Canary pretends to be good and runs away wearing books

Ji Luo talked a lot, and his mood got better and better, so he reluctantly gave A a thumbs up in his heart!

Luo Luoye: Hahahahaha, are you really a scumbag?

A:? ? ?

A: Let me ask you who you listened to!

Luo Luoye: Haven't you heard of it?

A: No, how do you know this kind of thing?

Luo Luoye: Hahahahahahaha.

Luo Luoye: I thought you must have told someone else!

A: I'm asking you a question.

Luo Luoye: Oh, why are you so serious? I didn't target you.

A: So?

Luo Luoye: It's just that I see a lot.

A: See you?

Luo Luoye: There are many people like that around me.What needs to gather all 12 constellations, kill hundreds of people, control several men and women overnight... They always say this kind of 'experience'.

A:...

Luo Luoye: Why, I feel that you look unhappy.Did I speak to your heart?

A: No.

Luo Luoye: Then you are fierce.

A: ... [sighs]

A: I thought it was you...

A: I didn't kill you.

Luo Luoye: Not yet?See for yourself.

A: ... [touch the head.jpg]

A: I thought someone said that to you.

Luo Luoye: Hahahaha

Luo Luoye: How could someone dare to tell me that?

Luo Luoye: I'm afraid I don't want to mess around anymore.

A: That's good.

A: Don't always say such misleading words.

After chatting for a while, Ji Luo got up after staying in the bathtub and washed himself clean. After hastily drying his hair, he threw himself into the bed in a bathrobe.

After such a short period of time, A only sent a message, and it took a long time to think about it before sending it.

A: But, how do you know so many quotes from scumbags? Are you such a person?

Luo Luoye: No, no one deserves to climb on my bed.

A: Huh?

Luo Luoye: And there are many summaries of quotes from scumbags like this on the Internet, just take a look and you'll know.Haven't you seen it?

A: No~

Luo Luoye: You are so boring.

A: Is this boring?I'm busy at work.

Luo Luoye: That's right, you always go on business trips, right?Still in Los Angeles for the weekend and now flying away?

A: Yes.

Luo Luoye: How do you say, to support the family?

A:...

A: Almost, so I don’t have much time to read what you said.

A: Well, but you tell me later and I'll know.

Luo Luoye: Ah, you treat me as an automatic broadcaster.

A: [laughs] You have to broadcast it anyway.

Luo Luoye: You are really busy and idle.

This A is attending a dinner party in Beverly Hills again, and it is such a luxurious office.

Flying around, my lord in the sky, his shots are quite generous compared to ordinary people. Hey, if he is going to tease some little girl, he will be sure.

Scumbag scumbag.

Ji Luo made a 'tsk' sound.

Luo Luoye: Then do you still have time to watch the live broadcast?

A: It's not that there is no entertainment time.

Luo Luoye: Do you just watch the live broadcast during entertainment time?The purpose is not pure.

A: [Doubt.jpg]

Luo Luoye: How many anchors have you seen?

A: ...?

Luo Luoye: Not only do I know how a scumbag makes an appointment, but I also know how a scumbag makes a move!

A: ...what do you watch every day.

A: Tell me about it.

Luo Luoye: Read all the books!

Luo Luoye: Let’s talk about live broadcasting. Isn’t most people live broadcasting for money and fame?The scumbag first gives money to the female anchor he likes, occasionally appears and occasionally does not appear, and uses his unique skill of tantalizing people's appetites, and then as long as he rewards a lot, the female anchor will miss the scumbag.When the scumbag whetted his appetite, the scumbag coaxed the girl and said, I am very busy with work, but I will come to see you when I have time... and then repeat the steps I just said.

A:...

Luo Luoye: Does it look like you?

A: [nothing to say]

A: What do you mean I am whetting your appetite?

A: Don't I come every day?

Luo Luoye: Didn't say you treat me!It's guessing what you do to others.

A: I didn't look at others.

Luo Luoye: Huh?

A: Won't you read my reward record?I only followed you one.

Ji Luo blinked, quit WeChat and opened Dou Cricki TV.

A's account has never been to other places.

He even won the title of 'Specialized Master' because of this!

Luo Luoye: Really!

A: ...idiot.

A: I don't see it, you have a lot of ideas.I didn't do anything, and I was made into a scumbag by your brain.

