As a scholar

The lunch break ends at 10:[-] pm, and the teaching building usually opens [-] minutes earlier.

Arrived at 25:[-] in the afternoon, the door of the dormitory was closed vigorously, and the door frame was slammed against the wind.

Still no one moved in the bedroom.

After another 10 minutes, more people went from the dormitory building to the 8th floor.

"Is that Hong Qi sick?" Wang Boyang said, "He hummed thirty times at noon."

"Thirty times? You still counted, I fell asleep the first time he hummed." Jiang Chao stretched comfortably while walking, "Fortunately, I slept like hell, otherwise I would beat him when he hummed yesterday gone."

Xu Zun didn't sleep very seriously, and felt restless and a little sleepy in other people's beds.

A Chinese teacher came in the afternoon, and when he came up, he took out the placement test paper from the previous semester and gave a lecture.

"Come on, teacher, introduce yourself first, we know each other!" said the classmate at the bottom.

"That's right, I forgot about last semester!"

"Let's let the past pass, we must cherish the present...don't the teacher introduce himself!"

"No introduction." The Chinese teacher is very Buddhist, "I can't remember you, and you don't remember me. We study together in class and help each other. You cooperate with me and I cooperate with you. After class, we will forget each other in the world. .”

"But you can still ask me if you have any questions."

"You kindly call me a Chinese teacher, and I am moved."

There was laughter in the classroom.

However, the information of teachers and students is not kept confidential, and the names of the teachers of various subjects are posted on the class bulletin board. What she said made everyone go to see her name, Yu Feng, and everyone called her chivalrous Fengfeng in private.

From the beginning of class in the afternoon, the last two seats in the second group have been vacant. Yu Kan and Chen Xiang didn't come, and no one asked.

Only Tian Ji was very distressed, and switched behind those two positions several times.

Xu Xun's self-criticism book was blank on the desktop from morning to afternoon.

Seeing that the time to submit the self-criticism is coming, Jiang Chao also took out a piece of paper to help him think, after thinking for a long time, he said: "Let me think about what the subject of your self-criticism is, I can't remember why you want to Write a review!"

"Late." Xu Zi pulled off the pen cap and tapped on the paper.

Jiang Chao: "Impossible, you are Xu Xun, Xu Xun can't be late."

Xu Zun didn't intend to count on him.

Jiang Chao hadn't written a review yet, thinking that he was going crazy first, and when he saw Xu Zun finally started to write a review, Xu Zong seemed to have a sudden inspiration, writing very fast, shuashua two or three lines, far away Looking at the matchup is still very neat.

Jiang Chao hurried over to take a look, and saw lines of strong and beautiful words appearing on the plain white draft paper:

While in school, students need to love the motherland, love the people, love science, and study hard.Arrive at school on time, not late, leave early, and absent from class without reason.Listen attentively and do your homework carefully.Dress neatly, don't show your breasts, don't wear flip flops... Unite with classmates, don't take off your classmates' pants in the corridor...

"Fucking..." Jiang Chao was stunned, "What are you writing about?"

Xu Xun roughly counted the words, and said in a low voice: "The rules for middle school students...the revised version of No. 26."

Jiang Chao: "...fuck me."

There is a rumor about Xu Xi in the school post bar, saying that this person can kill the list and memorize the school rules.But it is said that three people become tigers, and it is good to believe three points in the legend of the post bar, so Jiang Chao does not believe it. The only thing he believed before is that the post bar said that Yu Kan was brutal. I don't believe it anymore.

He had been in the same class as Xu Wei for so long, and knew that Xu Wei was very powerful, but he never took that sentence seriously.

It turns out that I can really recite the school rules.

What kind of insane person would run to be punished by the school?

There is a board next to the front wall of each classroom with the code of conduct for middle school students, which is changed every three years.Several students came to watch Xueshen memorize the school rules, comparing both sides from various perspectives.

"Is the third rule to concentrate on listening to the lecture?" A classmate asked.

Another classmate replied: "Yes, the seventh is to unite classmates..."

