Waking up every night is a new world

If we say that life forces people to despair.

Then Wen Zhouhao was not just being coerced, he was fainted alive and then tied up in a ball by the instigator and stuffed into his bathroom that kept dripping.

What a trough life is, damn it!

If it’s okay to stay in the bathroom like this for a day as an adult man, he can still hold on. The key point is that the uninvited guest who killed a thousand knives actually blocked the smelly sock in the door, every minute and every second. They're all breathing shitty air, T_T fuck whoever he provokes.

When Xu Zhemin rushed to Wen Zhouhao's house and opened the bathroom door, he saw Wen Zhouhao's dead body on the ground with a sluggish expression and almost foaming at the mouth.

Holding his nose and dragging Wen Zhouhao out, Xu Zhemin's heart remained unmoved.

Only he himself knew the weight of the thing, it was simply too heavy for his weak and slender arms.

It’s not bad if the labor and management didn’t roll their eyes. What’s wrong with the sense of sight that you can give labor and management anytime, anywhere by gnashing your teeth and letting you untie the rope?

The two were deadlocked on the sofa in the living room.

In the end, Wen Zhouhao compromised first, "Water..." he murmured.

Xu Zhemin raised his legs.

"Water!" Wen Zhouhao, who was tied like bacon, roared angrily, and then coughed violently.

Xu Zhemin shook his legs for a few seconds, then got up, went to the kitchen and poured a glass of boiling water for Wen Zhouhao who was slumped on the sofa.

Wen Zhouhao stared at the scum in front of him who handed water to him but didn't untie his rope.

"Hmm..." Wen Zhouhao, who was forcibly watered, looked at the ceiling in despair.

Throwing the empty water glass aside, Wen Zhouhao blushed and said, "Who are you and what do you want? As long as I can give it, the premise is that you let me go."

Xu Zhemin picked the mango on the coffee table, and began to peel and chew.

The kind that has no image.

Wen Zhouhao's heart had already collapsed, seeing this handsome face just like his own, gnawing on a mango without any image in front of him...it was almost unbearable.

So he silently lowered his eyes.

"I don't want anything, I just borrow your identity for the time being." Xu Zhemin finished eating the mango, washed his hands, and sat opposite Wen Zhouhao who opened his eyes and looked at him after hearing the words, and looked at him in blank dismay.

Wen Zhouhao was stunned for a moment, and then roared angrily: "Do you know that labor and management are now bringing in cash cows worth millions every minute!"

Xu Zhemin glanced sideways at Wen Zhouhao, who was blowing his hair, "I know. I'm going to take him to 'Ye Yi' tonight, and find someone to break him up. Do you believe it?"

"Hmm..." Not giving Wen Zhouhao a chance to talk nonsense, Xu Zhemin directly grabbed a stinky sock.

"Be obedient and pretend to be dead for labor and management at home, and give you something to eat after you wake up, so you won't starve to death." Xu Zhemin gritted his teeth and lowered his voice.

[Hey, dear host, you have the potential to be a villain! ] The system couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

Xu Zhemin's arrogant face was set, and then his face was full of tears: [System bacteria, you are finally bubbling... People miss you so much, they just miss you so much...]

System: […] My host has successfully disgusted me, so it decided to keep silent. Recently, I am obsessed with golden gong ham sausage and cannot extricate myself hhhh

Nine o'clock in the evening.

That's when the nightlife starts.

Standing in front of the door of "Ye Yi", Zi Yan, who was dressed domineeringly and unrestrainedly, glanced at the manager standing on his right. He was still immersed in the exciting scene in the afternoon and did not calm down.

Zi Yan carefully observed Xu Zhemin's calm appearance, and he deeply realized what it means that no matter how calm the appearance is, it can't hide his manager's restless heart.

What the hell are these two eyes shining brightly and secretly rubbing with excitement?

Xu Zhemin didn't notice the dislike of his own film star breaking through the sky, but was still secretly happy that he could complete the first task of the day without receiving punishment.

"Don't say anything, just go in." Xu Zhemin urged.

Zi Qu was stunned for a moment, and he also wondered in his heart whether the business of this newly opened gay bar was as good as it was said to be. Thinking of this, he stepped into the door.

"Welcome. Sir, what would you like to drink?" A young man in a light blue plaid shirt walked towards Ziyan, with a pair of picky eyes that seemed to be smiling but not a smile, and his complexion was extremely white, so white that he did not look like a normal person.

Zi Ling turned to look at his manager, who knew that the mentally handicapped guy would take advantage of the time when he just entered the door and sneak to the corner, and even asked a waiter to order a bunch of fruits, and it was obvious that he had been here before.

"Sir?" The young man in a light blue plaid shirt stared at Zigu with a puzzled look on his face.

Zi Yan carefully looked at the man in front of him, and there was a bit of interest in his eyes. It's no wonder that "Ye Yi"'s business is so good. It turns out that any waiter here is so delicate, and this one in front of him is not an exaggeration. .

Following the man to a box, Zi Que lowered his eyebrows and scanned the wine list.

The man in the light blue plaid shirt couldn't help but twitch his lips when he saw that Zigu was not interested in these wines.

There was a knock on the door.

The man apologized, opened the door and walked out.

"What's the matter?" The man's face was not as calm as before, but a little more stern.

