Don't fall in love with villains [Transmigration Book]

Bai Hu thought for a while, and when the words came to his lips, he decided to swallow them back.

The mattress that Ye Yan was leaning against was already the second mattress they replaced after they arrived at the space station, and Ye Yan still had half a month to receive his pocket money. If this mattress broke, he would return to Haimen Planet In fact, he would really have to go to the office building of the Ministry of Internal Affairs to sort garbage, so that he could pay for the mattress.

Bai Hu could only watch helplessly as the little prince continued to daydream.

Ye Yan changed into a comfortable position again, shaking his toes rhythmically in the air: "Shenting's food is very delicious. They have surrounded a large wetland on Haimen Planet to grow vegetables and raise chickens. The chickens there are very fat. , the skin is very tender, after roasting, the chicken skin is crispy and elastic, the chicken fat has melted and penetrated into the meat, take a bite, the feeling of the combination of delicious chicken juice and fat and tender chicken is really amazing!"

Bai Hu asked: "So you are counting on His Royal Highness Chu Jun to come and send you the roast chicken specially offered by the imperial court?"

Ye Yan said: "Others are fine, as long as it's meat, I won't pick it."

This daydream is not over.

In order to prevent the little prince's dream from being shattered and cause him to be furious again, Bai Hu carefully vaccinated: "If there is dinner, but it is not delivered by His Highness himself?"

"Are you kidding me? Am I missing this meal??"

It seems that it can't be done, Baihu is a little embarrassed: "But His Royal Highness is also very busy."

"He will come." The young Long Aotian was quite confident, "He went back and thought about Victor who always wanted to take advantage of him, and then thought about me who always wanted to take advantage of him. What you can't get is always the best. I'm the man he can't get."

"..."

The white tiger didn't know what to say, it only knew that it was counting the days every day.Ye Yan is still a baby howling all day long, Baihu prays to the sun god every day, hoping that Ye Yan can grow up quickly, and when Ye Yan can run and dance, the kindergarten is full of chaos, and he is counting on him to go there soon Going to school to receive an education, but as soon as I went to school, I reached the age when boys even dislike dogs, let alone this big cat, survived the age of seven or eight/90, and then the youth rebellious period came, Ye Yan was like a firecracker , was ignited by the years, soared into the sky, and started the days of X day X day X earth.

"Hey."

The white tiger sighed, and lay down on the edge of the mattress. It couldn't watch Ye Yan anymore, but it still had to watch the mattress on the ground—after all, they were poor.

And the root of poverty is because Ye Yan likes to tear down houses.

Ye Yan, who is full of energy, has never been honest since he was a child. From the special ground vehicles for His Majesty the emperor, the royal airship, to the small furniture and antiques in the room, Ye Yan's philosophy is to dismantle them.

Curious about how these things work, take them apart.

The design is too ugly, tear it down.

I feel that I am so awesome, I can put it back on after I dismantle it, so I dismantle it.

Not to mention that when he gets angry, he can dismantle a ground vehicle by himself.

After spending many times out of pocket to repair Ye Yan's pot, his father Ye Jia wrote a letter to the Royal Ministry of Internal Affairs in his personal capacity, suggesting that after Ye Yan has semi-civil conduct capacity, the things that are destroyed should start from his monthly living expenses and pocket money. The money was deducted, and from then on, the heir to the imperial family began to live in poverty.

But to Baihu's relief, Ye Yan restrained himself from demolishing the house when he had no money. Unfortunately, after a few days, the little prince happily brought back a pile of broken copper and rotten iron—including Lie Yun. The continuous crossbow produced in the galaxy more than 100 years ago, the particle guns equipped by the Royal Guards of Sea Gate, and even the fragments of the starship shield.

These are not things that are traded on Haimen Planet. Long ago, the Divine Court and the imperial family jointly signed a ban on weapons, bringing private transactions into the criminal category.

Not to mention, there are weapons produced by other planets here. Baihu searched, and it should be some interstellar businessmen who secretly salvaged them from the sea of ​​stars, and then traded them on the black market.

From the moment he realized that Ye Yan was carrying these things back, Bai Hu was at the end of his mind. His Majesty the Emperor has always treated Ye Yan harshly. If there are ether transactions in Ye Yan's account, they will definitely be tracked by the bank. The paparazzi were exposed, and the royal family was about to be attacked by the court again. If it was serious, it might even be sent to a juvenile prison.

Unexpectedly, Ye Yan took out a black card——His Royal Highness is not enough alone, and he also attracted Lan Zhen, the little devil king of his uncle's family, to help him launder the money in his account into the black card. The transaction data of the account was encrypted and scrambled to prevent the bank from tracking, and then the two began to sweep up the black market.

Baihu sighed again in his heart, looking at these second generations of bears, Haimenxing is finished.

What else can I do, one day at a time.

One person and one tiger waited quietly in the room. After a while, the dome above the head opened automatically, and it was sunset time.

The Dyson net around the sun gradually closed until the sun's light disappeared, and the white tiger heard a "goo".

