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Chapter 49 Just ask you if their face hurts!
"It's getting late, but does anyone know?" Xuan Yiwen asked.
The field gradually became quiet, you look at me, I look at you, for a long time no one stood up, and the Holy Majesty also saw it, but he still sat as firmly as Mount Tai...
"Why, Aksu Shanfu...can you tell? It seems that the [-] figure is going to be lost...hahaha..." Xuan Yiwen was proud.
"Oh? Xiao Wang doesn't think so, Xuan Yiqian, why don't I argue first?"
Xuan Yiqian's clear voice sounded, and he stood up straight away, "No need to say more, come on..."
A relatively thin man behind Aksu Shanfu also stood up immediately, "Since it's an argument, those who don't talk much may be unreasonable!"
The first blow was blocked, Xuan Yiqian looked at the other party contemptuously and said: "It really can make Xiao Wang happy. May I ask whether men are important or women are important in this world?"
Everyone also temporarily put down their guesses on the three items, and began to pay attention to the debate between the two. Bai Mo also began to think seriously, and sorted out their so-called debate methods by the way...
After a while, the Dan Guo man thought about it and raised his voice: "Women need a man to be in charge of the family and think that men are important. Men need a woman to carry on the family because they think women are more important." Everyone on the field seemed satisfied with this answer and nodded. , so the man from Shan Kingdom continued: "Day after day, the sun rises and the moon sets, dare to ask the prince of Xuan Kingdom, when does the sun start to set, and when does the moon start to rise?"
"Good question!" Xuan Yiqian was really quick-witted, and many people answered directly when they were still understanding this question: "After the sun rises, it goes towards the sunset, and the beginning of the sun rises is also the beginning of the sunset. It is difficult to ask when the moon rises, the sun rises and the moon sets, and the sun rises and the moon rises. Do you really want me to answer you that the sunset is the beginning of the moon rising? How can I be fooled by you, the sun has not yet set The moon has risen everywhere..."
It seems that this is indeed the case, many people have already followed Xuan Yiqian's rhythm, and because of his words, they showed various signs of awakening...
"Since the sun rises and goes towards the sunset, the moonset should also go towards the moonrise where I can't see it, but if Xiao Wang said that, you would say that you can't argue with guesswork, Then Xiao Wang will give you another comment. If the sky is not clear and the sun does not come out, there will be no sun rise and sunset. When the sky clears, the sun will rise when the sun first appears, and the sun will set when the sun last appears. At that time, then...the moon rises at the beginning of the night when the moon appears! Yes or no!" Xuan Yi looked around proudly.
His remarks really convinced almost everyone on the field, and several masters of Jijiu also nodded one after another. Mr. Hua blushed even more, pulling his mustache and staring at Xuan Yiqian closely, afraid If this Xuan Yiqian is from the Su country, Hua Laoding will not let him go!And Bai Mo couldn't help but want to give this Xuan Yiqian a thumbs-up. People here think it's guesswork, but in Bai Mo's view, it is indeed the truth. If a limited person can be recorded in the annals of history and handed down for thousands of years, then he will be No.1 who pioneered.Of course, Bai Mo was not idle either. After confirming their way of debating, he began to search for some similar problems in his memory.
"I admire it!"
"Is this admitting defeat?"
The man smiled humbly and said: "How could it be... I am afraid that the prince of Xuan Kingdom needs to work harder, please!"
"Okay! Hmph...Then I will ask you again, in the barren land of the country, why do most people live poorer and poorer?"
"Life is because it requires a lot of physical labor to survive. It is even more hopeful that even if one person attains the Tao, the whole family can ascend to heaven. However, if there are too many people, the food and clothing costs will naturally increase, which will increase the burden on the family, but they will not be able to reproduce. Upbringing, of course, is difficult to get ahead, the more you can't get it, the more you want to get it, and because people need more labor force, they can only continue to find the solution by procreation, and so on, that's it ...The ability to provide him with upbringing should be able to slowly ease, and the country is willing to do so, so there are few people who will be bullied! The prince of the Xuan Kingdom...but it is also the same..." Before he finished, the man continued a sentence like It's a very light thing to say to yourself, "Hey...the more you know, the more powerless you will be..."
"Hmph..." Xuan Yiqian's hum was obviously not as clear and powerful as before.
The field also became a little quieter, and even the rhythm of the music turned to low and slow, although it was not intentional, it just fit the current scene...
"Prince Xuan Kingdom, although you are quick-witted, you are not tough enough to attack, so don't blame me... May I ask whether the chicken or the egg came first in this world!"
"you!"
"Acceptance!"
"Cheating!"
"How to cheat, you can also argue!"
"There is no solution to this problem!"
"The prince admits that he has won?! Debate is a word of 'solution', everything has a solution, no solution is just that you can't solve it." After speaking, the man bowed to Aksu Shanfu.
Aksu Shanfu applauded and let the man sit down, then said with a sneer, "Why, Xuan Yiwen, do you want to be a rascal for a while?"
"Yiqian, sit down..." Xuan Yiwen let Xuan Yiqian sit down calmly, and then said to the opposite side: "Brother Shanfu, don't judge the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. You win. So what? Can you name any of them again? Hahaha..." After drinking the wine in the cup and slowly scanning around, he stood up and faced Su Jun, and at the same time raised the imperial edict in his hand and said : "Sage Monarch Su, can I destroy this imperial edict now?"
The Holy Majesty still calmly asked the crowd: "Is it true that no one can know?" Looking around, all civil and military officials lowered their heads, but the Holy Majesty remained calm, "It seems that you also need to go out more to see more , so as not to be laughed at because of age..."
