In the long dream, Qingsi sings and dances, the sword is crowned with glory, the beauty can be called the tree of Jiayu.

In the Qingluan Hall, a man was kneeling, with his eyebrows lowered so that he couldn't see his face clearly. His gorgeous hair was pouring down on his thin back that was wet with sweat and he was wearing white single clothes.

"Follow, or not?" The long and narrow eyes of the man leaning on the high pedestal and wearing a black-colored dress, glanced at the frail man kneeling on His Highness's knees. Those always arrogant eyes should not be so low at this moment, as if lost. General vitality.Thinking of this, he couldn't help standing up with a flick of his sleeves.

"Your Majesty can bestow the death of your subjects..." The blue snow-like face had long since lost its former charm, the man lowered his head, and his voice was calm.

The man in the black robe sneered, but there were tears in his eyes.

It took so many years, but it didn't make his heart move, on the contrary, his heart was completely dead...

Even so, even if he died, he would not let him go.

The so-called life and death go hand in hand, but it is nothing but entanglement.

In a large room, a gray bed with the pattern of SpongeBob SquarePants was wrapped in a young boy with half of his face exposed. After being woken up by the No. 15 alarm clock, he finally shrank his head and hugged the quilt tightly to roll.

Then, rolled under the bed...

He got up in a daze and scratched his head, but the stupid hair on the top of his head was still not pressed down.

#My name is Xu Zhemin, every morning I have a special way of getting up#

As an otaku with a strong root, Xu Zhemin said that it is very easy not to go out for more than ten days.

There is nothing that a bowl of old altar sauerkraut instant noodles can’t solve when staying in the den. If there is, then there are instant noodles with tomato beef, scallops stewed with keel, and fish-flavored pickled peppers.

There is still some time before school starts, and Xu Zhemin is very satisfied with this kind of life of eating, eating, sleeping, and then sleeping, eating, and eating.

That night, Xu Zhemin pulled out a bowl of... Classic Braised Beef Noodles from the corner of the drawer, and then sat cross-legged on the sofa.

His favorite animation, SpongeBob SquarePants, is still playing on the TV.

When the two neighbors Pai Daxing and Octopus started to hurt each other, Xu Zhemin "sucked" and the last piece of noodles entered the stomach perfectly.

Simply satisfied.

The moonlight is pleasant, turn off the TV.

This time is suitable for doing some indescribable things.

In Xu Zhemin's world, these things can be accurately described in two words: sleep.

One more thing: dreaming.

Of course, not a daydream.

It's a dream I can have every night.

There is a goddess in the hearts of most nerds, and Xu Zhemin, a dead nerd, is no exception. Uh no, there is still a little difference. He has a male god.

Every time when the moon is on the branch, I can always dream of him... coming with a sword, pointing directly at the throat.

But Xu Zhemin was always ashamed to see the high spirits when the long sleeves fluttered between the sharp eyebrows... X.

Then, he woke up. 【Woke up by fright.jpg】

But tonight's dream was a little different.

It might have something to do with the instant noodles we ate tonight, Xu Zhemin thought to himself.

Otherwise, it would be impossible for him to see his male god wearing black clothes, long hair, and sitting on the edge of the bed with arms crossed, looking up and down at himself with an extremely gloomy and cold gaze.

Heh, tonight's instant noodles must be poisonous, Xu Zhemin finished his judgment and was about to fall asleep.

[Di, the host is big, you read that right]

A mechanical voice suddenly sounded in Xu Zhemin's mind, and he suddenly opened his eyes, staring blankly at the white ceiling.

Heh, he must have read too many little pornographic articles recently, which caused his spirit to be severely polluted recently and he had auditory hallucinations. When he was about to continue to sleep, a strong but cold hand crossed his neck, and then squeezed Xu Zhemin's chest tightly. Slowly lift your chin.

Xu Zhemin opened his eyes slightly, and saw that handsome face that usually only appeared in dreams was getting closer and closer to him. The eyes on the handsome face were full of predatory eyes, and the two petals looked thin and cold under the moonlight. It seems that the lips are going to nibble on my chin in the next second...

What Xu Zhemin felt at this time was:

Dead ghost, let go of Laozi's chin, if you have the ability, go directly to it!

However, Xu Zhemin, who reacted, said with a crazy OS in his heart, no, no, no, no, no, the male god finally appeared in front of him, how could he be so shameless, he should be reserved.

