Five Realms Traffic Safety Handbook

Seeing that Yan Wujiu was hit just right, Yan Da asked, "Master Tao is that 'woman' who played tricks on you in the human world?"

Yan Wujiu was not in the mood to answer these questions, and was still immersed in the confusion.If Tao Yunchu was Brother Chi, he would know that it is not surprising that he is afraid of the cold, and he even suspected that if there was no Brother Chi at that time, his life would have been in jeopardy long ago.

"Brother, did I often die from the cold when I was young?"

Yan Da nodded, and said: "Actually, you can live, and you have to thank the God-man for taking you to the land of nothing. If it wasn't there, you would have died a long time ago."

"Do immortals die young?"

"Innate immortals are the same as humans and animals. They may all die young. The lifespan of ghosts is so long, but there are also some who die young. This thing has nothing to do with life span. Life span is only for creatures with no problems." Yan Da said, "Although you have problems, as long as you pass the childhood period, you will be fine."

"Brother, have you and Mr. Tao met before?"

"When I was a child, I saw him come to Yan Luo Palace with God and Man. I knew his surname was Tao, but I didn't know his name. I haven't seen him since then." Yan Da must have lived for 80 years.When he was tens of thousands of years old, the god-man once brought Tao Yun out of the Yan Luo Temple, and he was very impressed at that time, because he had never seen such a good-looking person.Later I learned that Mr. Tao was pinched by a god-man himself, so I thought it was understandable.

Yan Wujiu smiled wryly: "He used to look like this too?"

"It's always been like this."

Yan Wujiu finally figured out the origin of Tao Yunchu's strange actions towards him.This is more sad than not knowing.A junior who is more than 60 years younger than himself, who was cared for and survived by him in his childhood, now turns to tease him and even kissed him. If Tao Yun came out, he would probably fan him out of the galaxy.

Yan Wujiu originally thought that it would be good if he turned back into a fairy body, but this overwhelming depression made him start to wonder if this was the sequelae of being a human again.Before he knew about this, if he saw Tao Yunchu, he could continue to harass him desperately, but now, although he wanted to see him, he didn't know how to face him.

All of Tao Yunchu's laughs are indulging in children, and the way he treats him is similar to that of children.

He remembered Tao Yunchu's sentence that he misunderstood before: "Bai Chang is so big, he hasn't improved at all."

After admiring Yan Wujiu's unpredictable expression, Yan Da was very satisfied, and said again: "Young Master Tao saw that you had nothing to do before leaving, and left some things for you when you left."

Yan Da asked his subordinates to go down and bring over the things Tao Gongzi left for Yan Wujiu.Yan Wujiu took the package, opened it, and found several packets of candy, a pepper branch with fruit, a notebook and a hastily written note: "The pig will give it to you next time."

Are you talking about coaxing children?

He opened the book, and it was the real "Rose Sugar Preparation Method" written by Tao Yunchu.

But Yan Wujiu was not excited at all.

He now guesses that Tao Yunchu really won't see him for tens of thousands of years, and he won't think of coming to see him.It was as if he cared for his nephew, but he really hadn't seen him for tens of thousands of years, and he couldn't think of meeting him at all.

It also seemed that he hadn't seen brother Xi in the past tens of thousands of years, and he hadn't visited Wuheyou again.When he first left there, he missed brother Xi very much, but he didn't dare to go back, for fear that the God-man would imprison him for tens of thousands of years and procrastinate and fail to make the trip.After tens of thousands of years later, he felt that the man of God should not remember his affairs. After passing through Wuheyou, he wanted to go in to see Brother Chi, but he couldn't go in again.

It's like a fairy school!Being a human being for a while, Yan Wujiu has experienced the emotions and reactions of human beings, and feels that the nervous system of immortals is too rough.In the process of cultivating human beings to become immortals, an important point is to lose the sensitivity of the nervous system.

Now Yan Wujiu is not sure whether he will return to his original state. He didn't know if the overwhelming emotion and lust for Tao Yun when he was a human being no longer exists, but he feels that longing has replaced those emotions and occupied his feelings for Tao Yun. out of those memories.Look, now he only wants to go to the land of nothing.

"By the way, there is a soul that is going to be reincarnated in the heavenly family. The soul has your tracking brand on it. What's the matter?" Yan Da asked.

"My stalking mark?" Yan Wujiu thought to himself, did he put a stalking mark on Tao Yun?

"You go and see?"

Yan Wujiu followed Yan Da to the Judgment Hall of the underworld, and saw the soul kneeling in the Judgment Hall.

He recognized that it was "Yang Xiyan".I haven't seen you for a few days. How did he die?

Yan Wujiu asked Yan Da: "What's his name?"

"Liuzhong Lake."

"He is my human friend, why did he die so quickly?"

"He died in vain. The book of life and death was filled with omissions. He was supposed to have a lifespan of 98 years. This person has something to do with the luck of the emperor in the human world. This time the book of life and death has made a mistake, which is very troublesome. Originally, he was recorded in the world a few years ago. He just died, but his younger brother kept him in one place, his soul couldn’t get out, and the ecstasy couldn’t get in. His soul has been out of the body for several years, and now it’s coming with his brother’s soul.”

