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"Abs, I'm back and I bought you some winter clothes and some rice paper." Mo Zhui pushed the door open and put the food packed from the restaurant on the table.

The serious boy with abdominal muscles is called Fu Xie, and his dharma name is Yuan Shen. Mo Zhui is used to calling him abdominal muscles, and occasionally he is called Xiaowei.The two were originally monks of Xiuyun Temple. They were forced to return to secular life three months ago and lived in this [-]-square-meter shabby house, which could barely shelter from the wind and rain.

Fu Xi came out of the back room with a displeased face, and sat down at the table to eat dinner.

Mo Zhui frowned: "I bought you a piece of clothing, why do you keep a straight face, what makes you unhappy?"

Fu ridiculed: "You gambled."

Mo Zhui smiled speechlessly, and raised his waist: "Which eye of yours saw me betting money?"

Fu Qian took out a small purse embroidered with peach blossoms from his pocket, it was a fan's, and put it on the table. "When I was washing clothes this morning, I found it in your pocket. It was 35 taels in total. Where did you get the money? If it's ill-gotten gains, return them quickly."

Fu Xie is an honest little novice, and his fault is that there is a roommate like Mo Zhui. If it weren't for being close to Mo Zhehei, he could still be a quiet and handsome man in the temple, even if he carries water and firewood every day, at least The days are solid and worry-free.

Mo Zhui's eyes suddenly brightened, he picked up the purse and counted the money in it, it was indeed 35 taels, and he couldn't save so much money after doing odd jobs for half a year, but where did it come from, he must never tell Fu Xie the truth.Mo Zhui coughed, and said: "It's not that I'm short on money, I took a small gamble for luck, and I still made money." After finishing speaking, he quickly put the purse away in his pocket.

Fu ridiculed: "Yuan Ji, don't gamble anymore!"

"I'll listen to you." Mo Zhui repeatedly agreed, turned around and walked into the bedroom, searching for the things under the quilt, but couldn't find them.

Fu Xi took out a black mask from his arms: "Are you looking for this?"

Mo chased after a look, covered his forehead: "Why are you so naughty, this is theft, you violated the Buddhist precepts."

Fu Xie: "You go to the city that never sleeps to gamble? Yuan Ji, you'd better not stir up trouble, if you are hit by the government, your life will be gone."

Mo Zhui snatched the mask: "How can there be people from the government in the city that never sleeps? You have never been there, and it is not as scary as others say. It is a rare and good place. I have long wanted to take you to see the world. Persuade me. Hey, now that you know, do you want to go together tonight?"

Fu Xi stood in front of Mo Zhui: "You are not allowed to go, with your reckless nature, you will cause trouble one day."

Mo Zhui was startled, and pointed at himself in a daze: "I am doing something wrong? When did I do something wrong?"

Fu Qian grabbed Mo Zhui's arms and said earnestly: "You are usually good, but you are not a human being when you become drunk, do you know that? You don't even know why we were driven down the mountain."

Mo Zhui: "I know, it's just that he made a slip of the tongue after drinking and scolded the abbot a few times. It's because the abbot didn't measure up."

Fu Xie: "Listen, you don't even know what you said at that time."

Mo chased the interest, and said with a smirk: "Then what did I say then?"

"I'm too lazy to tell you, hot ears." Fu Yan pushed Mo Zhui into the room, and then bolted the door tightly.

Mo Zhui threatened: "You can't stop me. If you don't say it, I'm going." He was always curious about what lies he said that day, which could make the abbot who has always been tolerant and forbearing three feet off the ground.

Fu Qian was helpless: "Cheng Chengcheng, I can say it, but you have to promise me that you will never go to the city that never sleeps again."

"I promise you (no wonder)." Mo Zhui sat down at the table honestly and listened to Fu Xie's eloquence.

On that day, as usual, the two of them went down the mountain with Uncle Yuan Jing to buy rice and grain, and it happened to be Fu Qian's twentieth birthday, so the three of them went out for wine and meat in secret.Uncle Master is a monk Hua, whose motto is "Life is short, enjoy yourself in time", not to mention Mo Zhui, who became a monk halfway and led his hair to practice.The three of them often sneaked down the mountain to look for meat to eat, and they didn't violate any other precepts except not fasting.Mo Zhui got up that day, drank a few more cups of wine, started talking wildly in a daze, full of obscene words, and then sang, quite literary.

