Yokohama script team dies online

"In this case, I will come to you if necessary," Saiki handed his phone number to Dazai, "If you want to know the specific progress, just call me."

Dazai didn't take the note with numbers on it, but stretched out his arm and pushed it back, with a serious expression: "Sai Mu-kun, Mr. Ranpo and I have just arrived, and we have no place to live."

This sentence has almost become the standard for the butei duo - but unlike the talkative Tsunayoshi Sawada and Shinichi Kudo, Kusuo Saiki has always been ruthless and completely does not accept Osamu Dazai's unreasonable troubles: "In this peaceful In this world, you can survive even as a waiter, no problem."

"Sai Mu-kun, isn't your character design an ordinary person?" Dazai was crumbling like a delicate flower. He clutched his chest, with crystal tears in his eyes, and complained to Sai Mu Kusuo, "Ordinary people are willing to Helping people, you are a broken person!"

"Ordinary people stay out of their own business just because they understand that they are ordinary people." The superhuman watched Dazai's performance calmly. "Your acting skills are not bad. Maybe becoming a star is a good way out."

Saiki Kusuo wanted to teleport these two people into the urban area, but before he raised his hand, he suddenly realized something:

He couldn't take Osamu Dazai with him.

Ranpo was still holding hands with Dazai, and said to Saiki with a natural face: "You are responsible for bringing us back."

"Why?" Saiki Kusuo subconsciously wanted to refuse.

"Because Ranpo-sama, I don't know how to ride the train," Ranpo let go of his hand when he said this, so that the person with superpowers could hear his heartbeat, "and Dazai will definitely find a place to commit suicide on the way, So in the end, Mr. Lollipop will have to bring us back."

Saiki Kusuo looked at the sincere eyes of the two in front of him, and fell silent.

Half an hour later on the light rail.

At three o'clock in the afternoon on a weekday, there were very few people in the car, and the cool autumn weather made most of the people sitting in their seats drowsy, and the air was filled with a lazy and tired atmosphere.

In contrast, Dazai and Saiki sat on both sides, facing each other with anxious eyes.

"Seven cups of top luxury coffee jelly."

"Four cups."

"Six cups."

Luanbu leaned aside, half-closed his eyes and yawned.

"Five cups."

"make a deal."

"Then Ranpo-san, who has the same voice as Saiki-kun, is a distant relative," Osamu Dazai, who was told by Ranpo that the weakness of superpowers is coffee jelly, began to arrange the identities of the two, "and I am Mr. Ranpo's boyfriend. , because of some such reasons, I have to temporarily live in Qi Mu-jun's house, above."

Saiki Kusuo complained in his heart, "What kind of unreliable excuse is this?" On the surface, he nodded calmly - anyway, he was not the one who was unlucky after being exposed.

Leading the two older children out of the station, Qi Mu finally brought them back to his home.

"I've always wanted such a lovely son," Saiki Kurumi sat beside Luanbu, his face was full of joy like floating flowers, "and there is also a handsome son-in-law, today I am really the world The first happiness."

It's a distant relative, not a son.Saiki Kusuo complained in his heart.

"That's right, Mom." Qi Mu Kunichun grasped Kurumi's hand, "Every day with Mom is the world's number one happiness."

"Me too, Dad!"

Looking at the pair of foolish couples in front of him, Saiki Kusuo sighed: He already knew that with the IQ of these two people, he would never doubt the origins of Dazai Osamu and Edogawa Ranpo, let alone his son who has always been reliable guarantee.

He picked up the bag of coffee jelly in his hand, turned his head and wanted to tell another couple about the location of the guest room, but saw that Edogawa Ranpo, who had been eating snacks just now, was already sleeping on Dazai Osamu's shoulder caught.

The hat that Ranpo had been wearing was placed on the man's lap at this moment, and it was unclear whether it was he or Dazai who took it off.And the man in the windbreaker yawned a little as he tried to smooth the detective's fluttering hair back.

Osamu Dazai noticed that Kusuo Saiki was staring at him, so he raised his head and smiled at him, put his index finger to his lower lip, and made a silent gesture: "Shh."

For some reason, watching this scene is completely different from the lively scene next to it, but the two of them getting along like an old husband and wife made the psychic feel a little uncomfortable in his heart.

"For a real ordinary person," Dazai lowered his voice and said to him softly, "should we fall in love at the age of fifteen or sixteen?"

- Even more upset.Saiki Kusuo glared at the man coldly, put four cups of jelly into the refrigerator, closed the cabinet door, and went upstairs to his bedroom with the only cup left in his hand.