"Where is the Holy King talking, this time it is Yiwen who has been prepared, and it is reasonable for no one to know. Yiwen will not dare to laugh, but Yiwen still has to thank the Holy King. This edict Yiwen..."
"Wait!" Aksu Shanfu interrupted Xuan Yiwen again in a cold voice.When everyone gathered their eyes, he continued, "Xuan Yiwen, you don't need to destroy this imperial edict."
"Hmph...Brother Shanfu, do you still want to take it by force?" Xuan Yiwen held the edict and looked at the cold Aksu Shanfu with a funny face.
"Of course not! It's just...Xiao Wang seems to suddenly remember...what is in this first jade box, I'm afraid you are going to be very happy..."
Xuan Yiwen narrowed his eyes suddenly, looked at Aksu Shanfu seriously and said, "I want to listen, what you call remembering is the ability king Kuanglan! Hmph!"
"Sea buckthorn, in the shape of a hollow oblate ball with different sizes, inhabits between rocky reefs with luxuriant seaweed or in the gravel bottom and rock crevices." Aksu Shanfu suddenly raised his head to look at Xuan Yiwen, sneered twice, and then continued Said: "And the thorns and fork spines of this thing are highly poisonous, which can make people have difficulty breathing, muscle paralysis, convulsions and even death."
Suddenly, the sound of a wine glass falling to the ground drew the eyes of everyone on the quiet court to Xuan Yiwen's side. Xuan Yiwen's face was shocked, and a few drops of cold sweat oozed from his temples. Yiqian also froze with a dull expression, the wine glass was still rolling at his feet...
"Hahahaha... In the end, extreme joy begets sorrow! Xuan Yiwen, let's let go of your imperial edict..." Aksu Shanfu, who had been sitting quietly for a long time, finally stood up and slowly walked towards the eldest princess As he walked, his eyes were fixed on the eldest princess for a moment.
There was silence on the field, and the music also stopped at this moment. This time it was not a coincidence, but they were so shocked by the current situation that they forgot to move.
Just two steps away from the princess and consort's table, Aksu Shanfu stood still, and said with a wicked smile on his cold and handsome face, "Princess, it's good for Shanfu to get this edict for you." ?”
But the eldest princess still smiled calmly as always, let alone answering...
At this time, many people noticed that the son-in-law next to the eldest princess was smiling, and his eyes sparkled with a deep smile. Some people thought that the son-in-law might have gone mad from anger, but there were still a few people. Don't think so, there is Hua Lao among them, and Hua Lao didn't know why, he grabbed his goatee with both hands and stood up directly, looking at the son-in-law expectantly...
"Ah..." Bai Mo suddenly stretched out comfortably, then looked at the displeased Aksu Shanfu in front of him and said, "Oh, I'm really sorry for disturbing your affection for the eldest princess. It's just... this son-in-law feels that since your performance is over..." Bai Mo's sloppiness suddenly disappeared, "Of course it's my turn!"
"Oh? How else does the son-in-law want to perform?" Aksu Shanfu said with disdain.
"This...you wait first..." As he said that, Bai Mo stood up and shook his robe, and then said to the Holy Majesty, "My Majesty, there are people who want to bully the eldest princess..." Before they finished speaking, many people They have already started to feel sorry for the eldest princess, but Bai Mo continued: "Please allow Bai Mo to take this edict for the eldest princess!"
Such brash words made everyone gasp, but what followed was the hearty laughter of the Holy Majesty: "Okay, okay! Just take it, the son-in-law. If you get it, you will be respected and rewarded!"
"Thank you, my lord, I wonder if Bai Mo can trouble Eunuch Fu to prepare something..."
"allow……"
"A pair of very, very thick gloves, a pair of kitchen scissors, some small grass clippings... Oh, and a hammer just in case... Well, that's all, there is Mr. Laofu..."
"Your son-in-law is being polite, this old slave is going to prepare now..."
"Enenen..." After speaking, Bai Mo looked in the direction of Shan Guo, but was blocked by Aksu Shanfu, so he said with disgust: "Hey! Trouble two!...Prince, let me stand in the way of my son-in-law Already!"
Aksu Shanfu snorted coldly with a sullen face, then turned sideways and crossed his arms around his chest.
"The thinner one... hey~ yes! It's just you! Before the things come, I will argue with you first!"
"Oh?" The man stood up and answered with a smile on his face.
"Come on, did you just ask which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
"Exactly, does the son-in-law know?"
"I don't know, but you do."
"Hehe... the son-in-law was joking, and I won't tell you whether I know it or not."
Bai Mo suddenly smiled meaningfully at him and said, "My son-in-law asks you, do eggs come before the word chicken or egg?"
"Of course it's the character chicken!" The other side replied quickly.
"Hey, don't you know how to tell me? Oh ~ so since the word chicken comes first, does the egg have to have the chicken first?"
"It's unreasonable to argue like this!"
"Is it unreasonable? Well...then let me ask you again, were you born by your mother?"
"nature!"
"Is that because your mother first existed before you!"
"Yes……"
"The egg was born by its mother?"
"Yes……"
"Then its mother is a chicken?"
"..."
"If you admit that the mother first had the child, then you also admit the chicken that my son-in-law said..."
"..."
"Why, do I need to change my defense?"
"Don't use it!"
"That's good, but it's my turn? Well... If Aksu Shanfu is in the desert, he has two glasses of water, a glass of urine, and a glass of footwashing water. If he needs a drink to maintain his life, which one should he drink?" ?”
"you!"
"You... what you!" Bai Mo seemed to be afraid of their vicious looks, and timidly backed away, "What are you going to do, why do you still have to fight in the debate!"
"Where is this a topic of debate!"
