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"Congratulations, both of you. From today onwards, you are legal partners. We will submit the relevant documents and materials to the relevant department for stamping, and then send them together with the marriage certificate to your reserved address. I wish you a happy newlywed."

With a smile on their faces, the staff of the Pheromone Management Research Center recited a passage that they had learned by heart during the training in cadence.

In fact, they seldom have the opportunity to say this, because people whose pheromones match more than 90% are really rare.

But today, the match between these two is extremely rare 100%.

This is the first couple he has seen in his three years in the business.

According to the consent form voluntarily signed before the match, as long as the match rate exceeds 90%, it is equivalent to signing a marriage agreement, and the management and research center will arrange a marriage for it for a period of one year.During this year, two people cannot go through divorce procedures.

This seems to be stuck in the empire period. It seems that there are some regulations that do not respect human rights, and I don't know how they were passed.

Yu Yi had no expression on his face. He took the A4-sized matching result report form from the staff, and he didn't feel any joy at all because he was promoted to a married person.Out of politeness, he still said "thank you" in a neutral manner.

Immediately there was a disdainful sneer from the side, Yu Yi didn't turn his head, and completely ignored the people around him.

The staff didn't seem to notice the dissatisfaction with the "newcomers" and the discordant atmosphere between the two, and there was even a hint of imperceptible excitement in their words, "It's the first time I've met you two with such a high degree of matching." , I’m afraid there won’t be many pairs in the whole country.”

"Really?" Yu Yi's voice was calm, but today's other "newcomer" knew that he should be about to explode by now.

Because of this rare data, the excitement of the staff has not subsided, "Yeah, and the two really look like a good match."

The pheromone match was extracted from a large database, and she probably thought that the two of them didn't know each other yet.But it doesn’t matter, since the Management Research Center launched this service, the breakup rate of new couples has been 36.7%, and the divorce rate is only 7.8%. It can be said that the matchmaker business has been carried out very successfully, greatly increasing the marriage rate and birth rate across the country.

Yu Yi didn't know where she came to this conclusion, if it was just because of the data on this piece of paper, it would be too ridiculous.

They have known each other for 28 years, when did they have a good time?If you have to say yes, it is also the unilateral pleasure of one of them.

This is probably the so-called, I am happy to see you unhappy.

Yu Yi stood up and stretched the hem of his suit, this time without even thanking him, he turned and walked out of the gate of the Management Research Center.

"Little fish—"

The silent man who was sitting next to him just now chased after him, put one hand on his shoulder unceremoniously, and swung the A4 paper with the other, "Tsk! 100%, really What a pity!"

Yu Yi couldn't see where he felt a pity at all, stopped and pushed the hands on his shoulders, and said impatiently: "Tan Yan, you'd better not bother me now!"

Otherwise, he can't help but throw the report card in the other party's face.

Tan Yan may not have this idea, but as an alpha, it's really disrespectful to act like this to Omega.

But that doesn't mean you can't challenge each other in other ways.

He tidied himself up for the first time today, at least he looked like a dog, he didn't waste that face in vain, "I don't want to bother you, we are legal partners now, why don't you call your husband to listen? "

Yu Yi gave him the word "roll" without any surprise.

This person can hit his angry point with incomparable precision every time, which is really a skill.

"What are you doing so angry?" Tan Yan folded the paper casually a few times and stuffed it into his pants pocket, "Have a cup of coffee and talk."

Fifteen minutes later, the two sat in a coffee shop on the corner of the street.

It wasn't until this moment that Yu Yi was willing to look at the man in front of him.

Tan Yan was a little different from his impression. Once he shaved his beard and put on a high suit, if he was willing to trim his hair that was too long, he would look like a successful person.

Only the slightly ruffian expression on Yu Yi's face still deserves a beating as always.

"I'm not surprised that you will come to do this match. You always look like you are thousands of miles away. I guess no one will think you are an Omega. No wonder you have no match until now." Tan Yan casually stirred up two Drinking the steaming coffee, there was a faint smile on the face that was considered a bit pissed off.

The clerk in the coffee shop hid behind the counter and looked at them secretly. When Yu Yi found out, he just glanced at them lightly and ignored them.

He had to admit that people like Tan Yan would always attract a lot of attention as long as they looked good.

Yu Yi must use a barrier agent when he goes out. He didn't know that what these shop assistants were discussing behind their backs was actually the question of which of the two alphas that entered the store today was better looking.

"Then what is Mr. Tan doing here today?" Yu Yi looked at him and sneered, "Going out for a walk? By the way, invite my freshly baked legal partner to drink coffee?"

Tan Yan choked, and argued, "I'm forced to be helpless. Are you unhappy being single? Why do you have to find someone to disrupt your rhythm of life?"

Although they had never dealt with them very well, Yu Yi still agreed with Tan Yan's last sentence.

He is used to a person's life, whether it is falling in love or getting married, it will make him feel uncomfortable or even rejected for a long time.He came to do the matching, just to find someone who can deal with his mother. Yu Yi felt that this was not much different from finding a partner.Even if he had to insert someone in, he definitely didn't want that person to be Tan Yan.

There is no him, because he and this person are not compatible, their aura is not compatible, and they are not compatible anywhere. If they stay in the same space for a long time, they will be pissed off.

I believe Tan Yan thinks so too.

