[Hunter] Become a funny milk

"Kurapica! Jay! Don't come in! There's a snake!" Leorio shouted with all his strength, clearly coming from the cave.

As soon as Kurapika and Xiaojie heard Leorio's voice, they immediately ran into the cave without paying attention to its content.

"Hey! Why are you going?" A voice came from the dense canopy of a big tree opposite the cave entrance, and the person who said these words was squatting on a thick branch under the cover of the canopy.On his right is a weirdo with nails stuck in his upper body, and on his left is a clown with stars and water droplets painted on his face.

And now, the guy in the clown costume is making a preparatory move to rush down the tree, obviously wanting to run in with Kurapika and Xiaojie who have already entered the cave, but he is caught by the person who is talking in the middle He reached out and stopped.

"Didn't you hear that Leorio was calling for Kurapika and Xiaojie!" Miji reminded Hisoka slowly and unceremoniously, while Elmi looked at his nose and heart, Turn a blind eye to the interaction between the two.

"The content of his sentence is: Kurapika, Xiaojie, don't come in, there are snakes here! Where does your name appear in these fourteen words?" Mi Ji continued to remind him, but what he was thinking in his heart was: The song is the highlight, how can Hisoka, a guy who has no part in this scene, be allowed to spoil the situation!And his little Coola didn't suffer any injuries here, at most she was frightened!boys!It's good to experience more things!That is to say, Xiaojie and Leorio, the unlucky children, feel wronged and suffer some flesh and blood!But those two don't belong to their family!

The calf-protecting baby daddy who was always thinking of Xiao Jiujiu in his heart had completely forgotten that the clown who was about to go crazy beside him was the self-proclaimed owner of that unlucky Leorio.And this guy who claims to be the owner of Leorio is different from Mi Ji, he is an authentic original character, so he doesn't understand the plot like Mi Ji, he doesn't know how many people in the cave, Except for the scarpeng who had been dead for a long time, everyone survived without any risk.

"Huh~huh!" Hisoka narrowed his eyes dangerously, but his tense body relaxed, showing that he had given up his previous idea of ​​following in.Then Hisoka put away the eagerness on his face, changed into the standard expression used by Il fans all the year round, and learned his poker.

"Don't worry! As long as there is still breath left, I guarantee that he won't die!" Seeing that Hisoka no longer insisted on disrupting the situation, Mi Ji withdrew the hand that stopped him, and said sincerely.

"Hmph~um~" Hisoka's answer was not very sincere, and his eyes were still fixed on the cave entrance without blinking.

"Ann! An! He has been trampled by you like that and he still can't die. This is enough to prove how tenacious his vitality is!" Suo's little liver happily poked and poked!I poke poke!

"Hmph!" Hisoka snorted coldly, and Miji's fragile little heart trembled, this guy wouldn't kill him in anger to vent his anger!He quickly lay down on Yiermi, exchanging glances with his brother with a pitiful look.

elder brother!Please protect!

Who asked you to provoke him!

Am I not bored~

Hisoka's expression was unpredictable, and then suddenly he fixed on an incomparably brilliant expression, his eyes also changed from confusing at first to radiant and bright.

It's ridiculous, this guy is going crazy!

Hisoka let out a "hehe" laugh, then looked at Miji maliciously and said, "Little Jiji~ Do you want to try it too~ Mmmm~" He threw one at Miji Eyebrows, "I will definitely take care of Xiao Jiji~ very comfortable~it won't hurt~" That incomparably enchanting little voice passed through the [-]th bend of the mountain road and got into Miji's ears Here, the dead souls were so frightened that they trembled twice and clamped their buttocks.

Meow!Why did this guy start to play hormones in an unreasonable way again!Is this a prelude to death? !

"No need! I can't bear your old troubles with my small body!" As soon as he finished speaking, in order to avoid the life-threatening little joke again, he simply went straight into his brother's arms without doing anything.He really didn't want to recall Leorio's half-dead tragedy back then!And more sure of a certain and a sure no!think!relative!body!taste!try!

Yiermi, on the other hand, gladly accepted her younger brother's embrace, grabbed Mi Ji and hugged her in her arms along her hair.

Nesting comfortably in Yiermi's arms, shielding Hisoka's overflowing male hormones, Mi Ji was depressed and remembered what Hisoka said later, and ten thousand loudspeakers roared frantically in his heart: mud Coal Hisoka!Your little one needs to be served!peat!peat!peat!

Without making the people at the door wait too long, after a while, four people ran out of the cave.oh!wrong!It was a person who ran out with three people on his shoulders.

Running was Xiaojie with scars all over, and Leorio, who was in a coma and also with scars on his shoulders, and Kurapika and Pence, who were not injured but also in a coma, were running.

Tsk tsk tsk, the images of Xiaojie and Leorio are really miserable, they are full of holes left by snake teeth biting everywhere!Why!These two unlucky children!

