Five Realms Traffic Safety Handbook

Yan Wujiu asked not to challenge the upper floor for the time being, but to defend the No.20 seventh floor.And asked to go to the backyard to rest and wait until someone came to challenge him before playing.Boss Yan, who thought he could fight his grandson, was left on the 28th floor with such a lonely face.The uncles, mothers, aunts, and grandmas above the 28th floor all looked lonely.

However, they discussed it and decided to go to Yan Da's backyard together to meet Yan Er and his sweetheart from the land of nothing.

The owner of Yan Da's mansion is Yan Da, and the perennial residents are only Yan Da and Yan Erer, and the other people with the surname Yan have their own residences.For example, Yan Wujiu's mother lived with her younger sister and occupied a hill; Yan Wujiu's grandparents were not husband and wife drawn by lottery, but they had a good relationship, they had been together for so many years, and they also occupied a hill.Grandpa's negativity uncle lived in the sea with a retired Heavenly Emperor, who was said to be the father of the current Heavenly Emperor.

Yan Wujiu, who suddenly had so many relatives, is now sitting in the pavilion in his father's backyard.

Yan Da's pavilion was built very much like Yan Wujiu's pavilion in the courtyard of the human world. When Tao Yunchu first saw this place, he was stunned for a moment, thinking that the tastes of the two father and son were very similar.

Yes, Yan Wujiu and Tao Yun are both sitting in the pavilion, Yan Wujiu sits at the east of the round table, Tao Yunchu sits at the west, Yan Dada sits at the north.

It's a beautiful day, but it's a pity that there is an extra Yan Dada in the middle, it's not like that at all.

Yan Da asked someone to serve tea, and when the tea was served, Yan Wujiu took a sip and said, "It's too bad to drink."

Tao Yun felt that it was inappropriate for him to sit here, and the father and son seemed to have a lot to say.

Yan Da immediately flicked his sleeves, put away the tea, and said, "Then don't drink it."

It doesn't matter if the immortal drinks or not, but Yan Wujiu said: "Give me some water, I want some tea."

Not long after Yan Wujiu came out of Wuyouzhi, his father left, so Yan Dada didn't know that his youngest son had become a top foodie and chef.Yan Da was about to snort, when he saw Yan Wujiu took out a ball of tea cake from the space, opened the paper bag, and the aroma was overflowing.

Immortals grow tea in the moon world, but the water, soil and planets are different after all. Immortals are too lazy and have no spirit of research. They don’t know the hardships of farming. It's not bad, it's still natural; and some immortals, relying on their high metamorphic abilities, saw tea leaves and sold them in a basket of tea leaves—is it delicious?

That is to say, the tea seeds in the world of the main planet have been strictly set by gods and men, and they must have harsh conditions to grow and survive. The methods of steaming greens and frying greens are also group-based methods inherited and summarized by generations of human beings. Things are just so complicated, and the things that are made are delicious.

Yan Wujiu and Tao Yunchu have a common requirement for food: since it is not a necessity for survival, they must "never tire of fine food, and never tire of fine food".

How can the immortals in the moon world do this.

In Yan Wujiu's space, there is a set of tea sets from this era in the human world. From the previous generation to modern times, there were fried greens, but this generation is still drinking end tea.Although Yan Wujiu has hidden a little stir-fried green tea from previous generations in Netherworld, but the quantity is too small and he is reluctant to drink it.

Tao Yun went out to help Yan Wujiu wait for the water when he saw Yan Wujiu grind the tea and sift it.Yan Wujiu prepared two black glaze cups, picked them up with tweezers, lit a fire in the palm of his hand, roasted the tea cups, and sprinkled tea powder on them.

Yan Da saw that these two people started to do something that he couldn't understand, so he wanted to see what they were trying to do.

Tao Yunchu heard the sound of water in the silver jug ​​was different, so he tested it with spells, and found that the water temperature was about 99 degrees Celsius, so he immediately lifted the silver jug.

