The president who was provoked back then is back

dorm room.

Su Tian held up the fruit knife: "I'll give you 3 minutes."

Mo Yuyi raised his hand to signal his surrender, and said, "Song Yu is a person I met in country R, ​​and he was a normal child back then."

Su Tian: "Then he turned into a masquerade in women's clothing and tied me up and sent me to the bed."

"..." Mo Yuyi's eyes wandered to Su Tian's lower body, as if it was hard to say, "Well, your chrysanthemum..."

Su Tian threw the pillow over: "Get lost!"

Mo Yuyi dodged and said, "Oh, don't be so angry, I found out that you didn't come home at night, I was so anxious that I couldn't sleep!"

As for who is on the bed for only three seconds ZZZ...

It's not him anyway.

Su Tian was skeptical: "But why do I feel that you will go to sleep without me? And the kind that sleeps soundly."

Mo Yuyi asked sadly and angrily: "Don't you believe in the friendship between us?!"

Su Tian was surprised: "Do we have friendship?"

Mo Yuyi was silent for a few seconds: "What you said makes sense, but I can't refute it."

Su Tian rolled her eyes: "Forget it, let's stop this matter. Tell me where you have been recently? I can't contact you."

"..." Mo Yuyi said, "Why don't we change the subject?"

Su Tian's eyes lit up, she was excited, and her voice became more and more excited when she asked each question: "Have you been kissed? Have you been arrested? Have you been crushed? Have you been raped?! Wow! Congratulations on getting out of the order." !"

After saying that, clap your hands, stand up and dance around in circles: "Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations?"

Mo Yuyi said, "I want to fuck you."

Su Tian stopped dancing, and stretched out his hands affectionately: "Come and fall into your old Gong's arms! I'll let you ride on it!"

Mo Yuyi hit Su Tian's head accurately with a pillow: "Get lost."

Su Tian threw away the pillow and laughed wildly, ran to Mo Yuyi's bed and hooked him up on the shoulders, and the next moment his butt bounced and his voice was full of emotion: "Damn!!!"

Mo Yuyi was expressionless.

Su Tian glanced at the dense red marks on Mo Yuyi's neck, and stammered, "You, you, you...you really got hurt by that?"

Then he smiled awkwardly and asked for a few seconds: "Well, does the chrysanthemum hurt? Shall I contact the doctor to see? Specialize in rectal prolapse!"

Mo Yuyi turned over and pinched Su Tian's neck, shaking his face ferociously: "I want you to die!!"

Su Tian: "Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

After a few seconds, Mo Yuyi let go, and Su Tian collapsed on the bed like a rag bag.

Mo Yuyi: "Don't make such an expression of me digging out your kidneys, drawing out your heart, pumping out your blood, and putting you to sleep with another man, okay?"

"cut."

Su Tian sat up, pulled off Mo Yuyi's collar, clicked his tongue, and asked, "Male and female? So wild."

Mo Yuyi said: "Man. Take me away and insist on letting me fuck him. I have no choice but to fuck him. He bit the mark out, begging me to let him go."

"Oh?" Su Tian's expression was strange, and he stretched out his voice, as if he could see through everything: "So? So? Ah?"

He patted Mo Yuyi on the shoulder and sighed: "I understand everything."

Mo Yuyi said: "You know a shit."

Su Tian chuckled: "Handsome?"

Mo Yuyi said: "It's not bad, just a little bit worse than me." He spread his hands and said, "Just a little bit."

Su Tian admired Mo Yuyi's face, but nodded in agreement.

Then ask, "Can I help you?"

Mo Yuyi raised his eyebrows.

Su Tian said: "It doesn't matter whether you are the one above or the one below..."

Mo Yuyi interrupted Su Tian and said, "Attack!"

Su Tian said: "Actually, this is not important."

Mo Yuyi said: "It's very important!"

"All right, all right, you are attacking you are attacking." Su Tian paused and said, "Now let's get to the point."

Su Tian asked, "First of all, do you know him?"

Mo Yuyi recalled, and then said: "...he said that I knew him. But I don't remember the existence of such a person. I am a good man who keeps himself clean. How could I be like you...cough, How could it be possible to provoke other men and women!"

Su Tian: "I heard it."

Mo Yuyi: "You're hallucinating."

Su Tian rolled her eyes.

Mo Yuyi blew a kiss.

Su Tian: Vomit.

Then continue the conversation: "Okay, just pretend that you met him but he doesn't remember it. Of course I'm not saying you're a scumbag, and of course I can't help you if you think you're a scumbag. "

Mo Yuyi: "I..."

Su Tian raised the fruit knife out of nowhere and held it high: "What are you, shut up and let us continue to the next step."

Mo Yuyi looked at the cold light reflected by the knife: "...Okay."

Su Tian threw the fruit knife aside: "Do you know what it's called?"

Mo Yuyi said, "Silence."

Su Tian looked up: "Huh? Who are you talking about? Say it again."

Mo Yuyi hesitated to think back, remembering the name that the man on the bed whispered to his ear for him to remember.

"Yes, silence."

Su Tian: "..."

Silent, computer genius, current occupation: hacker, rich man, smiling tiger, holding grudges.

Mo Yuyi felt uneasy: "Is there something wrong with this person?"

Su Tian said, "No, there's nothing wrong...just having money."

Mo Yuyi laughed: "Rich? I'm rich too."

"..." Su Tian said, "He earns about three or four times your annual pocket money in a month."

Mo Yuyi: "..."