Xiaojie put the three unconscious people on the ground, took out the No. 103 scarpeng number plate from his pocket and put it next to Peng Si, and found her number 246 number plate from Peng Si, talking to himself Said: "This is just for running errands!" Then he put Peng Si's number plate into Leorio's suitcase.

Seeing this, today's big drama can be regarded as a successful conclusion.Mi Ji held Yi Ermi's hand with one hand, and Hisoka's arm with the other, and the three left here quietly.

"This is the end of the fourth exam. Candidates are requested to quickly return to the port to gather. The time limit is one hour. If they have not arrived after more than one hour, they will be immediately disqualified." Li loudly informed the candidates of the last rule of the exam.

The three arrived at the port.

Mi Ji looked around and saw that the 9 candidates who passed the test described in the original book had all arrived, but because of the addition of him as an uninvited guest, it became 10 people.Xiaojie, Leorio, and Kurapika stood together, but the three of them were very strange, and they all looked at Hisoka from time to time.

Xiaojie's eyes were full of unyielding, unwillingness, and burning fighting spirit. Mi Ji, who was trying his best to make up his mind, made a summary of this look: that is a little shou who was slagged by Xiao Gong, who was sacked by Shi Chao After finally giving up, he vowed to be an attack, and after the attack was successful, he would severely overwhelm the guy who abandoned him, and the scumbag that made him determined to be an attack back was undoubtedly Hisoka.

As for Leorio's eyes, there are too many contents mixed in, a little heartbroken, a little panicked, a little hesitant to speak, a little gnashing of teeth, and a little dejected.That's really, people are haggard because of Yipin!As for whether the belt has become wider or not, it's hard to say.

As for Kurapika, it was because he saw the two friends around him, both of whom seemed to be let down by Hisoka.In view of the fact that Hisoka is a mobile hormone and has a lot of bad records, it is natural to conclude that Hisoka is messy, promiscuous, bullied his two good friends, and is not responsible.So he represents justice and kills Hisoka, the scourge, with his eyesight!

The main character, Hisoka, who was shot at by the enthusiastic eyes of the three, this peak monster, with a thick skin like a city wall, kept flirting in the direction of the three of them, so that none of the three of them Didn't look at this product again.This made Mi Ji, who was watching on the sidelines, hold his stomach and suffer internal injuries.

With the idea of ​​having fun alone, it is better to have fun with his brother, Mi Ji whispered what he made up in his brain to Yi Ermi.But it's a pity that there are still nails stuck in Yiermi's face, he can't tell if Yiermi is smiling, but Yiermi secretly snatched a kiss from him when no one else was paying attention, making Miji blush .

On the airship, Mi Ji hid behind a wall alone, listening to the corner without any sense of shame.And by the window not far from him, Kurapika and Xiaojie were chatting.

"Xiaojie, what happened to you before you met us in the last exam?"

"Well…"

"When we met, your face was very strange."

"Kurapika, the number on the number plate I drew is 44."

"Siso!"

"Well. Originally, I snatched his number plate when he was not paying attention, but I was hit by the poisoned arrow of the blower Greta who followed me Haotian, and he snatched both number plates. Later , Hisoka killed Greta and gave me my number plate and his own one. I insisted not to, so he punched me and said that someday I can punch him like this , he took back the number plate. I was very unwilling, because at that time I didn’t even have the ability to refuse him.”

Immediately afterwards, he heard a thin sobbing sound.

After confirming that the matter was indeed going according to the plot he was familiar with, Mi Ji quickly moved away from the crime scene.

After finding Hisoka and Yiermi who were standing at the other end of the airship, Mi Ji ran to Yiermi.

"Where did you go to play just now?" Yi Ermi asked.

Miji pretended to be mysterious and mysterious, and then said in a voice that could be heard by all three people: "Brother, I went to listen to a story just now, and it turned out that Hisoka did not abandon Xiaojie all the time!" With a regretful expression, he spread his hands and shook his head.Yi Ermi didn't answer, but just looked at Hisoka thoughtfully.Mischievous and snickering.

"What?~" Hearing the endless words, Hisoka showed another symbol on his face.

"Didn't Xiaojie and the others all look at you just now? I made a rough guess based on their eyes. Xiaojie looked at your eyes very unwillingly! And he was a little wronged, but he was very excited, so, I speculated... balabala..." Mi Ji told Hisoka his theory of his little subject's counterattack in detail, and Hisoka's face became darker and darker, and he listened to the plump version of Ilmi again and again. , It was also very face-saving and did not ask to fast forward.

"I thought you were like Leorio, you gave Jay a b-balabala first, and then you dumped him after a b-balabala. But you didn't ask me for it Xiaojie healed the injury! So I was going to show him over there, so as not to leave any sequelae, and then I heard Xiaojie say to Xiaokula... balabala... So you are such a kind and enthusiastic person! "

Sending a good person card to Hisoka, who was already in a daze, Mi Ji heard the radio say: "Candidate No. 44, please come to the reception room."