[Hunter] Become a funny milk

"Oh, that's right," Mi Ji slapped his forehead, "Why did I forget about this?" In the original book, Kurapika and Leorio accompanied Xiaojie to Kululu Mountain to find Qiya ?br>Although the current plot master has been distorted a little by his little hand, Kurapika, Xiaojie and Leorio are still under the macro control of the powerful plot master, becoming friends.

"Little Coola, you haven't been home for four years, just go back and have a look," Mi Ji smiled, "Mom misses you very much, and prepared a lot of beautiful clothes for you!"

Xiaojie and Leorio are both black lines. Isn't Kurapika the only survivor of the Kuruta clan?How did you become the one who beat the enemy Hakka so quickly? !And why does the way his family misses express it by preparing clothes?

Kurapika is also black lined, who is the culprit for not returning for four years!This guy has the nerve to say it!However, Jiqiu's mother's closet... was the place where he stayed with him the longest in the world when Brother Mi Ji was not with him during the six months he stayed in the beating enemy's Hakka... Although it is a little nostalgic to say...but that The nostalgia is definitely not too much, enough to make him go back and be ravaged again!Absolutely not enough!

When changing clothes, he repeated countless times that he is a boy, a real boy!But in the end, the clothes he changed into looked like women's clothes from any angle, did he...

Every time he protested, Jiqiu's mother would say: "Who made it impossible for me to give birth to a girl! At home, Xiaokula looks the best in these!" He was blocked by life and death... But judging from the situation at the time , anyone would accommodate someone who desperately wants to give birth to a girl, who is pregnant with Liujia's little wish of a mother who is in childbirth, right?

However, it seems that Ji Qiu's mother has not been able to give birth to a girl as she wished.Back then, she emphasized to him that there were no girls in her family, and she was just the mother of two boys. At that time, her obsession with girls could be seen from the closet full of women's clothing, large and small. It's clear.But now there are five boys in the family, and the girl he is thinking about still hasn't appeared.Therefore, her obsession with girls must have risen to an even more terrifying height.From this, it is not difficult to infer that Jiqiu's mother's wardrobe is now terrifying... Kurapika felt a chill in his vest.

"Can I just send them to the door..." Kurapika tried to save himself.

"Didn't I tell you to help people to the end and send Buddha to the west~ besides," Mi Ji gloated a little, but did not forget to comfort him kindly, "Mom is more keen on dressing up Kurt now."

"That's it!" Kurapika felt his body temperature return.

Mi Ji snickered, it’s true that mother likes to dress up Kurt more now, but that’s because Kurt is the youngest in the family, his facial contours are still indistinguishable, and he is still at an age that is more clingy to his mother.But what my mother misses the most is that she is obedient, obedient and easy to coax, and has a gentle temper. Even if the clothes she wears are not particularly satisfactory, she will still smile at her. In terms of appearance, she is also the most suitable for little coola who wears women's clothing ah!

In the evening, Miji sneaks into Baudro's room and fulfills his promise to Baudro.

The next morning, I waved goodbye to Kurapika who didn't know that I was about to face Jiqiu's mother's horror wardrobe, and Xiaojie who went to Kululu Mountain to find Qiya's good friend but met his parents in disguise, and Going to Kululu Mountain is just to join in the fun, in fact, to avoid Hisoka's Leorio, looking at the blue sky, sad.

Because, right now he is facing a problem, this problem is related to a flower, um, what kind of flower is this flower?In "picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence, leisurely seeing Nanshan", the word chrysanthemum is taken, but although the same word is used, this chrysanthemum is not the other chrysanthemum, but the best chrysanthemum.

When Mi Ji played Sword Net III in his last life, he was thrown into a group called "□Huan" by the management girl of the gang.At that time, he had just played the game for a short time, hadn't come into contact with such great people as "rotten girls", and he was as pure as a blank sheet of paper.At that time, the Arabic numerals "1" and "0" were just counting tools; the so-called "straight men" first responded to straight men in his mind; It's still the same song "Eighteen Bends of the Mountain Road"; the so-called "chrysanthemum" is just a kind of flower.And the fierce discussion between the men who protested strongly because they were inexplicably thrown into "□Huan" and the management of the girl opened a window called "**" to his young and pure heart.

There is such a couplet pasted on that window.

Shangliandao: The sea of ​​corruption is boundless, turn your head and keep going

The next couplet said: When two subjects meet, there must be an attack.

Hengpi: Comrades, come on

Afterwards he jumped in, but the plunge got a little deep, and he never got ashore again.

"Brother, where are we going?" Mi Ji looked at Yi Ermi.

Il fan thought for a while and said, "The island of greed, the city of love."

Brother, you really know how to choose!This place is really, very suitable for that kind of place, ah...

As soon as Mi Ji and Yiermi arrived in the city of love, before they even found a place to stay, Mi Ji received a maddening message, which interrupted their original plan of "Operation Chrysanthemum". .