He held back and said, "How is it possible?! What does he do? My pocket money is 5000 to [-] million a year! Three or four times... Fuck, tell me he earns at least [-] million a month ?!"

"No!" Mo Yuyi looked at Su Tian, ​​"By the way, how do you know this? Do you know him?"

"That's right," Su Tian recalled, and said, "When he was a child, he offended people because he didn't hide his ability well, and was besieged by a dozen gangsters and almost broke his leg. I just saw it and called the police. The two of us were beaten and the police came and we were saved."

Mo Yuyi: "Slapped?"

Su Tian clicked his tongue: "At that time, he and I were only about 12 years old. We fought with a dozen or so people a few years older than us. Isn't it normal to be hit back? Anyway, that's how we got to know each other."

Mo Yuyi said: "The taciturn little crying bag who was bullied when he was a child grew up to become a president worth hundreds of billions. He was rescued by a girl when he was a child. From then on, she became the only light in his heart. He gave everything to find her... ..Damn it, there are not tens of millions of copies of this routine, but there are more than ten thousand copies! So why didn't he pester you and came to catch me?!"

Su Tian: "...are you too beautiful?"

Mo Yuyi picked up a pillow and was about to hit Su Tian on the head.

Su Tian changed her words: "Well, the reason is actually very simple, because I regarded him as a woman at that time."

Mo Yuyi: "??"

Su Tian said: "At that time, he was very thin and his hair hadn't been cut much. I thought it was a girl from a distance. After being rescued by the police, I touched his head and said, sister, don't be afraid that brother will protect you... you Laugh at me and stop talking!"

Mo Yuyi: "Okay, go ahead and I won't speak."

Su Tian said: "He glanced at me, but didn't say anything. After registering with the police, he returned to school the next day and found that he had dropped out of school."

Mo Yuyi: "Then the boss came back and hugged his little wife and said I love you—so why didn't he ask you to find me?!"

Su Tian completely ignored him, and continued: "He didn't know what he went through when he grew up. His personality changed a lot...or because I didn't know him well, I felt that he had changed a lot. We met again in the college entrance examination Finally, at that time I offended my mother, she stopped my pocket money and let me go to work part-time, I was called to be a model, and I was taken away by silence."

Mo Yuyi went crazy: "Isn't this the president's routine, so why doesn't he come to you now?!"

Su Tian ignored him: "Then he dumped me a dozen sets of small skirts and told me to choose one to go out with him, 100 million. I had no money at that time, so I wore it, but the next day he took my women's dress The photo asked me to call him brother, and I did."

"..." Mo Yuyi was silent for a long time, "So this is a story about lovers who eventually become brothers and sisters?"

Su Tian snapped his fingers: "Summary is in place!"

After a pause, "Maybe it was because the photos he took of me were so good-looking, so he started to learn photography, and then started the road of shooting...Although the content of the photos is a bit strange. Well, I heard that you were taken by him If you catch it, then you should understand."

Mo Yuyi asked: "So, what will he do to the person who was photographed after taking the photo?"

Su Tian: "It's usually just a money transaction, just pat your ass and leave after the filming."

Mo Yuyi: "So..."

Su Tian patted the bed and said loudly: "But!"

Mo Yuyi: "..."

The root of all evil, the 'but', appears.

You are beautiful, but...; although you are nice, but...; although you work hard, but...

The most annoying word in life is 'but'!

Su Tian went on to say: "You were fucked by him...cough cough, what's the matter! This has never happened before, it's extremely rare and shocking!"

Su Tian put his hands on Mo Yuyi's shoulders: "Brother, it's okay, isn't it just getting exploded? Exploding is healthier!"

thumbs up.

A knife appeared in Mo Yuyi's hand.

Su Tian shouted: "But!!"

Mo Yuyi raised his eyebrows.

Su Tian's voice was full of emotion: "You are my brother, my brother for life! How could I abandon you and let you become that person's subordinate!"

Mo Yuyi: "So?"

Su Tian: "So! So..." Seeing the light of the knife again, Su Tian suddenly realized, "So let's catch him and let him experience the joy of women's clothing! Then you can play as much as you want! Play and watch him weep under you!"

Mo Yuyi asked, "What are your plans?"

Su Tian took out his mobile phone and sent a message to a person named Shen Mo: [Come out to play tomorrow? 】

Mo Yuyi: "Damn it! So direct?"

There was a message back: [Location? 】

Su Tian looks at Mo Yuyi.

Mo Yuyi: "What do you think I'm doing? I don't know?! I'm not ready for anything and you tell me that it will be tomorrow... What the hell are you doing!"

Su Tian: [Positioning]

Mo Yuyi: "Ah, are you crazy? You called him to our dormitory?! And the most important thing is where did we get a little skirt for him to wear?!"

Su Tian shook the phone, the contact person: Song Yu, and said, "Isn't there?"

"..." Mo Yuyi, "So you think?"

Su Tian kept smiling.

The author has something to say

Ah, there are so many CPs, and Lu and Su's relationship is so...

I hope it can be finished in 20 words, if not... This is really a nightmare, I will have military training on the 17th...

I was thinking about a bloody car accident where Su Tian died and Lu Yuchu was buried, or the earth suddenly exploded and all human beings died and there was nothing to write, so the full text is over.Isn't it awesome?

Thanks to Wumao Xiaolatiao for ten packs of Latiao... Bah!Ten reminder tickets, ah, when I saw Latiao, I subconsciously typed out Latiao. I haven’t eaten Latiao for a long time. I kind of want to grab you and bite you qwq