Scumbag Petitioner [Transmigration Book]

Fortunately, Tang Kele's beautiful housekeeper and the official staff of Qinglang Farm were also in the live broadcast room, and immediately recognized that the person who had taken off his suit jacket and was lying on the sofa humming a little song was Tang Kele's colleague Fan Er.

Fan Er didn't seem to realize that the live broadcasting mobile phone was on on the coffee table at this moment. He sat up straight, pulled his tie and yawned again, and said to himself: "Spring is tired and autumn is tired, this autumn is so exhausting." It's almost over, why am I still so tired? It must be because I have worked too hard recently, and I am reluctant to touch fish. My work is really interesting, and the most important thing is that I can still meet all kinds of beautiful girls. Hey When I mention Miss Sister, my heart ah!"

Fan Er talked to himself for a while, then got up from the sofa and stood up again. Just when the audience in the live broadcast room thought that Fan Er was going to leave, they saw Fan Er smiling wildly into the air Laughing, then the wall thumped a ball of air, and said to the air very domineeringly: "Miss sister, I have liked you for a long time, can you... hey... no! I'm so shy! Why am I so innocent now? How can you flirt without me, Brother Gu? You're too shy!"

After Fan Er shyly left, the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded.

Loach is not the son of catfish: Is this Fan Er stimulated by something?

Cotton Candy: Probably not, it's just because I've been single for too long.

Diamond Star Sea: Then Lele in our family is still normal.

Marshmallow: Jimei, because our Lele is a dog, and dogs are not afraid of being single.

Passing by to buy a candy: Are fans so cruel to their anchors now?Hahaha!

Following a passer-by's words, the live broadcast room became lively again. Just as the fans continued to dig into Tang Kele, Gu Xuanlang and Lang Qinghe walked in one after the other from the outside.

Gu Xuanlang and Lang Qinghe often appear in Tang Kele's live broadcast, and they also have a dedicated video account, everyone knows them, and now they see Gu Xuanlang and his wife sitting on the sofa one after another, they no longer discuss the previous topic, One by one, they began to secretly observe the couple on the sofa.

However, Gu Xuanlang, who was sitting on the sofa and kept peeking at Lang Qinghe like a child who made a mistake, naturally did not notice the mobile phone on the coffee table, he secretly grabbed Lang Qinghe's hand as if to please, "Ah , your hands are so cold, it was obviously very hot just now, Qinghe, let your brother cover it for you."

"Hmph!" Lang Qinghe glanced at Gu Xuanlang, but he was not willing to take back his hand after all. At the same time, he blushed again when he thought of the scene where the two of them were in a difficult situation in the office but were almost bumped into by the staff. He opened his mouth and began to complain, "Brother Xuanlang, next time the two of us can't make out in the office again, how bad it is to be bumped into by them? Do I want to lose face?"

"I forgot to lock the door this time. I won't do it next time. Hey, Qinghe." Gu Xuanlang watched pitifully as Lang Qinghe withdrew his hand. Fengdao: "Yes, yes, I will pay attention next time, and I will try my best to control myself in the future, Qinghe, give me your hand!"

Hearing Gu Xuanlang's assurance, Lang Qinghe stretched out his hand again, but he didn't expect that Gu Xuanlang would grab his hand and bring him into his arms with a little force. Lang Qinghe was a little panicked. Get up from Gu Xuanlang's arms, "Brother Xuanlang, what about your promise just now?"

"I, I didn't do anything, Qinghe, don't move, I really can't guarantee if I will continue what I didn't finish just now." The people inside immediately calmed down, he raised the corners of his lips and bit Lang Qinghe's earlobe, "You are so good, Qinghe, you really don't know how good you are, every time I see you, I will..."

"Shut up." Lang Qinghe got up from Gu Xuanlang's arms and covered Gu Xuanlang's mouth with his hands. Under Gu Xuanlang's obedient gaze, he got up and kissed Gu Xuanlang's handsome eyebrows, "Daddy Liar, you lie to me every time, get off work early tonight, go home early and finish your meal early, finish what you didn't finish just now, and save you from complaining that I treated you harshly."