So Xu Zhemin, who felt that he had adjusted to the correct state of reserve, pursed his lips, and opened them again: hum~

Feeling the transfer of the other party's gaze and the momentary stupefaction, Xu Zhemin couldn't help but groan in his heart, the male god is so handsome, er no, the male god is so handsome no matter what he looks like.

Lou Tien stared at the person in front of him, with a pale face, short brown hair, and a look in his eyes that he couldn't understand for a moment, but under the rendering of the moonlight at this time, his whole thin body seemed so vulnerable.

Coupled with the familiar, dying, hard breath in the memory, it seems to return to the blood-stained tent, the arrogance and contempt shown on such a beautiful face... Thinking about it In this way, Lou Lin couldn't help but increase his strength.

Lightly...lightly...your jaw is about to drop, the male god please calm down!Stars started to appear in Xu Zhemin's eyes, he should quit that damned instant noodles.

The system plays it by ear, [Di, the host is big, would you like to bind with me now to save the jaw that is about to be broken off by your male god? 】

【=皮= If Laozi is not bound to you, will Laozi’s chin really be broken off by the male god who jumped out of Laozi’s dream? 】 Xu Zhemin couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

[Dick, the possibility is 100%] But of course the system will not tell you that your male god will help you pick it up in the end (^o^)/~

[Okay, okay... hey.its not right.What do you do with this system?Why does it appear at this time? ] Xu Zhemin originally wanted to agree, but something was wrong when he thought about it.

System: =皮= It’s too bad, don’t worry about it, you still have to keep serving with a smile, [this system is here to save your jaw~]

Chin... Chin, Xu Zhemin snorted coldly, but the pain in his chin really intensified in the next second.

[Aww, help, system! 】

[Okay, run the binding program immediately.Done in a second. 】

When the system made a [beep——] sound in Xu Zhemin's mind...

[Where's the labor god of the hemp egg system? ] After Xu Zhemin found out that he was bound to that fake system, he, he, his male god disappeared...

It can't be too sad.His male god... It's not easy to see a living body, and the touch of the chin...

At this time, there is no fluctuation in the heart of the system, so it does not move at all.

After a few seconds, Xu Zhemin's male god became thick again.

[Holy shit, the male god is here, how can the system bacteria be broken now? 】

The system silently tore open a pack of crispy noodles, stared at the screen and said: [Calm down, it's just back to the time when you were still asleep before the male god pinched your chin. 】

[(*@ο@*)]Although he was very surprised and unbelievable, this time Xu Zhemin was mentally prepared and immediately took emergency measures.

First of all, pretending to be asleep, skillfully avoiding the male god's claws.

Second, turn over and bury your chin artfully in the pillow.

perfect.

Who knew, this time the male god actually picked up his collar, and picked up Xu Zhemin like a chicken.

It just couldn't be... better.

This kind of flying in the air...

Xu Zhemin chose to obey the male god who took him over the roofs and let him go.He wants to give the male god full marks, not afraid that the male god will be proud!

Come on, let yourself go, come on, hurt each other, the male god is big, don't be careless, □□ me!

[The hemp egg is too immoral] The system bacteria silently covered their faces, where is the host who the headquarter agreed to say that this root is Zheng Miaohong, whose ears will turn red if you are not careful, the cute and cute host, this system must have encountered a fake host orz.

Immersed in the world where the male god took me to fly, Xu Zhemin, unable to extricate himself, selectively ignored the fake system's complaints about iron and steel, and then he went down to earth.

Xu Zhemin, who looked at the darkness all around and didn't know where he was, was a little confused at this moment.

He couldn't help but groped in the dark and grabbed the cuff of the male god's robe.

This inadvertent little gesture of showing weakness by the person in front of him stunned Lou Tian, ​​and then slowly raised the corners of his lips.

silence.

It was eerily quiet all around.

Xu Zhemin suddenly thought of the system.

