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"Since I said I'm sorry, I have to take action," the detective puffed his cheeks and put his hands together angrily, "You will be the one who will carry Mr. Ranpo on the back the rest of the way back."

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked at his small body of 1.5 meters, and then at Osamu Dazai's height of 1.8 meters: "I think it would be better for Mr. Dazai to carry it?"

Luanbu was silent for a long while: "If you don't want to jump into the river to catch the two of us later, it's best not to."

The three of them stood face to face in the alley, and because of this mistake, they had to pause their progress. In the end, it was Osamu Dazai who suggested finding a place to sit before making a final decision.

A few minutes later, Tsunayoshi Sawada raised his head, looked at the words "Maid Cafe" written on the storefront, and stopped the duo who were about to go inside without hesitation: "Wait, Dazai Sir, Mr. Ranpo!"

"What's wrong?" Luanbu looked at his students with impatient eyes. The detective, who has never liked walking, has almost reached the limit of his patience, and he raised his voice, "Master Luanbu wants to eat their signature tiger skin Cake roll!"

Tsunayoshi Sawada raised his head to look at the signboard again, and finally noticed a few small characters written in the corner: Today's signature tiger skin cake roll special offer.

"But, this is a maid cafe! A maid cafe!" Sawada, who had never been to such a place before, was shy and anxious, and could only repeat the sentence that made him embarrassed, "It's a maid cafe, chaos Mr. Step!"

Edogawa Ranpo wanted to wave away the arm blocked by Sawada Tsunayoshi, but found that the other party seemed to really not want to go in, the right arm that had experienced countless battles was still motionless; he turned his head to look to the left again, Dazai was Humming with eyes bent, it was that golden song that must be hit for love, and she didn't seem to be in a hurry at all.

The detective who had already exhausted the stock he brought out was so angry that he wanted to scratch his student's face: "Isn't it a maid cafe! It's not that you are asked to wear a maid outfit, why are you reacting so aggressively! If you don't want to go in, just walk around My lord, go in alone, innocent brat!"

Sawada Tsunakichi was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously wanted to complain, "I don't want to wear a maid outfit."

However, he suddenly seemed to feel something, turned around suddenly, and took out his plush gloves from his pocket.A cluster of orange flames shot out from the boy's forehead, his expression became indifferent and serious, and his inorganic eyes looked at the opposite alley.

"Mr. Ranpo," Dazai, who had been humming, pulled Ranpo behind Sawada and looked in the same direction as Sawada, "There is an annoying violent madness similar to slugs over there."

Three seconds later, with a loud noise as if something was forcibly pulled out of the ground, a vending machine as tall as a person was thrown over: "Lin-ye-old-brother--, I'm not Said that if you dare to come to Ikebukuro again, you will be crushed like a flea!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi took a step forward, stretched out his hands, took the vending machine firmly, and threw it to the side on the ground.Because he was in a dead state, not only was his face paralyzed, it was easy to make people feel that he was provoking, but even the words he said had a cold taste: "You have misunderstood the person."

Just one sentence can't calm the anger of the man who has lost his mind - Orihara Rinya's old enemy Heiwajima Shizuo - He stretched out his arm, pulled it hard a few times, and pulled out the street lamp beside him, Without saying a word, he threw it to Sawada again.

Osamu Dazai looked at the mess in front of him, and the smile on his mouth faded.Of course, he didn't let go of the key words uttered by the man opposite: "Sure enough, it's that bastard intelligence agent who caused trouble again." He complained a little unreasonably to Ranbu, "Since you have the same voice as Mr. Don't cause troubles on the streets of Ikebukuro all day long, and we, innocent ordinary citizens, will have to deal with the enemies you end up with."

Edogawa Ranpo was also very angry, and wrote a note to Orihara Rin who had no idea that this situation would happen: "You actually interrupted me to eat dessert!" The old account of the wiretapping device was also dug out: "He deliberately arranged us in the same building with Mr. Silla..."

Dazai's eyes lit up when he heard these reprimands: "Mr. Ranpo, do you finally understand, that guy is a psycho, more annoying than Mr. Mori who changes Alice's dress every day when he has nothing to do!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi, who was seriously fighting in front of the two, felt helpless in a dead state for the first time in a long time: "Mr. Dazai, you should explain to me first, Mr. Ranpo is really not Orihara Rinya. "

"No way, no way," Dazai, who has killed both of his two partners countless times, is very experienced in this area, shaking his head and waving his hands, "You've obviously lost your mind, you only have two One way is to beat him to the brain or knock him unconscious."

Sawada Tsunayoshi took the man's hands, cut them back behind him, and chose the third method besides what Dazai said: "Mr. Dazai, can you borrow a chair for me in the cafe."

When he looked up, he saw that Luanbu was about to open his mouth to say something, so he quickly interrupted him: "Mr. Luanbu, it's better not to make any noise to provoke him."

It was rare for Edogawa Ranpo to feel a sense of grievance.