"He mentioned that he had a younger brother."

Yan Da said: "He died in vain - I don't know where there is an omission, and we should be responsible in the Palace of the King of the Underworld. Besides, he accumulated a lot of evil virtues during his lifetime, and he could have been reborn in the heavens to become a congenital immortal body, but he knelt there for a few days. Said that he and his brother would go down to the third way."

Yan Wujiu was extremely surprised: "Except for that Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, who else wants to go to the Three Realms?"

Yan Da nodded, and asked: "If you were a mortal, and your brother went to the Three Realms after death, you could have gone to the Heavenly Realm, would you follow?"

Yan Wujiu stared at Yan Da for a long time, and said: "Brother, what you said." He couldn't answer at all.In case he offends his brother, how about throwing his Yuanshen into the frying pan to experience it immediately?

Yan Da laughed and asked again: "Then what if Mr. Tao wants to go to the mountains of swords and seas of fire with the soul of a mortal?"

Yan Da's question really made Yan Wujiu choke again, if there was such a day, he would definitely overthrow the Palace of King Yama first.Is this easy to say?

Yan Wujiu stepped forward, patted Liu Chonghu's shoulder, Liu Chonghu raised his head, saw Yan Wujiu, very surprised: "Brother Yan?"

Yan Wujiu said: "Brother Yang, if we don't see each other for a few days, you will die soon."

The greeting was too much to catch.Liu Chonghu seemed to see that Yan Wujiu was not a soul body, so it was not surprising, he said, "I'm bothering Brother Yan's house again."

Yan Wujiu asked Ming Liu Chonghu's mind, Liu Chonghu didn't want to be reincarnated to heaven, he wanted to enter reincarnation with his younger brother.But if he misses this reincarnation, his soul will no longer be recorded in the book of life and death, which is equivalent to a black household.If he wants to be with his younger brother every time, Yan Wujiu can be flexible and help him cheat, but his memory will never disappear, even drinking Mengpo soup is useless.

You know, how many mortals have suffered for a lifetime, just waiting for a bowl of Mengpo soup.After drinking Mengpo soup, it is considered to usher in a new life, whether it is good or bad, and has nothing to do with the past life.

Yan Wujiu felt that for mortals, always remembering the past is more unbearable than mountains of swords and seas of fire.

He wondered, what kind of emotion that moves mountains and fills the sea can make a mortal suffer such pain?

But Yan Wujiu didn't ask, Liu Chonghu, who was kneeling in the judgment hall, couldn't tell him with words.

Yan Wujiu, who has been a human once, finally understands how powerless human language is compared to human emotion.You have less than a ten-thousandth sincerity for him, and you can casually say love; you have feelings for him that are higher than heaven and earth and more important than life, but you don’t know how to express it in words.

Yan Wujiu asked Tao Yun that Tao Yun seemed to be in a hurry when he left. According to Yan Da, Tao Yun wanted to wait for Yan Wujiu to wake up and make sure he was fine before leaving.But I don't know what news I received from a pigeon on the way, and I left immediately.

"Pigeon? Can the pigeon fly to the Netherworld?"

In the eighteen levels of hell in the nether world, there are birds that are punished, and they either fly high with wings, or are restrained and fly to the execution ground.

"That pigeon is weird, it can't see its real body. Maybe it was made by a god or a man." Yan Da said.

Yan Wujiu thought, maybe it was a mimicry, the main body might be something like a tree branch from Tao Yun.

Yan Wujiu fell into the pool in the back garden and looked at the ghost, that guy has been squatting in it for 30 years without eating or drinking, sometimes it has been motionless for thousands of years, like a dead body.

He asked Yan Da which ghost he wanted to take away, and said that Tao Yunchu wanted it very much, and Yan Da agreed to let him take it away.

Yan Wujiu solemnly put the rose sugar preparation method back in his room, sealed it in the space he squeezed, and then put the water-proof and fire-proof magic on the note with Tao Yunchu's handwriting, and put it next to the flesh. Then, he left the nether world with the ghost in his arms, and went straight to the land of nothing.

The land of nothingness is at the end of the eastern sky, where the sun rises.I heard people say that as long as you fly towards the east after the sky starts to light but before the sun rises, there will be a door into the land of nothingness.And once the sun rises, the door to the land of nothing is nowhere to be found.

Yan Wujiu stood in the sea and sky, quietly waiting for the twilight under Chang Geng.The waves in the realm of self-cultivation are no different from those in the human world, and remain unchanged for hundreds of millions of years.Blue, quiet, the breeze blows, rippling gentle waves.

The dim light lit up the sky and the earth for an instant, Yan Wujiu raised his head, and saw the empty square door in the clouds.He straightened his clothes and flew towards the door.

Entering that gate is the land of nothingness.As at any time in the past 5 years he has been here, there is no sky, no land, just a vast white chaos.But the difference is that it seems that the huge sycamore tree that was born as one with the chaos has disappeared, but there is a person standing in the chaos.

When Yan Wujiu's heart began to speed up, he found that he hadn't healed at all.