Lanzhi laughed and said, "I'm going to break my hand."

Qin Shu woke up like a dream, exchanged mobile phones with Xie Lanzhi, and forced himself to be calm: "I said why can't it be unlocked."

Xie Lanzhi said, "Record your fingerprints next time."

The surrounding continued to be quiet, and Qin Shu could probably imagine everyone's expressions.

Xie Lanzhi patted Qin Shu's forehead with his mobile phone, "Take a good test, I'm leaving."

"……it is good."

After watching Xie Lanzhi leave, Qin Shu took a deep breath and turned around.

Just as he thought, Banhua and Saibanhua hugged each other, pinching each other's arms, with their faces full of shit, and the live cosplay painting "Scream".The boys were either shocked, or had subtle expressions, or were a little too nervous to solve this reading comprehension question at all, such as Chu Cheng.

Chu Cheng frowned, thinking hard like a Koda duck with a bad brain.He hissed and said, "Am I the only one who thinks there's something weird between you and Brother Lan?"

Qin Shu: "..."

"I can't tell you exactly what's wrong, but it's just..."

Banhua, Saipanhua, and the boys who usually play well with Qin Shu all surrounded them, crowding Chu Cheng away.

Sai Banhua: "When did this happen to you guys? It's so deep!"

The boy who lives in 421: "No wonder I often run into Xie Lanzhi in the dormitory recently. I dare say that's the case...Brothers put understanding on the public screen!"

Ban Hua: "I burst into tears, the male god Zhenggong is actually a male, I will never have the chance to serve confinement..."

Squad leader: "Fuck, classmate Xiaoqin is awesome. After chasing after the school flower and chasing the school grass, the key is that you caught up with me."

Qin Shu: "First, I'm not awesome, I'm niubility; second, I'm not classmate Xiao Qin, I'm Qin Shu; third..." Can he say that he didn't chase Xie Lanzhi very much, it seems to be Xie Lanzhi himself Delivered to your door.But there's no need to let other people know about this, he has to give his boyfriend the dignity of being a school girl.

Chu Cheng couldn't figure it out, and squeezed back into the crowd again: "Hey, what are you talking about, are you talking in human language?"

Sai Banhua looked at Chu Cheng as if looking at another mentally retarded person, "You are stupid, can't you see that Xie Lanzhi and Qin Shu are together?"

Chu Cheng’s pupil——no, his whole body was shaken, and because the shock was too strong, he left behind a phantom: “Huh?!”

Ban Hua held her mobile phone excitedly, "Qin Shu, can I tell my girlfriend from the School of Foreign Languages ​​about you? She has been secretly in love with Xie Lanzhi for a long time, and I have been persuading her to give up. Now she can finally give up."

Qin Shu: "... yes."

The disgusting physical test somehow became a large-scale melon-eating scene. Everyone ate melons with enthusiasm and high morale. Banhua's sit-up speed doubled - finish it quickly, she wants to eat melons!

Qin Shu's phone vibrated wildly, and he glanced at it while queuing up, all the groups in the school were @ him.

In the four-person group of 418 and 419, Lu Rulu was already crazy. Qin Shu clicked into the group and immediately backed out when he saw the exclamation marks on the screen.Hehe's WeChat messages kept pouring in, occupying the top position.Qin Shu set Xie Lanzhi as the top message, and clicked on He He's profile picture.

This girl, like Lu Rulu, has lost the ability to type, and can only send exclamation points, emoticons and "lsszd".

【Hehe: (Help me up quickly, I can continue knocking.jpg)】

【Hehe: (I beg you to get married soon ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.jpg）】

【He He: (Fuck, they definitely had a fight.jpg)】

[Uncle Qin:? 】

There are so many CP-specific emoticons, it looks like they are self-made.

【Hehe withdrew a message】

[Uncle Qin: It's useless to withdraw, I saw it. 】

[Hehe: Fuckfuckfuckfuck, why do you still have time to reply to my message!Give it to me, rush into his arms and want to kiss him! 】

[Uncle Qin: I am waiting in line to run 1200 meters. 】

[Hehe:? ? ? 】

[He He: What the hell? ? ?You slept together yesterday, can you get out of bed and run 1200 meters today? Is cnmd Xie Lanzhi not good enough! 】

【Uncle Qin: 0.0】

Qin Shu put away his phone and looked at Chu Cheng.The poor child hasn't recovered yet, it seems that all three views have been shaken by Lan Shu.

It is still necessary to make it clear to the son about the father's love affair.Qin Shu patted him on the shoulder, "Are you okay?"

Chu Cheng: "..."

Qin Shu cleared his throat: "Well, you and I, Brother Lan..."

Chu Cheng said in a deep voice, "I know everything."

Qin Shu's eyes widened: "You have an epiphany?"

Chu Cheng raised his phone with a complicated expression: "Brother Lan said it in the group."

Qin Shu opened the group and saw Xie Lanzhi's reply under Lu Rulu's many 60-second voices.

[Watergate Cambodia: @情书, my boyfriend. 】

[Shuimen Jian: He is the king of the sea, and he was also the date yesterday. 】

[Shuimen Jian: I have liked him for a long time, so I will seldom hug him in the future. 】

[Red carp, green carp and donkey: Got it, you can go and fall in love with peace of mind. (Kneel down to the boss)]

That's it?He was ready to have a long talk with the two, but Xie Lanzhi got it done with three sentences?

Qin Shu: "This..."

Chu Cheng clutched his chest and vomited blood, "Brother Lan is handsome, he studies well, and he is good at playing basketball and games. He has always been my idol..."

"Oh! So what?"

Chu Cheng said bitterly: "You are just so good-looking, you fail the exam, you can't keep the taqie, you can't die, except for eating every day, you are 'hahahahaha', 'ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah', why do I like it your?"

Qin Shu looked up to the sky with a long smile: "Hahahaha, I want to know too."

Girls onlookers: I really want to hit someone, what should I do.

After queuing for half an hour, it was finally Qin Shu's turn to run the 1200 meters.He was running, and the sentence "Qin Shu, run faster, Xie Lanzhi is waiting for you" resounded throughout the playground, his feet slipped, and he almost didn't pass.

Qin Shu barely passed the physical test, and immediately sent a WeChat message to Xie Lanzhi.He hesitated for a moment, and chose to send a message in the group - if they didn't abuse the dog, it would be meaningless for them to disclose their relationship.

【Uncle Qin: Brother, I'm done testing! 】

[Shuimen Jian: Think about what you want to eat, and I will take you there later. 】

[Take no bend as my duty: I am a dog, eat and travel, stop and go.I also read and write letters alone, and have a heart-to-heart conversation...

[Chu Overlord: Who is this? 】

[Water Gate Cambodia: Change WeChat name?Can't afford it. 】

[Take it as my duty not to bend: As the only remaining straight man in this group, this is my last stubbornness. (puff out chest)]

[Writing a love letter: I want to eat Chongqing Chicken Pot! @Shuimen Cambodia]

[Shuimenjian: Good. 】

[Take it as your duty not to bend:? ? ? 】

[Chu Overlord: Write a love letter?Write a love letter?Thank you letter? (Black question mark.jpg)]

[Take no bend as your duty: Escape from the scene of dog abuse as quickly as possible (Hen Flying.jpg)]

The author has something to say: here we come!The beloved dog abuse episode is here!

吕惊云真的太惨了，惨到我想给他找个伴了（bushi）感谢在2020-07-0723:22:42~2020-07-0822:58:28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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