Half an hour later, Shizuo Heiwajima, who was tied to a chair and could not move, finally calmed down. He sneered with a cold face, and shifted his gaze to Edo Chuan walked in disorder.

His expression turned into confusion in an instant: "Silla?" Then he immediately denied the idea, "Who are you?"

Dazai Osamu muttered "an annoying intuition", and then slowly answered Heiwajima's question: "Mr. Ranpo is the elder brother of that black doctor, and he just moved here in the last few days. And as you can see, Ranpo-san's voice is a bit like that annoying guy Orihara Rinya."

After Dazai explained the current situation with a few simple words, the hesitant Shizuo Heiwajima finally calmed down completely.He lowered his head, looked at his tattered bartender uniform and sighed: "Help me untie the rope."

Seeing Tsunayoshi Sawada who worked tirelessly to untie the rope, Osamu Dazai leaned against the glass window of the coffee shop, and under the curious eyes of the people inside, smiled at Vongola Judaime and said, "Sawada-kun, this time you have to do it again. Headlines."

Sawada was holding the thick rope that the store manager had lent them in friendship, and couldn't help being stunned for a second when he heard this sentence: "Why?! Didn't I just fight this time? You didn't fly up in public when you stayed together, didn't you?"

"Because the one who fought with you, Sawada, is also an existence similar to Miss Headless Horseman," the familiar voice came out from the detective's mouth again, Shizuo Heiwajima tried hard to suppress the subconscious movement of throwing the bench out Continuing to listen carefully to Ranpo's words, "In other words, it is an urban legend, "Ikebukuro is the most fierce" Shizuo Heiwajima."

"You are still the first person to truly defeat Heiwa Island head-on." Ranpo's understated voice sounded exactly like the death sentence in Sawada's ears, "I can guess the headline of tomorrow's newspaper."

"But compared to this, Ranpo-sama, I'm hungry."

"I'm the only one who has worked hard, Mr. Ranpo," Sawada replied with a bitter face. He is as easy to bully as a rabbit in his normal state. "But I'm actually a little hungry..."

Hei Hedao took out a stack of change from his rotten trouser pocket, and looked up at the maid cafe next to him: "How about I invite you to dinner? As an apology for admitting the wrong person."

Dazai didn't refuse at all, and happily agreed: "This is really great! In fact, the three of us have been so poor that we have no money to eat recently, so we have to ask Silla-kun to borrow money—"

The four of them walked in with their chairs in hand. Except for Kai Sawada, the other three didn't respond to the eyes of the others. They chose a table at random with a calm face and sat down.

As soon as he got the menu, Ranbu raised his hand and eagerly ordered a tiger skin cake roll, completely ignoring the awkward Sawada Tsunayoshi who was about to turn into a twist.The boy looked at the maid who was greeting them softly, and couldn't help but move into the seat, but accidentally bumped into Shizuo Heiwajima who was smoking.

"Mr. Dazai..." Pengelie Judai subconsciously asked his teacher for help, but turned around to see that Dazai was chatting happily with one of the maids, and even wore a strange mask on his head. accessories, "Mr. Dazai, why are you wearing an angel halo?!"

Moreover, it is still a low-quality product at a glance, and the iron rings on it are all exposed.

Dazai smiled and pointed his fingers at the two people around him: "Mr. Ranpo and Heiwa Shima-kun also wear it. This is a standard service of this store. You should enjoy it to your heart's content, Sawada-kun."

Sawada Tsunayoshi turned his head and saw Ranpo Edogawa, who was wearing an angel halo on his head and was eating a cake roll with a calm face, and Edogawa Ranpo, who was wearing a halo on his head, and was sitting with a golden knife on his head. Shizuo Heiwajima, the gangster boss in Hong Kong dramas.What's even more frightening is that these two people who don't look alike are discussing dessert.

"Ranpo-sama, wagashi is my favorite food," Edogawa Ranpo said vaguely while stuffing something into his mouth, "but I like desserts as long as they are desserts. In my opinion, this world The most valuable invention in the world is all kinds of dessert snacks."

Holding a small mousse cake in his hand, Shizuo Heiwajima nodded solemnly: "That's right, although your voice is exactly the same as that flea's, you are unexpectedly a very nice person."

No, not right.Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't help complaining in his heart. Does anyone who likes desserts have to be a good person? Heiwajima-kun? !

"Obviously I'm just a normal person, why am I eating dessert in a maid cafe with you guys now?"

Before Sawada finished complaining, he felt his shoulder was patted by the maid next to him. He turned his head and met the business smiling face of the other party: "Master, only when you wear an angel halo and become an angel, can you get desserts God's blessing."

"Wait, wait!" Sawada was sandwiched between the maid and Heiwajima with a terrified expression, and screamed amid Dazai's uncontrollable ridicule, "I can wear it myself! Wait a minute—! "

The author has something to say: I have already deeply felt how cold headless is...

感谢在2020-02-1818:18:19~2020-02-1918:27:46期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Shuang'er, Moxibustion, Bcpemc1;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 3 bottles of Mr. Blowing Random Step; 1 bottle of Hidden Dream;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!