Food anchors must be decathlons

On that day, the topic of the live broadcast of Zerg food by the Third Federation Army quickly fermented.All the relevant media have the same opinion that the Third Army is too poor to get rid of it.

They analyzed that most of the resources of the military department were tilted towards the more important First and Second Legions, which resulted in the poor Third Army Corps, which was not very important in the military department, so poor that they abandoned their last decency, and finally put their own In the form of humorous self-deprecating, the status quo was revealed to those unaware federal masses through the Zerg live broadcast.

And under those news reports, a large number of federal Internet names are confessing their mistakes.

[I was wrong, I was really wrong, I shouldn’t have said that the Third Legion is useless, it just takes money and does nothing, spending so much money every year hasn’t driven the Zerg out of the Federation.They've obviously worked so hard. ]

[Sorry, I shouldn't have followed suit and blackmailed you before.The Zerg has a strong fecundity and can wander in the universe, making it impossible to guard against, but I still blame you for not doing well. ]

[Obviously the resources allocated are the least, but I still ask you to achieve the level of the first and second legions.Sorry, I am willing to drink nutrient solution every day and save the money to donate to you. ]

Of course, among these comments, there are occasionally some that are at odds with the atmosphere of a national apology.They questioned that the Third Army was hype, to cover up their incompetence and shirk responsibility.

Of course, many federal netizens directly helped to spray back these comments.

[ha?Hype?You are like a starlet in the federal army and the entertainment industry, and you still rely on these things to make your debut in the C position?When he is crowned with the name of the Third Legion, the whole Federation will know about them, okay? ]

[The military department has never shirked its responsibility.Yes it is, no it is not.You keep your eyes open to see when the Third Army has said anything. ]

[Your family is hyping to try eating a Zerg? !That disgusting thing, if it wasn't forced to nowhere, who would eat that thing! ]

The chief of the Third Legion who just wanted to promote the eating rate of the Zerg: ...

In the main ship, since the topic of #穷和自己的三军团# fermented, the major general has received countless inquiries.There are condolences from other legions and inquiries from the military.

After explaining clearly to everyone, the major general frowned and closed the communicator.With an ugly face, he turned on the optical brain, logged into the official account and posted a large paragraph explaining the situation.

[The Third Legion is not so poor that it can’t be exposed, and the Zerg live broadcast does not have as many meanings as you said. This live broadcast is purely to show the edibility of the Zerg!Other than that there is no other meaning! ]

However, the federal people did not believe it.

They left a message under the official account of the Third Army, saying that they "got it, it turned out to be like this".

However, when other media reposted and analyzed the new information of the Third Army as news, they left a message saying, "It's so miserable and they pretend to be nonchalant. The Third Army is really tough guys."

At this moment, the major general felt as if he was being coaxed like a child.He felt that no matter what he said, it would be interpreted differently by those federal netizens.

He turned off the optical brain with a blank expression, and decided not to read the comments of the federal netizens.He picked up the paper documents waiting for him to read and sign, and quickly immersed himself in his work.

……

On the day of the live broadcast, all federal netizens squatted outside the live broadcast room.After waiting for the live broadcast to start, they quickly entered the live broadcast room.The influx of people was so large that the screen in the live broadcast room was a little frozen.

Fortunately, the live broadcast platform had anticipated this situation from the very beginning, and the freezing of the screen did not last too long.

In the live broadcast room, the first picture displayed was the tightly bound crab.Then the scene changed, and all the federation viewers who watched the live broadcast saw the huge steamer welded by the maintenance soldiers in the maintenance area with countless scrap iron sheets.

The camera used for the live broadcast was modified from a fighter plane camera by maintenance soldiers, and the picture is extremely fine.So at this moment, the audience of the Federation clearly saw the hideous and ugly appearance (in their aesthetics) of the Zerg, and the steamed mouth that seemed to have been patched countless times, and even the welding lines could be clearly seen. pot.

The pots welded out of countless pieces of iron sheets of different colors made these federal audiences seem to see the tattered clothes with countless patches that had disappeared for a long time and only existed in history textbooks.