"Whether you are forced or voluntary, it has nothing to do with me." Yu Yi tapped his index finger twice on the table, "If your so-called talk is just chatting here, it is a waste of time."

As he spoke, he looked down at his watch, as if there was really something important waiting for him to deal with.

Tan Yan smiled, leaned back on the back of the chair, and showed an extremely relaxed posture, "Anyway, I'm an old friend I've known since I was a child, so it's too heartless to talk like that."

Hehe, who is your friend.

Yu Yi has been very irritable recently, and he doesn't want to beat around the bush and talk nonsense.

"Although the two of us have nothing in common, I believe that you and I are absolutely consistent in our attitude towards this matter." He did not use uncertain words such as "should" and "maybe", because sometimes It's just so helpless, the person you hate the most happens to be the person you know best.

Tan Yan didn't deny it, just like Yu Yi, he just encountered the marriage urging problem that older single youths would encounter.

He raised his eyebrows, "It looks like you've already figured out what to do?"

Yu Yi met his gaze and remained silent without opening his mouth.

"I knew that someone like Xiaoyu, who is as careful as Xiaoyu, must have made plans long ago." At this time, Tan Yan was full of trust in him, but he still did not forget to hurt him in his words.

Yu Yi was too lazy to correct the idioms he used indiscriminately, and he was not going to tell him that he was really confused this time. The so-called plan only started to think after he entered the store and sat down.

"They only stipulate that divorce is not allowed within one year, and they didn't say that we must be together during this year. What happened today, after I go back, I will treat it as if it never happened. You go your way, and I will continue to cross my single-plank bridge. I got divorced after a year, and they had nothing to do with each other. As for my mother and your parents, it is said that there is no suitable match. The data of the management and research center is limited, and it is a normal result that there is no match."

It has to be said that Yu Yi's proposal was perfect, and he even thought about how to deal with the parents, but his crisp tone made Tan Yan inexplicably uncomfortable.

"I'm not that bad, am I?" Tan Yan fiddled with the hair that blocked his sight, looking curious and curious, "There are quite a few people who want to chase me. Judging from your tone, why do you seem to be aggrieved."

Yu Yi really wanted to roll his eyes, but fortunately he still has the burden of being an idol as a CEO, but looking at Tan Yan's eyes, he was saying brightly: What kind of virtue do you have, don't you have any points in your heart?

Tan Yan who didn't get an answer suddenly laughed to himself, maybe he also felt that his sudden thought just now was inexplicable.

So he said jokingly again: "Little fish, why are you still so boring, obviously you were very cute when you were young."

"Mr. Tan, we don't know each other well. It's better for you to call me by my name." Yu Yi pulled his face, and his expressionless face turned colder now.

It's a pity that Tan Yan doesn't know what it means to accept it when you see it, and retorts solemnly: "I've seen you wearing nothing, how can you call it unfamiliar."

"Tan Yan!" Yu Yi was so angry that his ears turned red.

Although he knew that he was talking about his childhood, it was too embarrassing to say it so publicly.

"I don't have time to talk about these old things with you. If you don't want to make trouble at home, just nod and agree." Yu Yi finished speaking, took a sip of coffee, got up and left, "Remember to pay, goodbye."

Then he walked out of the store without looking back.

"Is the big boss really ashamed to be so picky?" Tan Yan complained silently.

In fact, for a moment just now, Tan Yan really had a different idea, because it made Yu Yi feel very uncomfortable.He enjoyed watching Yu Yi jump, just like before.But the price of doing this is that he himself has to endure the other party appearing in his life all the time.Tan Yan thought about this possibility for a while, shivered violently, and threw this unrealistic idea out of his mind.

Both of them thought that as long as they kept this matter under wraps, they would be safe, but they both seemed to have forgotten one very important thing.

——When they were forced to sign the consent form, the reserved address they filled in was their home, not their place of residence.

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Ji Xuanling was reborn in the ninth year of Minghe.

This year, he and the regent were on fire, and the two factions in the court fought fiercely.

But no one knew that the king regent took painstaking efforts to act as a traitor and traitor, in order to clean up the government and the people for him, and earn a Haiyan Heqing.

Ji Xuanling, who has been regretful for six years, sees the emperor's uncle whom he misses so much again, still in a dream, and accidentally does something that cannot be restrained.

But when he woke up the next day, Yun Che slapped him ruthlessly, "Nothing happened last night."

Ji Xuanling said: It's all according to the emperor's uncle.

In my heart: young halal is really spicy!

From this day on, the fledgling young emperor turned back into a clingy person again.

Just as Ji Xuanling, holding the script in his hand, was thinking about how to abduct him back to the palace every day, the regent's stomach was bulging day by day.

Yun Che:? ? ?

Ji Xuanling:! ! !

The right chancellor who is devoutly thinking about it every day: "Your Majesty, the regent's wolfish ambitions are becoming less and less important to you, so we must get rid of it!"

Ji Xuanling: It doesn't matter, as long as Xiaoqing puts me at ease.

The right minister who knew the truth afterward: ...I worked hard for His Majesty's country, but you guys kept secrets behind your back. After all these years, you paid by mistake!

*Having a child in the next year, dual perspectives focus on the main attack

* Gongshou is not related by blood

*Emotional flow, tricks and so on, just look at it casually