Perhaps the on-the-spot dictation of the school rules had too much impact on them, and no one cared when the window next to Xu Xi was opened or lying on the ground.

Xu Zi is counting, if a school rule has 25 characters, he will probably write [-] school rules.

When writing the eighth article, he felt movement beside him, so he stopped writing and looked up.

Yu Kan leaned against the window and leaned his head to look, trying his best to hold back a smile: "...the school rules are silent again."

The classmates next to him noticed such a person belatedly, and they were scared to death.

Xu Xi was still thinking just now, after finishing the review, he would send a message asking where Yu Kan had gone.

"Where did you go this afternoon?" Xu Zi put down his pen.

Chen Xiang went in through the back door and sat back on his seat, followed by a thick-headed boy who sat in the seat in front of Chen Xiang and talked to him, looking at Xu Xun while talking.

"Going to play." Yu Kan reached out and brought in a can of coconut milk.

The coconut milk has just been taken out of the freezer, and it is cold and steaming.

When Xu Zi saw the coconut milk, he remembered the note: "... I offer your milk on both knees?"

"...What?" Yu Kan reacted for a moment, leaning on the window and laughing: "If you want me to kneel for you now, you can do it on one knee."

"...No need, I can't bear it." Xu Xi said.

After the flag was raised in the morning, Yu Kan changed his school uniform, and now he is wearing a black sleeveless dress.

He actually wore earrings.

Xu Zun's eyes stayed on the black diamond for a while, and then moved down to the white part that was faintly exposed inside his sleeve.

The middle sleeve completely blocked that area. If it wasn't for Yu Kan who was standing by the window, Xu Xi would probably not be able to see it all the time.

"Tie gauze?" The color made Xu Zi raise his eyebrows uncontrollably, and looked up at him. Although he didn't say it directly, the meaning was obvious: Where did you go to be a demon in such a short time?

Yu Kan was taken aback, and looked down at his arms.

He let out a low "fuck", "I even tried to borrow clothes from Huzi to cover it up, why don't you just pretend you didn't see it?"

"It's useless for me to pretend not to see it." Seeing that he just admitted it like that, Xu Xi was speechless, "As long as you go back with this arm, grandma will definitely be able to smell it."

"That's right." Yu Kan was a little regretful, he had stood outside enough, and was about to go in, pointing to Xu Xi's draft paper, "Don't be silent, I'll help you write."

Xu Zi immediately put away the draft paper and took out this question. He started to write it himself because he didn't see Yu Kan in the afternoon.

Here, one helps at will, and the other accepts at will. Naturally, the students at the front and back desks are dumbfounded.

Yu Kan watched him finish collecting, and reminded: "You have to say thank you."

Xu Zun didn't raise his head: "Thank you."

"Great kindness without words of thanks." Yu Kan's expression became pious, "So thank you is no need, let's consider it as a physical promise?"

The pen in Xu Zun's hand turned around, seeing that he didn't have to write a review, his tone was very calm: "Would you like to give you a slap?"

The people around wanted to cover their ears and get into the table.

Depend on.

What did you hear.

One of them suddenly had an epiphany: As the saying goes, a school bully and a school bully are either in the Shura group or in the love group. At present, it seems that neither of them has the tendency to splatter blood on the spot, that is...

The man stopped the brain hole in time, shuddered, and didn't dare to think about it.

"What's the situation?" Tang Bohu pointed at Yu Kan and then at Xu Zi, exaggerating, "What's the situation, what's the situation? Boss, what were you doing just now? Am I blind?"

"Who are you referring to? Take your hand back." Yu Kan sat down, "What did you hear?"

Chen Xiang lay down on the table and frantically wrote the [-]-word self-criticism, without raising his head, he said, "I heard you want to help him write the self-criticism."

Tang Bohu continued to lip-sync: "You're flirting with him!"

"Hiss, Siaosao!" Tang Bohu spit out the word, discouraged, "What's going on?"

