As a scholar

"Are you going to the opposite side? I've already cooked the meal, do you want to bring it to the other side?" Aunt Qiu said.

"No, I'll go home." Xu Xi confirmed that Auntie Qiu had cooked dinner, hung up the phone after saying a few words, and shook the phone from Yu Kan, "Should I ask my mother to go to grandma after eating?"

"Yeah." Yu Kan didn't force it.

Grandma squeezed Yu Kan's chin and shook it from side to side: "Open your mouth, let me see what you picked up outside to eat?"

Yu Kan opened his mouth and spoke indistinctly: "He——"

Grandpa took a sip of soup by the side: "Didn't you always say that being able to eat is a blessing, how can he grow up so big if he doesn't pick things up and eat by himself."

"What I usually pick up is my business," the grandma pressed her fingers on Yu Kan's teeth and let go, "Yesterday, the grandson of Mrs. Chen next door bought some radish cakes in the street next door. Stomach all night, Mrs. Chen and I went to find someone today, do you know how to drip?"

Yu Kan clutched his cheeks, thinking that luckily he resisted the glutton on the way and didn't touch that shop's radish cakes, but on the way back they saw a seller of radish cakes, shirtless pushing a cart.

"The oil in his house is not clean." Grandpa said.

"That's right." Grandma clapped her hands, "That guy doesn't know where the whole oil is, if he swallows it, he will have a stomachache."

Grandpa went on to drink the soup: "It's unclean."

But grandma didn't continue to talk about this topic, she suddenly walked up to grandpa: "How do you know?"

Grandpa was so scared that he vomited the soup back.

Yu Kan sat across from him and stared straight at it, then shouted in disgust, "Ah, grandpa—"

"What are you shouting for? This is all I have left." Grandpa put down the bowl to eat, while hiding from others, "How can I know, I just heard you say I guessed and I didn't eat..."

Yu Kan was happy, every time grandpa did something secretly and was caught by grandma, it was always this kind of rhetoric.

Sure enough, grandma didn't believe it at all: "I said why you kept running to the toilet yesterday, and why did you say that I snatched your quilt and made you catch a cold!"

Yu Kan laughed for a while and said, "Otherwise, one bed per person is fine."

"Bad kids." Grandpa said, "You might as well say that each person has a room."

After eating, Yu Kan went to the utility room to drag the mahjong table out and put it in the living room, and took one of the mahjong pieces to wash.

The mahjong table used to be placed casually on the balcony or in a corner of the living room. It is very convenient for grandparents to fold it, but my parents don’t like these indecent things at home, so every time he comes, grandparents will Put away the mahjong table, mahjong pieces, and playing cards in advance.

The last time my parents came back from here was at the beginning of the month.

This time, my mother didn't tell her grandparents about her illness, so he went to Jiangcheng secretly.

But such a big child ran away as soon as he said it, and there was still a week of school, which old man could not be careful, but he didn't listen to them after returning home.

Yu Kan knew that his grandparents probably knew where he had gone.

Every time my parents said they wanted to take him back, my grandparents scolded him fiercely, but they never stopped him.When Yu Kan said he couldn't leave, Grandpa said that you can just hang on.

There was an inexplicable feeling in Yu Kan's heart.

It seems like I said to my grandma when I was acting like a baby when I was young: "I want my father to come once, my mother to come once, take turns or come together, don't make me look like a poor little boy."

Grandma laughed at him while kneading the dough: "How pitiful is Xiao Kan, who doesn't say that Xiao Kan is the happiest little Fuwa on this street."

While washing and washing, I found a mahjong piece with a corner knocked off. This thing has been stored for many years, and Yu Kan stole it out and buried it in the sand before.

"Have you finished washing?" Grandma came in and asked.

Yu Kan hid the broken horn in it: "Okay, just wipe it with a towel."

Grandma took the towel and walked to him: "Go outside and play with Xi Xi, I'll wipe it."

"He's here." Yu Kan looked down at grandma, smiled and said, "Let him clean it."

"You child!" Grandma slapped him behind the back.

"Yes." Xu Zi said.

When Xu Xi entered the door, he carried a big bag of things, carried it upstairs and threw it on Yu Kan's desk, where rolls of white test papers instantly covered the entire desk.

Yu Kan squeezed her eyes together: "... so much, did you bring some private goods?"

"No need, your parents have found all the textbooks they could find in the past three years." Xu Zi sat down on his bed, stood up as soon as his buttocks touched him, and pulled out a duck brain from his quilt, "... How many ducks do you have?"

"Just two." Yu Kan took it from him and threw it to the corner of the bed, "I'll move the chair for you."

Xu Zun refused: "You write it yourself, I'll lie down for a while."

"Are you sleepy?" Yu Kan flipped through the test papers on the table, reluctantly.

"Sleepy, very sleepy." Xu Xi took a caterpillar pillow from the closet, threw it on the bed, and then lay on his stomach, with his back facing Yu Kan, without any spirit of sharing weal and woe, "Call me when you're done."

Yu Kan snapped his fingers loudly: "It will be done in 10 minutes."

"..." Xu Zun responded with a silent figure from behind.

Aunt Zhao always cooks a lot on Fridays, and Xu Xun is so full that she almost spits out the last mouthful of soup, and gets sleepy after eating too much.

After laying down for a while, my stomach was pressed and felt uncomfortable.

Xu Zun turned over silently, raised his arms to block the overhead light, and watched Yu Kan tidy up the desk from the corner of his eyes, carefully picking out pens and writing questions.

Yu Xiaokan secretly has this appearance. Maybe no one will believe it, but he is like this.

A dedicated big boy.