Yan Wujiu has already prepared the teaspoon tacitly.Tao Yun came out to pour the water, Yan Wujiu poured the tea, the two cups of tea were ordered in no time.

Tao Yunchu originally thought that Yan Wujiu would order some tea for his father, but Yan Wujiu brought the tea to Tao Yunchu and drank it himself.

Although Mr. Tao was happy, he thought that in the human world, this kind of behavior would be inappropriate after all. Although immortals don't pay much attention to it, Yan Dada is Yan Wujiu's father anyway.Just like no matter how many opinions he has on God-man, he dare not drink tea alone.

Tao Gongzi drank the tea that Yan Gongzi ordered for him, and the aroma was overflowing.

Yan Dada drank the tea in front of him again, and suddenly felt that it was really unpalatable.

After Yan Wujiu finished drinking tea, Tao Yun said to Yan Wujiu: "The last tea is delicious, but it's troublesome. I have some green tea here, why don't you brew it?"

Yan Wujiu forgot the purpose of coming here for a moment, and asked, "Do you have green tea? Was it 5 years ago?"

Tao Yun laughed: "Why is it 5 years ago? I planted a few tea trees in the human world, and I just picked them before Qingming in the human world, and fried them myself."

Active recipes!Active tea maker!The frying technology has been lost for more than 1000 million years in the human world!Yan Wujiu looked at Tao Yun, and almost wrote in his eyes: "Follow me home."

Tao Yunchu didn't understand the meaning of Yan Wujiu's eyes, but being stared at so straightly by him brought back memories of the Antarctic Continent's dream, due to inertia, he almost stood up and pinned him to the ground.

Yan Da coughed, and the two who had lost time and space realized that there was an elder at the scene.

Tao Yunchu calmed down and told himself that Yan Wujiu had forgotten all about the dream, what was he confusing?Only his own memory engraved in Yuanshen has become his permanent memory, Yan Wujiu is unaware of it now.

Tao Yunchu took out his tea set from the space and began to clean it. Yan Dada thought to himself: "These two people really match each other, and they smell very similar."

It was easy for Tao Yun to make green tea, and the teacups were also small. After the first ironing of the cups, three cups were poured out in the second. my own.

After all, it was someone from Wuheyou who served him tea, and Yan Dada thanked him with a rare courtesy.Tao Yunchu is the only thing that the God-man planted in the land of nothingness for tens of thousands of years, and everyone in the world regards him as the youngest son of the God-man.

Yan Erer had a prejudice against Wuheyouzhixiang. Yan Dada knew that this matter was caused by him, so he was in a dilemma, but he himself did not want to offend the people of Wuheyouzhixiang. I really don't know how I will die.

The tea enters the throat, the fragrance is overflowing, and the sweetness in the mouth, Yan Dada really understands why Yan Wujiu said his tea is bad.

However, after drinking other people's tea, what should be said is still to say: "Young Master Tao will change the enchantment in the ring on the 33rd day. I don't know what it means?"

Just now before Yan Wujiu came, he had already answered this question. At that time, his answer was: I think Wujiu is in danger, and I want to help him, but the barrier blocks me, so I have to change the barrier first.He spoke eloquently.Now Yan Dada asked again as if he had lost his memory, but Tao Yunchu couldn't answer that in front of Yan Wujiu, maybe Yan Wujiu thought that he underestimated his strength.

Yan Wujiu couldn't hear Tao Yunchu being embarrassed, imitating Yan Erer's tone and said: "Do you need a reason to change your barrier? Yunchu is happy, it doesn't please your eyes, change it once you see it."

After hearing Yan Wujiu's nonsense, Tao Yunchu couldn't laugh or cry.

Yan Dada lowered his face and said: "Young Master Tao is a man from the land of nowhere. Gods and men are the most disciplined in doing things. I don't think Mr. Tao is a person without rules. If it was because of the sneak attack last time, now Yan Er is also To avenge you, his uncle was so beaten by his nephew that he couldn't stand up, and his face was completely humiliated, let's let this matter go."

