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1999年6月20日下午3点15分。

Child Xu Jianian walked slowly through the living room with a teacup in his hand, and strolled to the kitchen: "Mom, boil water."

Xu's mother, who was tidying up the kitchen, heard the words and poured hot water into the teacup in her son's hand, stopped when it was seven minutes full, and watched the second hand on the wall turn.

Xu Jianian stared intently at the tea leaves in the cup, poured all the first brewed tea into the sink at the moment when the tea leaves stretched slightly, and raised the cup to his mother again.

Mother Xu sighed at the same time: not more than one second, not less than one second, exactly half a minute.

She poured the remaining hot water into her son's cup and asked, "Niannian, what do you want to eat tonight?"

Xu Jianian: "Noodles."

Mother Xu: "No problem."

Xu Jianian added: "It needs to be one that cannot be broken at the end."

Mother Xu scolded: "You're just talking nonsense." She said to herself, "I'll cook you a bowl of noodles and add two fried eggs tonight. I hope you get [-]% in your exams every year! What have you learned in mathematics now?"

Xu Jianian: "Binary linear equations and geometry."

Mother Xu said happily: "Have you finished the sixth grade math? You really work hard every year!"

Xu Jianian: "That's the content of the first day of junior high school."

Mother Xu: "..."

After the tea was brewed, Xu Jianian slowly walked out of the kitchen with the hot tea leaves. When passing by the living room, a pair of feet blocked his way.

Father Xu, who was slumped on the sofa, stretched his legs and read a mystery novel intently, scratching his head from time to time or drawing key clues on the book with a pen.

Xu Jianian stared at the pair of feet lying in front of him: "Dad."

Father Xu groaned: "My dear son, what's the matter? If you need pocket money to buy books, take them out of your pocket, and if you want something to eat, ask your mother."

Xu Jianian: "The murderer in that novel is the sixth judge to die."

Xu's father reasoned and sat up in shock: "What? How did you know! I deliberately tore up the ending and hid it, so I'll watch it after I finish it!"

Satisfied, Xu Jianian moved his feet away from the road, and then walked slowly along the established road, and replied to his father: "I saw the ending under the coffee table."

Xu Jianian entered the room.

Xu's mother came out of the kitchen and said to her husband seriously: "The child can't go on like this!"

Father Xu was also angry: "Yes, no!"

Mother Xu: "I see that the child is at home every day of rest, and no children come to play with him. Don't become a nerd later."

Father Xu: "Even tearing up the ending can't stop him from spoiling the story, so it's okay!"

Mother Xu thought about it: "Let's find a friend for the child? I like the books next door. I like to study every year, and I like to play around with books. It's enough for the two children to combine... How can they be so young? Just like a little old man, I also learned from you, and I like to stroll around with a cup of tea when I have nothing to do, and don’t develop a hobby of fishing in straw hats later.”

Father Xu recalled: "Ah? What's wrong with drinking tea and fishing? Aren't they all good hobbies!"

But at this time, Mother Xu had already rushed to the next door to discuss her great plan of helping each other with the hostess of another family!

Half an hour later, the two families sat together, and the two mothers smiled.

Xu's mother said: "Niannian, you and Shushu go to the room together to teach and do homework."

Mama Sheng said, "Shushu, take Niannian to your room, and play with Niannian after finishing your homework with the new Transformers that mom bought for you."

In the upstairs room, the two children looked at each other.

Xu Jianian looked at the child on the opposite side, he was fat, his cheeks were so fleshy that he fell off, his hair was frizzy, like a hedgehog, but he looked much softer than a hedgehog's fur.He thought to himself, who is this, why should I teach him to do his homework?

He said, "My name is Xu Jianian."

The child opposite also looked at Xu Jianian.

He had heard of Xu Jianian's name a long time ago, hmph, he always scored double hundred in exams, hmph, other people's children, hmph, didn't grow three heads and six arms.

He reluctantly said, "My name is Sheng Xunshu."

He walked to the bookcase, stepped on his feet and took off the precious Transformer: "Can you play? Don't break my Transformer!"

Xu Jianian: He doesn't like me, and I don't like him either.

He glanced at the Transformers that Sheng Xunshu was holding tightly in his hand, walked all the way to the desk in front of the window, opened his summer homework, faced the open window, and read aloud in the sunlight: "Question one, wrong. Question one. The third question is wrong. The fifth question is still wrong."

Sheng Xunshu was unhappy, angry, and exploded.

At this time, Xu Jianian closed the homework book with a "slap", and said in disbelief: "Why do you make so many mistakes on such a simple question? It even turned into an arithmetic sequence. Why do you call it Shushu? You should call it wrong!"

Sheng Xunshu left the Transformers behind and rushed forward, knocking Xu Jianian down to the floor like a small cannonball. With the advantage of his body weight, he beat Xu Jianian firmly!

Xu Jianian: "???"

During the beating, he tried to stand up several times but failed, and inevitably fell into the long test of life: Why did I lose to a wrong?

The fight in the room alarmed the adults who were chatting outside, the door of the room was pushed open, two mothers rushed in, hurriedly pulled away the stacked children, screwed them to the sofa outside the house and held a rally.

