The first beauty overturned

Question: It is also a kind of ability to talk nonsense when meeting people. What kind of operations have you experienced while watching dishes and ordering dishes?

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Jin Yu-Huize Xiao's Lucky Fish:

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The fish is in the tank, and the tank is on the windowsill.

Just now I witnessed a beautiful woman watching a sultry video.

Didn't the beauty Xiao Yu suffer from cold poison recently and feel unwell?

He doesn't get up very much in the morning, so sister Hongwei goes there every morning after morning class to help him feed the koi in the yard and the guppies in the house.

As sister Hongwei's favorite lucky koi, she is of course inseparable from me, and takes me along every time.

To be honest, it's a bit too clingy, alas, blame me for being too popular.

This week, I stayed in Xiao Meiren's room with sister Hongwei in the morning.

Since Xiao Meiren got up in the morning, her attitude towards different people is different.

He's a bit groggy in the morning and it takes a while to wake up after he wakes up.

If sister Hongwei was by her side, Beauty Xiao would wake up very quickly: "Good morning, Hongwei."

He sat up and said good morning to Sister Hongwei in a very polite and demeanor manner, and then waited for Sister Hongwei to feed the fish in the courtyard, he immediately lay down and retracted into the quilt, waited for about a quarter of an hour, and then slowly got up .

If Su Jianchi was by his side, he would see Xiao Meiren sitting up with her eyes closed, and then she leaned into Su Jianchi's arms.

Su Jianchi caught Xiao Meiren, shook his hand worriedly, touched his forehead, and asked, "Are you feeling uncomfortable?"

Xiao Meiren: "Sleepy...I can't see now, Jianchi, kiss me secretly."

After Xiao Meiren said this, Su Jianchi would freeze.

It is impossible to kiss, Su Jianchi's whole body is tense, his silence is as stiff as a stone, his face is getting more and more terrifying, but if you look closely, you will find panic and embarrassment.

Then Xiao Meiren leaned on Su Jianchi's shoulder and laughed, she woke up with a smile.

If Senior Rong was beside her, Beauty Xiao would sit obediently by herself, close her eyes and wait for the sleepiness to pass.

Senior Rong took the initiative to sit on the side of the bed, and stretched out his hand to embrace Xiao Meiren's shoulder: "Why don't you let me kiss you?"

Xiao Meiren opened her eyes, grabbed the cushion behind her to block Senior Rong's approaching face: "Because you really know how to kiss, Senior."

If Luo Yan is by your side.

Without this, he would be stopped by Su Jianchi in the courtyard to "discuss and communicate" as soon as he showed up.

Young Master Feng also came in the morning, but he didn't come into the house recently, just stood on the flower stand outside the window.

Xiao Meiren also treated them differently when drinking medicine.

Sister Hongwei took the medicine, Xiao Meiren: "You have worked hard, Junior Sister. I blamed me for letting Junior Sister work for me these few days. Junior Sister seems to have lost weight? Although the common saying is 'Slim Beauty', Junior Sister She is a beautiful woman in the first place, it is better to take care and rest more."

Su Jianchi brought over the medicine, Xiao Meiren said, "Don't drink it."

Su Jianchi: "Be obedient."

Beauty Xiao: "No."

Then he drank the medicine.

(Just act like a baby.) (cross out)

Senior Rong took the medicine, and Beauty Xiao stared at Senior Rong without saying a word.

Senior Rong held the medicine bowl in one hand, and patted Xiao Meiren's head with the other: "Put the sugar in, I've tasted it, it's not bitter."

Luo Yan passed the medicine, Xiao Meiren looked at Luo Yan, lowered her head and stared at the medicine bowl: "What's in this bowl of medicine?"

Luo Yan: "Things that can make you obedient and let me do whatever I want."

Xiao Meiren: "Well, take a sip first."

Luo Yan: "What if I don't drink?"

Xiao Meiren: "You can't even beat the sword pool."

Luo Yan: "..."

Xiao Meiren: "Hey, take a sip first, just one sip. I'll drink after you drink."

Xiao Meiren: "How about I feed you?"