Yu Kan heard it clearly, and then said: "Then I should be a scumbag now, and I fell in love with Wusan after that."

When I came back just now, I took a look. The thickness and color of the thing on the table was like May [-]rd. Xu Xun likes to read the question book before the semester starts, and it is more selective to do the questions after studying.

Tang Bohu and Chen Xiang understood it this time, probably because Xu Xi was next to them, so they had a strong sense of substitution.

"He's writing May [-]rd." Chen Xiang nodded while writing, "That's pretty scum."

"My mother..." Tang Bohu glanced at Chen Xiang and Yu Kan, and felt that it wasn't that his ability to accept was not good enough, but their ability to accept was too good.

Yu Kan took out the stationery that could be touched from the belly of the table, grabbed it with his slender hands and looked at it, then stuffed it back, leaving two pieces of paper and a pen.

He didn't use his brain to write the review, and he didn't need to think about it. He only needed to not exceed the number of words. He wrote smoothly and beautifully. He finished writing five hundred words in a blink of an eye.

Some people noticed it and wanted to come and see it, but they didn't have the courage.

Tang Bohu lay down and watched: "Brother Yu really gave us a lot of face."

"Grow your grandma's ball." Yu Kan changed the paper and glanced at him, "Write a review to give you a sense of superiority?"

Tang Bohu stopped talking.

After Yu Kan finished writing the second copy, he marked his name in the upper right corner: Xu Xun.

Tang Bohu said: "Why didn't I realize that you are so kind?"

"Yes." After Chen Xiang finished writing the last sentence, the words were crooked and scribbled a lot. It was obvious when the three pictures were compared together. He put his own and said, "Why don't you help me write it?"

Yu Kan took out the book and put it on the table to block it, compared the handwriting, and put it together with Chen Xiang's one after seeing that there was no problem.

Tired of asking, he laughed: "Didn't I say that Xu Xi is my best buddy. The toughest, do you understand, I can stand up and let him stab twice."

I don't understand, I don't understand.Chen Xiang only knew that if he touched Yu Kan with a knife, he would be caught on the wall and would not be able to buckle it down.

Seeing that class was about to start, the buddy in Tang Bohu's seat walked around here several times, but he never dared to come over.

Yu Kan glanced at him and asked Tang Bohu to get up: "Go back to your class and don't disturb our class."

"Oh." Tang Bohu looked at the time, got up and went back to work.

That classmate was suddenly defended, flattered, a little bit shocked, and then his shoulders were stiff during the whole self-study class.

Yu Kan felt uncomfortable for him when he saw it: "..." Am I so scary?

This is the last self-study session. After Xu Zun finished reading the test booklet, he sent a message to Yu Kan with his mobile phone.

- go back

Yu Kan quickly responded with a long list:

- back

- ride back?

- or bus, subway, flutter

-Decided

- we run back

run?Xu Zi squeezed the phone, looked back, Yu Kan showed him a mouthful of white teeth: "..."

Xu Zun replied: go back

Yu Kan flicked a page of emojis in a row, with all kinds of emojis, but he couldn't figure out what it meant.

- tell grandma i want to eat drunk goose

- why don't you say it yourself?

- she doesn't know I'm back yet, I'll surprise her

-oh

Xu Zi found Grandma Yu's WeChat and sent a message to grandma.

-Grandma, I want to eat drunk goose.

Grandma returned a voice message, and he turned on the earphones for a while before listening. The old lady was cheerful but pointed: "Do you want to eat or Xiao Kan wants to eat?"

Before Xu Xi came back, grandma sent another picture, Xu Xi clicked to enlarge it, and saw the foam box and various aquatic products, grandma happened to be shopping for vegetables, and immediately sent a voice: "Xi Xi, you today If you want to eat, grandma bought it together!"

"..."

Xu Zi replied quickly: Thank you grandma.

As soon as the school bell rang, the students in school packed up their things and went downstairs to eat.

There were several art class students waiting outside the door who were leaving school early, and they stood at the window and shouted, "Brother Yu, Xiangzi, come out, let's go eat!"