The person who knocked on the door was wearing a waiter's uniform, and said in a low voice, "Nan Yue was taken away by Song Shao."

The man frowned slightly, a pair of peach blossom eyes withdrew a lot of amorous feelings, and turned a little cold, "Song Yan?"

"Yes." The waiter nodded.

The man sneered, it seemed that Song Yan was determined to take that beautiful boy away, and came to him again and again.

Gee.

"Waiter."

The owner of the box inside was shouting impatiently.

The waiter here was busy preparing to push the door in, but was stopped by the man.

There was a slight smile on the man's face, and there was a bit of the waiter's unpredictable look in Tao Hua's eyes.

"..." Zi Yan was originally a little annoyed that the bar was ignoring the customers, but when he saw that it was the beauty who left in a hurry just now, he couldn't help but changed his gentle expression and looked at the man in the light blue plaid shirt with lowered eyebrows in front of him.

"What do you need, sir?" the man asked softly.

Sitting on the chair, Zi Yan stared at the thin shoulders of the man. His eyes slowly moved to the looming collarbone, and then slowly winding up from the fair neck, from the pointed chin to the thin red lips... After thinking about it, his throat was a little hoarse, "I don't like the wine here."

The man smiled lightly, "What do you want, Mr...." Before the man could finish speaking, he was caught off guard and pulled into his arms by Zi Yan, leaning over and covering his lips.

After some raging, Zi Yan gently kissed the man's neck, and murmured: "You are like this..."

The door of the box opened, and the man was hugged by Zi Yan and left quickly from the parking space by the back door.

While eating kiwi fruit, Xu Zhemin looked at the half-open back door and shook his head again and again. The boss of "Yeyi" is forced to betray XX, alas...

A waiter next to the bar stared at the back door with a complicated expression, and couldn't help frowning.

First, Nanyue was kidnapped by Song Shao, and now the boss is actually taken away by the film emperor Zi Na, and the next one...wouldn't be me... Oh, yo, I'm afraid, I have to tidy up myself, and I'm ready to be taken away by a local tyrant at any time.

If Xu Zhemin knew what this person was thinking, he would definitely complain: You are more than what labor and capital think hahhh

When Xu Zhemin, who had finished eating the luxurious fruit set meal, swiped Ziying's card and walked out of "Yeyi", he discovered a bleak fact: where is the car? → Driven away by the damned sultry girl hhhh

The corner of Xu Zhemin's mouth twitched, hhhh, you little bitch, see how you will be abused in the company in the future!

"Shh..."

"Rumble..."

Xu Zhemin raised his head: ...

Time to hail a fast car.

Turn on the phone.

"The phone will shut down in ten seconds."

At this moment, Xu Zhemin just wanted to slam his phone angrily: Fuck you!

Xu Zhemin, who was drenched in the rain for a while, finally calmed down, [System Bacteria~help~]

[When the torrential rain of life wets your shoulders, hair, and brain, please don't be discouraged. You must know that only when your brain is flooded can it leak to your restless heart...]

Xu Zhemin suddenly became dazed, [Have you got a virus in the system? 】

The system sighed for a long time, 【The poison in front of you is not poison, what kind of poison are you talking about? 】

Xu Zhemin stood with folded arms, and shouted impatiently: [Give you three seconds to reorganize the language, I remember the complaint number, 25041...]

[Di! d=====(￣▽￣*)b Dear host, you have two options. First, this system transmits information to your male god in real life through the control center and asks him to pick you up. Second, Zhong, go back to the bar to rest and have a sweet dream to meet the male god in your dream...]

Xu Zhemin: 【...meet your uncle! 】

Labor and management should wait for the rain to stop at dawn before saying no.

The system that read Xu Zhemin's inner thoughts gloated, [Dear host, you have already opened the help system page, if you don't make a choice immediately, the external environment will not change. 】

Xu Zhemin closed his eyes, gritted his teeth and said: [I choose to dream, thank you. 】

System: [Okay, please wait patiently for the loading to complete in 10 minutes. 】

Xu Zhemin: %&*#￥@%@￥￥[beep——]

Xu Zhemin, who sat in the bar and waited for three to ten minutes, realized a second before falling asleep: rain, stop!

Xu Zhemin's inner monologue: fake system, you have lost the love of labor and capital, don't try to get it back<<<<<<<<<<<

"Your Highness, the young master is awake."

A court lady hurried out the door.

Xu Zhemin, who was lying on the bed, looked at his small palms, and there were a few black lines hanging on his forehead.

Labor and capital have returned to their childhood, Nima.

Who is to blame for all this?

It's not the fault of this fake system!

[Di! d=====(￣▽￣*)b Don’t pass the responsibility on to the system, the system won’t recite it~]

Xu Zhemin decided to keep silent. Once the system was liberated, he began to let himself go. All kinds of scary facial expressions and tildes began to emerge from the water, irritating him unnecessarily.

It's so eye-catching!

It is no longer the version 1.0 system that he met before when he was soft and cute and loved to be called dear host...

Suddenly I want to cry...

[Calm down, you need to calm down your restless heart, host! 】The system said earnestly.

Xu Zhemin shivered under the quilt, and this was the scene Lou Tien saw when he opened the door.

The author has something to say:

Lou Lin: How can I break my ass if I really want to be spanked?

Stupid author: As long as you are happy, dear (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～