As a scholar

Yu Kan entered the classroom with his waist supported the next day.

The squad leader is injured and cannot be on duty recently.

Jiang Chao, the sports committee, finally felt for once what is meant by the greatest power other than the squad leader. He sat on the podium early in the morning, staring at the door.

"One more minute." Jiang Chao looked at the time, "Why are the people in your dormitory, Frog, always late!"

In the end, the man got stuck and rushed in, and rushed back to his seat panting: "Brother Yu! I'm not late!"

Yu Kan happened to be looking at his watch and said, "You're not late, I saw it."

"Ah! Why are you behind!" The man turned around suddenly, and saw Yu Kan, who was lying on the table and looking at his watch, with a duck stuck around his neck.

"Today's replacement is your lovely sports committee." Jiang Chao returned to his seat, still regretting, "What's wrong, is my sense of existence so humble?"

The man seemed to pay more attention to Yu Kan: "What's wrong with Brother Yu?"

Jiang Chao shouted: "I'm hurt!"

"Why are you hurt? Really hurt?" He was a little suspicious.

"It really hurts." Yu Kan glanced at Xu Zi several times.

Xu Zun just turned around, glanced at him calmly, and quickly moved his gaze away.

Yu Kan just laughed.

"Boss, do your eyes hurt?" Chen Xiang glanced at it while copying homework, but couldn't quite understand it.

"What do you know?" Yu Kan was very happy, as if he had won something, "Hurry up and finish your homework."

"...Fuck." Chen Xiang wanted to scold but couldn't scold. At that time, he chose Yu Kan as the class monitor. Apart from thinking it was cool, he actually had some selfish motives.The class monitor is Yu Kan, and there is a back door for skipping classes and failing to hand in homework, right?

Who knew that Yu Kan, the squad leader, was quite a fool, but he had a lot to do.

He, as the deskmate of the current monitor, his every move is exposed under the monitor's eyes. He never arrives late or leaves early, and still has to hand in homework on time?

"How do you feel now?" Yu Kan suddenly touched him.

Chen Xiang was still immersed in grief and indignation and did not recover: "Ah?"

Yu Kan said: "The squad leader is covering you, how does it feel?"

"...Boss, you are going too far." Chen Xiang spread his hands, implying strongly, "Look, don't you know how Huzi and the others laugh at me!"

"I don't know." Yu Kan was very unreasonable, "I have come here to copy two answers, and I have wronged you to death."

In fact, Chen Xiang only came for one semester. He may not be in the science class in the next semester. He is looking forward to the next semester, and he will not be here in the next semester. His family let him sit here and experience the atmosphere of the cultural class. See if you can salvage it.

Chen Xiang always felt that his family members were dreaming, and for this reason, he always felt that he and Yu Kan had the same disease.

"Dreams are so beautiful that they are just like me." Yu Kan was full of dignity that you can't afford for a literary youth like me.

Chen Xiang: "It's the same, I don't want to study science either!"

"Different."

Chen Xiang gave up arguing on this issue, and yelled at the back of Yu Kan's head and sang: "We are different!"

Yu Kan was startled, and slapped him on the head: "Are you going to die?"

Chen Xiang hugged his head: "I learned from you! It's different, it's different..."

The students at the front desk and the group next door started laughing, Jiang Chao laughed the loudest, his voice sounded like a hundred male ducks calling, even Xu Zun's shoulders shook, he picked up the textbook with his backhand and patted it: " Don't make noise."

Yu Kan didn't laugh at Jiang Chao with others, he patted Chen Xiang again: "Got it?"

Chen Xiang didn't feel comfortable copying homework, he found that Yu Kan glanced at Xu Zi and patted him, a little hairy, saw an invisible food chain, and wanted to ask, "Boss, are you cowardly, can you not talk to that person directly! "

Whoever is so close can definitely hear them talking.

Yu Kan licked his lips, looked at Xu Wei, but said to Chen Xiang: "You are very close to the monitor, so the monitor asked you to do your homework, you don't want to do it but you still do it because you know the monitor is doing it for your own good, even though you still Very upset."

"So you wrote it but you still have to complain. Maybe you are still scolding me in your heart but you are still writing."

"Then you find that scolding me in your heart doesn't work, so you have to complain and use your actions to show that you are reluctant now."

"But in your heart, that is, in your heart, you actually agree with this monitor's approach. You are very grateful that I didn't give up on you because you look very similar to trisomy 21..."

"This feeling, understand?"

Chen Xiang had to stop writing and think for a moment: "...Boss, what kind of 21 disease did you talk about?"

Yu Kan said: "Trisomy 21."

Xu Zi moved a little.

Yu Kan immediately stepped on the floor, holding up the duck, ready to run at any time.

Xu Xun just took another book from the drawer, a green leather vocabulary book a little bigger than a palm, and he wanted to recite vocabulary.

Gee.

I was scared to death.

Yu Kan felt the tension in his calves loosen, stepped on the floor uncomfortably, and then sat back.He was still staring at it from the corner of his eye, and saw Xu Zun move again, the movement was so subtle that it was just a little finger clasping the palm of his hand!

Play tricks!

Yu Kan backed away quickly, and the green leather word book flew onto his desk.

Chen Xiang exclaimed: "Hey!"

Yu Kan glanced at him, then looked at Xu Wei, Xu Wei raised his thumb, then pointed at him, mouthing and said: "Wait."