Yu Xiaokan is not good at science, he suffers from headaches as soon as he studies, and lives thoroughly.

When I was in high school, most of my classmates were still struggling to identify the difference between liberal arts and science, so Yu Kan figured out how to study and how to go.

If Xu Zi had given up the Wen Zong exam during the placement test, then Yu Kan would have been number one in this year's Wen Zong.

However, the school only announces the ranking after the class placement.

Thinking about it, Xu Xi still felt a little pity. From the field he was good at to the field where he had a headache, he just switched.

He turned his head and glanced at Yu Kan, the man started to turn his pen, his five fingers were extremely flexible, half of the 10 minutes had passed, and the first side of Yu Kan's paper hadn't passed yet.

Pitiful.

Chinese cabbage.

Yu Xiaokan leaned against the back of the chair, and the pen cap hit his face.

miserable.

Every time Xu Xun sees him like this, he will think of how arrogant he was when he was fighting, bgm is a cabbage.

Small poor.

Yu Xiaokan, the school bully who eats cabbage.

Good.

……

Xu Zun fell asleep.

Actually fell asleep.

"You..." Yu Kan glanced at the clock and wrote for half an hour.

What he wrote was the unit paper, and he didn't even touch the difficult problems. There was a big blank in the middle, and there was a line on the test paper that said 15 minutes in bold and bold.

That is to say, it is recommended to finish writing this test paper in 15 minutes.

Yu Kan added a 15 after the 0, 150 minutes, and Yu Xiaokan finished the paper two hours ahead of schedule, perfect.

However, Xu Zi still fell asleep.

Yu Kan sighed: "Hey, I haven't covered the quilt yet."

When he entered the room, the air conditioner was turned on in the room, and the air vent was facing the top of the bed. Xu Zi had a caterpillar resting on his head, his jacket and trousers were separated, and his abdomen was open.

The elastic band of his school trousers can be tied with a rope, because Xu Zun has long legs and a large size of trousers, but his waist is thin. Hang there.

Yu Kan bent down and pulled the quilt: "Lie down a little, brother will cover you with the quilt."

Xu Zi pressed the quilt tightly.

"I'll warn you three times." Yu Kan straightened up and pointed his hand like a gun, "I'll shoot if I shoot more than three times!"

"three."

"two……"

"one."

Yu Kan's face was sullen, but his voice was very small: "Boom."

Xu Zi still slept soundly.

Yu Kan stared at his stomach for a while, covered him with clothes, and wanted to put down his rolled up trouser legs.

After doing all this, Xu Zi didn't make any movement.

The child is very good when he is asleep.

Yu Kan took a special look, and Xu Xun's eyelashes did not tremble as in the legend.

It's quite long.

Like the games he played before, when adjusting the body data of a person, the eyelashes were pulled to a just right position.

Yu Kan went out to have a look, and grandma was laughing in the living room.

"I really can't hold back from my subordinates. This is such a good game." Chao Yun pushed down the cards, "I won."

Grandma patted Grandpa on the arm: "Xiao Chao won, give me money."

"I'll give you the money if I lose, and I'll give you the money if you lose." Grandpa glared at her, "You just hahaha."

Grandma looked at him: "Ha, ha, ha, give me money."

"Give money, give money." Yu Kan also shouted down.

Grandpa raised his head and raised his eyebrows: "Just join in the fun."

Yu Kan smiled and ran back to the house.

A certain person was sleeping, and he didn't know what to do. He leaned against the wall and played with his mobile phone, took two pictures of Xu Xun, and walked closer and closer while taking pictures.

He took an apple from the table and put it on the bed, then squatted down to take a picture.

After taking the photo, I also brought the test paper, carefully placed it in Xu Xun's half-closed hands, covered half of his face, and squatted on both sides of him for fear of taking a picture.

Yu Kan raised his eyebrows: "Pretty."

Turning around, let Tang Bohu pretend to be A, B, B, Ding and post a post on the post bar in 26: What kind of experience is it to be so handsome?

Then he responded enthusiastically.

Xu Zun's hand tightened suddenly, and the paper fell down.

Yu Kan leaned over to get it, and from the corner of his eye, he saw that Xu Xi's legs moved too.

to wake up.

Yu Kan's nerves tensed, and when he got the paper, he arched his body, stretched his legs and jumped forward, and the bed also jumped.

don't kick.

Don't lift your legs.

good.

Under the high tension, he took a big step forward with this step, but it turned out that fortunately he jumped, and Xu Zun kicked him on the ass.

Yu Kan: "Oh fuck."

Xu Zun closed his eyes again without a word, and opened them again after a while.

No one can calm down when they open their eyes and see someone straddling their eyes in this posture.

This perspective is perfect.

When he used to watch his mother yelling about losing weight, he would follow the TV to do this action, what to say, what to step, bent down and touched the floor with his hands, and then jumped up suddenly with his hands facing the sky.

Yu Kan is now in the middle of this action.

With both hands hanging, one is holding the paper and the other is holding the mobile phone.

He had to struggle to roll his eyes upwards so as not to be a jingle cat.

And Yu Kan swayed back and forth, unable to support himself and fell forward. This is a difficult movement, and he will definitely hit Xu Xun.

Xu Zi stretched out his hand subconsciously, and put his palms together, separated by the test paper and mobile phone, Yu Kan really held on.

Four palms facing each other.

Four eyes facing each other.

Xu Zi closed his eyes, and he lost the strength to sigh: "What are you doing?"

The author has something to say: Today is a little early

Yu Kan: I am practicing martial arts

-感谢在2020-05-1600:01:53~2020-05-1623:07:26期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 rain quenching;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of milk tea are somewhat sweet;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!