Luo Luoye: Hahahaha, embarrassing and embarrassing.

Ji Luo touched his nose.

You must know that such a big boss is usually very caring!Every time I go out to play, I have to call different models, peripherals, and wine girls...

What kind of masterpiece did I come across?

A was typing for a while, and sent a message that made Ji Luo feel inexplicable.

The brain circuits are clear!

A: You know so well, do you mean you are the scumbag?

Luo Luoye: Ga?

A: Surrounded by such people, like attracts like, have you never been like that?

Luo Luoye: What... what kind?

A: 'I only do it with people I like. ''I just can't get in. '

Luo Luoye: ……………

A: Say.

Luo Luoye: No!

Luo Luoye: I am a good baby [serious.jpg]

Luo Luoye: Boss, please don't get me wrong.

A: Yes.

Luo Luoye: [beautiful.jpg]

A: Good boy, you seem to know the details of going to bed.

Ji Luo was stunned and choked on his saliva——

Is A saying something like 'I just can't get in'? !Ahhh!

Luo Luoye: [Stay in a daze.jpg]

A: Really?

... Ji Luo snapped his fingers, why does it feel like the topic is gradually changing? !

Luo Luoye: Yes, no, lah.

A: Did you do that to others?

Luo Luoye: No way.

Luo Luoye: I don't like those people.

Luo Luoye: Besides, if I want to have sex with someone, I have to find someone who is willing!I don't want a messy relationship like theirs.

A: Oh, you mean who you want to have sex with, you are willing.

Luo Luoye: Uh.

A: No?Scumbag.

Luo Luoye: ...I now reasonably suspect that you are taking revenge on me.

A: You can doubt as you like, and I won't refute it, right?Scumbag.

Luo Luoye: ……………

Luo Luoye: Ahhh!You are so annoying.Don't compare me with them, they are not worthy of cutting!

Luo Luoye: If I slept with someone, it would be...at least not...ah!What do you care?Who can force me to do it?Oh my god, I won't force anyone. With my conditions, what kind of person do I want to sleep with? ? ?Do you still want to use that method?

A: Really?Not forced or forced?

A: Voluntary.

Luo Luoye: Why, you are very lenient.

A: [laughs]

A: No.I remember you said at the beginning of the broadcast that you should guide teenagers and children to form the correct three views, learn scientific sports and make progress every day, don't chase stars without brains, and establish a rigorous logical system and strengthen thinking ability.

Luo Luoye: What do you mean?

A: Am I relieved?

Luo Luoye: ...? ?

A: Be good.

A: Don't broadcast what shouldn't be broadcast, and don't talk about what shouldn't be said.

A: Don't do that kind of thing either.Are you an adult?

Luo Luoye: =口=You, you take care of me...

A: What, you want me to take care of you?

Luo Luoye: [Delete friend warning.jpg]

A: Well, I won't tease you anymore.

A: Is the hair completely dry?

Suddenly, Ji Luo raised his hand and grabbed his hair.

When it was blown dry just now, some places were still wet.

After talking for so long, it's completely dry...

A: It's almost twelve o'clock, go to bed.

Only then did Ji Luo notice the time.Before I knew it, I chatted with A for nearly 2 hours...

Luo Luoye: Good.

Just about to find one and I went to sleep!A's supplementary information came again when the emoji package.

A: I just remembered what you said about the engagement.Since everyone around you has a marriage contract or something, do you have one?

Luo Luoye: No.

A: Really?

Luo Luoye: What are you doing?

A: Oh.

A: I don't think so.

Luo Luoye:? ? ?Do you think I'm engaged?Who dares to engage in this with me, let him be a fool.

Luo Luoye: If there is—even if there is, when I see him, I will definitely rub him on the ground.

A: [laughs]

A: Why are you so cute.

A: What if it is rubbed in reverse?

Luo Luoye: ... Huh?

A: You made a good bet with Ms. J, what kind of hula dance.

A: But I think if I bet you, I would probably change the way.

Luo Luoye: What?

A: Hula dancing is kind of boring...if you have to.

A: The loser dances the hula with their buttocks naked. It's fun.

Luo Luoye: …………………

Luo Luoye: Are you a devil?

A: Hahaha.

A: Have you ever thought of such a picture of yourself?