"Why not, two glasses of water, one cup of urine, and one cup of footwashing water. According to medical theory, there are many substances in urine, which can heal wounds and have other beneficial effects. Footwashing water will not have much effect. If It's just to maintain life, don't you still have two glasses of water? Just drink water!"
"The son-in-law is talking about two glasses of water, one cup of urine, and one cup of water for washing feet!"
"That's right, two glasses of water, one cup of urine water, one cup of footwashing water, a total of four cups..."
"you!"
"What's the matter? Okay, okay, since your Excellency says it doesn't count, let's not count it, then I will change the concubine, um... So, if Aksu Shanfu's mother and the eldest princess fell into the water at the same time, and neither of them would Water-based, and Aksu Shanfu can only save one person, who will he save?"
"Naturally..."
"who is it?"
The man hesitated for a long time but didn't dare to speak, finally he could only lower his head and say: "I lost..."
"Eh, you gave up so soon?" Bai Mo touched his forehead in embarrassment and said in a low but clear voice: "Okay...then let you go...you are also pitiful"
"It's just winning the debate, how can you get Xuan Yiwen's imperial edict!" Aksu Shanfu said coldly.
Bai Mo glanced at him again, but out of the corner of his eye he saw Eunuch Fu coming with someone, "Don't worry...look, this is not here!" Bai Mo took two steps forward to meet him, "Eunuch Fu, you have worked so hard!" Hard work..." As he spoke, he took a thick glove from the little father-in-law behind and put it on his left hand, then took the scissors in his right hand and walked towards the first jade box.
When Bai Mo was about to reach out his hand, he suddenly stopped, then turned to look at Xuan Yiwen and asked, "Prince Xuan Yiwen, can I break it?"
Xuan Yiwen looked back at him puzzled, because of his performance just now, even if he showed an innocent and harmless appearance, it might still give him a heavy blow, Xuan Yiwen nodded weakly.
Baimo immediately replied happily: "Thank you!" After speaking, he reached out and took out the 'venomous' sea buckthorn, then squatted down, and cut it there with scissors. Before lifting it, she called out "Water!" Xi'er beside Yunling was very excited, grabbed the water bottle on the maid's tray and walked over...
"Consort..."
"Fall here..."
"kindness……"
"Continue to pour..."
"kindness……"
"Pour some more..."
"Well..."
After a while...
"Okay!" Bai Mo happily threw away the scissors, and then ran back to the table to pick up the chopsticks. Under the surprised gaze of everyone, the son-in-law actually picked out a yellow strip from the 'venomous' sea thorn. Tongue-shaped thing, put it in his mouth and chewed...
"Enenen...delicious..." Then he took out another one and carefully handed it to the eldest princess's mouth, "Try it...it's delicious..."
Yun Ling glared at Bai Mo, but still opened her mouth slightly, Bai Mo secretly smiled, quickly stuffed it into her mouth, and then stared at her expression... she was very disappointed... This woman is always like this Boring!
"Is it delicious?" Bai Mo asked expectantly in order to continue acting.
"It's still..."
"The mouth is so tricky, such a treasure..." Of course, Bai Mo didn't dare to give it to the sage to eat, three chopsticks went down, and the rest was eaten, and the empty shell was thrown on the table casually, couldn't help but smash it He pursed his lips and glanced around secretly, who knows how much Baimo wants to ask his father-in-law again to use the broom and dustpan, and clean up all the eyeballs on the ground!Including the eyeballs of Aksu Shanfu whose head was broken!
After Bai Mo went to the little eunuch again, took another glove and put it on, she came to the second jade box, similarly, she retracted her outstretched hand and turned to look at Xuan Yiwen again.After getting a silly nod back from the other side, he took it in his hand anxiously, and when he turned around and saw the crack, he was happy again, "Haha...it's done!" He put it on the jade box and opened it forcefully , and then seemed to feel that there was not enough space, and took it back to his desk again, "Chopsticks! Empty plate!" After a while, Bai Mo took the new chopsticks handed over by Xier and began to pick up the meat, and took the time to point at Xier. He said: "Well, clever, I'll have a share for you later!" But the big taste frightened Xi'er to wave her hand quickly, Bai Mo gave her a supercilious look and continued to work, and in the end she ate it first, Eating it in front of everyone is delicious...
After eating the foam, of course I didn't forget Yunling, and I fed it in front of everyone, Yunling is also amazing, this kind of taste, not everyone can accept it for the first time, and there may be no precedent in this kind of food. Under such circumstances, Yunling still ate it calmly, which made Baimo look at her with admiration!After giving each one to the Holy One and the envoys of the two countries, he handed the last one directly to the old Hua who was about to tear off his beard under the eyes of everyone. He was so happy that he almost hugged white foam. Weep bitterly!
Finally it was the third turn. This time, Bai Mo went up empty-handed. When he reached out for the third time and stopped to look at Xuan Yiwen, Xuan Yiwen had already collapsed and shouted directly: "If this son-in-law is still alive It can be eaten! This king will... this king will..."
Bai Mo's mentality is so ashamed, look, I almost drove an eldest prince crazy! "Ahem...Prince Xuan Yiwen, calm down, I just want to ask, can I put it on the ground?"
"Naturally..." Xuan Yiwen stammered in embarrassment.
"Thank you..." Bai Mo nodded and smiled friendlyly.After that, he picked up the thing and put it on the ground, then ran to take the grass clippings in the father-in-law's hand and scattered them on the ground randomly, and then fiddled with the thing randomly, and the thing lit up directly after a while , and even crawled on the ground by himself, wandering around, passing by, there was no grass clippings left on the ground, clean... Bai Mo picked it up again when he was almost done, and stroked it symbolically a few times. After taking it down, put it back gently.