Uncle Master praised: "Hey, I didn't expect Yuan Ji to be a cultural person."

The smell of alcohol on the three of them was still there, so they didn't dare to go back to the temple directly, so they took a turn to take a bath in a clear pool. Unfortunately, some aunts from Qingyun Temple were playing in the water.

There was a god standing three feet above his head, Fu Yan quickly covered his eyes, and said in a panic: "Amitabha, sins and sins, don't look at evil, don't look at evil."

"Don't look at evil?" Mo Zhuizui repeated these four words with profound meaning, as if struck by lightning, he suddenly opened his eyes wide, seeing a few fair and graceful ladies, a rush of blood rushed to his forehead, It rushed towards the pool like an arrow leaving the string, and plunged into the pool like a pig, splashing a large splash of water.

The uncle was confused and panicked: "It's over, it's over, Yuan Ji is drunk, stop him!"

Don't chase after a gorgeous woman out of the bath, and hang out loudly at the woman: "Zi Xi Zi Xi, why did you meet like this!"

"rogue!"

Qingtian Bairi killed a lunatic, and the sisters-in-law were frightened, covered their bodies and rushed to the shore, hurriedly picked up their clothes and fled.

In a few days, three people were reported.Fortunately, nothing major happened. The abbot punished the three of them to face the wall and copy the scriptures, and the matter was over.Unexpectedly, Mo Zhui hadn't sobered up yet, so he confronted the abbot and yelled at him, "Look what's wrong with the girl, there are so many statues of Bodhisattvas half-covered and half-revealed in the temple, don't you look at them every day!"

The abbot kindly persuaded him: "Buddha's pure land is not allowed to speak lewdly, Yuan Ji drank too much, first take him back to rest."

"I didn't drink too much! The most pathetic bald donkey in the world." Mo Zhui staggered away from the others, raised his eyebrows at the abbot, and said provocatively, "I'm going to find my sister-in-law in Qingyun Temple now, and go together?"

The abbot was annoyed: "Yuan Ji, you have violated the precept of adultery, if you dare to step out of Xiuyun Temple today, you will not be able to re-enter Buddhism!"

That year the abbot went to Luzhou to preach scriptures, and saw Mo Zhui lying dying beside the road, dying.The monks were merciful and rescued him, and took him in Xiuyun Temple ever since.

Don't chase after the impurity of the six sense organs, and have no intention of turning to the Buddha. The abbot sees it, so he doesn't force him to gradient.In the past, Mo Zhui was good-natured, but he became more and more naughty since then, and now he has led a Buddhist disciple to the ground.

Mo Zhui smiled, looked around the abbot, turned to the half-naked Bodhisattva statue, and said to himself: "Pearls are round and jade-like, rich and graceful. You keep saying that all things are universal and there is no lust. How can there be so many living beings?" The Buddha is also a human being, how can a human being have no desires? Host, have you ever been to Dunhuang, there are many scriptures and murals there are pictures, if you are interested, I will draw them down and enjoy them with you."

All the monks blushed when they heard this.Fu Qian was in a hurry: "Yuan Ji, don't talk about it, just admit your mistake to the abbot."

"What did I do wrong? The heaven and the earth create all things. The scriptures say that the precept against adultery is a disease. I don't want to talk to you, so I'm going." Mo Zhui glanced at the Buddha statue warmly again, waved his sleeves, He strode out of the palace gate.

Fu Yan ran up to stop Mo Zhui: "What nonsense are you talking about, go back to your room and think about it!"

Mo Zhui reined in Fu Yan's wrist, and taught him a lesson: "You think you're justified? I haven't said anything about you yet, stuffing those eggs in the quilt to hatch chicks? Don't be naive, a hen who hasn't been molested by a rooster lays it down They're all widows!"

Mo Zhui has completely changed himself, not as simple as being drunk.