He thought it was a bird. The big cat's hunting nature made it subconsciously raise its tail and flick it in the direction of the sound, and then it hit Ye Yan's stomach impartially.

Ye Yan was half-closed dreaming, when suddenly a white light flashed in front of his eyes, the soldier's instinct immediately made him jump up from the mat, pulled out the dagger in his boot, and stabbed at the white light——

"hiss--"

The expected cry of pain did not come, but there was an embarrassing sound of cloth being torn.

Then, Baihu made a heart-piercing voice: "Ah, your mattress!!!!"

Ye Yan took a closer look, only to realize that the white light was the tail of the white tiger, and couldn't help cursing: "Are you crazy??? Can't the tail be held back??"

"I thought it was a bird!" Baihu felt aggrieved, "It's always cooing, I can't hold X."

"How could there be birds on the space station???"

"Where did that sound come from?"

One person and one tiger looked at each other in dismay, and then, there was another "goo" sound from Ye Yan's stomach.

"..."

The feeling of being stared at by the white tiger made Ye Yan a little annoyed, he put the dagger back into the boot, and sat down on the mat.

"Whatever you look at, isn't it just losing money? Isn't it just doing garbage sorting?"

Bai Hu decided to take this opportunity to have a good heart-to-heart talk with Ye Yan: "Your Highness, let's not talk about those paparazzi who love to chase you for pictures. You are almost an adult, and it's time to have a girlfriend. When you have a girlfriend, You are still so poor, what about going out on a date? What about your girlfriend’s birthday?”

Ye Yan said: "Then don't date, don't give gifts. One penny can't trouble a hero, and dates and gifts don't give me credits."

"Why do you invite your younger brother to eat, drink and have fun every day, and you don't give you any credits?"

"Little brother can fight with me, can my girlfriend do it?"

"Then you also have to keep some star coins in case of accidents. For example, today, His Royal Highness Chujun asked you to help buy drinks, but your account only has two star coins!"

This question stopped Ye Yan.

He touched his chin and frowned: "This is really a problem."

After all, Chongli is a rich and noble flower raised by the court since childhood. A bottle of water costs fifteen star coins, let alone food. One star coin is not difficult for a hero, but it will make him lose everything in front of Chongli. save face.

How can a real man lose face in front of a beautiful woman? ? ?

"Start saving money next month." Ye Yan said, "I'll go to Lan Zhen to borrow some later."

Ye Yan usually has a blunt mouth and a quick mind. Bai Hu thought that he had suddenly opened up and knew that he had saved some love funds. He was relieved and reminded: "Do you want to borrow the money for the cushion first?" ?”

"It's enough to mend it." Ye Yan lay down again, "I watched a medical emergency documentary at school. Sewing a cushion should be similar to sewing a stomach. Before you leave, ask the housekeeper for a needle and thread, and I'll mend it."

The effect of daydreaming is really good, it not only became Ye Yan's placebo, it calmed him down from his anger, and even made him resist hunger.

It's just that the white tiger is pitiful. Hearing the sound of cuckoo, he can only restrain his instincts, not allowing himself to attack the bird with a fierce tiger.

However, after waiting all night, Ye Yan didn't wait for the feast of love, and he didn't see Chong Li's people, only a bottle of orange juice, a piece of paper, and a pen.

There are only twelve words on the paper: write down the account number, and I will return the star coins to you. "

At this time, if you don't come to apologize to yourself and eat with yourself, you still think about the stars?

Ye Yan was furious: "Why didn't he go to Victor who drank the Overlord's Cup of Coke and ask for star coins?"

Baihu said in a low voice: "It was originally agreed to treat guests... Your Highness wants to treat guests, and then I would like to ask you to help pay for it, and then I will return the money to you..."

Ye Yan didn't listen at all: "He just wanted to protect Victor! He intentionally let Victor fall into the amusement park, and then Victor wouldn't have to be beaten! He also bought him a drink! He also praised him as a soldier! "

"Your Highness is really smart. Find various buffers to prevent you from fighting." Baihu said, "We are on Planet Haimen now. If you really wrestle with Victor, to be honest, Your Highness and We may not be able to pull you away. If there is a big trouble and the garrison is alarmed, His Majesty the Emperor will definitely know. The people present are all miserable, and the court may even trouble His Highness. He has agreed I was going to tell stories to children, but I followed you to bet."

Of course Ye Yan knew this was the truth, but he was just angry, his stomach growled, and he felt even more aggrieved.

The drone was suspended in mid-air, and after not receiving Ye Yan's order for a long time, it reminded: "Please accept."

"Pick up what? I've been waiting for so long, just a glass of orange juice?"

Anger turns into anger, and Bai Hu was relieved that Ye Yan hadn't rolled up his sleeves to dismantle the drone sent by Li.

Bai Hu said: "You can take the orange juice first, this is His Highness's wish after all, this orange juice must be delicious!"

"I don't drink it. Isn't it just orange juice? What's there to drink?"