Luo Luoye:? ! ? !

A: Tsk, since you don't have one, don't dream about something you shouldn't dream about.

A: Good night~

……

Ji Luo won't admit that he really made up that picture in his head!

Ahhhhh!

Can't bear to watch!

This A is poisonous, how can you be so coquettish in front of a serious elite!

That night, Ji Luo really had a dream.

He dreamed that he was playing happily on the beach, and he was a carefree little baby.

The baby is innocent, playing with the sand and waves on the beach, having a lot of fun.

Then, suddenly!The big devil Ji Ling descended from the sky!Grabbing him with a wicked smile, he said, "I caught you, good boy."

Baby Luo was stunned, and before he could run on his short legs, he cried and was taken home by the big devil, and was pressed and rubbed on the ground.

Then the big devil lied to him, saying, I saw you dancing naked, tsk, baby, I didn't expect you to be so good at dancing, you just danced for me, right?This white and chubby little butt is easy to pinch at first glance.

The baby kicked on his fleshy legs and struggled unsuccessfully, and was overwhelmed by the big devil grabbing his ankles.

The devil was excited and nasty, and whispered in his ear, so I couldn't get in.

……

Then the baby cried and hugged the big devil's neck and said, "You, you are a man, why don't you come in! Hurry up!!"

……

……

When he woke up, the boy was sitting dully in the middle of the oversized soft bed.

For a moment, he covered his eyes.

What a shameful dream! !

I……

I! !

I'm dirty woo woo woo woo!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ji Ling——Why does the big devil have Ji Ling's face?

Ji Ling, Ji Ling wouldn't say that kind of nonsense either, he would always be straightforward or even rude so he wouldn't ask my opinion! ! !

Ji Luo almost hit the phone on the window, and let the window and the phone fight to the death.

Today is the last day of tennis club training.

As of today, Ji Luo has already 'offended' three men's singles players: Gao Bian, Ji Baichi, and Ling Yong; and two women's singles players: Jian Danai and Wen Xuejiao.

Teacher Li asked the team members to arrange a round-robin trial match when they were training each other, and put Gong Qi'an and Gao Bian into a group to play against each other.

Ji Luo raised his eyebrows slightly, tilted his head and said, "Gong Qi'an, does this mean that the enemy's road is narrow?"

Gong Qi'an chuckled, "He is not worthy of being my enemy for the time being."

"Aha." Ji Luo clapped his hands without sincerity, "Then you don't want to lose."

"Gao Bian can't make it to the top eight. I will lose to him. Isn't it a joke?"

Ji Luo shrugged: "If you're not afraid of thieves stealing, you're afraid of thieves thinking about it. How do you know he won't use dirty tricks?"

Gong Qi'an paused for a moment, and said without words: "...Ji Luo, if you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves thinking about it. That's not how to use it. You should explain that it's easy to hide with a gun but hard to defend against it."

Ji Luo was expressionless: "...Get out. I guess you will be beaten down by Gao Bian soon, huh."

Gong Qi'an and Gao Bian stood on both sides of the field.

Ji Luo had nothing to do, so he sat casually in the rest area next to the court.

Although he was sitting casually, he never hunched over, his back was always straight, his slender legs were crossed, and his hands were placed in just the right position. He looked relaxed and relaxed, but he still maintained a certain stubbornness in his bones. self restraint.

Ji Luo watched the two players in the field play. These days, he practiced with Gong Qi'an every day. Although he didn't cooperate much, he already had a certain understanding of Gong Qi'an's level.

Gong Qi'an in front of him has brisk steps and powerful swings, and his every move is the result of his careful planning.

Ji Luo reckoned that Gong Qi'an only used [-]% to [-]% to beat Gao Bian.

Relatively speaking, Gao Bian on the opposite side... was out of breath, and was slid by Gong Qi'an with the ball.

During the period, a reporter from the school newspaper walked up to Ji Luo and asked him carefully: "Student Ji, all the contestants have finished their pre-match interviews, and you are the only one missing... Do you have time now?"

Ji Luo raised his eyes and saw that the girl in front of him looked a little shy, so he raised his eyebrows, glanced at her famous brand 'Li Shixi', and replied with a smile: "Yes. Why, you seem a little afraid of me?"

Li Shixi shook his head again and again, and said, "No, then we'll turn on the camera."