Then Bai Mo walked directly in front of Xuan Yiwen, "Prince Xuan Yiwen, look, can you give me that thing?" Bai Mo pointed to the edict in his pocket and said.
Xuan Yiwen stared at her eyes, never leaving Baimo's eyes, and stretched out her hand involuntarily, handing over the imperial edict...
Bai Mo took the edict, thanked her happily, and returned to Yunling's side, casually placed the edict on her lap before sitting down again...
Yunling took the edict and stood up gracefully. When passing by Aksu Shanfu, she still gave him a gentle smile and gave him a light salute, and then walked over, came to the Holy One, and put the edict on the table of the Holy One. Up, "Father..."
"Okay! Hahaha..." His Majesty's shout and laughter woke up everyone on the field.Amazed, puzzled, unbelievable, dumbfounded, it is impossible to describe the feeling this magical son-in-law brings to everyone...
"Qing'er! What a big son-in-law!"
Yunling smiled slightly and returned to Baimo's side.
"Isn't the eldest son-in-law going to give everyone a good explanation?" The Holy Majesty asked with a smile on his lips.
Bai Mo had no choice but to get up again, "Follow my order..." Ying Wan slowly walked to the venue, looked around like a company speech, and then began to talk: "This first thing, Prince Aksu Shanfu said it well, it is true. It's the sea thorn..." Going forward, if you say that the sea urchin might be accused of talking nonsense, "It's just... he probably didn't know that the sea thorn also has the stalks to heal the body, reduce phlegm, reduce swelling, eliminate scars, Accumulation of phlegm, swelling and pain in the chest and flanks, etc., and the sea buckthorn seeds in the sea buckthorn are also edible, and they are also very delicious when eaten raw...Prince Xuan Yiwen, if you are willing to sell this thing, how much do I want? How much! Oh, by the way, there is also this second thing, as much as there is!" After speaking, seeing Xuan Yiwen still looking stupid, Bai Mo could only continue: "Then this second thing... As durian, it needs a specific environment to grow. It is a very valuable fruit. Most people who have never tasted it will think it is very smelly, but if they have tasted it, most of them will find it pleasant and delicious! It seems that regular consumption can also strengthen the body, invigorate the spleen and nourish qi, nourish the kidney and strengthen yang, and warm the body. As for the third substance... I am afraid it is something out of the sky! At first, I was not very sure, but I saw it in an ancient book There have been similar records, and I just tried to wake it up according to the book, but I didn’t expect it to be successful! Only then can I be sure that this thing is called a cleaning robot! It is powered by a magical substance called 'electricity' Health, can eat small debris, so it is named as cleaning, but there are very few other records about it in ancient books, I am afraid that the predecessors did not know more, Prince Xuan Yiwen, I don’t know how Xuanguo got this thing ?”
"I can't believe it! In fact, this king doesn't know the reason for this thing, but... one day two years ago, there was lightning and thunder in Sibian Forest and Yanbian, but there was no rain falling on the top of the dark clouds. The people were afraid that it would be the wrath of the gods, so they set up an altar and kowtowed to the sky, hoping that the gods would appease their anger, and the people of Yanbian found this thing on the altar the next day..."
"So...so that's the case...hehe...that should really be a gift from heaven, and I hope your country will cherish it, cherish it...hehe..." Then Bai Mo turned to the Holy One and said respectfully: "Return to the Holy Majesty, Bai Mo finished explaining..."
"The son-in-law is really knowledgeable, and the honor is also very amazed. When I go back and think about what I need, the honor will reward it!"
"Thank you, my lord..."
"Hey~ You can call Zunfu together with Qing'er..."
Bai Mo was taken aback for a moment, and could only lower his head in embarrassment, and said respectfully again: "Thank you Zunfu..." After finishing speaking, Bai Mo hurried back to his seat, but stopped halfway, and turned to the man who was still looking at him seriously. Aksu Shanfu on the side looked harmless and said: "That...Prince Aksu Shanfu, why are you still standing? You are so tired, go back and sit down... Oh, that's right... Don't forget Your [-] strong horses and excellent weapons..." After finishing speaking, he stopped looking at Akesu Shanfu, who was so angry but unable to do anything, returned to Yunling's side...
The music sounded again at a very appropriate time, and the Holy One said happily: "Okay, okay, let's continue..." After speaking, many people turned the bowls and topped the vat and entered the arena.It should be performing acrobatics...
It's just that I don't know how many people can really watch it seriously...
Bai Mo leaned slightly towards Yun Ling, without moving her head or breaking her mouth, she made a vague sound: "Hey, do you think their faces hurt?"
"It hurts... I never thought that the son-in-law is actually a 'martial arts master'..."
Bai Mo raised the corners of his mouth, and continued: "Hmph, it made me anxious, and what I said was just to cut it! I had expected that Aksu Apple would have a back move, so I just waited for him!"
"Well... the son-in-law is really preoccupied, but I really feel that the son-in-law has something to do with this 'Shangshen'...Two years ago..."
"Cough cough cough... what a mess, watch the show, watch the show!" Bai Mo twisted her body, found a more suitable sitting position, trying to get rid of her embarrassment, and at the same time ended the current topic.
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A chapter of more than 7000 characters is here!
Wrote until my head was hot and dizzy... oh my god!
Also, I want to apply for a break tomorrow!I am now seriously lacking in sleep, and I can walk with difficulty, and I have to go to the hospital to have my ears checked tomorrow. I am hopeless... I hope that the judges will allow me to ask for leave, thank you very much...
Then, I asked weakly, are the judges in this chapter still satisfied?Although I can't be very good at being erratic, I hope you can enjoy watching it!