The drone received the word "don't drink" and asked again: "Are you sure you don't want to accept it?"

Bai Hu urged Ye Yan: "If you don't drink, you will really be taken away!"

The drone added; "If the receipt is confirmed, the cup will also be recycled. This is His Highness's cup."

Ye Yan, who was originally sitting on the cushion, sulking with his back to the drone and the white tiger, suddenly turned his head and glanced at the orange juice when he heard "His Highness's cup".

The cup is a slender glass, a style that Haimen has always used, but it is sealed with a seal, and there are sunflowers on the cup that symbolize the imperial court.

"Is this really Chongli's cup?"

The drone said: "This is the exclusive cup for His Royal Highness, and the cup needs to be recycled."

"Hmph." Ye Yan stood up, took the orange juice from the tray under the drone, opened the seal, and took a sip with his head raised.

Then the second, the third, the fourth.

He was talking about not drinking just now, but now Ye Yan's expression turned into a feeling of unfulfilling.

"You're stingy." Ye Yan was shivered by the quilt upside down, "There are only four?"

The drone would not discuss with Ye Yan whether Chong Li was too stingy, it flew in front of Ye Yan, and asked Ye Yan to put the empty cup on it.

"Confiscated."

Ye Yan stuffed the cup into the inner pocket of his coat: "You can go back."

"Put the cup on, please."

Drones are doing the same job as clerks at fast food restaurants.

Bai Hu said: "Put the cup on it quickly, or he will keep nagging."

"Put whatever you want, once it enters my door, it's mine."

Baihu had a headache: "It will really become a repeater, you should put it back."

"Don't let it go."

Bai Hu said; "Then you at least find something to put back, and lie to him that it's a cup."

"I know."

Ye Yan had already planned in his heart, he raised his leg and stepped on the E-shaped cabinet, took out the dagger from his boot, and put it into Chongli's drone.

Bai Hu saw that Ye Yan actually gave Chong Li the ancestral saber, and quickly said: "No, I can't give this!"

"Why can't I give it away? You can't sell it for money outside. If you really sell it, you don't know how many star coins you can sell."

Ye Yan wrote nonchalantly on the back of the paper on the tray: "The cup will be deducted from the twelve star coins. Don't ask for money in front of me in the future. The imperial court is rich and the royal family is not poor. It is more than enough to support you. What to buy for you."

In order to warn Chongli, he thought about it, and wrote the account number: "I don't bother you to check my account through other methods. I gave you the account, but you are not allowed to transfer money into it. If I find out, I will Just blow up your little villa."

The drone automatically recognized Ye Yan's words as "secondary danger", and passed them along with the dagger note to Chong Li.

Chong Li ignored the note directly, he was very interested in that dagger.

This dagger is very thin and small, and it has the effect of stealth when placed close to the body. The blade looks blunt, but in fact it cuts iron like mud. It should be forged with a rare and hard metal.

He asked the robot butler to scan the dagger, but it only showed that it was a royal family item, and he knew nothing about the rest.

"Can't find the data of this dagger?"

The robot butler is sorry: "Your Highness, I am just a home robot butler."

"Ok."

Chong Li found that the robots here do not look much different from the past. They say that they are artificial intelligence, but they are actually limited to a single function, and they don't even have the emotional module as Chong Li expected.

However, from Zhongli's point of view, the technology tree of Star Haimen will definitely not stop at building such a robot with a single function, but more It seems to be intentional, deliberately restraining the development of artificial intelligence.

Chong Li is a careful person, and these details that were not mentioned in the book were memorized one by one in his heart, and his intuition told him that the story of this planet is far from being as simple as in the book. , and he is not the lord of the divine court above ten thousand people, he needs to be extremely careful.

"Your Highness, do you have any other needs?"

"No, I'm going to rest."

"Good night then, Your Highness."

The robot butler left Chong Li's bedroom, and helped Chong Li turn off the light by the way.

Chong Li lay on the bed and closed his eyes.

But all night, he couldn't sleep well.

The book "Healing the Interstellar Overlord" that he had read kept reappearing in his mind, and skipped the plots that Chong Li was interested in, and staged scenes that shocked Chong Li, which he had never encountered before in adolescence He has always had no distracting thoughts about the situation, and his needs are almost zero, but today he seems to be possessed.

In the dream, Chong Li's breathing became more and more rapid, and the sense of crisis told him something was wrong.

It didn't look like the change that came here, there seemed to be a hand in the dark, deliberately pushing and leading him.

"not good!"

Chong Li woke up suddenly from his dream, he finally found out what was wrong with him.

This situation is very similar to the situation where he went to a bar and was drugged a few years ago.

He escaped successfully a few years ago, but today he is about to encounter big trouble - the chip in his body will never allow his body and mind to have any cross-border behavior.

Just as he was thinking about how to hide from the sky, there was a sudden knock on the door.

The voice of the robot servant came from the door: "Your Highness, Chairman Kolev of the Elder's House, let you go over quickly."

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