As a scholar

Yu Kan put his claws down and forgot.

He drank too much to sleep, and when he woke up, he would choose to forget what embarrassing things he had done in the morning, his head didn't hurt, and he felt refreshed, except for a little smell of alcohol on his body.

Still woke up from the old sofa in Xu Xun's room.

He rarely climbed onto Xu Xun's bed.

Because of Xu Zi's obsession with cleanliness, when he was a child, many children would show their faces wherever they went, but Xu Zi can always be the cleanest one among a bunch of little kids.

But he would spend the night in Xu Zun's room, usually because he came home too late, or he was injured outside and dared not be seen by his grandparents, or he forgot to bring the key.The remaining three-tenths may be playing games at Xu Xun's place, and they are too lazy to go there at night.

Every time the former came back, Xu Xun was able to draw a space for him in the room because of the face of having known him for more than ten years.

Then again, he doesn't stay here much.

It was only when Yu Kan went out that he saw the trolley downstairs that he remembered that he had been transported back, and he dragged the trolley back the same way early in the morning.

Yu Lu and Yu Qiyuan were as busy as they described. They left Yandu at four or five in the morning and returned to Jiangcheng by car.

After returning the cart, Yu Kan bought two big bags of breakfast, hung one bag at the door of Xu Zi's house, and took one bag home.

Xu Zun didn't sleep well, and woke up three times in one night. He dragged Yu Kan in and threw him into the bathroom, only to realize that this idiot can't take a bath, so he pulled him out again to get a towel to wipe.

Yu Kan's alcoholism is unpredictable, as if he suddenly remembered that he was drunk and then made a symbolic performance, shouting about his brother for a lifetime and then fucking fell asleep, completely losing the ability to take care of himself.

His arms and legs were so lifeless they drooped straight down that he would have been a doll if he hadn't been breathing.

Very heavy.

After changing his clothes, Xu Xun deliberately found out his mother's weighing scale, put it in the baby bowl that his mother used to bathe him when he was a child, and put Yu Kan in it.

Like weighing pork.

Then he came to a conclusion: Yu Kan really fucking gained another ten catties.

Maybe after the sleeping point, Xu Xun was exhausted, but he was sober, and fell asleep after lying on the bed for an hour.

Yu Kan's silhouette appeared countless times in his bizarre dreams.

Those things that happened or didn’t happen in reality were cut into countless small messy pieces, and then spliced ​​together illogically. He dreamed that six-year-old Yu Kan was standing downstairs in his house with a Kodak duck in his arms, saying : "I'm going to Jiangcheng."

After a while, I dreamed that 15-year-old Yu Kan was standing downstairs in his house with injuries all over his body, singing.

Then the dream extended to Yu Kan, who was 20, 30, and 50 years old. Every time he woke up during the period, he had more than ten seconds of waking time. He would look over to the sofa and fall back into the dream.

The result of not sleeping well is waking up with a headache in the morning.

Xu Xun went downstairs with his toothbrush in his mouth, and glanced at the extra bag of breakfast on the dining table.

My mother brought it in when she went to work in the morning.

He looked at it for a while, then opened the door, and saw that the cart from last night was gone.

Xu Zun walked back upstairs with no expression on his face, the irritability caused by not sleeping well made him walk very noisy.

"Boom blah blah..."

"Boom!"

After Xu Zun washed his face, he closed his eyes, and suddenly happiness came to his heart.

His dream may be fulfilling Yu Kan's lifelong vow to be a good brother who insisted on shouting all night.

Stupid or not?

Xu Xi walked around the house twice, ate his breakfast, and went upstairs to finish his homework for this week.

The bookshelf was next to the desk and the coat rack. He dug out his homework and took out the kitchen knife that was under the textbook, intending to pack it up and throw it away.

It always feels like something is not right.

Xu Zun walked to the door, turned around again, saw the bookshelf from the desk: "..."

He walked to the bookshelf and touched the row of books above, knowing where the strange feeling came from.

This bookshelf has two rows that are not often used, one row is for famous books that have been read many times, and the other row is for various dictionaries. There are many rolled up test papers between these two rows. The thickness of the coin.

Now there are two volumes missing from these volumes.

Yu Kan's message only said that he bought breakfast and hung it at the door.

Xu Zi recalled Yu Kan half-jokingly said "resign tomorrow, go back and study hard".

Then there are two volumes missing.

Xu Zi picked up the phone, and stopped after typing two words: "..."

what?Are you resigning?Have you decided to study hard?

Xu Zun paused for a long time, and then deleted the words he just typed one by one.

In the new week, people who entered the classroom yawned one after another.

Students who are late are often the most on Mondays, and the head teachers of each class have the strictest control on Mondays, and teachers can be seen walking around everywhere.

When it came to class three, the head teacher never showed up until the morning reading began.

Two people were late for their class, the least on this floor.

The two boys who entered the door came in yawning, and when they saw the person sitting behind the podium, they immediately swallowed their yawns: "...Brother Yu."

Yu Kan glanced at them both, and made two crosses on the form.

"Late leapfrog, be more conscious." Yu Kan said.

"Pfft." The third class of Li immediately lowered their heads.

The faces of the two boys were green.

These class rules for the third class of management were formulated together in the class meeting after the class leader took office. The reward and punishment measures were all put forward by the students in the class, and then voted for.

If you are late, you have to leapfrog, and jump around the circle of the upper 8.

