Nouveau riche love story

The most unlucky thief in the world is to steal something to the policeman's house, and make fraudulent calls to the policeman's mobile phone.

Gu Tan didn't know that apart from his serious job of working in the police station, Shang Yunjie also had an identity in his spare time. He was a blogger who was keen on making sand sculpture emoticons on a certain APP, and had several Wan's fans can be regarded as a little pink in the blogger world of a certain APP.

Fans kindly named Shang Yunjie, a self-proclaimed "perverted hot pot spicy" blogger, Jiaojiao.

This Jiaojiao uses the homonym of chili pepper.

From the so-called divided to the deep, it is naturally dark, and from the stupid to the deep, it is naturally charming.

Shang Yunjie, who originally wanted to create a world in the sand sculpture world, really doesn't understand how he became a "tsundere little publicity" in the eyes of fans.

The motto given to him by fans is: life is not easy, be delicate and cherish.

Jiaojiao and his fans are having a great time on a certain APP, and they are happy every day.

Until that day, when Shang Yunjie came back from get off work, he suddenly received a phone call.

Just by hearing the voice, you can tell that the other party is probably a sweet young lady.

"Hi, hello, are you the parent of Jiaojiao's friend?"

Shang Yunjie was very puzzled, he didn't have a daughter, only two sons, one named Mantou and the other named Coke, besides, isn't Jiaojiao himself?

He frowned and said impatiently, "You made a mistake."

Since the first phone call, there have been harassing phone calls every three days.

It must have started with this sentence: "Hi, hello, are you the parent of a petite friend?"

Shang Yunjie was driven into impatience, and he couldn't bear it anymore and replied: "I am Jiaojiao herself!"

This serious and serious old man said that he is Jiaojiao himself, do you think it's exciting or not?

The other end of the phone was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Excuse me, are you the parent of the petite friend?"

"I told you that I am Jiaojiao herself!"

The other party hesitated for a moment: "Sorry, I made a mistake."

I thought this matter could come to an end, but I didn't expect that within two days, the other party called again.

Still the same sentence: "Hi, hello, are you the parent of Jiaojiao little friend?"

Shang Yunjie was so angry that he lost his temper, and compromised: "Yes, I am, what do you want to do?"

The other party quickly took over the conversation: "Oh, it's like this, we are XX English tuition class, I would like to ask if your child needs English tutoring, our courses here are very systematic for elementary school students, junior high school students and high school students comprehensive."

Shang Yunjie gritted his back molars and said, "Our child is just one month old."

"...So sorry to bother you."

This matter is not over yet, within half a month, Shang Yunjie received another call.

"Hello, are you Jiaojiao's parents?"

This time it was not a sweet little girl, but a man with a rough voice, Shang Yunjie felt that he was really tired.

"Your child and daughter-in-law were involved in a car accident, and they are now forcing them in the hospital. I am a passer-by, and I sent them to the hospital. Now the doctor wants me to pay the bill. Please call the money here."

Shang Yunjie took a can of beer from the refrigerator and opened it. While drinking slowly, he said calmly: "Please help me tell the doctor that there is no need to rescue me. I am gay. This time I can be fair and aboveboard." Get out of the way."

"Damn! You are too heartless!" said the liar on the other end of the phone.

Shang Yunjie got amused and said: "Jiaojiao is our dog, and my wife is my five-finger girl. Why didn't I know that my hand and our dog had a car accident?"

Liar: "...bye!"

Originally, this could only be regarded as a small fight. Although it was quite annoying, Shang Yunjie didn't really take it seriously.

An APP has personal keyword statistics.

For example, in Shang Yunjie's data link, Jiaojiao, sand sculptures, emoticons are all key words.

How can a 30-year-old man have any connection with Jiaojiao? Through data analysis, it is very likely that Jiaojiao is his daughter.

Then his data link began to be resold to various industries, among which the most children's training classes used mobile phones to advertise. This kind of targeted sales can now be said to be very comprehensive.

Shang Yunjie is a criminal policeman, not an Internet policeman, and such matters can only be handled by colleagues.

But the real problem is that it is not uncommon for information to be sold. One hole is blocked, and another hole is opened from other places at some point.

After my colleague Xiao Zhang opened a credit card, different lending companies called him one after another, asking if he wanted to borrow money.

After downloading various APPs and logging in with a mobile phone number, after SMS authentication, many systems automatically import and summarize personal information to the background, and then sell them. While information technology is convenient, it also exposes people to an extremely privacy-free environment, which is hard to guard against.

That's all for nothing, the general trend of society, the funniest thing is that Shang Xiaochen received a phone call just after eating with his colleagues in the police force that day.

"Hi, hello, this is the Q City Public Security Bureau. Is there anyone around you now? Is it convenient to answer the phone?"

If you want to say this to others, that's all. What does Shang Yunjie do?He is a person in this line of work. He made a silent gesture to his colleagues in the office, then amplified the phone and recorded it.

"Hey, oh, I don't have anyone around me right now, so I'm in the toilet by myself? Comrade policeman, I'm a law-abiding citizen. What do you need to ask me?"

When there was no one on the other end of the phone, he said: "Our police recently uncovered a bank card theft case, and the monitoring found that criminals have already taken action with your bank card. Check to see if you have received a fraudulent text message, saying it is a social security account. The reform allows you to pay social security according to the link?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Shang Yunjie received a text message on his mobile phone, the content of which was almost the same as what he said.

"Then, if it's a fraudulent text message, I won't transfer the money."

"No, no, that's it. Our police need you to cooperate with us. Do you see if it says in the text message that you can also transfer money through the bank's ATM machine? In this way, if you transfer the money, our public security department will give it to you. If you intercept funds, you can rest assured that the money is indispensable. We must follow the vines and find out the location of the fraudulent gang through your operations."

The criminal police in a room, you look at me, I look at you, their faces flushed with suppressed laughter.

Shang Yunjie held his mobile phone and leaned in front of his work and said, "Comrade, I don't think you need to bother. My colleagues have tracked your location through mobile phone calls. This is the first detachment of the Q City Criminal Police Brigade."