That dress was included in textbooks, illustrating the hardships of their ancestors' survival.And this pot made of countless iron sheets directly showed the poverty of the Third Army.

Their minds are filled with emotions such as self-blame and pity, so that they selectively forget the fact that it is not easy to buy this type of pot.

In an instant, countless rewarding special effects appeared on the screen.

Because there is no crowdfunding channel, the audience directly regards the rewards in the live broadcast room as a way to donate.With the sincere blessings from the people of the Federation, the live broadcast screen was filled with white bullet screens.

I really can't even see the live broadcast clearly.

Yu Minghan, who had been paying attention to the federal audience, naturally also saw this situation.

... To be honest, if he hadn't thought about the "don't lose face of the Third Army, don't give the audience the illusion that we are poor" from the chief who had repeatedly entrusted him before the live broadcast, he would have said that when he was alive, he saw other anchors receiving The standard sentence pattern when it comes to rewarding——thank you xxx for xxx.

On the right side of the live broadcast interface, the contribution list—that is, the number and ranking that symbolizes how much money the audience has spent on you is constantly rising.In just such a short period of time, a rough calculation made millions of dollars.

And that number is still rising.

At the top of the interface of the live broadcast room, an official system prompt from the live broadcast platform suddenly flashed at this moment.

[During the live broadcast of the Third Legion, all received reward platforms will not enjoy any share.All support sent to the Third Army will be sent to the account of the Third Army. ]

Because of this passage, the barrage and rewards in the live broadcast room became even crazier for a while.

Fortunately, although Yu Minghan has been watching the audience's reaction, he still remembers what he is here for.He waved his hand in the direction of the fighter plane, indicating that the live broadcast could start.

Yu Minghan changed the viewing angle of the live broadcast through the controller, and connected a flying electronic eye flying above the fighter plane.It slowly flew up together with the fighter plane, and filmed the whole process of the fighter plane pulling the cleaned crabs into the steamer.

As the fighter plane pulled the crab into the steamer and cut the rope, another fighter plane flew up, pulled the huge patched steamer cover, and covered the steamer.

... Judging from the pictures just now, this live broadcast can really be regarded as the largest food live broadcast in history.Just ask, who can cook with a fighter plane?

The switch of the giant fuel furnace was turned on, and the heat caused all the soldiers onlookers to take a step back.

Because there is still a period of time before the crabs are steamed, and during this period of time, it is always bad to ask the audience to watch the stove, so Yu Minghan clicked on a function called random shooting that was set early, so that the electronic eyes can randomly shoot nearby.

...Of course, all the soldiers present at the scene of this random shooting knew about it.

Long before the live broadcast started, the officers in the station had given them thousands of orders to behave well.

The angle of view of the camera moved slowly, so it also scanned the faces of the soldiers stationed with different expressions.

Some soldiers had anticipation on their faces, and some were tired and bored in their eyes.

However, it is these two diametrically opposite emotions that can be interpreted into the same meaning——

[It's so miserable, they are all starting to eat the Zerg.It must be too long since I haven't eaten good food, and I feel sorry for them. ]

[I think some people don't want to eat at all, but due to the current situation, they can only choose to try.Obviously they are the heroes who defend the Federation, but in the end they can only be treated like this... It's really worrying to see them like this. ]

——The same meaning of "The Third Legion is miserable".

……

Inside the main ship, the major general and his adjutant were also watching the live broadcast.

The major general looked at the screen full of "distressed", "poor", and "so miserable", and felt that this live broadcast was a pill.

...Looking at the god-level reading comprehension ability of these federation viewers, he really couldn't think of any other possibilities for this live broadcast.

Major General: "Tsk, this live broadcast failed. If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have spent this effort, and I wasted a lot of manpower and material resources."

"How should I put it, it's not a complete failure..." The adjutant glanced at the fan contribution list, which was still rising, and said, "Based on the current rewards given by the audience, our expenses in the next few months will be [-]%. There is."

The major general was obviously not comforted.He sighed rather melancholy, and thought inwardly: Although he is rich, in this case, the unwarranted poverty and self-improvement setting of the Third Army will also be hammered out.