[Hunter] Become a funny milk

Mi Ji coaxed Qi Ya to sleep, exited the room, and prepared to go to Xiaopengzi to take over the right to use the big bed in the master bedroom of the main suite.Just as he closed the door, he felt a bone-chilling chill rise up his spine, making him shiver.

"Finished flirting?"

Mi Ji turned around stiffly, only to see his elder brother standing behind him with a paralyzed expression that hadn't changed for thousands of years, braving the slightest chill.

"Big," seeing Yiermi's raised eyebrows threateningly, Mi Ji quickly changed his name and called "Brother." Then he leaned forward with a flattering face, "What wind brought you here, the hard work of traveling is still worth it Leave it to my younger brother, just make a phone call if you have anything to do, why come in person?"

Although Mi Ji doesn't know why the big brother would come to him in a state of "I'm very angry", but according to past experience, as long as the big brother comes to him when he is in a bad mood, no matter whether he is wrong or not, he will definitely be repaired in the end , be better and be less ravaged.Lasagna Tears, he is a hard-working younger brother. He was used as a toy by his brother who was in a good mood since he was a child, and he has to work part-time as a punching bag for his brother who is in a bad mood when he grows up. If this matter is known by the media, he may be able to comment on it "The person who moved the Republic of Batokia the most in 19XX" or "Top Ten Best Brothers in the World at the End of the 20th Century" and the like.

"Follow me to do the mission." Yier Fan tucked Mi Ji under his arm and left the Sky Arena without giving Mi Ji a chance to express his opinion.Mi Ji bid farewell to the KINGSIZE king-sized bed in the master suite that Xiao had wanted for a long time.Then Mi Chi, who had nothing to do, began to visually measure the height of his elder brother. Although he was only 16 years old, the elder brother was estimated to be 1.7 meters tall. No wonder Qi Ya behaved like that. Thinking about his five-short stature of less than 1.5 meters, Sure enough, it became shorter. . .many. . .Tears, he will be very high in the future.I remember that when he saw the ridiculous information on the Internet, he was 1.8 meters tall!This height is quite tall, and his house covers such a large area, so he must be very rich. Looking at the appearance of his beautiful brother, as the eldest brother, he is quite similar to his brother, so he is also quite handsome. Well, to sum up, he has been a tall, rich and handsome man in his life!oh!sports car!wine!gourmet food!So many beauties!What a prospect!

But there is one thing that needs to be corrected right now: "Brother, I'm not feeling well."

Then Mi Ji felt that his point of view changed from looking at the ground to looking at the sky, and he was looking directly at Yiermi's chin, and his hands hung on Yiermi's neck reflexively.It's ridiculous.This posture is very comfortable, but what kind of trouble is he, a big man, being hugged by a princess!Why!Forget it, he's only ten years old, well, ten years old is still a child.So a false gentleman blushed for a while and silently said "no one knows me, no one knows me" and then he was hugged by the princess with peace of mind and fell asleep.

Mi Ji was woken up by a strange singing sound mixed with the sound of running water. He looked for the sound, and saw a red hair and a naked back showing through the transparent glass of the shower room.

Uh... don't look at evil... it's not suitable for children...

Mi Chi diverted his attention obediently, but his eyes caught on a very strange dress on the sofa.In fact, the pattern itself is not uncommon, as long as anyone who has played poker has seen it, um, a heart-shaped pattern and a square pattern, the key is how many people will make poker patterns on clothes. Hey!Well, actually he doesn't need to explain anymore, that naked man with red hair humming a strange song in the bathroom is 80.00% likely to be Hisoka.In addition, he was with his elder brother before he fell asleep, so the guy taking a shower is 90.00% Hisoka.

Miji covered his face, big brother, so the story you and Hisoka had to tell has been written since such a young age!But, brother, where have you been?He doesn't want to stay with high-risk perverts!He doesn't want to become an apple!

"Ah~hmm~ little Miji~you're awake~Ilmi went out to do a mission, I asked you to wait for him here." A naked man with a white towel wrapped around his waist swayed in front of Miji.

"Who are you?" Mi Ji pretended not to know Hisoka and carefully looked at the naked man in front of him, Hisoka showed his bathing picture!Hisoka getting out of the bath!Eye-catching, eye-catching!Can you take it down and sell it and sell it!

"Mm~mm~ Little Miji~ My name is Hisoka~"

"Oh! Hisoka! Hello!" He definitely didn't intend to entertain Hisoka, absolutely not!

"Hmm~ huh~ I don't mind if Xiao Miji wants to call me like that~ If you want to call me my dear Hisoka~Hisuo's heart~I don't mind either~" After finishing speaking, he licked his lips with his tongue .

Oops!Does this count as teasing? !Those who know current affairs are Junjie, and Mi Ji immediately corrected his posture and said, "Xisuo, my name is Mi Ji, and I am Brother Yiermi's second younger brother. Please take care of me when we meet for the first time."

"Well~~Your name is Brother Yiermi, why don't you call me Brother Hisoka~I don't agree~"

Oops!Does this count as coquettish? !Those who know current affairs are heroes, Mi Ji immediately changed his tune and called: "Brother Xi Suo."

"Il's fan said, if you ask you to treat him, he will give you a [-]% discount~" Uh, he hasn't really planned to become a part-time doctor yet, and the elder brother has already helped him open the business?He hasn't agreed yet!He wants human rights!

