The first beauty overturned

Theme: [Metaphysics] Free fortune-telling at Jiuxuanmen, to save character for crossing the catastrophe, enough for 99 people to seal the building.

Anonymous Xiaoxiu Zero Zero Zero (landlord):

Only for good and bad luck, fellow Taoists who enter the building to ask for divination, please leave your horoscope and what you are asking for in hidden text.

If you are seeking divination for others, leave the other party's horoscope.

Not including anyone's marriage with Fellow Daoist Xiao Yu, the probability of entering the fish pond, and other issues.

Some fellow Taoists, please be sober!

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Anonymous Xiaoxiu Zero Zero One:

Wow, crossing the catastrophe!Congratulations to the host!

I heard that before the Nine Profound Sect crosses the catastrophe, all the super bosses will come here to save character!

This is my horoscope, the host can help me figure out which day I can meet beauty Xiao Yu when I go out in the next three days? (dog head)

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Anonymous Xiaoxiu Zero Zero Two (landlord):

The upstairs ignores the rules of the building and molested the landlord. If you sow today, you will reap the fruits tomorrow, and the purchase of spiritual materials in the next three days will be super doubled!

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Anonymous Xiaoxiu Zero Zero Three:

? ? !

Landlord, don't!I added a dog head to save my life! QQ

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……

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Anonymous Xiaoxiu Zero Seventy-Four (heart):

Sorry, I recently received requests for help from two friends at the same time.

While going late, I am afraid that my friend will make a big mistake and hurt other people's lives.

On the other side, another friend is in jail himself, and I don't know how long he can last.

Please ask the landlord to calculate the good and bad luck of the two of them in recent days.

The horoscope has been attached in hidden text: [Visible to the designated objects and administrators of the floor master]

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Anonymous Xiaoxiu Zero Seventy-Five (heart):

Hey, why is there a heart behind my anonymous?

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Anonymous Xiaoxiu Zero Seventy-six (heart):

what……

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Anonymous Xiaoxiu Zero Seventy-seven:

Fuck!upstairs……

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Anonymous Xiaoxiu Zero Seventy-Eight:

Shhh, the young master said, don't bother...

Everyone calm down, watch politely, don't scare away...

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Anonymous Xiaoxiu Zero Seventy-Nine:

Woohoo, the closest I've ever been to... in my life!

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, i want to keep it for a lifetime!

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Anonymous Xiaoxiu Zero Eighty Zero:

Upstairs old dog licking.

(Heart) Don't reply to him, please reply to me!I am more handsome than him and cuter than him!

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Anonymous Xiaoxiu Zero Bayi:

? ? ?What's the matter with you, is it funny to have a special symbol?What code words are they typing one by one?

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Anonymous Xiaoxiu [-] (heart):

……

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Anonymous Xiaoxiu [-] (landlord):

... the hand holding the hexagram trembled slightly...

That's it, this (heart) layer master.

If I suggest you go to one of them first, and delay the other.

Can you guarantee that the delayed one will not come to Jiuxuanmen to talk to me afterwards?

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Anonymous Xiaoxiu [-] (heart):

...Promise, you count.

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Anonymous Xiaoxiu [-] (landlord):

Also guarantee that no matter which one I suggest you go to, the two who gave you the mark (heart) will not send someone to talk to me?

And that, that, that, that and that, they don't mind either, they won't bother me?

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Anonymous Xiaoxiu Zero Eighty-six:

Damn, I actually completely understood who these five "those" were referring to!

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Anonymous Xiaoxiu Zero Eighty Seven (Heart):

... Please also feel at ease, the landlord, and do divination with peace of mind.

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Anonymous Xiaoxiu Zero Eighty-Eight (heart):

I went to the administrator's message floor to leave a message, but there has been no reply.

May I ask who is free, please tell them for me, and erase the (heart) behind my anonymity?

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Famous overhaul [-]|[-] (Zhenqian Momenling Wujue):

Do not wipe.

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Famous Overhaul Zero Nine Zero (Dingkun Momen Mausoleum Wuchen):

cute.

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Anonymous Xiaoxiu Zero Nine One (heart) (flower):

you……

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Anonymous Xiaoxiu Zero Ninety Two (heart) (flower):

……Fine.