Yu Kan couldn't help but laugh, wondering if it was because he teased Xu Xun again.

Chen Xiang felt that he was being used, such as the squad leader and 21 syndrome, and he just found out that the word seemed to mean brain damage, so he was speechless.In addition, he did his homework just because he couldn't beat Yu Kan.

After morning reading, Xu Zi went downstairs to the canteen. When he came up, he brought a plastic bag, put it on Yu Kan's table, and brought out a bottle of iced water.

"Open the clothes and let me have a look." Xu Xi said.

Yu Kan turned his head, pressed his fingers against the edge of the clothes and pulled them up, revealing a small triangular piece of skin, which was a little red and purple, and then the clothes were covered.

"Oh!" The passing girl sighed.

Several people looked over immediately.

The girl quickly waved her hands and smiled, and ran away.

"It hurts?" Xu Zi stared at the piece that was raised just now.

Yu Kan smiled: "What do you say?"

He lowered his head and rummaged through the bag, and found two ointments, a towel, white flower oil, and two packs of vegetarian hair belly.

"Yes." Xu Xi said, still sighed calmly, squatted down on the edge of Yu Kan's seat, rolled up ice water with a towel, rolled up his clothes and stuffed it in.

Yu Kan moved forward to hide, but was pulled back by his stomach.

Xu Zun touched the ice water for a while, it was cold and wet, and stuck to Yu Kan's abdomen through the thin material of the school uniform. Yu Kan lowered his head and took a quick look at him, suddenly feeling a little sorry.

"It doesn't really hurt." Yu Kan pressed his clothes, "I coaxed you to play."

A moment of silence.

"Oh." Xu Zun didn't look up.

Don't blame him.

Yu Kan's heart relaxes, this relaxation is terrible, and his brain is also pumped.

He said, "Get up, my concubine."

Xu Xun: "..."

Yu Kan: "..."

Yes, it would be too much for him not to be beaten!

How to do?

Where should I protect first?

Xu Zun still pressed his hand on the bottle, and Yu Kan still maintained the posture he had just finished speaking.

In the stalemate, Chen Xiang finally finished copying the homework of the last subject, and sighed: "I finally got it done!"

"What are you two doing?" Chen Xiang poked his head out and saw it before Xu Xi's hand was retracted, "I! Fuck! Why are you so good at hair these days? I'm so envious! Xue Shen, look at it Am I qualified enough to be your half-babe! The kind to beat me up casually!"

"Get out." Yu Kan kicked, "Dream."

Xu Zi also returned to his seat.

Neither of them noticed how much Chen Xiang's voice turned his head back.

Before anyone knew it, the fact that the school bully and the school god were young made a big splash on the forum.

Maybe the 26th middle school is really not easy to take the exam, and it is far away from the city center. The students who were in junior high school and primary school with them are either in the opposite school, or they are not in Yandu at all. The remaining few people who know each other are not familiar with them , and no one brought it up.

The main reason is that these two people didn't meet each other in the first year of high school, so it doesn't look like they are in the same class now.

- is it hammered

- Hammered, I personally admitted it!

- An unknown soldier in the third class of Benli, heard the following conversation today, the school bully was injured, and then Xueshen bought him medicine, and coaxed him to say it didn't hurt!

-Similarly, the unknown pawn in Class [-], upstairs, why didn't I see it?I saw Xue Shen squatting next to the class monitor, as if he even picked up his clothes!

-I'm in the fourth class next door, I want to get into the third class!I don't do anything, just give me a corner to watch!

- Is it crooked?Isn't this a discussion of whether they are children?Why do I sound weird!

……

Chen Xiang kept seeing the last one, tapped the screen to say the last sentence, and then hurriedly put away the phone.

English teacher Ruan Min checked her homework and just walked in front of their table. After her pregnancy, the English teacher’s shoes were all replaced with soft-soled flat shoes, and there was no sound at all when she walked.Chen Xiang waited for her to pass with his back tensed, forgetting to wake Yu Kan up.

When he realized it, Ruan Min had already arrived.

Ruan Min took a red pen and poked Yu Kan: "Squad leader."

Yu Kan didn't respond.

He still has a Kodak duck stuck around his neck, very arrogant.

Chen Xiang immediately remedied: "Teacher, the squad leader is sick and not feeling well!"

Ruan Min glanced at him with a smile, obviously not believing it.

Chen Xiang looked at the teacher innocently, unable to help.

Although Ruan Min looked gentle, he was quick to punish people, and Yu Kan couldn't avoid copying the text this time.

It's very fake, no one can predict that they will be injured, and bring pillows into the classroom.

Xu Zi also thought so.

At this time, it would be a fool to excuse Yu Kan.

Look at that dumb duck, just that dumb duck.

That idiot Yu Kan likes this kind of stupid duck, and this thing can be called a school bully.

"Teacher." Despite all kinds of contempt, Xu Zi still spoke.

People were hit by him.

There's a big bruise on my waist.

He saw it with his own eyes.

For a person like Yu Kan who is afraid of pain and dying, this is considered a serious injury.

Rounding off the disability.

Isn't it sick?

Xu Zi looked at Ruan Min calmly: "He is really sick, very serious, you can smell the smell of medicine."

"That's it." Ruan Min rubbed his stomach subconsciously and smiled gently, "No need, the teacher trusts you."