Wu Yu, who was in charge of the camera behind him, operated quickly, and the camera was aimed at Ji Luo.

When the red light came on, Ji Luo adjusted his facial expressions calmly, so Wu Yu was surprised to find that the temperament of the people in the picture had changed... I can't say exactly what, but there is always one, he often Facing the camera, the sense of proficiency in the interview.

At this time, Ji Luo showed his sharpness.

Although those peach blossom eyes are smiling, the proportion of alienation and smile is very well grasped, and it will never make people feel that he is acting too deliberately, or does not pay attention to the person in front of him...

In short, with Ji Luo's aura, one can't help but tighten their backs and deal with it seriously, and even feel nervous about reporting to the boss.

Li Shixi said, "Student Ji, when did you start practicing tennis?"

Ji Luo replied with a smile: "When you can run and jump."

Li Shixi said, "Why haven't I seen you play tennis before? You didn't join any clubs at school."

Ji Luo kept his smile unchanged, "I didn't want to socialize before. It's different now."

Li Shixi said: "This answer is unexpected. So, is Classmate Ji and the members of the tennis club friends now?"

Ji Luo's smile deepened, "Choosing friends is a science."

The little reporter was stunned.

Ji Luo raised his chin towards the field, "Look over there."

The cameraman and the little reporter turned their heads at the same time.

I saw that Gong Qi'an first used a beautiful lob to slip Gao Bian to the end of the field. Gao Bian barely fought back, but the tennis ball only hit Gong Qi'an's side of the net.

Gong Qi'an was calm and composed, he had foreseen the movement of the ball, and his figure was waiting in front of the net.

The teenager raised his tennis racket as if playing, and lightly touched the tennis ball with the surface of the racket.

Cut the ball with precision!

The tennis ball was controlled steadily by him, bounced slightly, only flew a distance of ten or twenty centimeters, and quietly landed on the field by Gao Bian's side.

——Gao Bian was running back panting, no matter what, he couldn't break free from Gong Qi'an's control of the field with ease!

Especially now, the school newspaper reporter is using a camera to take pictures of him, taking a panoramic view of his embarrassed appearance.

Gao Bian stared wide-eyed, and shouted: "What the hell are you filming! Idiots, did you ask you to film it?"

Li Shixi and Wu Yu trembled at the same time when they were frightened by him.

Ji Luo raised his eyelids slightly, stood up casually, and said, "Shooting pets."

Gao Bian: "What do you mean?"

"Don't understand?" Ji Luo smiled leisurely, "Is it fun to walk the dog, Gao Bian?"

Gao Bian tightened his fingers, his veins exposed, "Ji Luo, do you want to die?"

Ji Luo thought he was funny, "The dog can't run anymore and wants to bite people?"

Gao Bian was furious: "What right do you have to speak wild words, Gong——Gong Qi'an, hehe, at least he won the championship, why the hell are you laughing at me here?"

Ji Luo lowered his eyes slightly, picked up the tennis racket beside the chair, walked into the tennis court, and stood beside Gong Qi'an.

He raised the corners of his mouth and said slowly: "Okay, Gao Bian. You'd better be glad that this is the World Championship, so you won't be defeated by me in public. Of course, I also know that you are not convinced, have you always wanted to beat me up?" Shall we beat you? Come on, I'll give you a chance. The person who told you to stand up too, let's play a round."

After a pause, Ji Luo said coolly: "Don't worry about the one whose legs I couldn't straighten up last time, I'm afraid it won't be used to embarrass me?"

Gao Bian's expression was gloomy, and his unfriendly eyes swept back and forth between Gong Qi'an and Ji Luo, "Let Gong Qi'an support you?"

Ji Luo smiled, not being affected at all, "Are you afraid?"

"I'm afraid of you?!" Gao Bian spat, "Come on, Ji Bochi, teach him a lesson!"

Ji Baichi was practicing at another venue, but everyone was watching the farce, and he had already leaned over.

I wanted to teach Ji Luo a lesson!

Damn, you stole all the limelight, how can I go home and explain to my mother!

He and Gao Bian glanced at each other, and also entered the court holding the racket.

The atmosphere suddenly became agitated. Seeing that the situation was not right, Mr. Li hurriedly came to smooth things over: "We are all classmates, why be so serious? It's time for training. We are a team and we all represent Huaiqing. It is important to play well and get the ranking .”