Thank you!
The field gradually became quiet, you look at me, I look at you, for a long time no one stood up, and the Holy Majesty also saw it, but he still sat as firmly as Mount Tai...
"Why, Aksu Shanfu...can you tell? It seems that the [-] figure is going to be lost...hahaha..." Xuan Yiwen was proud.
"Oh? Xiao Wang doesn't think so, Xuan Yiqian, why don't I argue first?"
Xuan Yiqian's clear voice sounded, and he stood up straight away, "No need to say more, come on..."
A relatively thin man behind Aksu Shanfu also stood up immediately, "Since it's an argument, those who don't talk much may be unreasonable!"
The first blow was blocked, Xuan Yiqian looked at the other party contemptuously and said: "It really can make Xiao Wang happy. May I ask whether men are important or women are important in this world?"
Everyone also temporarily put down their guesses on the three items, and began to pay attention to the debate between the two. Bai Mo also began to think seriously, and sorted out their so-called debate methods by the way...
After a while, the Dan Guo man thought about it and raised his voice: "Women need a man to be in charge of the family and think that men are important. Men need a woman to carry on the family because they think women are more important." Everyone on the field seemed satisfied with this answer and nodded. , so the man from Shan Kingdom continued: "Day after day, the sun rises and the moon sets, dare to ask the prince of Xuan Kingdom, when does the sun start to set, and when does the moon start to rise?"
"Good question!" Xuan Yiqian was really quick-witted, and many people answered directly when they were still understanding this question: "After the sun rises, it goes towards the sunset, and the beginning of the sun rises is also the beginning of the sunset. It is difficult to ask when the moon rises, the sun rises and the moon sets, and the sun rises and the moon rises. Do you really want me to answer you that the sunset is the beginning of the moon rising? How can I be fooled by you, the sun has not yet set The moon has risen everywhere..."
It seems that this is indeed the case, many people have already followed Xuan Yiqian's rhythm, and because of his words, they showed various signs of awakening...
"Since the sun rises and goes towards the sunset, the moonset should also go towards the moonrise where I can't see it, but if Xiao Wang said that, you would say that you can't argue with guesswork, Then Xiao Wang will give you another comment. If the sky is not clear and the sun does not come out, there will be no sun rise and sunset. When the sky clears, the sun will rise when the sun first appears, and the sun will set when the sun last appears. At that time, then...the moon rises at the beginning of the night when the moon appears! Yes or no!" Xuan Yi looked around proudly.
His remarks really convinced almost everyone on the field, and several masters of Jijiu also nodded one after another. Mr. Hua blushed even more, pulling his mustache and staring at Xuan Yiqian closely, afraid If this Xuan Yiqian is from the Su country, Hua Laoding will not let him go!And Bai Mo couldn't help but want to give this Xuan Yiqian a thumbs-up. People here think it's guesswork, but in Bai Mo's view, it is indeed the truth. If a limited person can be recorded in the annals of history and handed down for thousands of years, then he will be No.1 who pioneered.Of course, Bai Mo was not idle either. After confirming their way of debating, he began to search for some similar problems in his memory.
"I admire it!"
"Is this admitting defeat?"
The man smiled humbly and said: "How could it be... I am afraid that the prince of Xuan Kingdom needs to work harder, please!"
"Okay! Hmph...Then I will ask you again, in the barren land of the country, why do most people live poorer and poorer?"
"Life is because it requires a lot of physical labor to survive. It is even more hopeful that even if one person attains the Tao, the whole family can ascend to heaven. However, if there are too many people, the food and clothing costs will naturally increase, which will increase the burden on the family, but they will not be able to reproduce. Upbringing, of course, is difficult to get ahead, the more you can't get it, the more you want to get it, and because people need more labor force, they can only continue to find the solution by procreation, and so on, that's it ...The ability to provide him with upbringing should be able to slowly ease, and the country is willing to do so, so there are few people who will be bullied! The prince of the Xuan Kingdom...but it is also the same..." Before he finished, the man continued a sentence like It's a very light thing to say to yourself, "Hey...the more you know, the more powerless you will be..."
"Hmph..." Xuan Yiqian's hum was obviously not as clear and powerful as before.
The field also became a little quieter, and even the rhythm of the music turned to low and slow, although it was not intentional, it just fit the current scene...
"Prince Xuan Kingdom, although you are quick-witted, you are not tough enough to attack, so don't blame me... May I ask whether the chicken or the egg came first in this world!"
"you!"
"Acceptance!"
"Cheating!"
"How to cheat, you can also argue!"
"There is no solution to this problem!"
"The prince admits that he has won?! Debate is a word of 'solution', everything has a solution, no solution is just that you can't solve it." After speaking, the man bowed to Aksu Shanfu.
Aksu Shanfu applauded and let the man sit down, then said with a sneer, "Why, Xuan Yiwen, do you want to be a rascal for a while?"
"Yiqian, sit down..." Xuan Yiwen let Xuan Yiqian sit down calmly, and then said to the opposite side: "Brother Shanfu, don't judge the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. You win. So what? Can you name any of them again? Hahaha..." After drinking the wine in the cup and slowly scanning around, he stood up and faced Su Jun, and at the same time raised the imperial edict in his hand and said : "Sage Monarch Su, can I destroy this imperial edict now?"
The Holy Majesty still calmly asked the crowd: "Is it true that no one can know?" Looking around, all civil and military officials lowered their heads, but the Holy Majesty remained calm, "It seems that you also need to go out more to see more , so as not to be laughed at because of age..."
"Where is the Holy King talking, this time it is Yiwen who has been prepared, and it is reasonable for no one to know. Yiwen will not dare to laugh, but Yiwen still has to thank the Holy King. This edict Yiwen..."