"Hey, baby, you're so kind!" Gu Xuanlang took another bite of Lang Qinghe's cheek as he spoke, completely oblivious to the barrage that was already boiling.

Marshmallow: Ahhh, I finally know why Fan Er is crazy, this couple is too sweet!This is a fatal blow to a single dog!

Sweet Orange: It's good that Fan Er is alive. I withdraw my contempt for him just now. This kid is quite pitiful.

Loach is not the son of catfish: err, what kind of fairy love is this, so much.

Passing by to buy a candy: Am I the only one wondering what they're going to continue with? 【blush jpg.】

Diamond Star Sea: This devil's perspective can't be explained in detail, Coke, come back quickly, I want to be clearer!

Tang Kele seemed to feel everyone's call, and happily entered the room with a fruit plate in his hand, and saw Gu Xuanlang and Lang Qinghe who were embracing each other. Afterwards, he walked in very naturally, and gave a low-pitched laugh, "What are you two up to? Showing affection in my live broadcast, aren't you afraid of making everyone angry?"

"What? What? Live broadcast?" Lang Qinghe looked at Gu Xuanlang in surprise, and only saw the mobile phone on the coffee table under the hint of Tang Kele's eyes. My family, Gu Xuanlang, was so close that I lost my embarrassment on the Internet!

On the other hand, Gu Xuanlang was much calmer than Lang Qinghe. He and Lang Qinghe were kissing each other and did not do other restricted things. There was nothing to be afraid of. He smiled and comforted Lang Qinghe a few times, and then turned to the camera He said hello, "Good afternoon everyone, I really didn't expect that we would meet in this way, hahaha."

Sweet Orange: Good afternoon, Boss Gu, tell your darling not to be shy, we are really satisfied as your cp fans!

Marshmallow: Yeah, yeah, this candy is so sweet.

Feifeifei: In fact, we are still a little bit disappointed. If Coke hadn’t come back, we might have seen more!

……

Gu Xuanlang replied to a few barrages with a smile, and pulled his own Lang Qinghe to his side to watch the barrages together. Lang Qinghe was not so embarrassed when he saw the barrages clearly, and he also followed Gu Xuanlang's example The appearance replied to the barrage.

On the other hand, Tang Kele seized this opportunity very wisely. When his live broadcast room was successfully listed on the home page, he kept Gu Xuanlang and Lang Qinghe and continued to advertise the farm, "Speaking of sweetness , the Kyoho grapes on our farm are also very sweet! I just went out to pick grapes in the vineyard. Our vineyard is still being repaired, so it’s not convenient for everyone to see, but our fruit can still be shown for everyone to see. clatter!"

"This grape is grown in the vineyard of our farm. It is a pure natural organic fruit without spraying or chemical fertilizers. This is a new variety I bought in country r. It can bear good fruit even at the end of autumn. It is big The flesh is firm and there are no seeds yet, come and take a look." Gu Xuanlang brought the fruit plate under the camera so that everyone can see it more clearly.

The Kyoho grapes under the lens are much larger than other Kyoho grapes on the market. The fruit is dark purple, only a little smaller than the ping-pong ball in Tang Kele’s hands. They are crowded together with water droplets hanging on them. It was just taken off.

A grape was separated from the middle by a knife, and the grape juice flowed out instantly, but the pulp did not collapse in the plate like other grapes, but was firm and firm like a fruit, and could be cut several times.

"Ah, no, I can't help it anymore. I want to eat one." Tang Kele grabbed a grape and stuffed it into his mouth. After chewing two bites, he narrowed his eyes and urged Lang Qinghe and Gu Xuanlang, " Boss Qinghe, eat quickly, these grapes are really delicious, the grapes are rich in flavor and juicy, I should pick more."

After Tang Kele said this, the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded again, and people began to ask for links to buy, and some viewers began to tip.

