I can't get the male lead, I decided to salt the fish

Qin Shu fell into autism.In his imagination, he was already frantically shaking Chucheng's shoulders: let you eat snail noodles, let you eat snail noodles!Now you're an idiot!Look at your rival in love, he is gentle, elegant and personable; look at you, Ning Ning can smell the smell of snail powder all over your body—it’s hopeless, let’s bury it.

Chu Cheng's face was much thicker than Qin Shu's. He was embarrassed for about two seconds, and said confidently: "I ate snail noodles, what's the matter? Can I be full with just a bowl of snail noodles? What a joke."

Qin Shu was secretly startled.Yoho, yes, baby, just keep going and don't stop, don't let the snail powder affect your attacking momentum!

Xu Ning said frankly: "Youyu and I have some private matters to discuss. Let's get together next time."

"Private matters?" Chu Cheng looked at Wang Youyu, and felt that the gentle face of the other party was annoying no matter how you looked at it, "What private matters do you have that are shameful?"

Xu Ning's face changed slightly, "Chu Cheng, stop making trouble."

Chu Cheng sneered and said, "What's wrong with me, I can't just talk about it casually?"

Qin Shu knew that Xu Ning had been poked into pain by Chu Cheng, so he quickly opened his mouth to relieve the siege: "Who hasn't done anything personal these days, Ning Ning, you go first, I'll find a restaurant, and wait for you to come back..."

"No need," Xu Ning said, "I'll go straight back to the dormitory later."

Qin Shu: "Then I can send you off."

Wang Youyu smiled lightly: "Isn't it more convenient for me to send it off?"

Qin Shuyi pointed out, "You don't worry about sending me off."

Wang Youyu smiled slightly, looking at Qin Shu with a little more inquisitive gaze.

Chu Cheng snorted, and said sarcastically, "Did Xu Ning have short legs or was hunted down, what can I give you?"

Qin Shu: "..." Zai Zai, if you can shut up, Dad is begging you.

Xu Ning supported his forehead, "Youyu, let's go."

"Okay," Wang Youyu said to Xu Ning, but looked at Chu Cheng and Qin Shu, "A Ning."

After Xu Ning and Wang Youyu left, Chu Cheng cursed: "Who the hell is this squid king? It makes me uncomfortable looking at it, damn it." As he spoke, he took a big sip of the remaining coffee.

"He is Xu Ning's ex-boyfriend."

"Pfft—" Chu Cheng sprayed coffee far away, "Huh?"

Qin Shu was thoughtful, "He may have come to find Xu Ning to get back together."

"What? It's not...Xu Ning? Ex-boyfriend?!" Chu Cheng spoke incoherently, "Is it true? How do you know?"

Qin Shu said: "I'm chasing Xu Ning. Of course, I have to understand his affairs clearly. I checked."

Chu Cheng was frightened and his face was extremely ugly.He thumped the table hard, "Is Xu Ning blind? Look at such an idiot!"

Qin Shu provocatively said: "One thing to say, the squid looks pretty good."

Chu Cheng said angrily: "If you don't use your eyes, you can donate them to those in need."

"Wow, why are you so angry?" Qin Shu teased, "Who is his ex-boyfriend? It's none of your business?"

Chu Cheng was at a loss for words.

Qin Shu smiled meaningfully, "You mind so much, could it be..."

"Shut up." Chu Cheng said bluntly, "I'm just gossiping."

"It's hard for you to gossip so sincerely."

Chu Cheng was worried and didn't have time to talk nonsense with Qin Shu. "You know that squid is his ex-boyfriend, and you still let them go? If they get back together, you still chase Xu Ning."

Qin Shu said: "It should be impossible."

"why?"

Qin Shu hesitated for a while, but decided to tell Zai Zai the important information. "Do you know why they broke up?"

Chu Cheng said strangely, "Because the squid is too ugly."

Qin Shu said very euphemistically: "Xu Ning, was bullied by squid."

Chu Cheng frowned, "Bullying? What kind of bullying?"

Why, do you still want your father to popularize relevant knowledge for you? "Just... bullying."

Chu Cheng was shocked, "Xu Ning was beaten, domestic violence?!"

Qin Shu said vaguely, "It counts."

"Human scum! Squid scum!" Chu Cheng was so angry that he rolled up his sleeves and was about to rush out, "Die to me!"

Qin Shu quickly grabbed him, "It's not the kind of domestic violence you think!"

"Domestic violence of any kind cannot be tolerated!"

"What you said seems to make sense..."

"Let go, or I will die with you!"

"Calm down first, Xu Ning didn't say anything, who are you, why should you help him out?"

"I, I see injustice on the road and let out a roar!"

Qin Shu tightened his grip, "Stop yelling, can you show some loyalty? I kindly shared the information with you, but you turned around and betrayed me," he asked, pointing to his chest, "You Doesn't your conscience ache?"

"I have no conscience."

Qin Shu: "..."

In any case, he persuaded Chu Cheng to come down.The two walked to school together, and Chu Cheng's expression seemed to kill someone.

Zai Zai is angry, should he be coaxed as a father?Qin Shu was struggling, when he saw a small stall surrounded by circles—ah, he is such a clever little ghost!

"Chucheng, do you want to get caught?"

"What the hell."

Hoop hoop is a traditional game loved by Chinese people. It is often played in large and small squares, living next to aunts who dance square dances and uncles who play chess.Qin Shu often saw it when he was young, but it has become less and less in recent years. He didn't expect to see it in the night market.

After Chu Cheng knew what he was talking about, he was quite disdainful: "Are you a three-and-a-half-year-old child? Are you childish?"

"I saw that the little turtle is very cute and easy to keep. I want to get one off and give it to Ningning."