"Wait!" Aksu Shanfu interrupted Xuan Yiwen again in a cold voice.When everyone gathered their eyes, he continued, "Xuan Yiwen, you don't need to destroy this imperial edict."
"Hmph...Brother Shanfu, do you still want to take it by force?" Xuan Yiwen held the edict and looked at the cold Aksu Shanfu with a funny face.
"Of course not! It's just...Xiao Wang seems to suddenly remember...what is in this first jade box, I'm afraid you are going to be very happy..."
Xuan Yiwen narrowed his eyes suddenly, looked at Aksu Shanfu seriously and said, "I want to listen, what you call remembering is the ability king Kuanglan! Hmph!"
"Sea buckthorn, in the shape of a hollow oblate ball with different sizes, inhabits between rocky reefs with luxuriant seaweed or in the gravel bottom and rock crevices." Aksu Shanfu suddenly raised his head to look at Xuan Yiwen, sneered twice, and then continued Said: "And the thorns and fork spines of this thing are highly poisonous, which can make people have difficulty breathing, muscle paralysis, convulsions and even death."
Suddenly, the sound of a wine glass falling to the ground drew the eyes of everyone on the quiet court to Xuan Yiwen's side. Xuan Yiwen's face was shocked, and a few drops of cold sweat oozed from his temples. Yiqian also froze with a dull expression, the wine glass was still rolling at his feet...
"Hahahaha... In the end, extreme joy begets sorrow! Xuan Yiwen, let's let go of your imperial edict..." Aksu Shanfu, who had been sitting quietly for a long time, finally stood up and slowly walked towards the eldest princess As he walked, his eyes were fixed on the eldest princess for a moment.
There was silence on the field, and the music also stopped at this moment. This time it was not a coincidence, but they were so shocked by the current situation that they forgot to move.
Just two steps away from the princess and consort's table, Aksu Shanfu stood still, and said with a wicked smile on his cold and handsome face, "Princess, it's good for Shanfu to get this edict for you." ?”
But the eldest princess still smiled calmly as always, let alone answering...
At this time, many people noticed that the son-in-law next to the eldest princess was smiling, and his eyes sparkled with a deep smile. Some people thought that the son-in-law might have gone mad from anger, but there were still a few people. Don't think so, there is Hua Lao among them, and Hua Lao didn't know why, he grabbed his goatee with both hands and stood up directly, looking at the son-in-law expectantly...
"Ah..." Bai Mo suddenly stretched out comfortably, then looked at the displeased Aksu Shanfu in front of him and said, "Oh, I'm really sorry for disturbing your affection for the eldest princess. It's just... this son-in-law feels that since your performance is over..." Bai Mo's sloppiness suddenly disappeared, "Of course it's my turn!"
"Oh? How else does the son-in-law want to perform?" Aksu Shanfu said with disdain.
"This...you wait first..." As he said that, Bai Mo stood up and shook his robe, and then said to the Holy Majesty, "My Majesty, there are people who want to bully the eldest princess..." Before they finished speaking, many people They have already started to feel sorry for the eldest princess, but Bai Mo continued: "Please allow Bai Mo to take this edict for the eldest princess!"
Such brash words made everyone gasp, but what followed was the hearty laughter of the Holy Majesty: "Okay, okay! Just take it, the son-in-law. If you get it, you will be respected and rewarded!"
"Thank you, my lord, I wonder if Bai Mo can trouble Eunuch Fu to prepare something..."
"allow……"
"A pair of very, very thick gloves, a pair of kitchen scissors, some small grass clippings... Oh, and a hammer just in case... Well, that's all, there is Mr. Laofu..."
"Your son-in-law is being polite, this old slave is going to prepare now..."
"Enenen..." After speaking, Bai Mo looked in the direction of Shan Guo, but was blocked by Aksu Shanfu, so he said with disgust: "Hey! Trouble two!...Prince, let me stand in the way of my son-in-law Already!"
Aksu Shanfu snorted coldly with a sullen face, then turned sideways and crossed his arms around his chest.
"The thinner one... hey~ yes! It's just you! Before the things come, I will argue with you first!"
"Oh?" The man stood up and answered with a smile on his face.
"Come on, did you just ask which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
"Exactly, does the son-in-law know?"
"I don't know, but you do."
"Hehe... the son-in-law was joking, and I won't tell you whether I know it or not."
Bai Mo suddenly smiled meaningfully at him and said, "My son-in-law asks you, do eggs come before the word chicken or egg?"
"Of course it's the character chicken!" The other side replied quickly.
"Hey, don't you know how to tell me? Oh ~ so since the word chicken comes first, does the egg have to have the chicken first?"
"It's unreasonable to argue like this!"
"Is it unreasonable? Well...then let me ask you again, were you born by your mother?"
"nature!"
"Is that because your mother first existed before you!"
"Yes……"
"The egg was born by its mother?"
"Yes……"
"Then its mother is a chicken?"
"..."
"If you admit that the mother first had the child, then you also admit the chicken that my son-in-law said..."
"..."
"Why, do I need to change my defense?"
"Don't use it!"
"That's good, but it's my turn? Well... If Aksu Shanfu is in the desert, he has two glasses of water, a glass of urine, and a glass of footwashing water. If he needs a drink to maintain his life, which one should he drink?" ?”
"you!"
"You... what you!" Bai Mo seemed to be afraid of their vicious looks, and timidly backed away, "What are you going to do, why do you still have to fight in the debate!"
"Where is this a topic of debate!"