[Hey, fake system, I heard that after your system is bound to the host, you can give the host all kinds of tricks. Do you have any cool skills that allow me to get my male god? 】

The system bacteria saw that their host was so proactive in making requests to themselves. It would be a pity not to take advantage of the task entrusted by the control center at this time. It was busy trying to calm down the little excitement in its heart and replied: [Ahem, of course, the host, you have to help me too. Complete the task as an equivalent exchange. 】

Xu Zhemin nodded, put his face firmly on his face, [Say it, as long as it allows me to tease my male god. 】

[This system saved your jaw just now, you chose to bind with me, so they cancel each other out.Next, I will release various tasks, all of which can be summed up in one sentence: prevent the male protagonists from committing suicide in the arms of the female protagonist Mary Su. 】The system bacteria said cautiously.

[OK] Xu Zhemin didn't think too much about it, so he readily agreed.

[Hey, the host is very relieved, I will definitely help you find your male god] The system bacteria clenched its fists and couldn't help cheering for the host's cooperation.

At this time, Xu Zhemin felt a little panicked when he felt the cold fingers of the male god Da Da grabbed his chin again.

Short oil, dead ghost, arresting him in a small dark room, and treating him like this, are you doing something shameful... What's going on with the uncontrollable turmoil in your heart? Hey...

[Host, calm down first, the anger value on the head of your male god has already reached 80%. 】The system kindly reminded.

It is said that Xu Zhemin is not calm at this time, no, he is not calm at all.This fake system can also measure anger?

[Then can you still measure the favorability value? 】

The proud face of the system, [Of course~]

[Then how is labor and capital broken now, the male god's anger value is so high QAQ]

[The host is waiting.Let me adjust the profile of your male god.Defeat the Prophet! 】The system quickly called up the record.

Xu Zhemin finished the scan quickly, feeling a little calm in his heart.

[Lou Lin: 26, the emperor of the X dynasty X thousand years ago, the cause of death is unknown. 】

[The labor and management are going to read a long-winded piece of shit, so you show this to the labor and management? 】

Facing the information called up by the information center, which was a little cheating, the system was also helpless, so it decided to keep silent, and ate the freshly torn crispy noodles by the way.

Xu Zhemin's full black line.

Crispy noodles with the taste of sesame eggs, it tastes delicious=dish=

"Military teacher, what else do you have to say?" Lou Tien bowed her head, her cold lips approached Xu Zhemin's left cheek, even the breath she exhaled was cool.

Xu Zhemin just wanted to ask the system about the origin of the crispy noodles, but when the male god asked him so suddenly, he was immediately persuaded.

The male god begged to be calm, "I, I'm not..." Xu Zhemin, who was just about to explain, suddenly felt a chill on his lips.

Hey~ By the male god...

Push hard, don't stop...

[Shameless] The system bacteria selectively blocks this embarrassing and embarrassing scene.It doesn't want to look at this vulgar picture of throwing dog food, it's better to continue eating crispy noodles, hiccup~

"Xu Zhemin, get up and have breakfast, and go to the car after eating." The elder sister Xu Zheqing knocked on the door.

Woke up in a dream.

I went back to my bed again, the curtains were still half open, the sun had long been hanging on the roof opposite, and someone else's bed sheets were blown up and down on the roof...

Xu Zhemin was confused again.

Labor and management had such a strange dream again?

[Di, host, you are not dreaming] The system patiently broke this embarrassing scene.

That is to say, is it true that the male god made such a foul kiss last night?

The system is a little helpless, [From today, the host will start our mission, and finish it well, otherwise there will be punishment. 】

Xu Zhemin tentatively asked: 【】What punishment? 】

The system has an indifferent face, [Swapping identities to become the heroine of Mary Su was slapped in the face by a vicious female partner who has a host who has been hacked by other systems. Miserably died for the rest of her life, the second life restarted, and continued to die...]

Xu Zhemin: ...

Why did he encounter such a fake system.

OK.

Life is like you picked up a fake system, but because you are too hungry, you will accept all kinds of unreasonable troubles from the fake system in order to seduce the male god.

Xu Zhemin, who was wearing hair that couldn't be straightened and two heavy dark circles under his eyes, stared at dead fish eyes. He carried his luggage to the school and returned to the dormitory with his two slender arms that were grasping.

[Di, the first task: Dismantle Shen Li'an, a senior in the industrial design major of the School of Engineering, and Li Mohan, a flower in the office of the Social Federation]

Office of the Social Council, Room Flower... Li Mohan?

Xu Zhemin was a little embarrassed. Once upon a time, that girl who was blessed with narcissism and had her own arrogance and demeanor was also worthy of being called the heroine Mary Su?This must be fake?

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