Yan Wujiu sneered: "I'm afraid he won't have a long memory when he recovers, and he will make trouble for Yun."

Yan Da said: "Then you have cleared the ring according to the agreement, and I won't trouble you in the future."

Tao Yunchu heard this and asked, "What agreement?"

Yan Da said: "Yan Er signed an agreement, and he cleared the customs in 33 days. From now on, no one with the surname Yan will trouble you."

Tao Yunchu looked at Yan Wujiu, but Yan Wujiu didn't dare to look directly at Tao Yunchu. Tao Yunchu must have forgotten the dream of the Antarctic Continent long ago, but now he is just an ordinary junior, explaining this matter couldn't be more troublesome .

When Tao Yun heard about this, he was 33% happy and 27% worried.Tao Yun didn't know what Yan Wujiu was thinking, but the [-]th floor of the [-]-day ring was full of Yan Erer, what kind of monsters were there?

"Yan Wang, this agreement might as well be changed, let me challenge it."

The two sons with the same brain circuits have exactly the same way to solve the problem: how can the beloved be in danger?I'll be fine.

Yan Wujiu immediately expressed his clear objection: "No way!"

"This matter is originally my business, why do you want to take risks?" Tao Yunchu said, "I don't know what enmity Yan Luodian has with me, this time I just made it clear."

Yan Wujiu said: "It's my ancestors who were unreasonable, this is my family matter, I'll just settle it."

Mr. Yan and Mr. Tao were unable to convince each other, and Mr. Tao finally said, "I don't know how I offended everyone in Yan Luodian. Please allow me to ask the truth."

Yan Dada was asked about this, but he didn't know how to answer for a while.It was the "ancestors" of the Yan family who had been eavesdropping outside the courtyard, because the tea fragrance was so attractive, they appeared together at this time.

Yan Wujiu's mother is still the same as before, she hasn't changed at all.When Yan Wujiu saw his mother, he was much more restless than seeing his father, so he obediently called "Mother".

"Yan Er is very good-looking, more like me." Yan Damei looked at Yan Wujiu for a long time and came to a conclusion.

After all, after eating his mother's milk for hundreds of years, Yan Wujiu's memories of his mother's time are mostly good.

As for the grandparents, uncles and aunts whom he had never met, he couldn't tell who was who.

"Speaking of the enmity between Yan Erer and Wuheyouzhixiang." Yan Damei took the tea from Tao Yun, and praised her son for his good vision. The things that come out are still different from ordinary fairy bodies. "That's because I heard that the gods stipulated that Yan Luodian can't have no offspring, and asked Yan Da to have children, so I was drawn to marry him and have children. He hates God. People have hated him for millions of years. Hatred turns to hate, but they dare not do anything, this time when they heard that God-man is gone, they just went to trouble Mr. Tao."

Tao Yun didn't hear it, it means he didn't understand it, but Yan Wujiu understood it, it turned out that Yan Da and Yan Erer's cultivation was exactly what he thought.

He also thought that most immortals have no lust, but it seems that their immortal bodies in the Netherworld have a lot of love and hatred.

"I also hate the gods. How can he let us marry Yan Dada if we get the lottery?" Yan Ermei interjected, "Who wants to have a child? It will take hundreds of years just to eat milk."

Tao Yun looked at Yan Wujiu, the latter looked embarrassed, he didn't want to eat milk for hundreds of years, the congenital immortal body is a mammal, and the infancy period is very long, the fetal period and infancy period are the only periods that cannot photosynthesize, What can I do if I can only rely on the time provided by other organisms for energy?

Tao Yunchu still remembered that Yan Wujiu was about five thousand years old when he came to him, about the size of a five-year-old human child.Unbelievably stubborn, when he first arrived in the land of nothing, he was unhappy and even used spells to freeze his branches.If God-man hadn't asked him to take care of this guy, and hadn't let him know that there are "people" in the land of Wuheyou, he would have changed into a human form and spanked him.

Thinking of his butt, and accidentally wandering back to those memories of Antarctica, Tao Yunchu hurriedly stopped.