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Question: The subject just came back from the anonymous area next door, saw a fortune-telling building, and suddenly thought of a question-why every ten years, the Xuanlin Shaodi of Wanshou Palace and the Black Dragon Emperor of Huanglongyuan will retreat at the same time, half a year And then exit at the same time?

I know that Young Emperor Xuanlin wanted to shed his skin, but where is Lord Long?

A snake and a dragon, it is said that a snake can be transformed into a dragon after ten thousand years of practice, so there should be no relationship between the young emperor Xuanlin and the dragon king, right?

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Childlike love - the first melon of Feimo Liuyin:

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The reason why you have such doubts is because you don't understand the cause and effect relationship.

It is precisely because the Dragon King has to retreat and change his scales at a fixed special period every 50 years, so Emperor Xuanlin also needs to retreat and shed his skin at the same time.

It's genetic.

Young Emperor Xuanlin and Lord Long are indeed related by blood, but they are much closer than relatives.

The young emperor is regarded as the flesh and blood of the dragon king.

I know what you guys want to ask.That's right, it is the Black Dragon Emperor who is known as the number one abstinent flower in the world, and Young Emperor Xuanlin is his son.

The Black Dragon Emperor has never been married, but all fellow Taoists know his physique.

Young Emperor Xuanlin's mother was a saintess of the snake clan in Wanshou Palace, one of the three major domains of the demon world. She was the famous one who pretended to be innocent and harmless to deceive the Dragon Lord into trusting her, and almost ate him up.

Although the snake saint did not succeed, she was stopped in time by Fellow Daoist Xiao Yu.

But she gouged out a piece of flesh and blood from the dragon's tail, and fused with her demon pill.

The saint died because of the loss of the demon core. After the fusion of the demon core and the Dragon Lord's flesh and blood, a black snake was born, which was the young emperor Xuanlin.

The Dragon Lord is calm and rational, but he didn't anger the young emperor because of the snake saint, but he doesn't recognize this bloodline because of human nature.

During that time, fellow Taoist Xiao Yu lived in Huanglongyuan to take care of the seriously injured Dragon Lord, and at the same time helped raise the young emperor.

After the Dragon King recovered from his injuries, he didn't want to leave the young emperor in Huanglongyuan, so he asked Xiao Yu to send him back to the Snake Clan's territory.

Due to the relationship of flesh and blood, Shao Di is similar to Long Jun in many aspects. For example, he retreats once every ten years. Although the original body of Shao Di is a black snake, he can also spread clouds and rain.

But there are many aspects that are not the same. First of all, they look very different.

The young emperor's facial features resembled his mother's, delicate and refined, and also resembled Xiao Yu's great beauty. It is said that it was because Taoist friend Xiao Yu had been taking care of him before his transformation.

Longjun snow mountain reflects the moon.

Many fellow Taoists wonder why Lord Long attracts wolves so easily, and they are all extremely ferocious wolves. If they have the opportunity to meet Lord Long in Huanglongyuan, they will understand.

(Of course the holy and abstinent highland flowers are picked and played with.) (Strike out)

By the way, since Dragon Lord is mentioned, I would like to add a little gossip to everyone.

Long Jun is very famous for his strange fate with women, but in fact he has a more special physique.

The dragon king is very lucky.

To what extent do you recruit money?

I tripped and fell when I went for a walk, and when I got up, I found a thousand-year-old pearl oyster kicked out from under my feet.

It is said that one of the ancestors of the Dragon King was a dragon formed by a lucky koi jumping over the dragon gate.

Koi with different bloodlines have different levels of luck, some are deep and some are shallow, and the branch of Hualong undoubtedly has the strongest luck.

The koi that Xiao Yu’s friend Daoist brought to his house to be raised by himself said that his cousin’s ancestors had elders who transformed into dragons, so it should be the same one.

Daoist Xiao Yu, who sent the lucky koi to his door automatically and consciously, and the lucky salted fish who was adopted by fellow Taoist Xiao Yu smoothly, and then lived a life of eating and drinking, watching beauties and seductive eyes. .

