Five Realms Traffic Safety Handbook

On the way to the Eastern Seashore, Tao Yunchu was actually quite disturbed.If a ghost meets true love, will it want to go back to the land of nothing with him to summon the gods?Tao Yunchu didn't know what the consequences would be for the spirits of the spirits to summon gods and men.The previous ghosts were all quietly dead, even so, they had their own wills; the ghosts found later were more like immortals, not only transformed, but also had their own minds. Interest, well now, this one even has a mate.

Thinking about it from another angle, if he is a ghost, if he is asked to separate from Yan Wujiu and summon the gods, he will definitely not do it.

Yan Wujiu didn't have so many thoughts, Mr. Yan only thought "if it doesn't work, let's solve them all".Anyway, "There is no problem in the world that cannot be solved by force, only problems that do not want to be solved by force."

"No blame, why don't we sleep first and go to Mingling tomorrow morning?" Tao Yun thought for a while, thinking that the negotiation might fail at night, because the night is either used for sleeping or for sleeping. Those who come to be gentle, no one wants to negotiate at night about which way of death they want to choose.

"Alright." In front of Tao Yunchu, Yan Wujiu had no principle.

However, it is also good to go to the beach to talk about love again.Even though there is no moon, Tao Yunchu released a big fireball to illuminate the sea and sky, Yan Wujiu went into the water to catch some shells, and grilled oysters by the seaside.

Tao Yunchu is indeed a top Chinese chef. With only salt and fire, he roasted the oysters until they were cooked to perfection. They were so delicious. Yan Wujiu ate one after another. Yun came out and forced him to eat the oyster meat in his hand.

"I'm not hungry, eat more if you like." Tao Yunchu said.

"I like to eat with you." Yan Wujiu put his arms around Tao Yunchu from behind, and kissed him on the cheek again and again, quite dishonestly.

"Eat you or eat oysters?" Tao Yunchu asked.

"Finish the oysters first and then eat me." The seasoned Yan Wujiu replied knowingly.

Tao Yun felt a burst of ironing in his heart: Look, it's better to be the seasoned Yan Wujiu, who has all kinds of tacit understanding, can come up with any tricks, loves to talk repeatedly, and has infinite tenderness.

That night, on the soft beach, the two young masters Tao Yan had a full meal, and slept together until dawn.

However, when Tao Yunchu woke up, he saw a huge dragon head and a pair of longan eyes as big as lanterns, and his heart was still slightly traumatized.He gently patted Yan Wujiu next to him, the intention was to remind him not to wake up in shock, but in exchange Yan Wujiu rubbed his hand for a while and continued to sleep.

As for why Tao Yunchu and Yan Wujiu didn't feel that a dragon was approaching to eat them, it is very likely that this dragon is also a high-level person and used the "stealth" spell.

Tao Yun had lingering fears about being almost swallowed by a dragon after a night of tenderness, but the dragon seemed to be doing nothing, just looking left and right at them, and then looked and looked at the shells on the ground .

It was difficult for Tao Yun to get up, because the dragon was too close, if he got up, Yan Wujiu might be swallowed in one gulp.

"Hello." Tao Yunchu could only lie down and greeted the dragon with his hand.

"Hello, human." The dragon moved his head a little away.

After a little distance, Tao Yun came out and saw that this dragon was silver, shining silver.It looks very beautiful.

Ganqing is Mingling's partner, and Mingling also wants this dragon to be beautiful.

Tao Yunchu didn't know how to speak, hand over your partner, or destroy your villa?But this dragon looks not only beautiful and noble, but also very gentle.

"Humans, what did you do on the beach last night?" Silver Dragon asked curiously.

"" Did you ask on the spot after seeing it, or did you ask on the spot after seeing it?Tao Yunchu was embarrassed to ask, so he said vaguely, "We ate some shells from the sea."

"But you guys are still rolling on the beach after eating." Yinlong obviously saw the whole scene, "Not only did you roll, you hugged each other for a long time."

Wait, as a person with a partner, is it okay to be so innocent?Tao Yun felt very puzzled.

"That's our way of showing love as human beings."

"Ah!" Yinlong suddenly realized, "Are you guys mating? But you are all males!"

Tao Yun blushed with blood on his face, and said, "Humans have methods of male sex."

Yinlong's eyes lit up, and he asked, "Is that so? If I become a human, can the same sex have sex?"

Wait, is there something wrong with the silver dragon and Ming Ling?

Tao Yun said patiently: "As a dragon, can't the same sex have sex?"

Yinlong said in frustration: "I can't, I can only kiss and rub."

"That's really pitiful." Tao Yun came up with a plan in his mind, and he said to Yinlong: "If you and your partner can transform into humans, then you can have sex."