The students in the art class dyed their hair, and covered it with a thin layer of black to meet the school inspection, and the recognition is still very high.

The classmates who didn't leave saw this scene and remembered that Yu Kan was a special student who entered No. 26 Middle School, and then transferred to the cultural class in the second semester.

Can play musical instruments, looks good, and has a rebellious personality. These students are actually very popular.So no matter how famous Yu Kan is, he still has a place in the school post bar.

"I'm not going, I'm going home." Yu Kan put on his bag and walked to Jiang Chao's place, stretched his arms and closed the window: "What are you doing by squeezing the window, you spit down, do you know?"

"Fuck?" Those people were shut down, so they ran to the back door.

It is easy to overlook the people sitting by the window, and they squeezed to the back door to see that there is another person there.

Xu Zong picked up two papers and put them in his schoolbag, and walked in front with Yu Kan.

Leave a group of people to discuss later.

The other students passing by couldn't help turning their heads, peeking at them, staring at them with a smile, and then ran away.In 26, people who don't know Yu Kan also know Xu Xi, and people who don't know Xu Xi also know Yu Kan, but they never thought that the two would get together, which is extremely rare.

If you are brave enough, take a photo secretly and post it.

That's what Chen Xiang did. He grasped the angle precisely, so that people can definitely tell who the two protagonists in the photo are at a glance.

"Damn, I laughed so hard!" The friend next to him bumped into him, "Brother Yu saw and killed you."

"What do you know?" Chen Xiang said, "Sooner or later, someone will post it. It's better to let others post it than to post it myself. Haven't you heard that others are always spreading rumors that Brother Yu wants to bully others and imitate gods?"

"I'm serious, I don't think Xue Shen looks like a bully."

But at this time, this photo didn't startle much wind and rain, and it was brushed to the back several pages after a while, and nothing happened.On the contrary, the popularity of Zhang Yang and Yu Kan's one-stick to seal the gods is slowly rising.

Tang Bohu saw the article and cursed: "I'm really convinced, a steel rod pokes three holes, can this person still live? It's still ninety-nine and 81 stitches, and some people believe it."

I don't know if I can survive, but the deity who sealed the god with a stick was blocked in the alley not long after he left the school gate, and let others do anything.

Xu Zun finished the search with his own hands, and confirmed that Yu Kan was indeed only wearing gauze on his arms before putting down his clothes.

Behind Yu Kan was an abandoned telephone booth, and his shoulder blades hurt.

The school bully lord pulled down the hem of his clothes, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "I said it's fine."

Xu Zun glanced at him coldly, and his hands suddenly exerted force.

Yu Kan let out an "ah", grabbing his arms and hiding aside.

"How did you do it?" Xu Zi asked.

"Hey, fuck..." Yu Kan lowered his hand and touched the cigarette in his trouser pocket. He just pulled it out between his fingers, and remembered that he would go back to eat later, so he put it back again.

He raised his eyes, and in front of him was Xu Zun, very close to him.Since he was young, he has been doing harmful things all year round, saying that it's none of his business, and then turning around and beating people up.

"Fighting, the bum on the other side hid a knife." Yu Kan said, "Damn it."

See Xu Zun glanced at his arm without a glance.

Yu Kan put his head on the phone booth, and smiled lazily: "Does it hurt?"

The air fell into silence for a moment.

This kind of daily ridicule is usually only exchanged for rolling eyes and beatings.

He glanced at the road conditions, his eyelashes were drawn down to block his sight, and he was thinking about which way to run if Xu Zun made a move later.

After waiting for a long time, I was a little anxious because of this uncertainty.

Xu Zi suddenly looked at him: "Yes."

There are tiny street lamps printed in the calm eyes.

Yu Kan was taken aback for a moment, before other emotions had time to emerge, his arm suddenly hurt.

"If you are more miserable, I can feel more distressed." Xu Zun withdrew his hand, turned and left.

Yu Kan: "..."

Fuck!

ruthless!