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Jin Yu-Hui Ze Xiao's Fortune Fish: That must be me!

Tong Qian replied to Jin Yu: Suck!Alright, I've sucked this koi, you can ask the beauty Xiao Yu to come out and let me continue rubbing it.

Luo Xiu replied to Jin Yu: Suck!Alright, I've sucked this koi, you can ask the beauty Xiao Yu to come out and let me continue rubbing it.

Huize Xiao's Hongwei replied to Jin Yu: I specially put you in the pool for you to swim a few more laps to exercise, and you are lazy here again, if you don't look at yourself, you are almost fat like a puffer fish!

I'm so mad, you said that you are afraid that if you eat too fat, you won't look good when you swim, you will be rejected by your senior, and you want to lose weight while your senior is out, otherwise, would I be willing to stare at you? !

When the brother comes back, I will tell him that you are too fat and send you to the kitchen!

Jinyu replied to Huize Xiao's Hongwei: Sister Hongwei is so fierce, she is afraid, she dare not speak 0x0

Huize Xiao's Hongwei replied to Jin Yu: Is this fierce?I haven't started to kill you yet - now!To my wife!Go swimming! ! !

Tong Qian replied to Huize Xiao's Hongwei: Beauty Xiao Yu went out QAQ?We will return to Huiwen City tomorrow, and we will stay at Su's house for a few days, and we would like to invite you to dinner.

Huize Xiao's Hongwei replied to Tong Qian: I just left before the time for a cup of tea, and I left with Junior Brother Ling, it seems that there is something urgent.

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Question: Does any fellow Taoist know the Bicong Ridge [-] miles north of Shumo City? When did the sky-thirsty python demon king come there?

Going to Bicongling today, I was stopped by a fellow Taoist snake demon.

Fellow Daoist Snake Demon said he wanted to eat me, and then he lowered his head and took me away.

I threw it into the Bicongling area, which is usually extremely difficult to enter, but because the snake monster Taoist is huge and stands taller than the mountain, so he can put me on the top of Lancui Peak with just lowering his head.

My purpose of this trip is to dig jade mines at the top of Lancui Peak. I am really thankful to this kind fellow Daoist snake demon, oh no, fellow daoist Daoist Heaven Devouring Python Demon King.

There are a few fellows on Lancui Peak, all of whom, like me, were brought up to the peak by the Heaven-devouring Python Demon King.

Most of everyone is very good, there is only one fellow Taoist, or Daoist, in short, you can tell from the clothes that you are different from us wandering casual cultivators, only he is in a coma and is in a mess.

According to others, it was because he insulted the fellow snake demon and kept trying to escape, so he was beaten unconscious by the fellow snake demon.

Fellow Daoist Snake Demon said he wanted to eat us, but he didn't eat us either.

He said that after a closer look, we felt that we were all too thin, and our mouths would leak out from between our teeth.

This remark is very reasonable.

We chatted and had a good time with fellow Taoist snake demon, and now fellow Taoist snake demon is helping me dig jade mines with the tip of his tail, while his head is hanging on another mountain, helping another fellow Taoist to find purple ginseng.

He is really an enthusiastic fellow Taoist. I don’t know if he still remembers to eat us.

By the way, I just remembered whether the Demon King of the Devouring Python is the villain in the storybook "Swallowing Heaven Records", Tianshui Wenxinyuan... Oh, now it is a fiction in the storybook written by Taoist Qiulin of Feimo Liuyinge Role?

So it turns out, this fellow daoist is a fan of fellow daoist Qiu Lin?

"Swallowing the Sky" so high?

But having said that, is it okay for this fellow Taoist to occupy Bicong Ridge?

The Cultivation World and the Demon Realm have different climates, water, soil, and spiritual energy concentrations. Usually, those who come between the two sides with a little bit of cultivation may not be satisfied with the water and soil. This fellow snake demon is entrenched here, will it...

...Okay, I just saw this friend of the Heaven Devouring Python Monster King vomit...

It's been hot recently, maybe it's heatstroke...

Almost forgot the purpose of the question!

Is there any fellow Taoist near Bicong Ridge, who can bring some medicine here now, this fellow python looks really uncomfortable?