Mother Sheng beat the child first, slapped the back of the head, made a "slap" sound, and hit with precision: "What's wrong with you, you know how to bully other children every day, how did I give birth to you, a debt collector!"

Sheng Xun shook his book head and spoke loudly stubbornly, extremely aggrieved: "It's his fault, he bullied me first, and even gave me a nickname!"

Xu's mother also beat the child, but she was not very proficient in business, so she picked a fleshy butt to beat, and the sound was not as loud as Sheng's mother.She secretly felt that she was being compared, and scolded: "What's the matter with you, how do you bully Shushu, and even give Shushu a nickname?"

Xu Jianian curled his lips: "I'm not wrong. You got so many questions wrong. What kind of books are they called? You should have called them wrong wrong. Just like I can get all the questions right, I shouldn't be called Nian Nian, I should be called Right Right. I allow you to call me right."

Mama Sheng: This... This nickname is actually quite cute.

Mother Xu: This... Here it is again, you can't let the brat continue to follow his own logic, otherwise my sister and I won't be able to talk to him later.

Sheng Xunshu was furious: "Right? You think I'll call you if you score [-]% in the exam, right? Stop dreaming!"

Xu's mother hurriedly said: "Other people's names are chosen by their parents. If you don't call them by this name, you are not calling this person."

Xu Jianian said strangely: "What names you choose is your business, what I want to be called is my business, what's the conflict?" He said, he called out to Sheng Xunshu, "Wrong, wrong, hello!"

Xu Jianian's face was reddened by Sheng Xunshu.Sheng Xunshu's face turned red with anger: "You are wrong, your whole family is wrong!"

Xu Jianian: "Wrong wrong, hello! Wrong wrong, you are wrong."

Sheng Xunshu: "You are the one who is wrong, your whole family is wrong!"

Xu Jianian: "You are wrong, I am right."

Sheng Xunshu: "You are wrong! I am right."

Xu Jianian: "You are wrong, I am right."

Sheng Xunshu: "You are wrong! I am right."

Xu Jianian: "I am right, you are wrong."

Sheng Xunshu: "You are right! I was wrong."

Xu Jianian responded politely: "Thank you, wrong, I know I'm good. Wow, I'm leaving. Wow, see you next time."

Two mothers: "..."

Mother Xu stood up blushing, quickly said "I'm really sorry", and slipped away with Xu Jianian.

Sheng Xunshu bit his tongue, lost the battle again, and cried angrily: "Wow——"

Mama Sheng: What should I do, I really want to laugh, hahahahahahaha——

That night, Papa Xu and Papa Sheng were equally surprised when they saw the redness and swelling on their son's face, and the other saw the redness and swelling in his son's eyes.

Dad Xu: "What's the matter? The child went out and fell down and came back?"

With your level of observation, mystery novels are useless.

Xu's mother gave Xu's father a big white eye, put the noodles covered with golden fried eggs in front of her son, and said kindly: "Come on, eat the noodles, every year, you will get [-] points every year." Said, "In the future, you can't just give children nicknames, understand? We must be good and polite children."

Xu Jianian picked up a noodle with chopsticks, put it in his mouth, and thought to himself: Hmph, my mother was concerned about my wrong nickname, and didn't pay attention to my face being red by mistake.But this is not right, why did I lose to a wrong, it must be because I am not as fat as him... I want to gain weight, and I also need to find this martial arts to study, next time I will be ashamed!

He finished his noodles and eggs and was so full.

No, I'm going to gain weight!

He pushed the bowl to Xu's mother: "Mom, I want more."

Xu's mother was surprised: "Usually I would not let you eat an extra spoonful, what's wrong today, how much do you want?"

Xu Jianian: "One-third of the bowl... No," he made a calculation in his mind, and by visual inspection, he now weighs one-third less than the wrong one, and he must make up for this one-third, which is converted into the bones and internal organs themselves weight, he will have the same figure as Cuo Cuo in a month, so the increased appetite should be...

Xu Jianian said firmly: "Four thirds of a bowl!"

Father Xu was also surprised: "An extra bowl? Son, are you okay?"

separated by a wall.

Father Sheng looked at his little chubby in surprise: "Why are your eyes red? Who bullied you?"

Mother Sheng told Father Sheng everything about the afternoon.

As soon as Father Sheng heard it, he said: "The thing about the nickname is indeed that the other party is wrong. But we must also think about this truth carefully: if you get [-] points in the Yemeni test, how can there be children who will call you wrong? I call you envious, right?"

Sheng Xunshu said angrily: "I hate him! I don't like being called either!"

Father Sheng: "I'm just giving you an example..."

Sheng Xunshu: "Look, I will beat him every time I see him from now on. I will beat him until he dare not call me wrong again! I will beat anyone who tells me wrong!"

Father Sheng also said angrily: "Brat, beat me up all day long, and I'll call you wrong too, can you beat me up!"

Different families have similar happiness.

Different families have different worries.

But at this moment, the children of the two families living opposite each other agreed, and even their troubles were similar:

That guy on the other side is really annoying.

I must beat him!

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