Luo Yan: "..."

Master Feng Shaocheng came over with the medicine, put down the medicine bowl and immediately pinched his nose in distaste: "What kind of medicine, this smell is killing me, you just drink this?"

Xiao Meiren drank the medicine, Feng Shaocheng stared closely: "Why drink it so fast, this medicine is so hot, you are not afraid of choking it? Isn't it bitter? Are you not very sensitive to taste? Have you finished drinking it? It's so bad How long are you going to drink?"

After Xiao Meiren finished drinking the medicine, she put the empty bowl aside, and hooked her fingers at Young City Master Feng.

As Young Master Feng approached, Beauty Xiao suddenly got a little medicine dregs on the bottom of the bowl with her fingertips, grabbed the skirt of Young Master Feng's clothes with one hand, and sent the dregs of medicine into his mouth with the other.

Young Master Feng: "???!!! Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!!!"

Young Master Feng's face flushed red: "Xiao Yu---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"

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Huize Xiao's Hongwei: ...Damn it, stupid fish, wake up, who is clinging to you? !If it wasn't for Luo Yan haunting the senior brother's room, would you think I would be willing to go out and hug your dead fish tank? !

Huize Xiao's Hongwei: By the way, Junior Brother Xiao Ling hasn't appeared for a while?Junior Brother Ling, if you don't come back, Senior Brother Xiao Yu will really be taken away by others!

Huize Xiaorong Xiaorong: It is estimated that the spiritual value in the secret realm is unstable, and Brother Ling's melting light mirror cannot be used recently.

Meet each other - Palace of Beasts: ? ? ?Will the round mirror of melting light be unusable in the secret realm?

Huize Xiaorong replied to Ying Xiangfeng: Yes, this situation is quite common. After all, the secret cave is also equivalent to an independent small world, so it is strange that they can keep in touch with each other stably.Not only the light-melting round mirror, but also the light-tracking beads are also prone to failure.

Ying Xiangfeng replied to Huize Xiao Rong:? ? ?How could Tong Qian use the light tracing beads when she was in the beast den?

Huize Xiaorong replied to Ying Xiangfeng: I know this may be a little hard to accept, but... Although that Yun is rolling to death in the melon field every day, she is really a master craftsman.Dear, do you want to know about the bare-handed modification?

Su Wenyue replied to Ying Xiangfeng: Dear, here I suggest you check out the latest "Four Seas and Eight Barrens Experience Secret Realm: Detailed Explanation of Earth-Level Secret Realm Complete Raiders" produced by Tianshui Academy last year, and pay attention to the author's signature——Map Drawing: Tong Qing/Tong Qian Technology Support: Tong Qian.

Meet each other - Palace of Beasts: ? ? ? ……Grass!

He Ying-Ruomu Amagi: Grass!

Fenglang-Ruomu Tiancheng: Grass!

Fenglang-Ruomu Tiancheng:? ? ?Why is there a "Special Thanks: Xiao Yu" under the author's signature, and what the hell is the remark, "The beauty of a beauty is the direction of my life"?

Tong Qian replied to Feng Lang: Young City Lord!Don't 98, don't [-], Tianshui Institute's strongest portrait artist is doing his best to draw a portrait of Xiao Yu's beauty that everyone loves. Do you know?From then on, the long night is no longer lonely, and the dangerous secret place is no longer lonely!

Tong Qian replied to Feng Lang: Young City Lord, let me tell you!My sister and I met a group of indigenous monsters in a secret realm, they are very facial-controlling!A whole group of them chased me and my sister to eat us, we couldn't run anymore, and then a portrait of the beauty Xiaoyu I was carrying fell off, and as a result, all the aboriginal monsters gathered around to look at the portrait, I was fascinated by watching, my sister and I quickly took the opportunity to escape!

Ying Xiangfeng replied to Tong Qian: ... You went to the secret realm to collect materials and take risks, and you still carry the portrait of fellow Taoist Xiao Yu with you?

Tong Qian replied to Ying Xiangfeng: Life is so difficult, why don't you let the beauty recover?