Also, does any fellow Taoist know this fellow Taoist python? Can you tell his relatives in Yaoyu to take him back as soon as possible, and ask a doctor from Huang Tianxuechuan to check his sanity?

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Hui Ze Xiao Shiyu:

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...I brought the elixir, and I will be there.

What about meeting each other, didn't it mean that the demons of the Wanshou Palace found Xuanlin yesterday?

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Huize Xiao Shiling: These guys are really unreliable, brother, don't be angry.

Ying Xiangfeng replied to Hui Ze Xiao Shiling: →A→

Ying Encounter-Wan Beast Palace: Fellow Daoist Xiao Yu, that's right, we did find the Young Emperor yesterday, and surrounded and protected Bicong Ridge to isolate idlers and others.

However, Shaodi came from Shumo City before.

Shumo City is the home of Tianshui Literary Heart Institute, where the literary style is flourishing, and there are countless people singing poetry, commenting on Tantan, storytelling and lectures on the street.

Although the Young Emperor was born with an adult physique, his mind was still a child, and now he has lost his memory. He heard "Swallowing Heaven Records" by chance, and the python demon king described in it was somewhat similar to his original body, so he decided that he was the words. The Sky Devouring Python Demon King in this book.

Fellow Daoist Xiao Yu, you are well aware of the young emperor's cultivation talent.

In "Swallowing Heaven Records", the demon king of the devouring python has a move. He swings his tail to cut open the space and throw the enemy into it...

Huize Xiao Shiyu replied to Ying Feng: ...

Ying Xiangfeng replied to Huize Xiao Shiyu: The young emperor probably subconsciously still remembers the Wanshou Palace. He swiped and swiped the snake's tail yesterday, tearing apart the space and driving us all back to the demon realm.

We are rushing back at full speed, and fellow Taoist Xiao Yu will take care of the young emperor for us before that!

Hui Ze and Xiao Shiyu replied to Ying Xiangfeng: ...OK.

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In front of you is Shumo City. On the northern horizon, you can already see the blue and undulating mountain shadow of Bicongling.

Xiao Yu was passing through the city in a white coat, passing by a bookstall, happened to see a copy of "Swallowing Heaven Records", and bought it.

Xiao Ling grabbed the storybook attentively: "I'll come, senior brother, I'll read it to you."

Xiao Ling opened the script: ""Swallowing Heaven Records" tells the story of a powerful monk, Mr. Rong, who fights evil pythons and poisonous dragons, finally defeats countless vicious and powerful enemies, and gets married with his sweetheart, the most beautiful woman in the world, Fairy Yu. "

The crisp recitation stopped, and a strange silence filled the air.

Xiao Yu looked back at his junior brother, the beauty narrowed her eyes slightly like a cat in the afternoon sun: "Read it again."

Xiao Ling smiled brightly and cutely, and recounted the outline of the story out loud with glee.

Then, without the instruction of the senior brother, he read to the column of editors: "Author: Qiu Lin, proofreader: Rong Wei."

The author has something to say: the fourth sister will send it to you, and I will add an update tomorrow.

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I figured out what happened yesterday.

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EDIT: Clip sorting is complicated, not just looking at clicks, favorites and earnings.

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Kind lady: Because you updated [-] words at zero point, and no one else updated it, it means that you have [-] words more than others and lower the ranking of [-] words. .

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In fact, I know that the ranking will be dropped after the update, but I think it is always updated at zero o'clock. There must be a cutie waiting for the update, so I didn't change the time.

I thought it would be acceptable to lose a little bit, but I think the grades of this book can be climbed up.

I really didn't expect to fall into the top two articles whose income is only one-seventh of mine (I happened to be in the same group as the author, so I went to ask).

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Wronged or wronged, but I blame myself.

What's worse is that due to yesterday's impact, the income of this book should not be as good as that of the same period.

I hope the follow-up list is not too bad.

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Thanks for the comfort of the little cuties, how to repay, the only way is to add more.

这一更卡6月1号11：59，算1号的更新。

It is equivalent to saying that the 2nd issue has not been updated, and there will be 2 words before the [-]nd issue ends.

I will work hard!