The silver dragon quickly moved his head closer, and his two big lantern-like eyes were shining brightly: "What are you talking about? Can I become a human? I can change if I want? My partner is a turtle, and he can also become a human." ?"

""The underworld can transform into a dragon, why can't it transform into a human?

"Excuse me, Mr. Long, what's your name?"

"My name is Gus." Yinlong glasses stared at Tao Yunchu for a moment, "Is there any good way?"

Tao Yun pretended to be worried and said, "I have to meet your partner to know if this method will work."

When Yinlong went back to his valley to fetch his sleeping partner, Tao Yunchu woke up Yan Wujiu and told him his plan.

"You said that Ming Ling has become a dragon, and has been with this silver dragon, Plato, for countless thousands of years. Now that he sees the two of us intercourse, he wants to become a human to experience the pleasure?" Yan Wujiu said expressionlessly.It doesn't count if you are peeped, but should you watch and study as a teaching film?

"Yes, let's cooperate and trick them out of this small world." Tao Yunchu added, "Actually, it's not cheating. It's not impossible to give them a human body after the gods come back. Otherwise, through those who are in the cultivation world The method of animal transformation, they can always do it."

"Will the ghosts die after summoning the gods?" Yan Wujiu suddenly thought.

"I don't know about that either." Tao Yunchu was still a little annoyed, he had a good impression of Silver Dragon Gus, if he was coaxed into losing his partner, Tao Yunchu felt that he would not bear it either.

Yan Wujiu now classifies this matter as "do not want to use force to resolve it".

"Why don't you summon him?" Yan Wujiu said, "Anyway, the god-man is not dead, so why summon him back?"

Tao Yun haunted and pointed out Yan Wujiu's logical error: How can a dead god be summoned back?

Of course, Yan Wujiu was still slightly conflicted about summoning the God-man, just imagine, the God-man is Tao Yunchu's biological father, what if the God-man came back and was not satisfied with their affairs?

Moreover, Yan Wujiu has always had some strange emotions towards the God-man, but he dared not say it out loud. How could the Tao Yunchu made by the God-man be so perfect?Does Kamito have any special feelings for Tao Yunchu?

"If not, I'll explain the matter to this ghost, and it's up to it to decide. If it really doesn't want to go with me, then let's just let it go, okay?" Tao Yunchu was feeling uneasy all the time. However, if it is a major event in this world, it is okay to sacrifice a few ghosts. After seeing the silver dragon, I feel very pitiful.

After a while, a silver dragon flew over and stopped in front of them, holding a small ghost in its claws.

The ghost stretched its head to look at Tao Yunchu and Yan Wujiu, "Hey" and called out: "Are you from the land of Wuheyou?"

This ghost really knows a lot.

"Yes, I'm Tao Yunchu, hello, Mingling." Tao Yunchu greeted him.

"Did the man of God ask you to come to me?" Ming Ling shrank his head, "The man of God said that he would let me play for 100 million years. Is it time?"

"I don't know if it's time, when did you come in?"

"That year, the God-man pinched a sycamore tree in the land of nothing, and then pinched us, and put us in Beiming, let us find a place we like to play, and I came here. Time It's been too long, and I don't remember if there are 100 million years." Ming Ling said.

"Exactly 100 million years ago, I am the Cucumber tree." Tao Yun smiled wryly, it turned out that the ghosts are all his younger brothers.

"Ah, you are the Chinese sweet-scented tree!" Mingling became a little excited, "The man of God said to us at that time: 'Don't look at this Chinese sweet-scented tree, it's big and swollen, it's very beautiful when it becomes a human. Isn’t it fun?’ You are really beautiful!”

Both Yan Wujiu and Tao Yunchu greeted the God-man from the bottom of their hearts.

"At that time, I was very envious that you could become a human being. When I asked the God-man if we could become humans, the God-man said: 'Some of you can, and some of you can't'. We asked the God-man which one could be , which one is not allowed, the man of God said it was a secret, like Russian roulette. By the way, what is Russian roulette?"

"" The gods really have a bad taste every day. The underworld, who wanted to become a human the most, couldn't become a human.

"It's been so long, I can become a dragon, but I just can't become a human. I wonder if my other brothers have become human?" Ming Ling said a little lonely.

"Some have changed, some have not changed, and three have changed."

Mingling opened his eyes wide and asked Tao Yunchu: "Have they all returned to the land of nothing? Is it time?"

Tao Yun thought to himself: If there is really a time limit, is he still used to find them one by one?If these ghosts listen to the words of the gods, they will come back obediently after playing for 100 million years, and they still need to take risks to challenge the guardian beast Guanghezi like in the small world of Beiming?Or there is another possibility that the gods had long expected that Tao Yunchu would look for them and come back at this time?

Tao Yunchu restrained himself from thinking deeper: the idea of ​​gods and men is always frightening.