The abbot was so angry that there was smoke in his seven orifices, and he stomped his feet: "I am also angry. Such a stubborn person has polluted my Buddhist school. Today, I will be expelled from the temple. You must not learn from him!"

On the second day, Mo Zhuichangzi was so remorseful that he knelt at the gate of the Buddhist temple for three days, refusing to accept it.Fu ridiculed Mo's pursuit of love, but the abbot was indifferent.

Yuan Jing advocated that Fu Xie and Mo Zhui would return to the vulgar together: "Yuan Shen, my uncle said something plainly, Yuan Ji's words are not without reason, you are still young, Mo's hair is white, go down the mountain with Yuan Ji, that is the world. "

So the two finally went down the mountain.

Mo Zhui spit out a mouthful of meat dregs after hearing Fu Qian's words, covered his belly and laughed loudly: "Did I really talk back to the abbot like that?" He actually forgot all about it, what a pity.

Fu Yan glared at him: "Can you still laugh? You are not ashamed. The abbot especially told me to take good care of you and not to cause trouble."

Mo Zhui heard from the abbot that when he was famous that year, he said a word - "Save me, the royal family is going to kill me!", and then passed out, and he couldn't remember anything when he woke up.

Mo Zhui drank a bowl of wine, stretched his waist, got up and walked to the inner room, passing the door, turned around and broke the door suddenly.

Fu Yan was caught off guard, stunned for a moment, got up and chased after him: "Yuan Ji, you liar, come back to me!"

"Hey!" Mo Zhui looked back and saw Fu Yan chasing after him, quickened his pace, and sighed in his heart: Is that kid a horse?

After two or three strokes, Fu Qi caught Mo Zhui, tied him up, and dragged him home.

Mo Zhui kept complaining, and said what was in his heart: "The elder brother is not young, and he is not yet married. Sanniang is not young, and time waits for no one. I urgently need to save a sum of money to marry her. It is not a thing to do odd jobs all the time. I will go to the city that never sleeps to have a look." Look at that picture of "The Humble Jing Opera Boy", if you come back and draw a good one, if you sell it for a good price, I'll be successful. I swear I won't make trouble, can you let me go there? Abdominal muscles, brother Fu!"

Fu Yan procrastinated and said: "It's good if you can draw an egg. You have a pen and paper at home. It's not too late for you to draw a portrait of rhubarb (the chicken in the yard) first. Besides, San Niang is not interested in you at all." .”

Mo Zhui: "Why is it boring? She gave me a cloth bag on Chongyang Day, and she embroidered it herself."

Fu Xie: "San Niang even gave me a pair of shoes."

When this matter was mentioned, he became angry, and Mo Chau brushed him away, saying: "Seriously, let me go. I must marry Sanniang, don't miss my lifelong event! Don't worry, there is absolutely no royal family in the city that never sleeps." .”

Fu Xie: "Everyone in the city that never sleeps wears masks, how can you guarantee that there are no official posts?"

Mo Zhui argued: "People often die there, if the officials were in charge, the city that never sleeps would have disappeared long ago."

Boom—boom——

A watchman passed by, rang the watch, and yelled: "The sky is dry and the things are dry, be careful of the fire and candles. A thousand taels of gold, a clumsy opera singer, has been sold to the royal family..."

This An Bizhi is so popular that he even changed his name.

Fu ridiculed proudly: "Did you hear that, you have sold the royal family. How dare you say that there are no officials in the city that never sleeps."

Mo Zhui had nothing to say, kicked the stone on the ground angrily, and walked back angrily.

Fu Yan followed behind Mo Zhui and comforted him: "Don't be angry, I believe you will be able to draw better pictures than An Bizhi."

"Don't compare me to that bastard."

"Then you still have to see his paintings."

"That's why the world is chasing him, and I'm following the world's favor. It's best not to let me touch him, or I'll beat him up every time I see him."

"You haven't seen him yet, why do you annoy him so much for no reason?"

"The name is ugly, the appearance is ugly, and it's unbearable!"

The author has something to say:

I searched on Baidu and found out that the Hanlin Academy is outside the palace. I set it inside the palace. There are dormitories and cafeterias, which are more modern. After all, the first emperor was a modern prostitute.