Actually I am white lotus

4.

The fourth day of the dissolution of the harem.

Wujiang wanted to get stuck.

As a foreigner, Kaka's laughter is very special, not "hahaha" or "hehehe" but "Kakaka".

When the two of them still couldn't understand each other, they relied on "Kakaka" to communicate, which saved a lot of troubles and disputes.

Wu Jiang couldn't understand what he said, and he could imagine that he was praising himself and saying what he liked to hear, unlike Pei Gu, who used "faithful words to hurt his ears" to numb himself with every sentence.

Right now he is lying on the bed together with Pei Gu, and there is not even a breath of the pillow.

Pei Gu turned over and said with emotion: "The dragon bed is still comfortable."

Wujiang hummed, of course.

Pei Gu said again: "But it's not as cool as the cold palace."

Wu Jiang's expression froze, and he ordered the little eunuch, "Bring more ice."

The eunuchs were nimble, and the temperature in the room dropped after a while.

Pei Gu said: "Your Majesty, don't you feel a little cold?"

Wu Jiang's face was ashen and said: "I don't think so."

Pei Gu touched his hand: "You are fighting."

Wu Jiang: "No, no."

Pei Gu: "It's hard to talk anymore."

Wu Jiang shouted: "Bold!"

Pei Gu was taken aback for a moment, watching him and stopped talking.

Looking at his appearance, Wu Jiang consciously maintained his majesty, and couldn't help but soften his voice: "If my concubine thinks it's cold, just hug me tightly."

"I'm not too cold..."

Pei Gu looked at Wu Jiang's small body, looked at his stubborn posture, sighed, and stretched out his arms to embrace him.

"It's okay to hug."

When Wujiang touched the warm embrace, his expression was instantly rippling and his face was full of spring.He knew that Concubine Ai was duplicity, but in fact, he thought that he couldn't think much more.

He wanted to draw circles on Pei Gu's chest, and crossed his abdominal muscles, and his legs rubbed against his legs irregularly.

Why bother, I am already the best.

Wu Jiang was ready to open to Pei Gu unreservedly, his moist eyes were softly flirting.

"Aifei, we...are in pain!"

Pei Gu pressed hard, clamped his restless limbs, and said with a low face: "Your Majesty's sleeping habits are too bad, you have to change."

No wonder he has to call different concubines to sleep every day, who can sleep well next to him, Pei Gu thought.

Wujiang was aggrieved by his restraints, unable to move, his eyes slammed into the wood without any response.

"Aifei, don't you think we don't do something, sorry for the good night?"

Pei Gu thought for a moment, then pondered: "Indeed."

Wujiang Yixi: "We..."

"Have some supper." Pei Gu asked, "I want to eat white fungus porridge, how about you?"

"..."

Wu Jiang glared at him resentfully.

Pei Guruo realized something: "Your Majesty wants to go on a diet and lose weight?"

Wu Jiang bit his silver tooth, swallowed it, and said to him affectionately, "Pig trotter!"

"Hmm..." Pei Gu pinched his soft waist, "You should eat porridge with me."

Wu Jiang said bitterly: "I don't need to go on a diet!"

"Good, good, don't go on a diet." Pei Gu shouted to the eunuch outside the door, "Tremella porridge and eight-treasure porridge, and some side dishes."

Wujiang: "..."

Pei Gu said: "Your Majesty must understand the sentiments of the people, share the happiness and suffering with the people, and not be extravagant and lustful."

Wu Jiang cried: "You gave me a chance to be extravagant and lustful."

Pei Gu: "No."

"..."

Wu Jiang misses Hui Hui, misses his coquettish and contrived concubine, although Hui Hui has premature ejaculation, but his beauty is enough to make up for everything, and most importantly, he never says no.

5.

The fifth day of the disbandment of the harem.

Wujiang was lost in thought.

Huihui became premature ejaculation due to using too much ball penis, but his physical defects were also made up for by his physical advantages. With his astonishing beauty, he still won the favor of Wujiang.

Huihui is very good at acting like a baby and loves to pester people, which always gives Wujiang the illusion that "Concubine Hui can't live without him", so when Huihui leaves the palace without looking back, Wujiang is lost for a whole wick Fragrant time.

Thinking of this, Wu Jiang said to Pei Gu in a nostalgic tone: "Every time I want to pamper Hui Hui, he says that his body has been hollowed out by Sui Sui, he can't let it out, and can't sleep with him. I really feel sorry for him, poor A good appearance, but useless."

Pei Gu said: "Are you sure he is useless instead of being used elsewhere?"

Wu Jiang said affirmatively: "He has been in the harem for so long, and he has never successfully slept in bed. It can't be wrong."

Pei Gu: "... as long as His Majesty is happy."

Wu Jiang sighed, "Heaven is jealous of Lan Yan."

Pei Gu said: "I feel sorry for God."

"What did Concubine Ai say?"

"It's nothing, it's your Majesty's turn."

Pei Gunu raised his chin and tapped the chessboard in front of him.

Wu Jiang straightened his posture, stretched his neck and looked down, the sunspots were pressed together into a pitch black.

"Do I have a chance to come back?"

"No."

Wu Jiang hinted: "At this moment, the gray is here, he will definitely flip the table directly, and then say there is no need to play, it is a draw."

Pei Gu agreed: "Playing chess with His Majesty is indeed torture."

"..."

Pei Gu looked at him, then at the table.

"Do you want to lift it?"

Wu Jiang said depressedly: "No, you won."

"Oh," Pei Gu said, "will you still play?"

"No more," Wu Jiang slumped on the chair, "Aifei will play a piece of music for me."

Pei Gu said: "I don't know the rhythm."

Wujiang said: "Write a poem."

Pei Gu said: "I don't understand mediocrity."

Wu Jiang said: "I should know how to dance."

Pei Gu gave him a deep look and shook his head.

Wu Jiang said angrily: "You don't know anything, how did you get into the palace!"

Pei Gu shrugged and said: "Then I have to ask Your Majesty why he took me into the palace that day."

"It's because you look good." Wu Jiang muttered softly.

He cleared his throat, and said seriously: "There are enough talented people in the harem, and my concubine can't do anything, so it's not bad to just have dinner with me."

Pei Gu nodded: "I'm really good at eating."

"..."

"Your Majesty, there is no need to be humble. Yesterday's pig's trotters were the cleanest I have ever seen."

"..."

Wu Jiang beat his chest and stamped his feet: "One day I will die on the dragon bed."

Pei Gu said: "It can be expected."

Wujiang Hengyan: "I'm so mad at you!"

Pei Gu was puzzled and said, "Why did Your Majesty say that?"

"I……"

Wu Jiang stared for a long time, looked at Pei Gu's bewildered face, and suddenly lost his temper. His face was sharp and resolute, and his heroic appearance was very different from the other concubines in the harem. That's why Wu Jiang saw him at first glance. When he arrived, his feet softened, and he wished he could be taken captive to the dragon bed immediately.

"Actually..." Wu Jiang's face was flushed and his eyes blurred, "It's not bad to die on the bed, such as dying from exhaustion."

Pei Gu was shocked when he heard the words, he didn't expect the emperor to go crazy with abstinence.

He couldn't help but become serious: "The matter of the draft is urgent. If you don't want to work hard, leave it to me."

"...I'm still going to die of anger."