So, who exactly sent this ill-fated message?Let's see, oh!This person is signed by Xia Ke.

So what exactly was written in this ill-fated message?Let's keep watching, oh!The content of the message is as follows: "Apprentice, I'm going to be a father soon, but I don't know who the other father of the child is yet."

Meow Mi!This shit is a crazy situation!Some time ago, there was no news about finding a boyfriend or girlfriend, why is he going to be a father so suddenly!sister!It is still in a state where the biological father is unknown, dare this swindler be a little more confused!

The joke in Evolving Tyrannosaurus made a call to the knight.

"Hello?" Xia Ke's voice when he answered the phone was not significantly different from usual, it just felt lazy.

"What kind of plane are you doing now?" The humorous tone was obviously a little bit exasperated.

"I didn't have any planes, it's just that someone did it to me." Xia Ke said these words a little heartlessly, and his tone was naturally teasing, but no matter how he heard it, it sounded a bit broken.It seems that the content of that message should be true.

"Don't play word games with me, what's going on here?" Mi Ji urged anxiously.

"All in all, all in all, one sentence, one sentence is hard to say! Hey!" The knight on the other end of the phone began to sigh.

"Peat! Is this called an explanation?! Where are you now?" Mi Ji thinks that he should meet with the knight, no matter what, he is a doctor after all, maybe he can't stop what has happened, but at least he can try Save something.

"I'm in Love City on Greed Island." The knight answered listlessly.

"I'm here too, tell me about your exact location." Mi Ji took out a pen and paper, ready to record the knight's address.

"I live in XX street, XXX number now." Xia Ke said his address.

"Okay, stay here honestly and don't leave, wait for me to come over." Mi Ji gave the order.

"Oh."

Mi Ji hung up the phone and looked at Yiermi with complicated eyes: "Xiaker, something happened, I need to go there."

"The knight?" Yi Ermi raised his eyebrows, "Is that the knight you called out when you were sleeping?"

"Uh..." Mi Ji scratched his head, "I called his name in my sleep?" When had he dreamed about this hapless master?oops!It must have been a nightmare, and I forgot it when I woke up.

"You said at the time, 'Who loves you'." Yi Ermi approached him, and the message in his eyes made Miji read a hint of danger.

囧... Is this really what he said in his dream? !Looking at my brother's appearance, it doesn't look like a fake.

Although he did have a similar conversation with the knight, it was also said in the chat room, and it was said on the day he and the knight met in the chat room for the first time.Did he dream about the knight that night?But why is he not impressed!

However, he chatted so much with the knight that day, why did he just say this!It happened that my brother heard it!

Why!Sure enough, it was the unlucky master, and he was also unlucky!

"What's the relationship between you and that knight?" Yi Ermi took another step forward and pushed Mi Ji into a corner.

Raising his head and looking at the Yier fans who were condescending and staring at him, Mi Ji felt that it was a big deal: "I saved him in Meteor Street." This is the truth, the absolute truth, although it is just that he and the knights An episode of the messy past.

"It's not just these." Yiermi continued to press, with both arms stretched out to reach the wall, trapping Mi Chi inside.

"We are friends now, maybe it feels closer to family," Mi Ji said frankly, "that's all the feelings between us."

Yi Ermi stared at Miji's eyes for a long time, then his tense body relaxed, and he held Miji in his arms: "I believe that the only feelings between you and him are these, but your past, It must be more than just such a little entanglement."

Mi Ji's body trembled slightly, how did my brother guess this.

"You have a past that I haven't participated in." Yi Ermi lowered her head, accurately found Miji's lips, and then kissed them, sometimes licking them lightly, sometimes pecking them thinly.

After the kiss, Yi Ermi put her funny face in her hands and said: "I don't mind who is related to that past that I didn't participate in, and I don't mind what happened in that past, because He has passed. But that past is very important to you, so I need to know, because you are mine, all of you, here," Yi Ermi rubbed his funny lips, "here," Yi Ermi slid her hand to Miji's neck again, "Here, here, here," Yiermi kept flicking her hands on Miji's body, pointing her fingers at every place on Miji's body.

"Here," finally, one of Yiermi's hands stopped under Mi Ji's crotch, "and here," the other hand stopped in the middle of Mi Ji's buttocks, "it's all mine."

After finishing speaking, he pressed his finger in the middle of the buttocks somewhere in the gully, causing Mi Ji's body to tremble, "I can't run here, and it will be marked sooner or later."

Mi Ji blushed and did not dare to look up at Yi Ermi.Really!This person pulled him into a corner, and just after he finished speaking such heartwarming words, he immediately said such words that made people blush, and his hands were still dishonest.

But he, instead of hating him, on the contrary, oh!damn it!He just loves the behavior of this guy in front of him, as long as it is done by this guy, he likes to do anything, especially the provocative ones.

So, should he tease Il fans back...

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