"Why not, two glasses of water, one cup of urine, and one cup of footwashing water. According to medical theory, there are many substances in urine, which can heal wounds and have other beneficial effects. Footwashing water will not have much effect. If It's just to maintain life, don't you still have two glasses of water? Just drink water!"
"The son-in-law is talking about two glasses of water, one cup of urine, and one cup of water for washing feet!"
"That's right, two glasses of water, one cup of urine water, one cup of footwashing water, a total of four cups..."
"you!"
"What's the matter? Okay, okay, since your Excellency says it doesn't count, let's not count it, then I will change the concubine, um... So, if Aksu Shanfu's mother and the eldest princess fell into the water at the same time, and neither of them would Water-based, and Aksu Shanfu can only save one person, who will he save?"
"Naturally..."
"who is it?"
The man hesitated for a long time but didn't dare to speak, finally he could only lower his head and say: "I lost..."
"Eh, you gave up so soon?" Bai Mo touched his forehead in embarrassment and said in a low but clear voice: "Okay...then let you go...you are also pitiful"
"It's just winning the debate, how can you get Xuan Yiwen's imperial edict!" Aksu Shanfu said coldly.
Bai Mo glanced at him again, but out of the corner of his eye he saw Eunuch Fu coming with someone, "Don't worry...look, this is not here!" Bai Mo took two steps forward to meet him, "Eunuch Fu, you have worked so hard!" Hard work..." As he spoke, he took a thick glove from the little father-in-law behind and put it on his left hand, then took the scissors in his right hand and walked towards the first jade box.
When Bai Mo was about to reach out his hand, he suddenly stopped, then turned to look at Xuan Yiwen and asked, "Prince Xuan Yiwen, can I break it?"
Xuan Yiwen looked back at him puzzled, because of his performance just now, even if he showed an innocent and harmless appearance, it might still give him a heavy blow, Xuan Yiwen nodded weakly.
Baimo immediately replied happily: "Thank you!" After speaking, he reached out and took out the 'venomous' sea buckthorn, then squatted down, and cut it there with scissors. Before lifting it, she called out "Water!" Xi'er beside Yunling was very excited, grabbed the water bottle on the maid's tray and walked over...
"Consort..."
"Fall here..."
"kindness……"
"Continue to pour..."
"kindness……"
"Pour some more..."
"Well..."
After a while...
"Okay!" Bai Mo happily threw away the scissors, and then ran back to the table to pick up the chopsticks. Under the surprised gaze of everyone, the son-in-law actually picked out a yellow strip from the 'venomous' sea thorn. Tongue-shaped thing, put it in his mouth and chewed...
"Enenen...delicious..." Then he took out another one and carefully handed it to the eldest princess's mouth, "Try it...it's delicious..."
Yun Ling glared at Bai Mo, but still opened her mouth slightly, Bai Mo secretly smiled, quickly stuffed it into her mouth, and then stared at her expression... she was very disappointed... This woman is always like this Boring!
"Is it delicious?" Bai Mo asked expectantly in order to continue acting.
"It's still..."
"The mouth is so tricky, such a treasure..." Of course, Bai Mo didn't dare to give it to the sage to eat, three chopsticks went down, and the rest was eaten, and the empty shell was thrown on the table casually, couldn't help but smash it He pursed his lips and glanced around secretly, who knows how much Baimo wants to ask his father-in-law again to use the broom and dustpan, and clean up all the eyeballs on the ground!Including the eyeballs of Aksu Shanfu whose head was broken!
After Bai Mo went to the little eunuch again, took another glove and put it on, she came to the second jade box, similarly, she retracted her outstretched hand and turned to look at Xuan Yiwen again.After getting a silly nod back from the other side, he took it in his hand anxiously, and when he turned around and saw the crack, he was happy again, "Haha...it's done!" He put it on the jade box and opened it forcefully , and then seemed to feel that there was not enough space, and took it back to his desk again, "Chopsticks! Empty plate!" After a while, Bai Mo took the new chopsticks handed over by Xier and began to pick up the meat, and took the time to point at Xier. He said: "Well, clever, I'll have a share for you later!" But the big taste frightened Xi'er to wave her hand quickly, Bai Mo gave her a supercilious look and continued to work, and in the end she ate it first, Eating it in front of everyone is delicious...
After eating the foam, of course I didn't forget Yunling, and I fed it in front of everyone, Yunling is also amazing, this kind of taste, not everyone can accept it for the first time, and there may be no precedent in this kind of food. Under such circumstances, Yunling still ate it calmly, which made Baimo look at her with admiration!After giving each one to the Holy One and the envoys of the two countries, he handed the last one directly to the old Hua who was about to tear off his beard under the eyes of everyone. He was so happy that he almost hugged white foam. Weep bitterly!
Finally it was the third turn. This time, Bai Mo went up empty-handed. When he reached out for the third time and stopped to look at Xuan Yiwen, Xuan Yiwen had already collapsed and shouted directly: "If this son-in-law is still alive It can be eaten! This king will... this king will..."
Bai Mo's mentality is so ashamed, look, I almost drove an eldest prince crazy! "Ahem...Prince Xuan Yiwen, calm down, I just want to ask, can I put it on the ground?"
"Naturally..." Xuan Yiwen stammered in embarrassment.
"Thank you..." Bai Mo nodded and smiled friendlyly.After that, he picked up the thing and put it on the ground, then ran to take the grass clippings in the father-in-law's hand and scattered them on the ground randomly, and then fiddled with the thing randomly, and the thing lit up directly after a while , and even crawled on the ground by himself, wandering around, passing by, there was no grass clippings left on the ground, clean... Bai Mo picked it up again when he was almost done, and stroked it symbolically a few times. After taking it down, put it back gently.