Dazai touched his chin: "In a way, he is really an ordinary person."

Within a few days, Saiki Kusuo regretted taking these two people back to his home.

Osamu Dazai, who is looking for different methods of suicide every day, and Ranpo Edogawa, who sometimes reveals other people's secrets with surprising words, where is the trouble that five cups of coffee and jelly can bribe over? Empty refrigerator - at least ten cups.

"Are you two planning to stay here forever?"

One afternoon, Qi Mu, who came home from school, looked at the two people who had collapsed on the sofa like waste, and finally couldn't help asking this question.

Edogawa Ranpo was pressing the remote control of the TV with a bored face. Because of the contact between the skin and Dazai, the psychic could not hear his inner voice——At the beginning, Saiki Kusuo was not used to it, but Now facing these two bug characters who are always sticking together, his face has not changed.

A detective listened to what he said, and said, "Is there something wrong with this world?" Ranbu threw the remote control on the table sullenly, "Why can't there be any murder cases at all?"

The Yokohama detective's dream of becoming the world's number one detective in various worlds was shattered in the third world.

"Because this world is relaxed and funny, there will be no such bloody accidents." Saiki Kusuo replied indifferently.

Luanbu straightened his upper body, puffed his cheeks and complained to Qi Mu: "You are too annoying for a superpower—"

"Isn't Dazai also a psychic?"

"No," Ranbu replied, "I think the nature is completely different."

"That's why no matter how I try to obtain Dazai's ability, I can't achieve it?" Saiki had to keep talking with his mouth at home recently.

"If you want to get any ability, you can get it after a while. It's really a bug-level character." Dazai seemed to be watching TV, but in fact his eyes were blank. "In this way, you can try higher difficulty and more Are there various ways to commit suicide?"

"It should be more difficult to commit suicide after becoming a superpower."

"That's fine."

"Dazai, Edogawa," Saiki Kusuo said coldly, "Your world consciousness is different from others who like to actively interfere in development, so it has the most world lines I have seen so far.

"The possibility of finding the one you two are on is extremely slim."

"Also, apart from suicide and eating snacks, don't you have any pursuits?"

Ranpo Edogawa and Osamu Dazai shook their heads confidently.

"Isn't it all the fault of Mr. Lollipop?" Ranbu complained in a tone of voice, "If there was a murder case, Mr. Ranpo wouldn't be so boring."

"In short, please find a job." Qi Mu's expression did not change at all because of Luanbu's words. "My family is just an ordinary well-off family. There is no way for you to keep eating for nothing."

"Is this some kind of blunt mandatory plot task?" Dazai's eyes widened. "It's all because Sai Mu-kun, you don't like seeing us leisurely every day, right? But the two of us are actually doing something serious!"

"For example?" Saiki Kusuo didn't believe this nonsense man at all.

Dazai looked proud: "Such as martyrdom!"

People with superpowers kind of want to hit people.

However, Dazai, who likes to do crazy splits on different people's lightning points, is not afraid at all-this level of threat is not even a drizzle for a man who once had a partner who liked to use violence.

"We can look for a job," Dazai said with a smile, "as long as we find it, Qi Mu-kun, you promise not to regret it."

"Even if you two become cowherds, I won't regret it." Saiki Kusuo said that he has no conscience.

On Luanbu's face, he became irritable: "Are you addicted to raising children?" He bent his fingers and flicked the man's forehead vigorously, "Master Luanbu will never play with you again!"

"Are you going to be a babysitter?"

"No," Ranpo stood up, and said frankly to the psychic, "Dazai intends to go to PK Middle School to continue to be his Chinese teacher. Without me, it's none of my business."

In a physical sense, Saiki Kusuo, who heard the voice of Edogawa Ranpo's mad rejection in his heart, was silent for a moment, and waved his hand to say "it's up to you".

"Just don't disturb my peaceful life," he said.

"A friend with super athletic ability, a chuunibyou." However, Osamu Dazai has seen everything through, "and a 'girl favored by God', Saiki-kun, are you sure that you are still surrounded by these people in the eyes of others? Ordinary people?"

Saiki Kusuo calmly retorted: "They are indeed obstacles to my peaceful life—but in front of you, a suicidal man," he turned his head to look at Ranpo again, "and the sweet tooth who claims to be the No.1 detective in the world , can only be regarded as a mob before the ultimate boss."

"Don't Qi Mu-jun value friends very much?"

"No, I'm not, I'm not."

Saiki Kusuo hastily came up with a denial.