Gao Bian's expression was uneasy, and he stepped forward and pushed Teacher Li away, almost pushing him somersault!

"Get out and score!"

Teacher Li has no choice but to suffer from being dumb - who can afford this kind of second generation ancestor?Look at these four on the court, who can he fight against as a tennis coach?

Ji Luo Liangliang watched this scene, tilted his head to Li Shixi and raised his chin, and said, "Little reporter, make a good record and record the video."

"Ah, oh, ah?? Remember what?" Li Shixi asked in a daze.

"Let me help you draw up a popular push title." Ji Luo held the ball in his right hand, with a calm expression, let the ball bounce back and forth on the ground and palm a few times, "How about [the last tennis match of the president of Huaiqing Private School Tennis Club]? "

Gao Bian was irritated by Ji Luo's arrogant attitude, "Why are you so awesome, Ji Luo, are you fucking born from a cow's biri, huh?"

"It's really noisy." Ji Luo ignored his disgusting and obscene language, and only glanced at Gong Qi'an.

The two looked at each other, knowing that each other was ready.

Ji Luo didn't say any more unnecessary words, turned his thin wrists over, bent his knees slightly, leaned back, and threw the tennis ball high into the sky!

Outspin the serve!

Opposite was Gao Bian, he sneered and caught the ball accurately, but he didn't expect that the rotation angle of the ball was tricky, although he caught it, he couldn't control the rotation, and hit back at Ji Luo's feet——

Just out of bounds!

The students watching from the outside burst into low voices.

Well, this Ji Luo with slender arms and legs, how could the president lose points with just one serve!

"15-0!"

Ji Luo smiled easily and said, "Catch the ball, Gao Bian, look down on me, can't even catch my serve?"

Gao Bian stared viciously at his left hand.

Left-handers have a natural advantage in playing tennis. The rotation when hitting the ball is opposite to that of regular right-handed players. If they have not been specially trained, they will suffer a lot.

It's just high school students, who would specialize in how to deal with left-handers?

Ji Luo didn't give Gao Bian any time to react, after switching seats with Gong Qi'an, he walked to the other side of the field and served again!

Outspin serve, the same routine, this time Gao Bian barely caught it, but Ji Luo predicted the landing point in advance, and easily hit the ball in a direction with a strange angle. Neither Ji Baichi nor Gao Bian had time to run over , can only give up!

"30-0!"

The caddy quickly cleaned up the field and threw a new ball to Ji Luo. After the boy thanked him, he looked at Gao Bian and said indifferently: "I've made progress, come on, try to hit another ball next time~"

As soon as the words came out, Ji Luo served again!

Gao Bian was well prepared this time, keeping in mind the angle, speed and strength of the external rotation of the first two goals Ji Luo, just waiting to teach Ji Luo a lesson this time!

Unexpectedly, this time Ji Luo served a straight ball with no spin!

However, Gao Bian used too much force, and the ball flew straight out, which was very exaggerated, and made a sharp sound of "thud, thud, thud" on the wire fence of the field.

"Hahahaha~" Ji Luo couldn't help laughing, "I said Gao Bian, you don't think I only know one kind of serve, do you? You are really innocent."

"40-0!"

Gao Bian looked gloomy, and gritted his teeth: "Garbage, isn't it left-handed, what kind of superiority do you have?"

"Hey, don't you say that I rely on Gong Qi'an for backing this time?"

Gong Qi'an and Ji Baichi didn't make a move at all in this round, the former was very helpless and had already started yawning.

Gao Bian said viciously: "This is just the first time I hit a left-handed person, you fucking..."

"Oh, really." Ji Luo shrugged, "That's right, too little knowledge, I don't blame you. After all, this kind of knowledge and demeanor quality is closely related to family education... Well, your parents must also lack the previous generation Their education is really pitiful. Then, I will try my best to teach you a lesson for them. "

The noble young man smiled and changed the tennis racket to his right hand.

Ji Luo said softly: "Isn't tennis a skill you're proud of? Come on, I'll let you know today—your pride, in front of me, rubbish is not as good as it."

The author has something to say: The obedient baby who can only have sex|dreams when the elder brother is not here is also AA today. (no logic