I won't say whether I'm tired or not, but I may never want to be late again when I come back after a dance.

After formulating this set of class rules, Ouyang and the class committee still had to grind the above conditions. There were a few days in between, and Yu Kan was always late and absent from class, so even if they heard that the class rules will be implemented today, some people still think that this class Regulations are useless.

Until Yu Kan sat here and asked the two of them to circle around the last 8 circles.

"Ban..." the boy said.

Yu Kan interrupted him: "Call the squad leader to punish me for copying."

Two boys: "..."

The two of them jumped out from the front door. Since the two of them went out, the third class of Li had been almost laughing.

While the other classes were reading in the morning, they could see something suddenly jumping past the door.

"I just saw someone jump over it, it's probably as high as your desk!"

"...Are you from Class Three?"

"Yes, two boys from Class Three."

These students were so excited to watch the excitement for a while, they didn't notice the thoughtful eyes of their own head teacher.

"Homework, homework." Jiang Chao quietly stretched out his evil little hand, and pulled out a few papers from Xu Zun's desk.

Xu Xun's homework is always a "best seller" in the class. They don't have to copy it, but they always like to check the answers with him in advance.

Jiang Chao, as the same table, has the right to get the moon first, and he is very happy.

He finished flipping through refreshedly, and was surprised that two sheets were missing: "God of learning, what about mathematics and biology?"

Yu Kan got off the podium and passed by them.

Xu Zi touched him.

Yu Kan looked over.

"Have you finished reading the paper?" Xu Zun asked.

Jiang Chao followed and saw Yu Kan, with a shocked expression on his face: "What do you mean? Brother Yu, is the paper with you?"

"It's here with me." Yu Kan understood, he sat close to each other, pressed on the messy things on the table, pulled out two papers from the bottom and put them on Xu Xun's table.

Jiang Chao: "What are you doing with Xu Zun's paper? It scared me."

"Copy." Yu Kan said casually.

Jiang Chao nodded: "I know, I know, I was just scared."

The corner of Xu Zun's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help asking Jiang Chao: "Do you believe everything others say?"

"Am I stupid?" Jiang Chao said, "I won't believe the answer if he says he took it."

"..." Xu Zun turned his head and saw Yu Kan scribbling and drawing on the Chinese textbook. He wrote it with a red pen, and Chen Xiang laughed madly beside him: "Young and strong don't lose weight, and hang on to the southeast branch... Boss, you don't need to lose weight! Aunt Wang's body is not desirable!"

Wang Boyang was called out suddenly, his back stiffened suddenly, and he looked back inexplicably: "Who? Who is talking about you, Grandpa Wang!"

Yu Kan glanced at Xu Zi: "Oh, some people say I'm too fat."

"You have gained muscle, and you are healthy and heavy!" Chen Xiang saw Xu Xun, his eyes accidentally met, and suddenly he was blessed, "Xue Shen thinks you are fat?"

Yu Kan said "ah", without saying yes or no.

Chen Xiang's gaze was a bit intriguing.

After meeting Xu Zi this week, Chen Xiang looked like this.

Xu Xi didn't care much, with a coffin face spread out, he wouldn't ask if Chen Xiang didn't take the initiative to tease things.

Ouyang only came here once today, and this time he was looking for Yu Kan and Chen Xiang to talk about the cultural performance.

Their class is going to have a show.

"Why don't you two go up and show your hand?" Ouyang He held a water bottle and stroked his white hair that had appeared in a short time.

"Then why don't you go up and show your hand?" Yu Kan knocked on the table and pushed the words back.

As a physical education teacher, Ouyang He was also confused: "What am I going to perform? Am I going to play basketball?"

Chen Xiang leaned against the railing and started laughing.

"Let's play a drama." Yu Kan gave a suggestion, "There are a lot of participants in the drama, and the whole class can come in handy."

"That's fine," Ouyang He thought thoughtfully, "then this task will be handed over to..."

"Lin Beibei." Yu Kan quickly interrupted Ouyang He's words, "Lin Beibei belongs to the school drama club, and is also a cultural and entertainment committee..."

Ouyang He: "..."

He suddenly wanted to go back to the previous sentence, and seriously asked if the reason for recommending the drama was not because he had found someone who would make trouble?

Starting this week, Xu Xi and Yu Kan will also move into the dormitory.

Inside Yu Kan's dormitory were Chen Xiang, Tang Bohu and Liang Wen, all from the same class, and they were all in the dormitory when the luggage was moved there.

At this time, there is still a while before school ends.

Chen Xiang helped Yu Kan bring things up together, and some big and small bags, and put them in the 527 dormitory diagonally opposite.

Tang Bohu and Liang Wen looked at each other and said, "Fat boy, I never thought that Xueshen has such a relationship with Brother Yu!"

Liang Wen was the first person to see Xu Zun climb over the wall that day.

"Shocked?" Chen Xiang said, "I watched Xueshen for a day today, and I can't imagine that such a person came here in the same class as Brother Yu's Kindergarten until now!"

"I can't imagine." Liang Wen recalled the way that man climbed over the wall neatly, and he let out a long sigh, "You didn't see how he climbed over the wall, he just flew down, cold-faced archangel..."

Yu Kan pressed the mattress and went to the bathroom to wash his hands.

He has known Xu Zun for too long, and when they first met, he felt like a canary, an archangel, something with a holy light...

Yu Kan: "Aren't angels without clothes?"