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But the work of persuasion is over before it even begins.

"Thank you Nana's mother," Osamu Dazai was sitting at the desk, still with that flamboyant face, "If Mr. Ranpo doesn't stay with me, we won't be able to die in love together."

That's right, after enjoying dinner with them, Reborn said to Ranpo, "If you come to be a tutor, you can order food every day", and the famous detective who has no bottom line in front of food succumbed without hesitation.

"But is it okay to entrust him with the rest of the day?" Tsunayoshi Sawada thought of Ranpo Edogawa who had just announced loudly that "tomorrow's breakfast will be strawberry cake and waffle soda", and insisted on his rant with a face full of weakness. status, "and why does mother treat him exactly the same as she treats Lanbo?"

"But speaking of this, the pronunciation of Ranbo and Ranpo are indeed very similar."

A hand pressed his hair from behind: "Call me Mr. Ranpo, Mr. Student."

Sawada Tsunayoshi didn't need to look back to know that it was the detective who looked like a primary school student: "Before letting others call yourself respectfully, please respect others, Mr. Ranpo."

He made a feeble resistance.

Looking at the boy, Reborn deeply felt that his cowardly behavior really disgraceful to Pengo Lie's century-old history, so he took the opportunity to ask a question with some hatred: "Stupid Gang, you know that you and a What is the biggest gap between the godfathers of the Mafia?"

Hearing this sentence, Tsuna replied without hesitation: "It's a Giotto."

Edogawa Ranpo and Dazai Osamu laughed wildly behind his back.

While laughing, Osamu Dazai tucked his head into Ranbu's neck, and the feeling of his breath touching the skin made the young man shrink his neck uncontrollably.

"That is to say," Sawada continued to speak confidently, as if he didn't hear the laughter behind him, "the gap between me and my goal of becoming the godfather of the mafia is a whole mafia godfather."

Reborn was silent for a while, and then took out the hammer that Leon transformed into: "You have become more and more courageous recently."

"Tsunayoshi-kun, you are so funny," Dazai said, looking at Sawada Tsunayoshi who was desperately avoiding the attack, he couldn't help hiccupping, "But you really can't become a mafia in the general sense."

"I'm very interested in what Vengola will become in the future," he said meaningfully, with a hint of danger overflowing from his body, "under the leadership of such a benevolent and not deep-rooted Mr. Gangji."

"It's the complete opposite type to Mori Ogai," Ranpo also interjected, easily defining Sawada, "the type that Dazai would like."

"Mr. Ranpo," Dazai turned around and grabbed the detective's hand, "please don't misunderstand me like this, no matter what." Halfway through speaking, he knelt down on one knee and looked affectionately at the detective in front of him. Man, "The only person in my heart is you, Mr. Ranpo."

Ranpo answered proudly without any shyness: "A famous detective only likes Dazai!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi firmly remembers his mother-fetal single position: "Am I going to live with this couple in the future..."

He thought about it again, and it seemed that the only five-year-old Lan Bo who lived in this house had never been in a relationship before: "If the future mafia godfather is such a guy, why don't we just forget about it?"

"In short," Reborn finally hammered the murder weapon on his disciple's head, "in order to better tutor you in the future, the two of them will go to work together starting tomorrow."

Sawada ignored Sawada, who looked like a baby, and the first killer who looked like a baby continued:

"Osamu Dazai is the Chinese teacher of your class,"

Dazai let out a sigh: "Not bad."

"Ranpo Edogawa is a math teacher."

Luanbu said sullenly, "I'm so troublesome..."

Tsunayoshi Sawada saw the bleak future he had foreseen coming.

But the next day he realizes that his future may be even more bleak than he imagined.

He looked up at the podium.

"So, hanging yourself is actually a near-perfect way to commit suicide!"

On it, Mr. Dazai, who was late for a full 10 minutes, was talking about some unknown suicide enthusiasts.

And there was a commensurate silence under the podium, and no one knew how to react: Applause?laugh at?Question the content of the lecture to the teacher?

When the new Chinese teacher finally entered the classroom, the girls in the class made a few excited noises because of his face—but this kind of excited positive emotion said when he introduced himself, "Dreams are related to my own. Lovers died in love together" that moment turned into astonishment.

Finally, when the bell rang for the end of get out of class, the teacher kept on comparing the two methods of hanging and carbon monoxide poisoning in an all-round way, and dragged the class for 5 minutes with unnutritious words.

Why didn't senior Skylark come over and bite and kill this nonsense suicidal maniac?Looking at the new Chinese teacher on the stage, at this moment, the voices of the whole class reached a surprisingly unanimous agreement.

"That's the end of today's 'suicide technique theory'." Osamu Dazai raised his bandaged arm and waved it. "I'm looking forward to tomorrow's lesson."

——It's a Chinese class, not a suicide technique theory!

Sawada Tsunayoshi began to understand why Irie Masaichi had a stomachache due to too much pressure.He looked up tiredly at the timetable, and found that it was Edogawa Ranpo's turn to study mathematics in the next section.

Vongola's Judaimu felt his stomach really hurt - he even planned to let Goji and Yamamoto send him to the infirmary.

The class bell rang, and the students who were in a state of restlessness because of a different Chinese class finally quieted down.Sawada Tsunayoshi stared at the door, and saw a figure who was clearly coming to class, but still wearing a detective suit, stepped into the classroom.

"I'm Edogawa Ranpo."

After saying this, he sat directly on the stool on the podium.Before anyone could think, "This new teacher doesn't talk much but seems to be quite reliable", he then made an astonishing remark: "Master Ranbu doesn't want to teach you idiots like you idiots, so in the future, mathematics will be difficult." It's self-study."

Sawada Tsunayoshi covered his face.

Luanbu pulled off the hat on his head and covered his face, blocking the bright light above the classroom, and then fell asleep under the gaze of the whole class.

-I'm going to fail my class before I learn anything from these two guys, Reborn! ! !

In Pengelie's tenth generation of eyes, there was an unknown roar full of collapse today.