Waking up every night is a new world

After waking up again, Xu Zhemin found himself in the seat of the concert hall where he was rehearsing. He said that he was no longer surprised. This should be the rehearsal at noon the next day.

He is very, very tired now.

[System, when will I meet a more normal plot with the male god?Every time I have to fall in love with the male god and kill each other, I feel that I will never love orz again]

The indifferent face of the system who was watching the SpongeBob SquarePants movie, [Good boy, don't be passive and sabotage your work!When your task completion rate is high, the smoothness of your flirting with your male god will also be high. 】

I always feel that what's wrong with the inexplicable perfunctory, he must have picked up a fake system!

"You thug!" When Xun Yi's character was shouting loudly on the stage, Shen Li'an held the white rose and looked in the direction of Xu Zhemin in a daze.

Xu Zhemin carefully observed Xun Yi's face, Emma, ​​she is really angry.

No way, Shen Li'an, wake up!Your inexplicable favor makes me a little scared.

I always feel that I have successfully attracted the attention of the future president's wife.How to describe the unbearable weight of some beings?

"Hey, Shen Li'an, why don't you talk?" The instructor beside him couldn't stand it anymore.

Xu Zhemin touched his nose guiltily.

Xun Yi clenched his fists involuntarily.

Shen Li'an withdrew his gaze, and slowly walked off the stage holding a white rose.

"Teacher, I think the next plot can be like this..."

Xu Zhemin was attracted by Shen Li'an's sudden calm expression, tsk, it's rare, it's rare that the hero's plot is so normal this time.

"By the way, how long have you been staring at him like this?" Xun Yi who didn't know when he also stepped off the stage and walked around behind Xu Zhemin asked.

Xu Zhemin froze, turned his head, and met Xun Yi who showed his white teeth.

Xu Zhemin: ...

[Fake system, help!Waiting online, no, I can’t wait anymore...]

The system was very calm at this time, and while watching the SpongeBob SquarePants movie, it replied slowly: [Don't be afraid, dear host, your president has no tendency to silence for the time being, so your life is not in danger for the time being]

【嘤~】Xu Zhemin snorted unapologetically.

The system said that it was shamefully polluting the sense of hearing. Although it was known that the host used the natural voice, it was a foul, but Xu Zhemin discovered that the system bacteria was voice-activated—because the system bacteria immediately provided three plans to help He switched to night mode to meet the world of the male god again.

Oye, it couldn't be better!

When the dream came again, Xu Zhemin looked down and found that he was still pinching a white rose in his hand.

Ah poof, fuck your white roses.

If he hadn't seen the male god Da Da who was walking towards him, Xu Zhemin even suspected that the fake system had fooled him again.

This time the male god didn't have a sword in his hand, and there was even a hint of a smile in his calm eyes.

An ink robe flutters in the wind, and the wide cuffs are embroidered with gold silk patterns. The mountains and rivers are majestic and the atmosphere is overbearing.

I don't know why, but I always feel that the white rose in my hand has added more than a little bit of embarrassment to me.How can I break it if I want to throw it away...

Lou Tien slowly approached Xu Zhemin, the smile on the corner of his mouth gradually deepened.

Emma, ​​my little heart can't bear it a little bit.Xu Zhemin started calling the system.

[Fake system, what's the situation now, hello! 】The male god’s style of painting, which was obviously taking a domineering route before, has become a bit subtle now...

"Zuo Min." Lou Lin took Xu Zhemin's hand without hesitation, and seemed to be embracing him in the next second—then stabbed him to death with a sword hhhh

Xu Zhemin imagined the next scene.

What I never expected was——

What waited was not a stabbing knife behind the male god's back, but a light kiss, and because his struggle turned into a domineering and even aggressive gnawing... The development of the situation became more and more deviated from the original track, and made Xu Zhe Min felt a little bit of excitement.

"Today is so good." Raising his hand to caress Xu Zhemin's left cheek, Lou Lin rested his chin on the top of Xu Zhemin's head, and sighed in a deep and pleasant voice.

The warm and oily sample paper introduced by the male god can't be messed with, it must be given full marks.

The fake system heard Xu Zhemin's voice just now and wanted to tell him what he would encounter next, but seeing his intoxicated expression now, forget it.

So the fake system continued to use the third season of SpongeBob SquarePants.

Today's plot is very good. Brother Octopus was interrupted by SpongeBob SquarePants once again to interrupt his leisurely sunbathing time, just like now, Xu Zhemin's screams ruined the good mood of the fake system.

[Fake system, fake system, is it there, answer quickly! 】

[Fake system, fake system, if you don't answer your host will die! 】

[Fake system, I was wrong, I shouldn't be obsessed with the beauty of the male god and be unable to extricate myself from completing the task in vain! 】

Silently clicked an "X", and the system looked at the current situation.

【Alas? 】

The system expressed helplessness.

The current scene is Xu Zhemin's dormitory.

It was pitch black all around.

The roommate who lived with him has not returned.

And he was being held down on the bed by his male god...

Ou Yo, I called for a long time to show this to the system, I couldn't stand it.

You have to apply for a restriction to the headquarters.Things like spicy eyes that harm the system can only be done by their own hosts.

Rubbing Xu Zhemin's head, Lou Tien leaned over, and put his cold lips close to Xu Zhemin's ear, even the breath he exhaled was cold, which made Xu Zhemin shiver suddenly.