"Little Miji~ You call me brother~ Get [-]% off~"

Oops!Is this a bargain?He who understands current affairs is a hero, but brothers also need to settle accounts clearly, so Miji changed into a businesslike expression: "Since this matter was discussed by my brother and you, I have to respect my brother's opinion, and I can only discount it by [-]%." .”

囧~ Hisoka turned into a bun face.Mi Ji secretly commented that it was really cute, just a little worse than his cat.

Suddenly, Hisoka's thoughts surged, holding a poker card that he didn't know when he got it in his hand, and said in his mouth: "Um~huh~Little joke~Let's have a battle of love~"

"Well, you can consider fighting, but forget about love." Mi Ji circulated thoughts throughout his body, keeping his eyes fixed all the time, carefully observing Hisoka's every move.

"Then~ let's start!"

Ten minutes later, Hisoka cut his hands behind his back and put him on the bed.

"Xieji~ji~you lost~" Hisoka kept blowing close to Miji's ear, making Miji's whole body numb.

"Hisuo! You are the little bastard, you are a little bastard from hair to fine hair!" Mi Ji exploded.

"Oh~ so you don't like being called Xieji~ji~ah~" Hisoka stuck out his tongue and licked Miji's earlobe, and Miji was familiar with him immediately.

"Don't be complacent, I didn't use my ability on you, otherwise you are a complete woman now." Mi Ji's hands were restrained and his legs were also pressed by Hisoka's knees, so he could only speak unforgivingly explain.

"Oh~ Xiao Jiji, you love me so much~ In fact, I don't need to be a woman to serve you~" After speaking, he licked the root of his ear again.

"Hisuo! You pervert, let me go! Who wants you to serve!" Mi Ji began to struggle violently.

"Xieji~Ji~Don't move around~ If you light the fire again, be careful and I'll kill you~" Hisoka's threat frightened Miji, and Miji immediately clamped his buttocks and stayed there obediently.

There was a sound of the door opening.

"What are you doing?"

Mi Ji Ru heard Tian Lai hurriedly complained: "Brother, this pervert, Hisoka bullied me!"

Hisoka let go of Miji, stretched out his hands to brush his hair: "Oh~ I'm just teasing him~"

Mi Ji quickly jumped behind Yiermi, staring at Hisuo the way Xier looked at Yang Bailao.

"Hisso, don't touch Miji."

"Sigh~ Why are green fruits always so mouth-watering~ What a pity~" Hisoka said regretfully, and slowly licked his tongue around his lips.

Mi Ji shuddered violently.He is not Apple, he does not need Hisoka, what a pity!Woohoo, fortunately the eldest brother came back in time, otherwise I don't know what will happen next.

"Help me watch out for the joke, and we're both in debt."

"Xiaoyi~ don't be so heartless~ I still love you the most~Although Xiaojiji is also delicious~"Huh?Mi Ji pricked up his little ears, this pervert actually misses his elder brother? !

"Warn me not to say it a second time."

"Hmm~huh~ I see~"

Yi Ermi pulled Mi Ji out of Hisoka's room, and then entered another room opposite.

As soon as he entered the room, Mi Ji immediately made a small report: "Brother, Hisoka is a pervert, he licks my ear!" Xi Suo, you big pervert, actually covets his elder brother, so you have to give him some eye drops.

Mi Ji felt that his elder brother's air conditioner had turned on the cooling function again, very good, it seems that the eye medicine was very successful, it would be best for elder brother to stay far away from Hisoka in the future, so as not to be taken advantage of.

"Miji, go take a shower."

"Okay, brother."

snort!How could his ridiculous elder brother beat up the eldest Hakka son so easily for others to take advantage of him? He would rather take advantage of Kuroro's dark belly than Hisoka!hum!The second son, Mi Ji, who had just been taken advantage of by beating the enemy Hakka, was self-concerned about who his elder brother would take advantage of more cost-effectively, apparently forgetting that it was his real self who had just been taken advantage of.

After taking a shower, he still couldn't figure out who would make more money for his brother to sell to.He had to consciously climb up to the only bed in the room to rest, yawn, he was exhausted all day today, although he slept for a while before, but fighting with Hisoka exhausted his physical strength and energy, it seems that he will see Xi Suo later Suo wants to hide as far as possible.If Hisoka has the guts to ask him to heal his wounds, then he will be hacked to death by demanding a price!By the way, give him two young and beautiful pimples on his buttocks, so that he can't sit on the stool, hum!How dare he miss his elder brother, and see how he will deal with that pervert.

Just when he couldn't fall asleep because of his wild thoughts, Yi Ermi had already taken a shower and got into the quilt.Mi Ji felt a familiar body lying down close to him, his steady breath blowing past his ears one after another, tickling his ears.

"Which ear did Hisoka lick?"

"left."

Yi Ermi pulled Mi Ji into her arms, and then sucked Mi Ji's left earlobe.

"Big brother!"

Elmi took a hard bite.

"Brother~" Mi Ji wants to cry but has no tears. What's the situation? Is today the day of his poor ears' suffering~

"Don't move, disinfect." Yi Ermi carefully licked Mi Chi's entire left ear, and lay down satisfied, only to see that Mi Chi had already fallen asleep, so he fell asleep with his arms around Mi Chi's waist .