Then Bai Mo walked directly in front of Xuan Yiwen, "Prince Xuan Yiwen, look, can you give me that thing?" Bai Mo pointed to the edict in his pocket and said.
Xuan Yiwen stared at her eyes, never leaving Baimo's eyes, and stretched out her hand involuntarily, handing over the imperial edict...
Bai Mo took the edict, thanked her happily, and returned to Yunling's side, casually placed the edict on her lap before sitting down again...
Yunling took the edict and stood up gracefully. When passing by Aksu Shanfu, she still gave him a gentle smile and gave him a light salute, and then walked over, came to the Holy One, and put the edict on the table of the Holy One. Up, "Father..."
"Okay! Hahaha..." His Majesty's shout and laughter woke up everyone on the field.Amazed, puzzled, unbelievable, dumbfounded, it is impossible to describe the feeling this magical son-in-law brings to everyone...
"Qing'er! What a big son-in-law!"
Yunling smiled slightly and returned to Baimo's side.
"Isn't the eldest son-in-law going to give everyone a good explanation?" The Holy Majesty asked with a smile on his lips.
Bai Mo had no choice but to get up again, "Follow my order..." Ying Wan slowly walked to the venue, looked around like a company speech, and then began to talk: "This first thing, Prince Aksu Shanfu said it well, it is true. It's the sea thorn..." Going forward, if you say that the sea urchin might be accused of talking nonsense, "It's just... he probably didn't know that the sea thorn also has the stalks to heal the body, reduce phlegm, reduce swelling, eliminate scars, Accumulation of phlegm, swelling and pain in the chest and flanks, etc., and the sea buckthorn seeds in the sea buckthorn are also edible, and they are also very delicious when eaten raw...Prince Xuan Yiwen, if you are willing to sell this thing, how much do I want? How much! Oh, by the way, there is also this second thing, as much as there is!" After speaking, seeing Xuan Yiwen still looking stupid, Bai Mo could only continue: "Then this second thing... As durian, it needs a specific environment to grow. It is a very valuable fruit. Most people who have never tasted it will think it is very smelly, but if they have tasted it, most of them will find it pleasant and delicious! It seems that regular consumption can also strengthen the body, invigorate the spleen and nourish qi, nourish the kidney and strengthen yang, and warm the body. As for the third substance... I am afraid it is something out of the sky! At first, I was not very sure, but I saw it in an ancient book There have been similar records, and I just tried to wake it up according to the book, but I didn’t expect it to be successful! Only then can I be sure that this thing is called a cleaning robot! It is powered by a magical substance called 'electricity' Health, can eat small debris, so it is named as cleaning, but there are very few other records about it in ancient books, I am afraid that the predecessors did not know more, Prince Xuan Yiwen, I don’t know how Xuanguo got this thing ?”
"I can't believe it! In fact, this king doesn't know the reason for this thing, but... one day two years ago, there was lightning and thunder in Sibian Forest and Yanbian, but there was no rain falling on the top of the dark clouds. The people were afraid that it would be the wrath of the gods, so they set up an altar and kowtowed to the sky, hoping that the gods would appease their anger, and the people of Yanbian found this thing on the altar the next day..."
"So...so that's the case...hehe...that should really be a gift from heaven, and I hope your country will cherish it, cherish it...hehe..." Then Bai Mo turned to the Holy One and said respectfully: "Return to the Holy Majesty, Bai Mo finished explaining..."
"The son-in-law is really knowledgeable, and the honor is also very amazed. When I go back and think about what I need, the honor will reward it!"
"Thank you, my lord..."
"Hey~ You can call Zunfu together with Qing'er..."
Bai Mo was taken aback for a moment, and could only lower his head in embarrassment, and said respectfully again: "Thank you Zunfu..." After finishing speaking, Bai Mo hurried back to his seat, but stopped halfway, and turned to the man who was still looking at him seriously. Aksu Shanfu on the side looked harmless and said: "That...Prince Aksu Shanfu, why are you still standing? You are so tired, go back and sit down... Oh, that's right... Don't forget Your [-] strong horses and excellent weapons..." After finishing speaking, he stopped looking at Akesu Shanfu, who was so angry but unable to do anything, returned to Yunling's side...
The music sounded again at a very appropriate time, and the Holy One said happily: "Okay, okay, let's continue..." After speaking, many people turned the bowls and topped the vat and entered the arena.It should be performing acrobatics...
It's just that I don't know how many people can really watch it seriously...
Bai Mo leaned slightly towards Yun Ling, without moving her head or breaking her mouth, she made a vague sound: "Hey, do you think their faces hurt?"
"It hurts... I never thought that the son-in-law is actually a 'martial arts master'..."
Bai Mo raised the corners of his mouth, and continued: "Hmph, it made me anxious, and what I said was just to cut it! I had expected that Aksu Apple would have a back move, so I just waited for him!"
"Well... the son-in-law is really preoccupied, but I really feel that the son-in-law has something to do with this 'Shangshen'...Two years ago..."
"Cough cough cough... what a mess, watch the show, watch the show!" Bai Mo twisted her body, found a more suitable sitting position, trying to get rid of her embarrassment, and at the same time ended the current topic.
The author has something to say:
A chapter of more than 7000 characters is here!
Wrote until my head was hot and dizzy... oh my god!
Also, I want to apply for a break tomorrow!I am now seriously lacking in sleep, and I can walk with difficulty, and I have to go to the hospital to have my ears checked tomorrow. I am hopeless... I hope that the judges will allow me to ask for leave, thank you very much...
Then, I asked weakly, are the judges in this chapter still satisfied?Although I can't be very good at being erratic, I hope you can enjoy watching it!
Thank you!
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