Just ten minutes ago, the scene was obviously still an antique decoration, but it suddenly changed to a modern mode, and it was still in the single dormitory where the lights had been turned off.It was so embarrassing all of a sudden, especially when he was thrown on the bed by the male god.

Generally speaking, an unscrupulous host like Xu Zhemin wouldn't call it a fake system at such a time, but it was because... when his clothes were almost stripped, he suddenly remembered that the fake system had been used before. The information of the male god given to him by the system.

The information reads: His male god is Lou Lin, he was the emperor n years ago, and he is also several thousand years old... Explain...

What else can I explain...

His male god is now so cold that his heart is so cold that his heart is soaring...

Xu Zhemin now took a silent breath.

Labor and management are not yet ready to [cross out] the male god with the male ghost.

I'm just addicted to beauty and just want to tease me cheaply.

Who knew that the male god would be so enthusiastic today!

Will there be after-effects after that, will there be psychological barriers... Hey, I'm afraid when I think of it, you bloody ghost, huh...

"Zuo Min..." The cold air continued to approach.

At this time, Xu Zhemin's soul was withdrawn, and he still didn't forget to make complaints about the play: "Male god, you should practice your Mandarin well, there is still hope for the top three."

His name is Zhe Min, okay?

Abandoned by the fake system and at the same time giving up on himself, Xu Zhemin gritted his teeth, ready to bear the unbearable weight of life.

Its daybreak.

Then, the male god disappeared.

Oh, why is there a kind of mermaid girl's rush.

At dawn, the mermaid turned into bubbles and floated on the boat where Gongju married the prince...

Xu Zhemin lay on the bed, lost in thought.

Kind of a ridiculous dream within a dream.

Moreover, this dream has been going on for a long time...

Xu Zhemin raised his forehead, and slowly recalled his identity in the real world. He was no longer the student in his dream, nor was he the military strategist Zuo Min who fell in love with the male god. Otaku, an otaku who is a bit special and a bit of a fanatic——

It's the kind of code farmer who is obviously rich in his family but suddenly has a brain twitch and wants to go out to make a living by himself, and the salted fish who can survive by gnawing on the old will want to turn over and stay up late and smash the keyboard.

"Bang bang!" There was a rough knock on the door.

Immediately afterwards, there was the fierce roar of his elder sister Xu Zheqing.

Alarm bells rang in Xu Zhemin's mind.

"Xu Zhemin, if you don't get up and get ready to go on a blind date with me, I'll call and ask my uncle to take you back to the company to study business!"

Sure enough, this way of waking people up worked and was very threatening.Thinking about why he chose to live alone in the first place, it was just to avoid learning those disgusting and boring things about economic management.

At the same time, he thought of the elder sister who rushed back from abroad after handling half of the business a few days ago, because she was forced to go on a blind date by the uncle of the final big boss.Then according to international practice, the old lady still likes to pull herself to top the bag.

In short, the title of "Little Ding Dong" who has the necessary functions of home travel to destroy blind dates cannot be eliminated.

Xu Zhemin got out of bed and went into the bathroom, and looked at himself in the mirror. He had a paralyzed face, a pair of dead fish eyes with heavy dark circles, and the hair on the top of his head couldn't be straightened after adding gel water.The standard equipment of a classic otaku.Sighing, after finding himself, he silently opened the door.

Xu Zheqing scanned his younger brother's appearance up and down, and nodded.Yes, people look like dogs——

White shirt and black jeans, black-rimmed glasses match him better.

Sitting in front of the glass window, looking at all kinds of delicacies and refreshments on the table, Xu Zhemin felt no wavering in his heart.

He was still gripped by the long and chaotic dream before.

In the dream, he was one of many decadent college students in his college days, and he made an agreement with the so-called system. If he wanted to get the so-called male god, he had to help the system with tasks.

Tsk tsk tsk, this kind of dream has been happening since he moved away from the thousands of square meters of villas at home and chose to code words in this quiet small city.He has changed from a little transparent to a great master of Jiangzi, and from his good vision of 5.3, he has worn 500° black-rimmed glasses.

As for his elder sister, it was not easy for Xu Zheqing, who inherited the family business and turned from Bai Fumei into a strong woman, and couldn't get married at the age of 30. Her uncle forced her to go on blind dates all day long.

If she stopped pulling herself out as a scapegoat every time she had a blind date, Xu Zhemin would still be very grateful and sympathetic to her.

However, there is no if.

Ha ha.

At this time, the waiter placed a handful of... white roses in the middle of the glass in front of the table.

Ah poof.

Xu Zhemin, who had just taken a sip of boiling water, couldn't help but spit it out.

On the opposite side, the man with a face very similar to the so-called male god in the dream had just sat down and had no time to dodge the custom-made suit...

Xu Zheqing praised his brother from the bottom of his heart.

It's not bad, the kid has a bright future, she knows each other well, and every time she finds new tricks to drive her blind date away.As expected of her good brother.

In Xu Zhemin's eyes, what's in the whole glass, where there is no white rose, is clearly black oil residue!

The author has something to say:

Yo yo yo, if you want to escape from the claws of the perverted male god, even if you wake up from the dream, what will happen to you hhhh

Xu Zhemin: Stupid author, come here, I have a sentence that I want to tell you [holding a small hammer]