"Chasing someone to send a turtle? You don't have a fever, do you?"

Qin Shu said: "It's very convenient to raise a tortoise, just change the water. I want Ningning to keep the tortoise I gave him in the dormitory. He will think of me when he sees it, and I can borrow it in the name of the tortoise Go visit his bedroom."

Qin Shu, who had absolutely no experience in chasing people, spoke clearly and logically, but the other one actually listened to it. "You're so despicable," Chu Cheng said, "You're cheating!"

"There's no cheating or cheating in chasing people." Qin Shu bought twenty rings with 20 yuan, and said to the two turtles he had chosen, "Go, Miao Frog Seed!"

Chu Cheng: ...God damn Frog Seed.

Twenty circles are completely lonely, Qin Shu lowered his head and pondered: "Why don't I spend money to buy it."

"Garbage." Chu Cheng scanned the five yuan with his mobile phone, "Stay and go."

Half an hour later, Chu Cheng returned to the dormitory with three little goldfish in his hands.

Qin Shu donated his own bowl of instant noodles to make a home for the little goldfish.Looking at the little goldfish swimming around, Qin Shu asked, "Shall I give it to Ningning tomorrow?"

Chu Cheng quit, "I set this up, why do you send it?"

Qin Shu was overjoyed, "Then you go to deliver it?"

Chu Cheng knocked on the instant noodle bowl, and the little goldfish were frightened and scurried back and forth in the water, "Let's talk."

Qin Shu was a little excited. With his hard work, Zai Zai was finally going to give his wife a gift. Maybe these three little goldfish would become a testimony of their love.He took good care of the little goldfish, bought a fish tank, fish feed, and Baidu a bunch of fish farming precautions.However, on a rainy morning, two little goldfish still died.

Qin Shu looked at the little corpse floating on the water like a bolt from the blue.

No - don't die, hey, what will I do if you die, what will he use to make Ning Ning happy!Isn't it a waste of so many devices I bought online!It's all money!

Qin Shu was heartbroken, and tremblingly fished out the belching little goldfish.Chu Cheng was still sleeping, and he could only face the sad news of death alone.

Sadness is sad, little goldfish's affairs still have to be dealt with.Qin Shu couldn't bear to throw them directly into the trash can, so he tore off a piece of paper from his notebook, folded it into a box shape, and put the little goldfish in it.He plans to bury them in the flower bed downstairs in the dormitory, hoping that their spirits in heaven will bless his CP to come true soon.

After Qin Shu changed his clothes, he held an umbrella in one hand and a small goldfish in the other. When he opened the door, the door of the opposite bedroom also opened.

When he met the boy's eyes, Qin Shu's mood improved, but he didn't smile. "Morning, senior!"

"Morning." Xie Lanzhi closed the door and asked casually, "Is there any class?"

"I don't have class this morning. I'm going to the funeral."

Xie Lanzhi:?

Qin Shu showed the box containing the goldfish to Xie Lanzhi, and said bitterly, "I woke up early in the morning and found two dead."

Xie Lanzhi wanted to laugh but was afraid of hurting his junior, "My condolences—how did you die?"

"I don't know," Qin Shu wondered, "I obviously raised it according to what was said on the Internet."

Xie Lanzhi comforted him: "When raising fish, feed it once a day, change the water every three days, and change the fish every seven days. It's normal, don't be sad."

Qin Shu sighed, "If ordinary goldfish die, they will die, but they carry my dreams and hopes, and I... I'm afraid I won't be able to get out."

Xie Lanzhi suppressed a smile, "You can do it, believe in yourself."

While talking, the two had already reached the first floor.It was raining heavily outside, and it was a vast expanse of whiteness.Qin Shu asked: "Senior is going to class?"

"Go to the lab."

"Oh. Goodbye then."

Xie Lanzhi looked at the box in Qin Shu's hand, "Can you do it alone?"

Qin Shu smiled: "Dig a hole and bury two fish."

Xie Lanzhi nodded, "Yes."

"By the way, senior, when are you free?" Qin Shu said, "I told you to treat you to milk tea, but you are not usually in the dormitory, so I don't know how to get it for you."

"I owe it first," Xie Lanzhi opened his umbrella and said casually, "I'll pay it back next time."

Qin Shu buried the little goldfish in the rain. In order to let them go happily, he also played "Black Man Carrying the Coffin" as the BGM.

When he returned to the dormitory, Chu Cheng had already woken up and was playing games on the bed.Qin Shu solemnly announced: "Chucheng, the little goldfish is dead."

Chu Cheng sat up in shock from his dying illness, "What did you say?!"

Seeing that Chu Cheng's reaction was greater than his own, Qin Shu was surprised and relieved, "I don't know what happened, but two of them died anyway. Don't worry, I've already dealt with them."

Chu Cheng was still in a daze, and didn't even know he was killed in the game.

Qin Shu said, "Why don't we buy some more?"

Chu Cheng came back to his senses, quickly cut out of the game, clicked on WeChat, and found him, Lu Rulu, and Xie Lanzhi's three groups.

[Chu Overlord: Fuck, it's a real blow!My roommate sure enough wanted to murder me. 】

[Chu Bawang: I added some water to the fish tank yesterday, and the fish died early this morning. 】

[Chu Overlord: What does this mean—the water is poisonous! ! ! 】

作者有话要说：小情书教崽崽如何追人，一个敢教，一个敢学（狗头）感谢在2020-05-1120:58:56~2020-05-1221:39:44期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the landmine: Bamboo shadow leaning on the building, don't steal one number;

Thank you to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of つ微凉色色木感智感感半半; 5 bottles of Avocado Xiaoqizi;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!