In particular, a viewer named "A Thousand Gold Buys a Smile", with the coolest special effects on the whole live broadcast network, brushed the most expensive gift for Tang Kele in the live broadcast room, which made Tang Kele couldn't stop thanking him for a while.

"Ke Le, who is this thousand dollars for a smile? Why are you so willing to spend money?" Gu Xuanlang used Lang Qinghe's mobile phone to communicate with Tang Kele, then used his mobile phone to click on the personal homepage of the local tyrant, and found Very low-key, nothing is written except for the personal gender.

Tang Kele shook his head, and replied with his mobile phone: "I don't know, this Qianjin brother only came two months ago, I didn't expect to be ranked first in my live broadcast room that night, and there have been no gifts for these two months." Intermittently, I suspect that he is in love with me, hahahaha."

"Oh, good and evil are mixed up on the Internet, we are grateful, but don't do anything outrageous for him, after all, you are getting more and more popular now, you have to be careful." Gu Xuanlang looked at Lang Qinghe's eyes Under the hint, write down the worries of the two of them.

Tang Kele smiled immediately after seeing it, "Ann! I know, don't worry!"

The audience in the live broadcast room didn't know the conversation between Tang Kele and Gu Xuanlang, they just kept lamenting the financial resources of a thousand dollars to buy a smile, and it was so lively for a while, of course, it also started to be mixed with other bad remarks.

Big squirrel doing justice for the sky: How does this anchor named Coke do this?Eating something seems like you haven't eaten it in hundreds of lifetimes. As for being so exaggerated?

Big Squirrel: But I heard that this anchor was an orphan when he was a child, and his living environment dictated it, so it’s no wonder he was like this, haha.

Xiaohe's New Feather: Heh, what happened to the orphan?Have you had your meal?Did you drink your water?The mental hospital can't hold you anymore?Really no quality! !

Xiao Lang's new armor: With your quality, you are not even worthy of being a human being. What ability do you have to laugh at us?Ladies and gentlemen, please report and block the account of that big rat.

Marshmallow: Top!We know what kind of cola we are, if you dare to hack him here, I will make your account no longer available!

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Tang Kele saw Lang Qinghe and Gu Xuanlang's bullet screens defending himself, and he hurriedly stopped Lang Qinghe and Gu Xuanlang who were confronting Heizi, "Qinghe, boss, don't get angry, this Heizi has been blackmailing me since last month, and he will come back tomorrow after reporting it, so just ignore him, considering the money I make, those remarks are nothing at all."

"There are many people who are popular, but we can't just watch you being bullied." Lang Qinghe stopped typing quickly, and looked at Tang Kele very distressed, "You haven't found your big brother yet, in case you What should I do if my big brother happened to be in the live broadcast room, and was misled by black material to have a prejudice against you?"

"Ah? Hahahahahaha! Qinghe, your mind is connected to the stars and the sea!" Tang Kele seemed not to be affected by what happened just now, he laughed heartlessly, and then put his hands on Lang Qinghe shoulder, "If he can really have prejudice against me because of other people's words, then I would rather never see him again, and then I will fall in love with the rich brother Mianji in our live broadcast room, hahaha."

Long ago, Gu Xuanlang had heard his family Lang Qinghe mention Tang Kele's past, and he was always on the lookout for a man surnamed Hua, but he never found it. Now he felt a little sympathetic through Tang Kele's jokes.

He casually removed Tang Kele's hand that was on Lang Qinghe's shoulder, and then called Fan Er, asking him to find a hacker to find out the specific information of Hei Zi, intending to warn that Hei Zi, it was not someone like him It can be hacked, but the result of the final investigation made him doubt his life.

The author has something to say: After reading everyone’s answers today, I found that only one of my friends got the right answer. In fact, there is no right or wrong. Let's do it again!very simple kind~

Today's follow-up question and answer: (there is one and only one answer, until the next day's update 15')

Which one is Heikele?

A: Kobayashi who has been dying

B: Little Potato Chips Who Want to Benefit Readers

C: Ke Le's peer competitor

D: Lao Yue's older brother Lao Lao Yue